Because having actual talent is hard, you guys, Kendra Wilkinson is releasing another sex tape that she’ll pretend is destroying her life while laughing annoyingly to the bank. This time around it features a girl which pisses in the face of anyone who thinks sequels are unoriginal, derivative cash grabs. RadarOnline reports:
And although Kendra publicly assailed the release of the first sex tape, as RadarOnline.com exclusively reported she secretly signed off on the deal and received a hefty payday.
Now, she stands to profit again from her newfound status as a reality porn star.
“Kendra and Taryn started fooling around and then Kendra wanted the light turned off,” the source told RadarOnline.com. “But the camera that was recording them had night vision, so it looks like the Paris Hilton porn tape. Everything is completely clear.
“The girls are laughing at first, and the guys are encouraging them to kiss each other. They started kissing while giggling and then things got hotter.”
In case you forgot, Kendra is reverse cowgirl-ing a mountain of these things – “sitting” didn’t seem like the proper verb – so it’s going to be awesome to watch her systematically create opportunity after opportunity for her son to eventually see one of them in her pursuit of a quick buck. I mean, just think how adorable it’ll be when he axe murders his first victim at three. They should get him a little lumberjack outfit.
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What IS it with blondes and attention whoring?
kim kardashian aint blonde lol
I love that “as RadarOnline.com exclusively reported she secretly signed off on the deal and received a hefty payday” line, as if anyone still thinks that any of these women’s sex tapes are really leaked against their will.
no shit. Hell ,actress Jennifer Tilly stated on a talk show that these are “stolen”/”leaked” on purpose.
This whore is doing EVERYTHING she can to stay relevant. Hank should NEVER have wifed this slut.
He probably wants the money more than any pride.
Pride doesn’t buy you a nice car & access to *other* hot sluts.
Isn’t that what it always boils down to?
I wonder if she ever wonders how this may impact her son some day
dont u get it? this is her way of getting money or else theyll live in a tiny apartment
I’m sorry, but this is lame. The make-up, the annoying retarted laugh, and her complete fucking stupidity would make my boner vanish!!!! Seriously, this is something people WANT to see?
Shit, oops – retarded.
Yes, I would. I think she’s hot as shit. Although, I havent seen a clear ass shot since the kid.
And FISH, stop acting all moral now, you’ll make me feel guilty whacking it to her.
First of all, if I want to see two annoying chicks faking being lesbians in order to get attention, Ill go to a random night club. They couldn’t possibly be more sensual than two delicate, and innocent Japanese school girls. Can they? I don’t care to see it. Beside, I know her money maker like the back of my hand. Wait a minute, scratch the last part….
could you be more creepy? ick.
What are you my parents?
I would enjoy watching her eat some pussy. I always thought her and Bridget were probably playing under the sheets when they were living at the Playboy mansion.
Sad and desperate.
“Because actually having talent is so hard.”
as much as i’d fuck just about anything incl gaga or keshift4ha, id be deathly afraid of getting vd from this one :-( huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu… (thats my kendra laugh)
Weak!!! Probably as bad as the Vivid movies.
/attention whore
it’s time to stop calling it a sex tape and just call it a porn release.
I guess she and Hank sat down with their financial planner and considered that Hank has reached the average career expectancy in the NFL and may not have a job next year, and Kendra has a library of sex tapes to make a few million from, and decided that in order to pay the mortgage next year they need another half million Vivid deal.
A personal “sex tape” stops being a “sex tape” and becomes “porn” the instant you sell it for money. Kendra is a porn star and a prostitute, nothing else to see here.
The sad thing is this is the most useful thing she did.
Anything to inject life into a failing career, it seems like that’s the status quo for reality stars or people who just don’t even belong in the spotlight to begin with.
Omg my 15 minutes! /sex tape outrage bonus round
Go Kendraaa you are a beautiful mama!!
Since when is ‘sitting’ an adjective?
And I’m a fan saying all this. Imagine if i was a hater…
Another sex tape from a former Hefner flame and live-in….why am I not outraged that this has happened to her? Oh yeah, it’s because her former show, “The Girls Next Door” was a sex tape minus the S-E-X.
Her first leaked tape was almost as watchable as the “Tonya Harding Wedding Night” sex tape, so there was bound to be a sequel of some kind just waiting in the wings.
Hell, Hefner probably loaned her the equipment to make the damn things. So,I think there will be at least a couple of dozen more after this one. Nothing like a “quality” leaked sex tape to enhance the status of a soon-to-be ex-NFLer and his wife, even if he isn’t in it! The money spends the same for ol’ Hanky no matter who his old lady balls on video.
I’d pay for a reaction video of her son watching the video with all his friends on his 12th birthday. I guess I’ll have to wait for that one.
Some kiddies grow up watching the Wiggles, hers will watch a different type of Wiggles altogether. Just like Pamy Anderson she will have some explaining to do one day and her kids will cop shit through school all their lives.
Choose be a whore or a mother, never be both you selfish, shameless fucking hag.
And which one of the khardashians is blonde?
Kendra is awesome!!! So all you haters need to shut up!!
Where sex tapes are concerned, this chick has got more volumes than Encyclopedia Britannica.
OMG – please go away!!!
I actually like her. this isnt surprising. Hello, playmate! Who doesnt have a sex tape when you’re a playmate or were one. She profits off of her body. Not much else. Thats what shes famous for. This is just another unshocking thing from her
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I was 85lbs before I got preg, got up to 125lbs, which I loved! I got so eeictxd when I went to my appts and got on the scale. I hated being so skinny! I weigh like 105 now. Still not happy lol. I wanted to stay at 120-125. However I have a lil bit bigger booty which I love but im still not satisfied bc it looks like a roadmap!!!Stretch marks everywhere! And my boobs didnt move from an A cup at all! Any1 wanna donate some? lol. My stomach use to be so flat and now its a lil flabby only when im wearing tight jeans and sitting down u can see the rolls. Alot of girls complain about being big or overweight or watever, no one knows how it is to be so skinny every1 thinks ur anerexic and what guy likes a super skinny girl wit no booty and no boobs just flatness everywhere. Sucks guess we all have our own opinions about ourselves. only prob is all of you that are bigger than what u like u can lose the weight!!!! me on the other hand I cant gain any, my metabolism is way to fast. how do u think I feel lol.