Kris Jenner Is A Sh-tty Mom: Exhibit 2,476

Here’s 16-year-old Kendall Jenner posing for bikini photos/continuing her immediate path to the dark side as Kris Jenner has foreseen. For it was Kris who allowed the Alliance to know the location of the shield generator. It was Kris who said, “Oh, I’m afraid the deflector shield will be quite operational when your friends arrive – which is why you have to make a sex tape on your 18th birthday, young lady.” All has transpired according to her design except, in her defense, those movies where she fights Yoda and basically molests Hayden Christensen even though you don’t see it. The subtext is there.

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