Kendra Isn’t Invited to Hugh Hefner’s Wedding

March 31st, 2011 // 36 Comments

After years fondling an old man’s balls for room and board, you’d just assume he’d invite you to his wedding to reminisce about all those hilarious diaper changes. “Remember that time at Denny’s? I don’t cause I’m old! Wheeee! — Why am I in a tux?” Anyway, turns out that’s not the case for Kendra Wilkinson who seems to be missing an invitation to Hugh Hefner‘s pending nuptials. E! News reports:

“I haven’t gotten my save the date yet,” Kendra exclusively tells us. “I’m not joking, I’m really pissed off about it.”
“If I don’t get a save the date, I have another wedding to attend that same day,” she continues. “I got a save the date from one of my closest friends for that date. I’m planning on going to Hef’s but I haven’t gotten the save the date for that same date. I’m getting kind of antsy because I need to pick which wedding to go to.”

In Hugh’s defense, it’s not like Kendra was ever his real girlfriend, and if every man had to invite each hooker he banged to his wedding, no one would ever get married. Just think how many grooms would leave the bride at the altar once they realized they’d have to introduce their new mother-in-law to a Filipino tranny named “Gorgeous.” Sure, he/she will politely compliment the reception, but after a few Mojitos he/she’s already talking about jerking his/her way to a sex change operation. “I’m not saying I’ll be out in the parking lot. *hic* But I’ll be out in the parking lot. *hic* Tell me the groom sent you. HA! That’s funny ’cause he watched me pee standing up. *vomits in the champagne fountain*

Photos: WENN

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  1. somethingoriginal

    Pfft he only remembers her from that reality show he did. Sure he was in it but he can barely remember his pants. Give the guy a break!

    Rachel McAdams is pretty hot. She’s not pregnant yet, right?

  2. cc

    That’s because she’s a cheap piece of trash that he’s already discarded.

  3. That's Retarded

    that’s retarded

  4. Rancid

    They already have something with a face of a horse to pull the bridal carriage.

  5. josh

    Bitch trying too hard and still worthless.

  6. Ghetty Real

    she already has a function to go to on the same day , from one of her closest friends.

    yet shes miffed on missing this?

    wow, if i were the friend, id ‘uninvite’ her asap
    what a whore

    • PopeyesChicken

      I was hoping someone would call this out when I read the comments. I would do the exact same thing. What a cum guzzling slut!!

    • Dan

      She sounds horrible to be in even a friendship with. No wonder she is not invited.

      • lux

        ……Why would you miss your close friend’s wedding to go to your ex’s wedding?
        An ex who was dating two other women at the time he was dating you.
        And is marrying someone younger.
        ………..What?

  7. First, what kind of classless moron complains about not being invited to an ex’s wedding (!!!).

    Second, what kind of classless moron does that and then talks nonchalantly about how they have another wedding on the same day to go to. As if to say you’d bump that wedding for going to the bigger celebrity wedding.

    That’s kind of fucked.

    And no, this has nothing to do with her sexual history, its just trashy.

  8. Tony

    Maybe the wedding is off because Hef’s finance was so blatant about “cheating”? Everyone knows it’s a sham but why not at least TRY to be discreet about it you dumb whore?

  9. the one

    he just want a happy mariage.
    ……..THAT’S ALL!!

  10. Come on whore ur 15 mins are up. Tired of lookin at ur ugly face

  11. Turd Ferguson

    Further proof that nobody cares about Kendra as much as Kendra.

  12. zeke

    this worthless bitch looks about 15 years older than she actually is.

  13. Arzach

    Nonsense! Who invites an ex-girlfriend-lover-inflatable-doll to his own wedding?

  14. so cool

    Like who whouldn’t invite an ex-girlfreidn pornstar to their wedding? I know my wife would love it.

    I am so sick of this broad. When you were young you were about an 7/10. Now your a /10 so go away.

  15. These pics and a few others I’ve seen proves to me that she peaked way too early and she doesn’t have the staying power for hotness. back when the show was on I thought she was cute but now she’s outstaying her welcome. She’ll be doing more porn, watch.

  16. Maybe he’s afraid someone will say something funny and she’ll laugh. It’s enough to curdle an old man’s balls, and he’s got a honeymoon to get ready for.

  17. Come on guys, how can he remember? He probably doesn’t even know he’s getting married.

    • Rancid

      “It’s a good thing you’re not giving him the golf club, T. He would probably end up trying to fuck it.”

  18. I bet Hef didn’t invite all those old kleenex’s he rubbed one out into either…Kendra seems to have misunderstood their relationship.

    • …but then she thinks getting fake boobs makes her an actress, so she’s not too clear on a lot of things. News flash Kendra…it’s the porn movie that makes you an actress.

  19. Hairybuddha

    Kendra misunderstood that STD doesn’t mean, “Save the Date.” She should be happy she didn’t get a STD from Hugh.

  20. Kendra, the mansion’s strict “no cankles” policy applies to everybody.

  21. Billson

    *vomits in the champagne fountain*

    ROFL.

  22. LRonHoover

    Self absorbed Butter Face with lousy fake tits.

    *yawn*

  23. kara

    “a old man”? seriously? did we learn grammar?

  24. Kendra Wilkinson
    ktulu
    Commented on this photo:

    Dude I cannot believe I have seen posters here say how hot this bitch is. She is beyond fug. Y’all must be some ugly trolls if you think that’s hot.

  25. Colin

    I was kind of annoyed at how many times she said “save the date,” but then I realized that expecting a four-syllable word like “invitation” from her is pretty unrealistic.

  26. lena

    She is only not invited because hef is pissed off that she married a “black man”. What a racist loser.

  27. Kendra Wilkinson
    Commented on this photo:

    Something about her teeth really bugs me. I have no idea why though. It makes me wish I was a dentist so I could have some “fun” with her choppers >:)
    [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/16/Image2-301_463.jpg[/img]

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