“I’m like, ‘What is it about my boobs?’ Just because I’m a Playboy girl they have to use my boobs as their little attack weapon thing.”
- Kendra Wilkinson seriously wondering out loud why the Dancing With The Stars judges can’t stop mentioning her breasts. [E! News]
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Fireworks out her breasts?? Sold!
Remember when dignity had value?
God I miss dating chicks like this
you mean ones that aren’t imaginary?
no
Correction: does anyone really, really date a chick like this? C’mon. You just fuck chicks like this. Dating . . . that implies intermittent, almost intelligent conversation. Thus, no one ever dates a chick like this. That Kendra is “married” to me is just an institutionalization of her fuck relationship. Which itself is kinda counterproductive. I’m sure even Kendra gets boring.
More boring than exposed brick … nothing but air between those ears (if that) … unfortunate looks, fake tits :|
Yes Kendra, when you’ve made a lifelong career out of prostitution, stripping, and porn…your breasts are going to be relevant. They’re the ONLY thing about you that’s relevant, because that’s the career you’ve built.
This is like Alex Trebeck saying “why do people only talk about my work on Jeopardy, and nobody ever mentions my nuclear physics research?”
lol!
+10
She did what now? Oh, last year’s Lady GaGa schtick with the pyrotechnic tits?
*yawn*
Kick her off the show already. Her 15 minutes were up a long time ago.
I thought that was Katy Perry whose breasts shot something last year.
Hey Doc, look what we’re talking about: DWTS. It’s every bit as insipid as Jersey Shore.
Lets just say I would like to shoot my kids out on her boobs.
“Return fire!”
anything to distract from her face. With all the advances in plastic surgery, they should just move her gash to her head and let the photogs try to catch a glimpse of her rotten face when she hops out of the car with no panties on.
At least she realizes that the best defense is a good offense.
“Load the cannons, boys! Don’t fire until you see the sparkle of the disco ball in their eyes!”
ZERO TALENT except on her back.
And I’ve seen the tape – even that talent is moderate.
I like to see girls of that caliber
Seriously, her and Katy Perry should have a duel. Fireworks and whipped cream at zero paces, tongues intertwined, playing with each other’s hair…
Damn it, I need a new keyboard.
Must be nice to have something shoot out of her boobs for a change, instead of something being shot on them.
I don’t care about the girl but the dude in the background is having the time of his life! Look at that grin, homie loves to blow shit up! Booom! Dy-no-mite!!!
Maybe he thought she would explode.
If my math is right, we should all be dead on October 21st because I’m pretty sure this is one of the signs of the apocalypse.
Austin powers would be proud. She’s shagadelic.
Heff: Machine gun jubblies? How did I miss those?
Kendra: Perhaps next time you should try foreplay.
Hey….that’s the same face she was making on her sex tape.
What does she think – she’s so damn interesting as a person ?
Boobs and a gash is about all she has to offer
I know we’re all busy looking at her boobs, but I accidentally peeped at her face for a sec. Tell me that above-neck region doesn’t resemble an ugly baby.
I wonder: who is iaking her life serious?
AMERICANS SUFFERING THE DOWN SYNDROM?
This woman… she truly represents everything wrong with the world. Her and people like her are better off not existing.