Kris Jenner Is A Sh-tty Mom: Exhibit 2,476

October 7th, 2011 // 179 Comments

Here’s 16-year-old Kendall Jenner posing for bikini photos/continuing her immediate path to the dark side as Kris Jenner has foreseen. For it was Kris who allowed the Alliance to know the location of the shield generator. It was Kris who said, “Oh, I’m afraid the deflector shield will be quite operational when your friends arrive – which is why you have to make a sex tape on your 18th birthday, young lady.” All has transpired according to her design except, in her defense, those movies where she fights Yoda and basically molests Hayden Christensen even though you don’t see it. The subtext is there.

Photo: Splash News

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  1. anonym

    when are the nekkid pics coming ?
    yeaaaaaaaaah, kiddie porn

    kris has strong genes. all the kids look more like her

  2. Kendall Jenner Bikini
    Lpppooooll
    Commented on this photo:

    I love the dead blank stare she is wearing and wish I knew where to get one.

  3. chopchop

    That don’t impress me much.

    (Ya know, cuz she looks like an underage Shania Twain.)

  4. forrest gump

    it is simply impossible to grow up as a good mom in california.
    THIS IOS THE REASON PLENTY YOUNG MOMS LEAVE THE PLACE!!

  5. Kendall Jenner Bikini
    preakr
    Commented on this photo:

    I love the size A cup breasts she is wearing i wish I knew where to get one.

    • gumption

      she is actually much flatter so either this is the work of tape and camera or she got a boob job.

  6. LakeLucilleLoon

    What’s with the “C-section” scar on her belly in the third low-rise bikini photo? I can’t think of another reason that she would have the “smiley scar” that low down.

    • Jillia

      Wow you obviously have ZERO knowledge/experience of a woman’s body other than the photoshopped dolls in ads and magazines.. It’s just a crease and alot of girls have it, but yea, usually photoshopped out. I have one and have never had a c section, much less a child. So do lots of my friends.

  7. Kendall Jenner Bikini
    Jelloholio
    Commented on this photo:

    Kris is responsible for pimping out the other girls for about $65 million last year, so why not Kendall too?

  8. BrandiLye

    She’s gorgeous and seems like a sweet girl, but yeah. And she has two parents, so Kris is only half responsible.

  9. Kendall Jenner Bikini
    Richard H.
    Commented on this photo:

    This is the best Gozer (aka Gozer the Gozerian, Gozer the Destructor, Volguus Zildrohar, the Traveler) cosplay I’ve ever seen!

  10. Kendall Jenner Bikini
    JANE
    Commented on this photo:

    I think Kris is a genius, people hate on her because they think she is exploiting her children. The truth is, her family is in a situation where millions of people truly care to watch their every move… are you telling me your mom wouldn’t want you to take advantage of this, make a name for yourself so you are financially well off for literally the rest of your life? Give me a break all you stupid haters… you are just jealous that her family is oozing with success, no matter how that success came to be… its there and thats that. For you to think Kris is a bad mom because Kendall is starting to be taken seriously as a legit model? HELLO.. every super model has started when they were 15 or younger, and they wore the same stuff if not worse, to make a pretty picture. If her kids have what it takes to succeed in this business, she would be stupid to not allow them to explore their opportunities. I personally think she is a great mom, and her sole purpose for everything she does and ever has done, is for her children.

    People need to get a life.

  11. Jimmy

    WHAT IS THE BIG DEAL? I’m not a big Kardashian fan, I’ve found that it’s much harder to keep up with them once they started getting married and having kids. Anyway, there’s nothing wrong with these pictures. She’s modeling a bikini… underage children modeling bikinis for advertisement range from 1 year old to 17 years old.. The only problem is that her mom is Kris Jenner and is semi-famous which is why these pictures are on this site. If you think this is giving something for pedophiles to look at… you’re probably right. But would you think the same thing if you crossed a Target ad with an 8 year old in a bikini?

  12. Bev Johnson

    She looks like just what she is a little skinny girl who is playing grown up in her mommys clothes! She doesnt even have eough to hold up her top!

  13. I don’t care that she’s modeling, I just feel a bit uneasy that she’s part of that family. Like she’d never really have a chance to explore what she wanted to do but rather what’s going to maximize their exposure and make them the most money.

    That’s pretty tragic to me, at least.

    My attitude will change about that clan once one of their kids (if it’s even possible at this point) actually goes on to do something meaningful other than whoring their own private moments on television.

  14. Kendall Jenner Bikini
    Tory
    Commented on this photo:

    I would take her in two more years, lol. She’s beautiful.

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  16. Dumas

    This batch looks too much like the mother

  17. Kendall Jenner Bikini
    bobcat
    Commented on this photo:

    I love the shallow, overly-privileged life that she has and wish I knew where to get one.

    • cutthecrap

      hi bobcat, I hear you can get one for free if you let some no talent “rapper” piss on you. Good luck with that

    • Shut Up

      How about you get out in the “real world” and not sit on the internet and complain about what you wish you had, and get out there and work for it.
      Just because she is doing something with her life doesn’t make her shallow at all and if you think about you sound like a bloody shallow asshole that sits on the internet all day and complain about how much your life sucks.
      Grow up and get a life.

  18. Kendall Jenner Bikini
    Rob
    Commented on this photo:

    You guys suck. This girl is ok looking, but not model material. Does this mean anyone with money and halfway decent can be a model? Do Will Smiths kids actually have talent? NO! Riding on the coat tails of their wealthy parents. I hope this kid fails, in fact Im sure she will. Skinny bitch. They were gonna make the ugly brother a model. Kim Kardashian is hot and I wanna do her (if she stays slim and before shes 33) but they all have no talent. you people worship them and this skinny broad cause youre all sheep. I pity you.

  19. yourmom

    I guess Kendall doesn’t plan on getting future butt/breast implants that she wants to deny…

  20. Kendall Jenner Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Sixteen? Shit! paf-paf-paf.

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  22. Blizzard

    She’s 15 and she has that side fat roll already? She’s pretty, but she should start exercising!

    • Jessesgirl

      Yeah, she’s skinny-fat and face wise I’m seeing Khloe Junior. Cute, but not model material.

    • Andrea

      FATTTTTTTTTTTT, are you kidding me, put some black face on her, sprinkle on a few flies and you could start your own famine charity campaign.

  23. nicole

    i don’t see anything spectacular about this girl, and I don’t mean that to be rude or nasty. I honestly don’t get all the fuss.

  24. Kendall Jenner Bikini
    TerryLea
    Commented on this photo:

    Well, since she is putting her body out there, I guess it’s okay if we critique it. Is it an optical illusion or are her hands gigantic? Maybe they just look exceptionally big sitting on top of those shapeless snake hips. But hey, she is only 15. She has years of plastic surgery ahead of her to get things right. Maybe her legs should have been airbrushed or did the photography make them look so molted? Looks like Groucho Marx eyebrows but longer horizontally. I see she is trying to incorporate her sister Kim’s vapid face pose but I guess it’s hard to be that insipid and vacuous looking at that age. Practice makes perfect. Just do it over and over in every single pose a gazillion times like Kim and you’ll get there.

    Kendall, isn’t it fun reading what people think about the way you look? Quick, go huddle with the family and let them tell you it’s just the jealous haters that say truthful things about your appearance and let them reassure you of your beauty. But, you must believe them or you will be spending most your life in therapy. Oh wait, you and your sisters are already in therapy. Nevermind.

    Put some clothes on and quit looking like slut. Do something different with your life. Why go down the same road your sisters have blazed? Be unique.
    People are making fun of you and I know how you care about what people think because your career demands it. Slutty , underage models are a dime a dozen. Break away from the pack. It’s not too late. You don’t have to do this. You don’t have to be another family joke. You can be different. It is possible. And remember, white boys make good boyfriends, too.

    • betty barnes

      Bravo!

    • Taylor

      you are such bitch. How could you tear apart a 15 year old girl like that when your probably sitting on your ass looking 15 times worse?Keep your holier than thou attitude in the hole you probably crawled out of and think about how the things you say can affect people. This girl is gorgeous and even though you or I may not agree with her decisions or the decisions of her family but sitting on your computer tearing down her body doesn’t exactly make you an angel now does it?

  25. RivernEygpt

    Bruce Jenner, Olympic medal winner, has produced what six kids, not one athlete among them geesh…….

  26. Kendall Jenner Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    She is pretty. I wonder if the other older sisters would go out with my ex, Jack Morley, who only has a 3 inch hard-on?

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    Elizabeth Evans
    Commented on this photo:

    I agree totally with TerryLea don’t go down the same path and you will be able to love yourself when your older.I know it’s all made up for TV but it comes accross as very real . Really I feel sorry for the who bunch of Kardashian’s especially Kim. For whatever she got for that video she will always be looked at as a whore /porn star. I seen you on Access a little while ago and thought you were very pretty, nothing like the rest of them.Make your own honorable life All the best to you.

  28. imabrat

    Although I wouldn’t want MY daughter doing it, what do I care if she lets her daughter do it? These are not real people anyway, they’re simply stuffed dolls.

  29. Kendall Jenner Bikini
    Bobby Dee
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh man, I bet her thing is so hot and grippy!

  30. Kendall Jenner Bikini
    Nik
    Commented on this photo:

    dude it looks like she already has small breast implants!

    • Jillia

      Those are called small but perky 15 year old boobs. It amazes me how warped people’s perception of the female body is.

      • jennilove

        Seriously Jillia!!!!!! You dont know the female body!!!!! Believe me, when a girl is that small…. the boobs are NOT that round and that perky….. I was and am still that small and its not natural to have voluptious round boobs when you are that skinny…. Obviously, a skinny girl can have big boobs but natural boobs are NEVER that round…. THEY are called implants!!!! Being a female, I can’t believe you actually think they are real. AND, I’m not hatin’ or jealous b/c I like the Kardashians…. I’m just being REAL!!! I have friends w/ implants ands its just obvious….

  31. Kendall Jenner Bikini
    Lisa
    Commented on this photo:

    She is a gorgeous girl but looks very uncomfortable IMO.

  32. pookiewookie

    Isnt Kim’s mom friends with loser Linsay’s mom? Both moms are pushy and annoying.

  33. TWPUMPKIN

    I don’t get it? She is a model. These pictures look great. Why is Kris Jenner a bad mom? They all seem to love her. All her kids are doing well. Shut the F*ck up people.

  34. Kendall Jenner Bikini
    Jorge
    Commented on this photo:

    Well obviously she got a boob job, the roundness of her boobs is unnatural and not just attributable to teenage “perkiness.” What a shame for a young woman. Well done Kardashian family. Your famewhoring knows no bounds.

  35. Jorge

    Well obviously she got a boob job, the roundness of her boobs is unnatural in other pics and not just attributable to teenage “perkiness.” What a shame for a young woman. Well done Kardashian family. Your famewhoring knows no bounds.

  36. Kendall Jenner Bikini
    Nicks
    Commented on this photo:

    She is very pretty, but she needs to be careful of what photo shoots she chooses. Unless she doesn’t mind the constant criticism.

    And hopefully she doesn’t continue looking older than she is…then her “career” will be over by the time she’s 20.

  37. BevyG

    That white suite look and her in it is screaming young Kate Winslet. Tell everyone their fired. Go your own route girl! Not a puppet yet,.but danm close.

  38. ashley

    What does Kris Jenner do? Put a dollar sign on her daughters’ crotches and starts the bids? When is Bruce going to find his set of balls and put a stop to her before she ruins all of the children? Be a man, Bruce!!!! Geez!!!!!!!!

  39. I'd hit that

    I’d hit that so hard…

  40. Kendall Jenner Bikini
    iham
    Commented on this photo:

    Daughters might all be pathetic dumb whores but they have or will all have an ass load of money and be able to do whatever they want in life so they’re one up on anyone here.

  41. Kendall Jenner Bikini
    Annie
    Commented on this photo:

    Whats the matter with her modelling , Rachel Hunter started when she was 16 and has done well for herself, and done a good job of raising her children,Give Kendall a break, if she wants to go for it ,she makes a great model ,very pretty and is a down to earth girl with parents like Kris and Bruce Jenner doing a great job, and yes they are a close family.

  42. Kendall Jenner Bikini
    Jack Schitt
    Commented on this photo:

    Seriously, implants already?

  43. Kendall Jenner Bikini
    larry
    Commented on this photo:

    hey, id fuck her

  44. Kendall Jenner Bikini
    mel gibson
    Commented on this photo:

    jenni your a retard!!!

  45. Kendall Jenner Bikini
    mel gibson
    Commented on this photo:

    whats obvious is that you have shitty little pancake tits. and they are round because of the bikini top

    its differnt then them there cut offs and half shirts

  46. CHRISTY

    THE MEDIA IS ALWAYS TRYING TO CRITICIZE I DONT THINK THIS MAKES KRIS A BAD MOM AT ALL GET A LIFE THERE ARE KIDS BEING BEAT AND STARVED AND YOU HAVE THE NERVE TO CALL HER A BAD MOM HAHA IDIOTS

  47. tonya

    She is a very pretty young lady Kris is proud of her it doesn’t mean she is a bad mom!!!!!

  48. Kendall Jenner Bikini
    xxaa
    Commented on this photo:

    I WANT THAT STOMACH ….

  49. Erin Brower

    Kris Jenner should not even Have Full Custody Of Kendall And kylie. Bruce Should Have Divorced kris, And taken the Girls From Her. That way, She’ll Never get To ” Whore ” Them Out .. It’s Sad How Kris wants To Make M,oney Off the two youngest Girls. JUst Let Them Be Teenagers, And be Normal. and that Comment She Said about the” Sex tape at 18″, that is Discusting. that Just Shows Me how Desperate kris is , Wanting To make Kendall and kylie like the three other idiots!!!

  50. Kendall Jenner Bikini
    Tenesha
    Commented on this photo:

    Her boobs are too big and round for a girl her age and in her body weight. Its either that her family genetics plays a role and she got her sister, Kim’s, giant boobs, or her breasts are more than likely Photoshopped to look bigger than they really are. I think she is cute, but she looks somewhat like Khloe, which is not a good thing. Her face is a little fugly but nothing that makeup won’t fix. She is not as fugly as “shrek” aka Khloe, who managed to find a black man that actually likes that face. But I still think that Kim is the cutest.

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