So Everyone’s Cool With Kendall & Kylie Jenner In Bikinis Because Their Mom’s The Devil? Got It.

May 31st, 2012 // 89 Comments

“Hello, paparazzi? Kris Jenner. Listen, could you be a doll and take pictures of my underage daughters in bikinis so they’ll end up on the pedophile machine, I mean Internet? I’m willing to allow two butt shots of Kim next time you see her. — You’ll do it? Thank you! Love you guys! Ciao!”

Photos: Splash News

superficial

  1. Kendall Jenner Kylie Jenner Bikini Bruce Jenner
    john
    Commented on this photo:

    Best Shot right here.

  2. FanGirl

    oh no Tony is gonna be mad

  3. TaT

    All over the place you see teens in bikinis, not just them. It’s inappropriate period! But, mothers buy them for their daughters all the time.

    • Deacon Jones

      Teens in bikinis are inappropriate?

      Who are you, Mother Fucking Teresa?!

      What do you think motivates guys to go to the beach, sit in the sun, and sit next to their yapping wives all day. It’s not the fucking seagulls, I’ll tell you that.

      • USDA Prime McBeef

        what’s wrong with watching fucking seagulls?

        sex is a perfectly natural phenomenon even in the avian world.

      • Deacon Jones

        There’s never enough skin for me, McBeef

      • USDA Prime McBeef

        to each their own, DJ.

        I saw a couple peregrine falcons bang the other day. they were banging on this ledge and the male would bang for a bit, fly a flew circles around, then come back and bang some more. this went on for like 20-30 minutes. the girl bird was a total screamer. total screamer.

      • I think that male falcon learned how to screw from that joke from Chinatown.

    • The Royal Penis

      I agree, all teens should be forced to wear “Beach Burkas” so they remain pure.

      • …The modern bikini was invented by French engineer Louis Réard in 1946. He named it after Bikini Atoll island in the Pacific.

        NOOOO!!! Not a horny Frenchmen invented a way in which to get billions of stupid females to openly wear their panties and bras in full public view—no never!!!

        Memo for the plethora of idiots both female and male out there;

        Bikinis are nothing but– bras and panties.

        If you think differently, next time one of you trollops goes to the beach, wear a pair of your nicest bra and panty set and see if anyone notices that you are actually in your drawers.

        People are too stupid indeed.

    • Mushroom

      You do realize that it’s next to impossible to find a one piece in small sizes, right?

    • You’re either a Muslim or from the religious right. Nothing wrong with teenagers wearing bikinis.

      If you would have said it’s inappropriate for mother’s to buy their teenage daughters bikinis and then call the paps then I’d agree.

      • CranAppleSnapple

        Or a Mormon. My insane mormon sister in law won’t even let her daughter go out with her shoulders uncovered. Shoulders are eeeevil. I should buy the kid a bikini for her birthday.

    • TheListener

      Why are so many people attacking TaT? She feels it’s inappropriate for a teenage girl to wear a bikini showing so much skin in public. I know there are lots of people who would agree with her, but speak against the majority opinion and this is what you get. Lighten up, people. The site is called “The Superficial.”

      • CranAppleSnapple

        Everyone just says their opinion. You lighten up, you’re the one getting weird.

      • TheListener

        I neither called nor implied anyone was “getting weird” for their response, CranAppleSnapple. Please read my comments and THEN reply to them.
        The replies to TaT’s harmless comment referring to the bikinis as “inappropriate” for teenage girls were taken to the extreme from those with an opposing viewpoint with some commenting about teenager girls being put in burkas and the like.
        Why such an extreme response over such a mild comment?

      • CranAppleSnapple

        You told people to “lighten up”. Everyone was fine, you were the one being serious.
        I said you were getting weird because you criticized everyone, and no one had done anything wrong. No one was “attacked”.

      • CranAppleSnapple

        YOU need to read more carefully, because you are one with reading comprehension problems. I never said YOU used the word weird. I simply said you were being weird.

  4. Kendall Jenner Kylie Jenner Bikini
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    I would comment, but I’m not leaving any evidence on the motherfuckin’ Interwebs.

  5. west

    Let’s remember the sight of Nicole with her head nearly severed from her body. That is what Kris used as a stepping stone for wealth and fame.

  6. Smapdi

    So, relentlessly posting pics of 16-year old Courtney Stodden is okay, but posting pics of 16-year old Kendall Jenner is not okay . . . can someone give me a map to the moral high ground here?

  7. Kendall Jenner Kylie Jenner Bikini Bruce Jenner
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    First, you let the guy see this tit right here. Then you rope him in.

  8. cc

    Kendall is cute enough but I really wish every member of this family would fade into obscurity. SOON.

  9. EricLr

    Eh, lots of potential mothers of the year tell their kids things like “Honey, could you go flaunt your underage titties on a public golf course so mommy can get some buzz going for your spin-off reality show?”

  10. Chris Hansen

    It says here in the log that you, “want to pee in her butt.” This is a 14 year old girl we are talking about here, not a 30 year old slut that likes getting pissed on.

  11. Kendall Jenner Kylie Jenner Bikini Bruce Jenner
    Ballin Collin
    Commented on this photo:

    Dear Diary,

    Jackpot.

  12. Kendall Jenner Kylie Jenner Bikini
    The Royal Penis
    Commented on this photo:

    “I feel like I need something to fill the void.”

  13. Clarence Beeks

    Kylie is fucking fug.

  14. This guy

    These two girls are smoking hot. I would do naughty things to them.

  15. MarkM

    Soon, they’ll be able to release their own sex tapes, so they won’t have to sponge off of Kim’s “fame.”

  16. Juano

    I’ve heard all five of the girls are going to be on the cover of the new Kohler catalog, with Kim providing a detailed discussion of the advantages of a Kohler crapper.

  17. CoCo

    Shouldn’t these girls be in school? (Unless school’s out for the summer in the USA)

  18. Kendall Jenner Kylie Jenner Bikini
    imbetterthanyou
    Commented on this photo:

    Jail Bait – 1st

  19. dooood

    “younger than her are happy mothers made”

  20. Kendall Jenner Kylie Jenner Bikini Bruce Jenner
    DonnieDingDong
    Commented on this photo:

    nomnomnomnom

  21. Bonky

    Bruce : “Girls, girls, come on, whore it up a little, there’s money to be made !”

  22. Kendall Jenner Kylie Jenner Bikini
    TheListener
    Commented on this photo:

    ROTFL

  23. Kendall Jenner Kylie Jenner Bikini Bruce Jenner
    clucky
    Commented on this photo:

    He looks more like a woman then they do!

  24. anonym

    16 years old?

    that’s legal in my book. She’s already got the body of an adult.

    I’d stick my dick in that and pretend I’m grudge fucking that attention whore mom of hers.

  25. Marlene

    WTF!! I don’t understand you, people! What should they do?? Cover themselves and sunbath when they are 18??? Grow up, seriously!

  26. Kendall Jenner Kylie Jenner Bikini Bruce Jenner
    Double D
    Commented on this photo:

    The chick in the white bikini is related to the other three Kardashian sisters?!?! Kim has ribs thicker than that girl!

  27. Kendall Jenner Kylie Jenner Bikini
    Double D
    Commented on this photo:

    There needs to be a LOT more ass, body hair, and white-on-black fellatio if I’m going to believe these two are related to the Kardashian sisters.

  28. Kendall Jenner Kylie Jenner Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    holy crap , these kids got none of the kardashian ass but all the cellulite

  29. Kendall Jenner Kylie Jenner Bikini Bruce Jenner
    elliotspitzer
    Commented on this photo:

    Go ahead. Say what you’re thinking. Go ahead. Love to hear it. Seriously.

    Chris Hanson.

  30. Kendall Jenner Kylie Jenner Bikini Bruce Jenner
    Swearin
    Commented on this photo:

    “Dad, you don’t have to stand guard over us. Aren’t you worried about sunburn?”

    “Hahahaha, silly child. You know the sun’s rays have no effect on me anymore!”

  31. Kendall Jenner Kylie Jenner Bikini Bruce Jenner
    I'mCool
    Commented on this photo:

    Fish To-Do List:
    Fix site so when I look at picture full-size I can still zoom in even more.

  32. Kendall Jenner Kylie Jenner Bikini Bruce Jenner
    judd
    Commented on this photo:

    “And leave that damn top on or ur gonna end up with everyone thinking ur a whore like ur sister Kim”

  33. Kendall Jenner Kylie Jenner Bikini
    judd
    Commented on this photo:

    The look after gettin her first…

  34. In 4 years from now I will be saying………. dammmmmmmmmmn

  35. Kendall Jenner Kylie Jenner Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Take it off… take it all off…. well…

    Sorry folks just giving her support for her future career in stripping… thats all!

  36. Kendall Jenner Kylie Jenner Bikini
    broken711
    Commented on this photo:

    “i hope mom gets me implants for my birthday i mean come on she got kim an ass”

  37. Kendall Jenner Kylie Jenner Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t know which is which, so dibs on the heftier one.

  38. matti

    If there’s grass on the pitch, let’s play – Ali G

  39. Kendall Jenner Kylie Jenner Bikini Bruce Jenner
    Turd Burglar
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d chew a turd out her sweet little asshole.

  40. Kendall Jenner Kylie Jenner Bikini
    Ray
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d still do her

  41. Scooby

    Yes, teens in bikini’s is pretty natural BUT MOM posting her own sexy pics & promoting their daughters in sexy situations is NOT what I’d call normal. I think the Kardashians (ESPECIALLY KRIS & KIM) are attention whores but then people keep watching their shows & Bruce doesn’t put his foot down (and Bruce & his 2 girls with Kris are the only 2 I like or have much respect for). So, with that said it looks like it will continue. TV seems to evolve every few years so let’s hope it will evolve away from these idiotic ‘reality’ shows SOON! Reality shows are not real just like todays news is not news, if it were we’d get JUST the facts & not all the other BS from the broadcasters//announcers & their guests.

  42. Kendall Jenner Kylie Jenner Bikini Bruce Jenner
    john
    Commented on this photo:

    good to see that kendall is shaved quite well all around her cornhole. kendall has a perfect body.

  43. Kendall Jenner Kylie Jenner Bikini Bruce Jenner
    Commented on this photo:

    nice earring, dipshit.

  44. Kendall Jenner Kylie Jenner Bikini
    JANE
    Commented on this photo:

    THE ugliest bikini bottom probably ever created. How is that logical in any way?

  45. Kendall Jenner Kylie Jenner Bikini
    JANE
    Commented on this photo:

    “Kim taught me to get dressed while swinging my hair back like this.”

  46. Kendall Jenner Kylie Jenner Bikini
    JANE
    Commented on this photo:

    Crazy how Kylie is the 14 year old one and she’s way more developed than Kendall

    • thespiral

      That’s normal, I had 34D tits at 14…also lots of attention from gross old men, so it’s always a tradeoff.

  47. Kendall Jenner Kylie Jenner Bikini
    JImbo
    Commented on this photo:

    Thanks, that felt good…

  48. Kendall Jenner Kylie Jenner Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Them there gals needs to ripen up just a tad more, then…BOOM!

  49. Kendall Jenner Kylie Jenner Bikini Bruce Jenner
    fuckkkkkoffffgoootttdaaammmm
    Commented on this photo:

    got dam!! how many photos do they hav 2 take of the jenner sisters on their slutty ass vaca till they realize they not gettin sum like how they did with kim! y’all idiots

  50. Kendall Jenner Kylie Jenner Bikini
    Limas
    Commented on this photo:

    unhappy and unfulfilled woman for most of her life and she spent her time drunk and stenod it killed her. Would she have been happier if she had been left alone to pursue her true romantic inclinations?

Leave A Comment