Kendra Isn’t Invited to Hugh Hefner’s Wedding

After years fondling an old man’s balls for room and board, you’d just assume he’d invite you to his wedding to reminisce about all those hilarious diaper changes. “Remember that time at Denny’s? I don’t cause I’m old! Wheeee! — Why am I in a tux?” Anyway, turns out that’s not the case for Kendra Wilkinson who seems to be missing an invitation to Hugh Hefner’s pending nuptials. E! News reports:

“I haven’t gotten my save the date yet,” Kendra exclusively tells us. “I’m not joking, I’m really pissed off about it.”
“If I don’t get a save the date, I have another wedding to attend that same day,” she continues. “I got a save the date from one of my closest friends for that date. I’m planning on going to Hef’s but I haven’t gotten the save the date for that same date. I’m getting kind of antsy because I need to pick which wedding to go to.”

In Hugh’s defense, it’s not like Kendra was ever his real girlfriend, and if every man had to invite each hooker he banged to his wedding, no one would ever get married. Just think how many grooms would leave the bride at the altar once they realized they’d have to introduce their new mother-in-law to a Filipino tranny named “Gorgeous.” Sure, he/she will politely compliment the reception, but after a few Mojitos he/she’s already talking about jerking his/her way to a sex change operation. “I’m not saying I’ll be out in the parking lot. *hic* But I’ll be out in the parking lot. *hic* Tell me the groom sent you. HA! That’s funny ’cause he watched me pee standing up. *vomits in the champagne fountain*

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