Kendra in Short Shorts Almost Had Nothing To Do With Charlie Sheen

March 7th, 2011 // 62 Comments

I’m going to lay my cards on the table here: It was either photos of Kendra Wilkinson leaving her Dancing With the Stars workout in tiny shorts, or a Charlie Sheen post about Warner Bros. officially firing him from Two and a Half Men despite his secret efforts to try and return to a Chuck Lorre-free workplace. While both technically involve women who trade sex for room and board, I like to believe I made the best choice for the greater good.

UPDATE: And of course this quote just happened as I was typing this post:

“This is very good news. They continue to be in breach, like so many whales. It is a big day of gladness at the Sober Valley Lodge because now I can take all of the bazillions, never have to look at whatshiscock again and I never have to put on those silly shirts for as long as this warlock exists in the terrestrial dimension.”

I will personally buy Charlie Sheen a bucket of 8-balls if he’ll shut up for the rest of the day. Not a goddamn word until morning, that’s all I’m asking. Just have your Tweetmaster tweet me and you can start having warlock accord with space monkeys in a terrestrial shark fart. I can’t make it sound anymore awesome than that.

Photos: Fame, Pacific Coast News

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    • RICHARD

      Agreed… YAWN!!!!! This chick is so boring. Why can’t this site talk about porn star sluts that take it in the ass?!?!?! That’s my favorite. They don’t have to be connected to Sheen either… Just sluts that enjoy cocks in their ass and pussy… Is that SOOOO much to ask?!?!?!

  1. TheMunger

    why does she have a package?

  2. absinthe

    cute cankles

  3. Eric

    That’s one meaty set of curtains.

  4. At some point you have to just call it a day, and pick up the Sheen flotsam that keeps dribbling out on the next workday.

    • The Critical Crassness

      Mc Feely, I think Fish should call it a week for that subject Then he can pick up the obituary notices next week. Thereby saving all of us a lot of time wasted while looking for the non-Sheen related posts!

      • Hell, even I…a devotee of his Sheenness…I’m sick of reading this shit. Yeah, we get it. The Charlie is too awesome for people to comprehend…time to give it a rest.

  5. Kendra Wilkinson Short Shorts
    Commented on this photo:

    Is the pointing to the only place she’s never been fucked?

  6. Cardinal Fang

    Love the tits hate the lips, Not a fan of thin lips.

  7. The Critical Crassness

    Sadly, you posted something about someone else BUT still had to include a reference to the “Tiger Blood Warlock”. Can you actually post something, anything, anything at all, without including a reference to “His Royal Winningness” in it? Well, Fish, can you? Inquiring minds want to know!

    • K Soze

      Why dont you find another fucking site to troll, jackass? You’re on here every day whining about the same shit, bitching about the Sheen references, etc, etc…newsflash, dick- there’s other fucking gossip sites – GO FIND ONE.

      Funny thing is, even if you did, it wouldnt matter, because Sheen is what is in the fucking news right now every 20 seconds…as such, that means GOSSIP NEWS SITES are going to be mentioning him just as frequently. So good fucking luck.. because whining every other post about everything under the sun got old about 20 minutes after you got here.

      Quit fucking crying or get the fuck out.

      • The Critical Crassness

        I can and will post whatever I feel like as a comment. I don’t interfere with your posting drivel of an kind, don’t like it mush mouth, don’t read my posts. You have the freedom to ignore what ever you desire simple and easy.
        I am not the only person who feels that we need some more diverse subject matter to balance the Sheen posts. Or at the very least the lack of mention of Sheen in every post. Of course he is the news, but even the best or most humor provoking subject matter gets boring after a continuous stream of posts on it.
        I wasn’t whining, moron,I was simply agreeing with McFeely, that a rest was in order. And then making note of the fact that even a non-Sheen post contained a reference, If you weren’t a self-absorb asshole with no reading comprehension abilities, you might have understood that.
        Now it’s your turn to post something completely idiotic and filled with viraputalive language. Have fun!

      • creamy zinger

        “viraputalive language” whhhoooooo weeee – check out the brain on K!! Oh wait, viraputalive isn’t a word.

        FAIL!

  8. Twizlah

    Breached whales?

    • FruitLoop

      Yeah, whales do both.

      They breach: that’s when they come up for air and break the surface of the water, and blow out that big puff of water to clear the airhole before they take a breath.

      They beach: that’s when they more or less swim up onto the beach and commit suicide out of confusion, magnet wave mix-up, or for whatever poor whale reason, maybe their whale wife left ‘em and took all the money and furniture.

  9. Kent Klark

    By “silly shirts” do you think he means the ones being sold under the “DaVinci by Charlie Sheen” brand? Yes, those are ridiculous.

  10. Frank Rizzo

    If THAT’S what it takes to get fired from CBS, perhaps Conan should reconsider his run on TBS.

  11. rkp678

    “I will literally buy Charlie Sheen a bucket of 8-balls if he’ll shut up for the rest of the day. Not a goddamn word until morning, that’s all I’m asking. Just have your Tweetmaster tweet me and you can start having warlock accord with space monkeys in a terrestrial shark fart. I can’t make it sound anymore awesome than that.” – THAT IS LITERALLY THE FUNNIEST SHIT I HAVE HEARD ALL DAMN DAY! Thanks Fish!

  12. Dutch

    Well, we finally know what Charlie Brown’s mother looks like.

  13. Deacon Jones

    I always like Kendra. She has the perfect blend of muscle tone to tits ratio.

    She doesnt look the greatest here, but wtf, no one does in gym clothes. Unless you’re me.

  14. Longshot

    Not to be uncharitable, but…proof that big boobs does not a babe make. Do a chin-up or something. Her arms look like sausages.

    But I’m sure she’s a lovely person.

  15. Cock Dr

    She really, really wants the world to see what a big fat mons she has.
    So those shorts need to pulled HIGHER, so that the razor stubble starts poking thru the fabric.

  16. Arzach

    I don’t watch that crap of DWTS but at least that means that Kendra is going to get again her tight fit body before the baby , so is just minutes before she’s naked with her boobs on the air again

  17. well better to see her in short shorts than Charlie Sheen

  18. Drundel

    Legs look pretty good actually, boobs are just too big though.

  19. bradspithair

    Like all the fatasses in hwood she got half her fat waist, hips and saddlebags sucked off too.

  20. Kendra Wilkinson Short Shorts
    soahc
    Commented on this photo:

    first! shes fine as fuck I wanna munch nomnomnom

  21. Gina Girl

    Short shorts, Jerry!

  22. NattyB

    Jesus Christ, is she wearing a cup?

  23. Glenn Beck

    sounds like somebody is jealous of sheen’s writing chops and wicked awesome popularity

    that somebody is you, writer of this blog

    • oohlilit

      Ha! Jealous of his wicked awesome popularity!

      Carlos Estevez has got nothing on Fish. And i’m sure you agree since you’re on here commenting on his website.

      • K Soze

        no doubt, seriously…wtf? between this guy and the asshole above w the witty and clever username, you’d think people are forced to visit this site. Quit whining, and if you dont like it, seek life elsewhere.

    • Glenn Beck

      see how easy it is to troll? keep at it kids, one day you can be like me

  24. Kendra Wilkinson Short Shorts
    nireene
    Commented on this photo:

    her hand looks deformed/missing in this pic.

  25. the captain

    she likes to pull american legs with her prudish acting.
    ………..THIS POOR THING!!

  26. Champ

    She is so attention-starved its hard to see her as hot.

  27. All photos of her should be in black and white–to remind us all her films should be silent

  28. #notwinning

    camel toe

  29. soahc

    wtf was my comment deleted?!

  30. H

    Only in America.

  31. SIN

    Where are the ass pictures? T&A. Thats what we want.

  32. Dutch

    I hear in T5 the new Terminator has a grinder hand and a killer cameltoe!

  33. cc

    I still can’t believe someone would marry and have kids with one of Hugh’s cast-offs. Imagine being in the same place as that withered old cock. BARF.

  34. cc

    Charlie Sheen didn’t look a gift horse in the mouth…he pissed in its oats.

  35. AA

    I would do her in her doo hole

  36. I like her. She can laugh at herself, and she’s nice looking. Fun girl.

    • Dumbass

      Of course she ‘laughs at herself’, she’s borderline retarded, and laughs when the traffic lights change, when the bell on the toaster dings, and laughs about kraft cheese singles sticking to her forehead.

  37. Kendra Wilkinson Short Shorts
    Commented on this photo:

    With the exception of her husband (who seems like a pretty nice guy), her immediate family and her obligatory gay personal assistant, does anyone out there find this woman even remotely interesting? I’ve tried to watch that horrendous show of hers and it’s unwatchable drivel! Shocking to imagine, but the Kardashians are more interesting than she is (dodging lightning strikes with that comment). With the exception of a pair of nice tits, she has absolutely zero redeeming qualities.

  38. DrunkRussian

    Nice pooper but serious cankles. But who cares about C-list celebrities anyway.

  39. Mike

    I didnt know she was so short.:(

  40. Kendra Wilkinson Short Shorts
    triq
    Commented on this photo:

    I’ve learnbed thay åublicity is among peope (

  41. Queue

    She looks like a poodle face had sex with a rats face. She’s also as dumb as a wet brick. People who are into this kind of women are moronic. Stop idolizing this trash. Her face is fake, her boobs are fake, she has no personality.

  42. Phil

    It amazes me that a no-talent skank with plastic titties and a shitty attitude get’s any notice at all. She is a sorry excuse for a human being, a waste of oxygen and only good for licking my DNA off her eyebrows

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