Kris Jenner Is A Sh-tty Mom: Exhibit 2,476

October 7th, 2011 // 179 Comments

Here’s 16-year-old Kendall Jenner posing for bikini photos/continuing her immediate path to the dark side as Kris Jenner has foreseen. For it was Kris who allowed the Alliance to know the location of the shield generator. It was Kris who said, “Oh, I’m afraid the deflector shield will be quite operational when your friends arrive – which is why you have to make a sex tape on your 18th birthday, young lady.” All has transpired according to her design except, in her defense, those movies where she fights Yoda and basically molests Hayden Christensen even though you don’t see it. The subtext is there.

Photo: Splash News

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    • iham

      Daughters might all be pathetic dumb whores but they have or will all have an ass load of money and be able to do whatever they want in life so they’re one up on anyone here.

  2. Kendall Jenner Bikini
    Matt
    Commented on this photo:

    Chris Hansen be damned! I’ve got wine coolers!

  3. rican

    Pretty sad

    • Why sad? Almost all models start their careers at an early age. My thought is “bully for her!” I hope she’s very successful.

      • butt juice

        It’s pretty sad because she is yet another spawn of Kris Jenner. Anything attached to the name Kardashian/Jenner is pure evil and should be destroyed.

      • What bullshit, butt juice, and what an appropriate name. You don’t know shit about Kris Jenner or about any of her daughters. Yes, they can be pretty irritating sometimes, especially when they open up their pie-holes, but that doesn’t make them “evil” — just stupid.

      • Artofwar

        ….No you are quite right (vitobonespur) this does not make them evil, that would imply aforementioned skeeze-etts are actually important, however, it does make them an implicit part of the motivating “Young Whores in Waiting Encouragement Movement Industry” of which your daughter will soon be spreading her young succulent thighs for.

        But I say great job to parents of all young hoe-letts in waiting –for without the parents the world would be in shortage of young sluts to exploit in every sleazy, unspeakable, unimaginable possible way.

        So–Long live the “Young Whores in Waiting Encouragement Movement Industry” for without them there would be no alternative to having to use toilets….Artofwar

    • rican

      vito, you have serious character flaws, but naive and stupid are the ones you have to really work on eradicating.

      • pooker

        Oh can it Vito. I’ve seen your comments on the site. You more or less masturbate over anything that’s female.

  4. Kendall Jenner Bikini
    Dingo
    Commented on this photo:

    she looks better than her fat ass sisters. she’ll probably be a fat pig in 10 years too.

  5. Small D

    not bad. pretty hot. I’d hit it

  6. Dude of Dudes

    Does every 16th birthday in that house start with the line “Well you’re getting older now, time to start marketing that pussy. Ill get the video camera and a black guy”.

    • V

      not if they’re not cute enough for Kris. She has another daughter a year younger and sadly, kris pays no attention to her.

    • V

      If you had the chance to fuck her, Fuckface, you would go to jail. Now go take a seat over there.

    • She’s a model. These aren’t her school pictures or boudoir portraits. Jeez…she ‘s a pretty girl with the right kind of body, so why not? She can make a nice living modeling.

      • anon

        she’s only a “model” because of her family. otherwise she just be another plain 16 year old. Cute–sure….but not model pretty.

      • You’re giving the Kardashian/Jenner clan credit for a whole lot more power than they actually possess. Do you really think a modeling agency is going to waste their time with a young woman just because Kris and/or Kim whine at them to do so? What the fuck planet did you come from?

      • Artofwar

        ….Are you a complete idiot or just a drunk moron—This teen cunt would be happy to find a job at Taco Bell, if it were not for her association to the Kardashian name. Do you honestly think that the other Chewbacca Kardashian, and the other Airhead Breeder Kardashian, would be on television if it were not for the particular Kardashian who enjoys a good splash of bladder juice, and black beast-cock in her anus while being video taped—do you for one minute think that the other two useless Kardashians would be on TV???

        Of course this Kendall spawn cunt of Kris would not have any, and still doesn’t have any, serious modeling contracts– if it were not for hard-up photographers and low-rent fashion companies trying to spring board there bargain basement products off the lame-fame of the other two Kardashian sub-humans.

        Quite frankly this Kendall urinal in waiting is quite basic–you can go to your local mall and find four dozen of her types and much better.

        Get a clue (vitobonespur) you fucking dimwit— everything about the entertainment business is not what you know, but is about who you know.

        I’m out–and even though it’s raining cats and cunts here in Miami tonight, the pussy won’t wait forever….Artofwar

      • pooker

        “Do you really think a modeling agency is going to waste their time with a young woman just because Kris and/or Kim whine at them to do so?”

        Fuck yeah they would. Put them on the map.

  7. Hugh Gentry

    Kris defines her success by pimping out her kids. She’s not happy unless there is a Kardashian/Jenner on TV at all times. What a whore. I wish the whole clan would fly somewhere and die in a fiery plane crash.

  8. Kendall Jenner Bikini
    firstofthefallen
    Commented on this photo:

    Move her to a state where 16 is legal!

  9. Fuckface

    All of you guys would hit it if you had the chance… quit hating on her mom. She’s a hottie.

  10. V

    The couple of times I’ve seen the show this girl is not interested AT ALL in being a model. At all. Kris is such a crazy opportunist cunt. She has no problem selling her daughters out for what little celebrity she can get. That fact that she was right there negotiating Kim’s sex tape to make her famous means this crazy whore is capable of anything for the advancement of her daughters. Whatever happened to marrying them rich. No need to sell them giving blowjobs and being a pedophile’s dream, ffs.

    • I think your own personal bias is writing your posts and not your brain.

      “That fact that she was right there negotiating Kim’s sex tape…” How do you know that’s a fact? I think your dislike of the Kardashian sisters is showing unfairly. If you don’t like them, fine. But don’t start making shit up.

      • Truthteller

        Vitobonespur: Your idiotic and continued defense of this family of worthless cunts makes me think you’re either exactly the kind of person these people hope we all are (Morons desperate for famewhores to fantasize about) or you’re on their payroll. Either way, give it a FUCKING rest. The Kardassians and the Jenners are horrible fucking people. And so are you for defending them for a second.

      • Burt

        Well, it’s very likely because the tape would never had been released without her daughter signing off on its and she’s her manager. Creepy when you think about it.

    • cc

      She’d probably sell their organs if it was sufficiently profitable.

    • CranAppleSnapple

      Actually V, one of the only episodes I’ve seen had her putting together a book of photos of herself, and begging her mother to get her an agent.

  11. Kendall Jenner Bikini
    quickrick
    Commented on this photo:

    Just a matter of time before those armenian genes kick in and make her body way too voluptous… Cute chick though…

  12. Frank Burns

    What is it with this site and exploited teenage girls? First the Stodden girl, now this? You aren’t helping them with this . .

  13. Lack of a Better Term

    Poor bastard doesn’t even know what’s going to hit her.

  14. TomFrank

    Whoops! Turns out she’s not even 16 yet. Wikipedia says she’s still 15 for another month.

  15. Well, I guess it’s pretty clear now which side of the family the gene for giganticism (both in the generic and ass specific forms) came from.

  16. They’re simply of Lohanian heritage.

  17. Cock Dr

    Monster mom didn’t waste much time shoving the next daughter into the jaws of the fame machine. I guess there’s money to be made marketing nearly nude 16yo boobs and butt. Monster mom has her priorities.
    I don’t think that the vileness of this family can be overstated.

  18. Roadtrip to LA this weekend! I just need to put this second coat of paint on my van’s windows.

  19. Kendall Jenner Bikini
    Ditty
    Commented on this photo:

    …Uhh, Me English is not so good. How do you say, ” hit it and quit it”?

  20. Kendall Jenner Bikini
    SIN
    Commented on this photo:

    Her mom doesn’t care about legalities. All Kris cares about is MONEY!!
    She is now pimping out Kendall for whatever she can get.
    I am waiting for Kris to hook Kendall up with another mediocre athlete, get pregnant just so Kris can be in another reality TV show.

  21. Deacon Jones

    How come I just heard a mattress spring break?

  22. Kendall Jenner Bikini
    adolf hitler
    Commented on this photo:

    she looks a little like khloe. poor thing.

    • OnTheRealThough

      Naaaaaaaaa…i think she’s gonna be the best looking of all the sisters.

      Very good-lookin girl. Hope she doesn’t screw up along the way.

  23. I agree. While she is obviously an attractive young lady, I think 16 is too young to be putting yourself out there like that. There is plenty of time for that stuff.

    Let her be a kid.

    • She is a fucking MODEL! She’s not “putting (herself) out there like that.” Models start young. It’s a fact. So NO, there’s not “plenty of time for that stuff.” Jeez, gang. Get a clue.

      • anonymous

        for being such a pansy fanboi– i place my balls on your chin

      • For being such a wise ass cocksucker, I pound a rusty ice pick in your ear. I’m not particularly a fan of the Kardashians (nor am I a pansy, sweetheart). But sometimes I just get irritated with people going off the deep end and pulling shit out of their asses just for the sake of it. Making fun of celebrities is grand fun. I do it myself and have for quite some time. But calling someone evil, saying they should be killed, that they or other members of their families are whores or other types of money grubbers, in my opinion, is not making fun. It’s being an asshole.

      • Truthteller

        “She is a fucking MODEL!”

        And you have no qualms about an underage girl being oversexualized so perverts like the ones who frequent this site–myself included on the ones over 18–can get their rocks off by typing shit like “I want to blow my load all over her feet!” Models are exploited. I don’t care if they get paid. It’s degrading to women. Especially girls who are minors. The fucking agencies and the people who get their kids into this shit KNOW that. They just want a fucking buck. You fucking sicken me. I’d vomit but I wouldn’t want to waste the great steak I just had. I’ll just make a point to write your name on a piece of paper and dump it in the toilet for the next time I’m sick to accomplish the same thing.

    • Tinklepants Astronaut

      +1 too damn young for this!

  24. the feet

    i want to blow my load all over her feet!

  25. it had to be said

    She is a terrible mom. That girl needs to get at least C cups put in ASAP and mom sends her out looking like this. What a bitch.

  26. WTF Bruh

    load blown. thx

  27. oneone

    Kris Jenner is hot, mofos!

  28. Kendall Jenner Bikini
    OrnerySpade
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks like one of those drugged up lions you can get your picture taken with in Mexico.

  29. monk

    KKK clan stink… all … damn ugly gipsy monkeys…..

  30. Kendall Jenner Bikini
    me
    Commented on this photo:

    I dont know how can people be such hypocrites. Most models out there are 16, and some start at 11/12! shes the right age to start modeling, given most models dont have a career past 25.

  31. I think Kris Jenner has talking mannequins that she names and markets. She gets more for her money that way. This one is called Kendall, and see…you can see the mannequin hardware in her back.

  32. Kendall Jenner Bikini
    surgerylass
    Commented on this photo:

    i love the bathing suit she is wearing and wish I knew where to get one.

  33. Kendall Jenner Bikini
    Jack
    Commented on this photo:

    BLECH! Lookit all that cellulite!

  34. Kendall Jenner Bikini
    Jack
    Commented on this photo:

    I love the invisible heels she is wearing and wish I knew where to get some.

  35. Kendall Jenner Bikini
    Betty Retzlaff
    Commented on this photo:

    Why should Kendall be any different from her sisters?I think they are all over rated.

  36. Clarence Beeks

    I detest the Kardashians, and no one would be happier than I to have them vanish, but this girl is beautiful. The best looking one of the family.

  37. Isn’t this like entrapment? Post pictures of a really hot girl then say she’s jailbait! I really hope she doesn’t end up a whore like the rest of her family.

  38. Scott

    Nice tight little bod. And 16 is legal where I live. I’m just saying.

  39. Kendall Jenner Bikini
    Venom
    Commented on this photo:

    The law tells me that I should not be attracted to her, so I am not….

  40. Venom

    Thank God I am not attracted to her and don’t want to do unspeakably bad things to her because the US government has told me no.

  41. Kendall Jenner Bikini
    maeby
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks fine. She looks 16 and healthy/happy. She would be wearing that too the beach anyway, why not get some cash out of it, right?

    Jack, what fucking picture are you looking at?? She does not have cellulite. You wanna see cellulite?? stand behind me!

    • gumption

      No 16 year old should be wearing a bikini top showing parts of her boobs. Second, no 16 yearold should take “sexy” pics and have them all over print and the internet. Kris jenner is indeed, a shitty mom.

  42. Kendall Jenner Bikini
    DannyBoy
    Commented on this photo:

    Why does this look a lot like Eric Bana with boobies?

  43. Tristyn

    Please pimp mama !.!.! This is just a trial run , until this kid turns eighteen and becomes legal is when the vivid entertainments and playboy contracts will be her real money maker’s .. I see a 10% raise…..

  44. Th Cynic

    She looks like a taller, less attractive version of Selena Gomez. Still pretty though.

    Momma Bear may be a shameless pimp, but she’s a PR and marketing geius. It’s not her fault Americans are dumb enough to keep watching.

    • ashley

      you have a point there. I for one don’t watch them so I can’t be associated with that group. I could be laid up in the hospital in a coma and a body cast and have more of a life than those who actually watched that whore’s wedding on TV. who gives a shit? Personally I thought the guy was a little light for her.

  45. Kendall Jenner Bikini
    Dick Master
    Commented on this photo:

    hmm. . .look ok to me. Not overly whorey. Yet.

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  47. Kendall Jenner Bikini
    Bahlder
    Commented on this photo:

    Her life was fucking ruined before she was even born. What a shame.

  48. Tootles

    Whatever body wise, she’s not bad, long legs, tall and thin, But still apart of the kardashian clan therefore a nasty useless cunt. She wouldn’t be a model if her fucked up family wasn’t all over the media. I don’t understand the genetics of this family. You have khloe who is a man/wookie, then that troll kourtney who looks like she should be setting up camp under a bridge, and finally lardashian herself who’s body defies explanation.

  49. Ponkur

    My penis doesn’t recognise your ‘age of consent laws’. It wants what it wants.

  50. Kendall Jenner Bikini
    msknoitall
    Commented on this photo:

    Kris Jenner isn’t just a stage mom on steroids…she’s more like a pimp and her children are her working girls. I don’t thinks she’d pay them much attention if they weren’t making her money, which is why she favors Kim over the less profitable others. Since Khloe wasn’t pretty enough to make money, she did the next best thing…sell her off to the highest bidding big dumb pro athlete… This whole family is dysfunctional…but you have to give them credit for having good marketing game, but not much else positive can be said about them. I for one will be glad when pop culture’s fascination with these no talents is over…and they’re but a faded memory of the past. Regarding the teen in the skimpy bikini…shame on both her parents…and her too.

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