Kendra is a Hypocrite

August 3rd, 2011 // 48 Comments

Last year, Kendra Wilkinson released her memoirs Sliding Into Home which detailed having sex with Hugh Hefner, but only after Holly Madison popped him full of Viagra and properly fluffed him for the rest of the girls. In fact, Kendra wrote these exact words via Celebitchy:

One of the girls asked me if I wanted to go upstairs to Hef’s room. In my head I could hear my mom’s voice: ‘You know they have orgies there.’ I said “Okay, if I have to.” It seemed like every other girl was going, and if I didn’t it would be weird.
One by one, each girl hopped on Hef and had sex with him… for about a minute. I studied their every move. Then it was my turn… it was very weird.
I wasn’t thinking about how much older Hef was – all the body parts worked the same. I wanted to be there.

Did I mention Kendra just turned 18 at the time? She just turned 18 at the time. Anyway, like any good reality star worth her weight in horseshit, Kendra is entirely divorced from reality and decided to call Crystal Harris a “backstabber” for talking about her experience riding down Old Man River. People reports:

“Her situation is a lot more harsh,” Wilkinson, 26, told PEOPLE at Monday’s NBCUniversal Press Tour All-Star party in L.A. “She was about to get married to him. I would have never agreed to get married to him.
… “At first I was really proud,” Wilkinson says. “I was like, ‘Wow, she’s being classy about things.’ But then lately, she’s just like totally running her mouth and it’s hard.”

I love how “I wasn’t going to marry him, just fuck him like a live-in prostitute,” became the moral high ground in this debate. It gives me hope about the future. About love…

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  1. God is Black

    “One by one, each girl hopped on Hef and had sex with him… for about a minute.” BaHaHaHaHA! also look at the guy in the right behind her? His expression is priceless!

  2. Cock Dr

    This bimbo’s IQ must be around 75.
    I wonder how much hard drug usage goes on at the mansion. Yeah they blow & screw the old man & go shopping on his dime afterwards, but no one talks about THAT part of the never ending party.

  3. God is gay and asain

    One by one, each girl hopped on Hef and had sex with him… then drank from his colostomy bag.

  4. God watches me masturbate

    whats going on here

  5. Dave

    Needless to say hugh hefner fucking rules

  6. DogBoy

    WHORE FIGHT! Bring it on, in all of its silicone and shaven goodness!

  7. cc

    Hugh Hefner is gross and Kendra and the rest of his girlfriends are whores. End of story.

    Just imagine being her husband and hearing this shit? I’d puke.

    • God is Black

      i would lick her snatch and think of Hugh hefner’s sweet hard moist wiener.

    • kimmykimkim

      I don’t understand how Kendra’s husband could have sex with her knowing how hard she’s been ridden. That shit is used. And even though I know there was no condom usage (because, I mean, come on!) I still hope there was. You can’t just hop on some dudes wet dick after 14 other slam pigs rode that thing. That’s fucking begging for a yeast infection. Whores are fucking gross!

    • now now, dont be jealous just because kendra is prettier than you.

  8. Rough's thule

    “Yep like I said it’s my place, and I get to hump each and everyone. Besides I provide a pretty good life to all of you”. By the way I’d like to request Frank Sinatra’s “did it my way” to play at my funeral. Sign Hef!

  9. Venom

    Well now I have officially lost my appetite.

  10. Girl

    Getting on a dick right after another girl gets off is soooo gross. I hope she douches with bleach.

  11. Clarence Beeks

    On people.com’s facebook page, I could not believe the amount of WOMEN defending Kendra and calling her “CLASSY”. My jaw dropped. ALL of these women are the same. They fucked an old geezer for fame and money. NONE of them have any class!

    I don’t even think Kendra is pretty, yo be honest. She’s not ugly, bit she ain’t anything special to look at.

  12. NOW Crystal Harris story about having sex with Hef and it only lasting a minute makes sense! That was all the time she was allowed until the next prostitute in line got on.

    • TomFrank

      Doesn’t it take old people a long time to achieve an orgasm? If each girl whore only gets a minute, there must be a line out the door. Not the bedroom door…the front door of the Playboy Mansion.

    • touche. I also want to know how many girls there were, she left us hanging with half a story. Apparently we didnt give Hef proper credit, he sexed up about 20-30 playboys all in a row, pretty impressive old mate, pretty impressive.

  13. kyle

    is it me or does her face kinda remind you of penny the clown form stephen kings “IT”…seriously!

  14. Jon

    Hmm, congrats I actually enjoyed reading this one. Well played.

  15. ashley

    1 in 3 Americans have an STD… So statistically, Hef has 480? Ballpark figure. Who on earth would willingly volunteer to bang him, knowing you’re going to walk out with at least a handful of itchy bumps? Or worse.

  16. Ed

    “Okay, If I have to.”

    Of your you have to, you’re a whore and you’ve already been paid!

  17. villenuv27

    She’s getting photo-bombed by Daniel Tosh.

  18. Clarice Starling

    I feel really nauseous now

  19. Doc Schweinstrudel

    I want to be there!

  20. Captain Obvious

    So many slurping noises were heard that night.

  21. Kendra Wilkinson Crystal Harris
    Crotch
    Commented on this photo:

    Guys in the background are laughing because Skeletor doesn’t realize He-Man just showed to the pool party unannounced, similar to Hank showing up to Dancing with the stars unannounced.

  22. TheCynic

    Please for the love of God, stop posting homely famewhores like this on the site. None of Hef’s bitches are all that.

  23. See Alice

    Hef is the luckiest man in the world .

  24. Angus

    Good for Hef lining up all his Playmate sluts and banging them throughout the night. Lord knows he’s paying for those hookers.

  25. Jealous!!!

    Hugh is a real god, not one that has been written in make believe stories. Every man would take his place, even the gay ones.

  26. ladyblink

    I’ve missed your posts. I forgot how funny you are!!

  27. Brad Hallston

    “I studied their moves..” .. no comment

  28. !!!!!!!

    white man’s trash is a black man’s treasure.

  29. Kendra Wilkinson Crystal Harris
    Hec
    Commented on this photo:

    She should talk about her plastic surgery http://www.cirugiasdeestrellas.com/2011/06/kendra-wilkinson-antes-y-despues.html and less about playboy ¿who cares by now? She is the more stupid of the girls

  30. Gimmeabreak

    I’m still missing her lesbian sex tape

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