Last year, Kendra Wilkinson released her memoirs Sliding Into Home which detailed having sex with Hugh Hefner, but only after Holly Madison popped him full of Viagra and properly fluffed him for the rest of the girls. In fact, Kendra wrote these exact words via Celebitchy:
One of the girls asked me if I wanted to go upstairs to Hef’s room. In my head I could hear my mom’s voice: ‘You know they have orgies there.’ I said “Okay, if I have to.” It seemed like every other girl was going, and if I didn’t it would be weird.
One by one, each girl hopped on Hef and had sex with him… for about a minute. I studied their every move. Then it was my turn… it was very weird.
I wasn’t thinking about how much older Hef was – all the body parts worked the same. I wanted to be there.
Did I mention Kendra just turned 18 at the time? She just turned 18 at the time. Anyway, like any good reality star worth her weight in horseshit, Kendra is entirely divorced from reality and decided to call Crystal Harris a “backstabber” for talking about her experience riding down Old Man River. People reports:
“Her situation is a lot more harsh,” Wilkinson, 26, told PEOPLE at Monday’s NBCUniversal Press Tour All-Star party in L.A. “She was about to get married to him. I would have never agreed to get married to him.“
… “At first I was really proud,” Wilkinson says. “I was like, ‘Wow, she’s being classy about things.’ But then lately, she’s just like totally running her mouth and it’s hard.”
I love how “I wasn’t going to marry him, just fuck him like a live-in prostitute,” became the moral high ground in this debate. It gives me hope about the future. About love…