Welcome To 18, Kendall, Hope You Like Porn

By: The Superficial / November 4, 2013

Kendall Jenner turned 18 yesterday, and in honor of her family’s rich heritage, several pornographic studios have offered to pay her several million dollars to have sex in front of a camera so people on the Internet can masturbate to it and possibly even purchase her after said masturbation, as is tradition. TMZ reports:

At least SIX COMPANIES are hoping they can convince her to get it on in front of the camera.
One of the companies — Bangyoulater.com — is saying it wants to pay K.J. and a partner of her choosing $1.8 MILLION to bump uglies.
Other interested parties include Brazzers, Babes and Digital Playground … the latter offering the option of a girl-girl encounter with porn star Jesse Jane.

Factoring in my wealth tumor of knowledge on Kris Jenner, I’ve come up with a complex equation of determining if and which particular deals she’ll eventually force Kendall to take through threats of financial embargo and/or gunshot wounds. Keep in mind, I’m something of a scholar on this subject, so this may get technical.

Here goes:

ALL OF THEM. IT’S ALL OF THEM.

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