So Everyone’s Cool With Kendall & Kylie Jenner In Bikinis Because Their Mom’s The Devil? Got It.

“Hello, paparazzi? Kris Jenner. Listen, could you be a doll and take pictures of my underage daughters in bikinis so they’ll end up on the pedophile machine, I mean Internet? I’m willing to allow two butt shots of Kim next time you see her. — You’ll do it? Thank you! Love you guys! Ciao!”

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