Welcome To 18, Kendall, Hope You Like Porn

The Superficial | November 4, 2013 - 3:29 pm

Kendall Jenner turned 18 yesterday, and in honor of her family’s rich heritage, several pornographic studios have offered to pay her several million dollars to have sex in front of a camera so people on the Internet can masturbate to it and possibly even purchase her after said masturbation, as is tradition. TMZ reports:

At least SIX COMPANIES are hoping they can convince her to get it on in front of the camera.
One of the companies — Bangyoulater.com — is saying it wants to pay K.J. and a partner of her choosing $1.8 MILLION to bump uglies.
Other interested parties include Brazzers, Babes and Digital Playground … the latter offering the option of a girl-girl encounter with porn star Jesse Jane.

Factoring in my wealth tumor of knowledge on Kris Jenner, I’ve come up with a complex equation of determining if and which particular deals she’ll eventually force Kendall to take through threats of financial embargo and/or gunshot wounds. Keep in mind, I’m something of a scholar on this subject, so this may get technical.

Here goes:

ALL OF THEM. IT’S ALL OF THEM.

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