Kendra Wilkinson is in Playboy

November 9th, 2010 // 47 Comments

Despite claiming she turned down Playboy, and inexplicably spoiling the season premiere of her show, Kendra Wilkinson is apparently in the December issue after all, but it’s totally not what you think, you guys. Via her blog:

A lot of you saw on my show that I was struggling to decide whether to pose for Playboy again or not. I AM on the December cover of Playboy but it wasn’t from a recent shoot. The photos are from a shoot I did 2 years ago when I was still living in the mansion. I’m flattered to be on the cover again and as you all know Playboy has a very special place in my heart! I just wanted you guys to know I didn’t recently pose.

So for the record, Kendra did not pose for Playboy, she just authorized them to run never-before-seen outtakes from a photo shoot taken years before pregnancy permanently damaged her body. My God, where does the bravery end and the woman begin? No, really, I don’t even know how you can tell anymore. It’s like reading Elizabeth Stanton.

Photos: Courtesy of Playboy


  1. Branch Rickey

    Playboy is turning into FHM. Who cares about these dome-a-dozen celeb bikini pics?

  2. ilikesake

    Hey guys, its Kendra! I know I’m on the recent cover of Playboy. I just wanted to explain that when I said I wouldn’t pose for Playboy, I meant I wouldn’t pose for a recent pose of a pose that I posed for when I was banging Hef. In other words, the pose that you guys see me posing for in this December posting of Playboy isn’t the same as posing for an even MORE recent pose that I would have to pose for Playboy. So….yeah. It doesn’t count.


  3. barroom hero

    Kendra Koalburner looks like a muppet.


    • horn dog

      Yep – this is more proof you can’t polish a turd, even with the most powerful airbrush known to man.
      She looks like Debbie Matenopoulos with downs syndrome.

  4. GravyLeg

    You think she had a choice to authorize? LMAO
    When she signed the contract at the beginning she authorized them to print any unused photos from the shoots. They may have to pay her but I don’t think they don’t have to get her permission.

  5. I don’t think she had to “authorize” anything, or even get be paid for this. These were existing photos that Playboy already owned and already paid her for, they can do whatever they want with them.

    But beyond that, the fact that even after firing Christie Hefner as company president for running the magazine into the ground, the new president is STILL continuing to put this kind of bullshit in the magazine.

    Nobody buys playboy to read articles about what some fucking former-prostitute-porn-star-turned-gold-digging-mom is doing in her free time. People buy playboy to look at naked chicks…not pictures of chicks who aren’t fucking naked. The god damned shopping malls are filled with chicks who aren’t naked, there’s no reason to PAY to see that.

    Playboy is done.

    • Agreed. Which is why Playboy shouldn’t be run by a woman who isn’t a lesbian. Should be run by a perverted man. That’s how Hef made Playboy famous. It was, is, and always will be about the chicks. The problem with Playboy and other ‘magazines’ of it’s ilk, including Penthouse, Hustler et al. is the internet. There is so much competition for free on the internet that I’m amazed anyone actually buys magazines anymore.

    • Gallo

      “Playboy is done.”

      Definitely. Doesn’t matter who the CEO is, no one’s paying five or six bucks for skin mags anymore. Old dudes who can’t use the Internet are their only market and they’re becoming more and more scarce.

      • I think you’re being overly nostalgic calling Playboy a “skin mag”, since nudity hasn’t been a requirement for the magazine in a very long time.

      • Gallo

        I haven’t seen it since the 90′s. I’m part of the problem!

        That’s not true actually. My daughter was conceived via IUI a few years ago, and I had to spooge in a cup at the doctor’s office. The nurse who led me into the room told me “there are magazines in that drawer.”

        She left, I opened the drawer and it had three issues of goddamn Playboy in it. I thought “I’ve had broadband for 10 years! My porn stash is gigs of seriously depraved shit. How am I going to get off with Playboys in a room full of obstetric equipment and Lysol stink?”

        I spent less than a minute flipping through the top one and then just thought about doing the nurse that had led me to the room. I was nearly there when my eyes accidentally focused on a poster with a cutaway illustration of a fetus in a pregnant belly. Eventually, I managed to ejaculate feebly into the plastic cup. Then I had to walk around the office holding my sparse emission trying to find someone to give it to.

        Eventually I found the door to the lab and handed a container of my semen to another young woman. She held it up to make sure it wasn’t empty and said “Thank you.” Try that at the mall! On the way out, they told me that I could bring the samples in from home.

      • Richard McBeef

        great story Gallo. thumbs up.

        people don’t buy playboy for the articles or the airbrushed bitches. Seriously, when is the last time you jerked one off to still images? I mean i beat the shit out of it as a youngster to PB but it doesn’t work anymore.

        even if i wanted to check out some lame shots of heidi montag i can just google it and save 5 bucks.

      • Gallo, you have the soul of a poet.

  6. Gallo

    No shit that the photos aren’t recent. She’s not wearing a billowy shirt or pleated swimsuit to hide her pregnancy-ravaged gut.

  7. Leelou

    I think despite whos on the cover, people will still buy PB. I dont know why people are complaining about her being on the cover. Its not like it will stop you from buying the mag. I liked the show GND. Kendra wasnt my fav but she doesnt seem like a bad person and by far not the worst person to milk her fame. Come on, PB made her. You dont honestly expect her and them not to capitalize on that?? If you dont like it, rip the cover off. Not like most people buy it for the cover. Most people DO say they dont buy it for the articles so what do you care who’s on the cover??? Not like you are going to read it.
    and that photo is from the last calender shoot for GND. Probably on of the shots they didnt use for print but I recognize the lay out.

    • a) the GND viewer demographic and Playboy readership are completely different groups.
      b) The fact that Playboy thinks fucking CALENDERS are still relevant tells us all we need to know.
      c) People used to buy playboy to see naked chicks. Since that’s no longer a primary component of this $7 magazine, there’s no reason to buy it.

  8. Yer Mom

    Damn, photoshop is a miracle!

  9. 14’45″ and counting. Someone gong this bitch already pleeeease

  10. idhitit

    id have babies with this

  11. Kendra Wilkinson Playboy 2010
    Commented on this photo:

    hatchie matchie!

  12. Deacon Jones


  13. “Ain’t no beef flaps like Kendra’s beef flaps.”


  14. Well thank God that’s cleared up.

  15. ilikesake

    Dante, are u from TO?

  16. Turd Ferguson

    She is as fake and full of herself as kHate Gosselin, just with 7 less kids.

  17. Kendra Wilkinson Playboy 2010
    Commented on this photo:

    i see a distinct lack of boobery here.

  18. fester

    The ski-goggles seem appropriate, seeing as how Kendra is completely over the hill. Bake some cookies, Grandma! Oh you did? Never mind.

    • Reedonk

      i guess i am not getting the correlation between ski goggles and being old?

      Bitch needs some arabian goggles.

  19. Ray Sist

    Fakey as you can get smile. But I’d let her blow me.

  20. Kendra Wilkinson Playboy 2010
    Commented on this photo:

    she looks great.

  21. Rocky's Bullwinkle

    Was the phrase loose lips sink ships created after watching her sextape?

  22. anothergirl

    I’ve never read a playboy, but it looks pretty well put together.
    Interesting topics.

  23. Kendra Wilkinson Playboy 2010
    Commented on this photo:

    Is this thing totally photo shopped ? Her arms are twice that size now I have a hard time believing they were ever that skinny since she has actual muscle

  24. Amy

    Fish, why the pregnancy hate? It’s part of life. I’ll have you know that I’ve never been pregnant and my stomach still looks like shit. Eating a shit-ton of donuts (male or female) will make you look worse then a post pregnancy stomach.

    • tsk tsk

      I know, right!? Fish and others like him are sad little men. For chrissakes, grow up – or if you really and truly feel like that, do the women of the world a favour and NEVER reproduce. You’ll only cause some nice girl a lot of heartache and self-esteem issues with your shitty attitude.

  25. KJ

    Ha, Kendra wishes she looked like that cover. Makeup and a truckload of photoshopping makes almost any girl look like a velvet painting.

  26. cc

    The primary requirement for getting on a Playboy cover – being a white trash slut.

  27. MJ

    Fuck her. I want to read the Conan interview.

  28. wim

    “No Talking” is desired!!!!!!!!!!!

  29. Cardinal Fang

    Find the hidden bunny ears

  30. Willy Wonka

    Why can’t these celebutards appear in Hustler? I wanna see pink!

  31. Mike

    “She authorized them…”

    Yah, when she signed the model release at the time the pictures were taken. Unless it was some sort of specific limited releasen back then, which is unlikely, then no further authorization would be required now.

  32. jenn

    anyone notice a peculiar scar across her bikini line? like i don’t know, a c-section scar perhaps? i call bs on the old pics, just some excellent photoshop skills since she did not have that scar before the baby….

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