Kendall & Kylie Jenner Sister Porn Is The Crap We Missed

“ERMAHGERD BLERK MERKERPHERNS!”

Alright, folks, as you’ve probably noticed, or watched in terror as none of our scheduled posts published, Photo Boy and I are putting in a slightly abbreviated day thanks to a rare chance to meet up with an old college pal. But to make up for it, we’ve got a super-sized return of The Most Important People On The Internet lined up for Saturday, so load up those Crap We Missed galleries because Daddy’s watching. Also, this is the first time Photo Boy is hearing up about any of this and slowly realizing his Friday took a giant dong to the anus because I’m the World’s Best Boss. *cracks whip* I SAID MEGA STUF, POOPBUCKET! THESE ARE ONLY DOUBLE!

Anyway, below is Kendall Jenner sucking Kylie Jenner’s tongue because Kris Jenner is a firm believer in investing in your children’s future – by prepping them for any and all types of porn, and yes, probably the German kind.

See you kids tomorrow. (Or later tonight if Charlie Sheen gave Lindsay Lohan AIDS, which I’d be lying if I didn’t say I was praying for.)

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