Kris Jenner Really Wants You To Look At Kylie & Kendall’s Underage Butts in Bikinis

July 8th, 2013 // 67 Comments

Now just hear me out, Chris Hansen. I know you dove through a skylight with the express purpose of uppercutting me into a seat right over there, but before you dangle me from a rope and make me swear to you, ask yourself, who’s the real villain here? Me, some schlub on the Internet who’s simply exposing these girls’ butts this heinous crime, or Kris Jenner who’s built an diabolical media machine that 15-year-old girls are tossed into without even the courtesy of a Zima? Just think about that for a second.

Or rain down fists on my face until I tell all my friends about you. You can do that, too. (Nice right cross.)

Photos: IXOLA/AKM-GSI, Splash News

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  1. cc

    Having a perky behind at that age is not a big deal really…it’s later in life when your ass starts to Kim-out that the real test comes.

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    Deacon Jones
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    Yes…no…YES

  3. eae

    glad i live in a country where age of consent is 16.

    • In most of the US the age of consent is 16 or 17, so I don’t know why this mentions Kendall Jenner as being underaged.

      • TheListener

        In 12 states including California where the Kardashian-Jenner family lives the age of consent is 18.

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    Deacon Jones
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    Is this little bitch smoking a cigarette??

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    Pepper's Pot
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    The Devil in Malibu (july 4th, 2013)

    there, fixed.

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    stinkfinger
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    Kris Jenner. The product placement queen. Is there anything this lady won’t exploit?

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    stinkfinger
    Commented on this photo:

    Kris: “Dammit Kendall, I told you the logo faces the cameras.”

  8. Hung Well

    And judging by the 40 photo’s posted, so does The Superficial.

    • Dave in Denver

      Maybe, however, more than likely it’s because the same people that run the Kardashian/Jenner fan-site’s [SpinMedia] also run this site. Didn’t you always wonder why articles about the Pee Queen and her entourage are almost always here?

      Gotta keep those clicks up in order to sell ad space.

  9. thumbs up to the Zima shout out. Reminds me of all my mid 90′s shenanigans/poor choices.

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    Will Smith's Nemesis
    Commented on this photo:

    Someone please send this guy to Sanford, Florida to pick up some skittles and Iced-tea. I have a hoodie he can borrow.

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    Will Smith's Nemesis
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    Someone please send this guy to Sanford, Florida to pick up some skittles and Iced-tea. I have a hoodie he can borrow.

  12. Kendall & Kylie + Ireland Baldwin / website traffic analytics = Pedophiles switched from AOL chatrooms to The Superficial.

    • PumpkinBob

      I can’t do both?

    • Didn’t it turn out a few years back that his highest-viewed post ever was a just-turned-18 Emma Watson’s upskirt shot? Fish knows where his traffic comes from. He may not like it, but, y’know, money.

      • Why would you assume that he does not like it? I am sure posting photos of hot, young, half-naked chicks is a tough job. ha ha

      • I’d take a 25-35 year old chick over these 17 year olds. That’s where the golden pussy be at.

        These are just high school girls that are thin, like many high school girls are. I see hundreds of these under 20 chicks every goddamn day — boring. I might be biased because I have to talk to them, which is a massive boner killer.

      • Amen to that.

      • Brooke

        Seriously. I’m getting a little annoyed with all the kids in bikinis on this site. I don’t come here for bikinis, but I’d at least rather see a WOMAN in a bikini (or hot actor, but whatever). There is hardly anything special about high school girls… most of them tend to still be in good shape. And immature, and boring…

  13. harriscandit

    All I have say is she looks a he’ll of a lot better then her sisters. When she hits her 20′s she will be incredible.

  14. dreamcrusher

    Black guys will be pissing on both of them soon enough. They grow up so fast !

  15. anonymous

    Meh…these are pretty tame considering Kim fits her fat ass into the same sized bikinis Kendall and Kylie wear. Because you know…Kim claims she’s only 115lbs pre-pregnancy.

  16. Pugiron

    If these skanks weren’t named Kardashian, no one would pay for pictures of them. Even the chubby chasers running the Superficial would not pay attention to Kylie.

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    It’s sad to be the ugly one, but at least nature wanted to balance things a bit and gave her the tits.

  18. Jaden Smith Kylie Jenner Bikini
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    In every Kardashian photo is a rich black man (woman, cross-dresser???) that is being used for his money and or fame.

  19. Dammit, Fish, Chris Hansen just broke down my door and asked me to have a seat over there. Thanks a lot.

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    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    The Honorable Elijah Muhammad said that every woman you’re with should be half your age, plus 4, divided by 3, plus 1.

    (That equation might be a bit off, but I need to make touching this legal.)

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    The Singularity of that glorious one lil bitty white pixel made all of the difference in this photo.
    Just look: You found it pretty easy too!

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    Ofc. Murphy
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    I’d buy that for a dollar.

  23. anonym

    1. They look 18 to me. I have no qualms about looking.

    2. Kris Jenner is a fucking fame whore bitch, so she definitely doesn’t care if you look, or fuck even, as long as you’re rich.

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    anonym
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    hit it while it’s fresh

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    Teddy
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    Where are the negros at?

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    Teddy
    Commented on this photo:

    A Weight Watchers meeting no doubt

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    Teddy
    Commented on this photo:

    Excuse me while I go to the bathroom

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    Teddy
    Commented on this photo:

    Gotta go gotta go gotta go

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    heey
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    They’ll be posing in playboy the day they turn 18, their mom is negotiating it right now.

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    Commented on this photo:

    Bengali Surfer over there next to Precious don’t look bad.

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    Matt
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    best photo on here for 6 months

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    Okay, I’m sold.

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    Matt
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    i would exploit that ass

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    Matt
    Commented on this photo:

    me too

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    Matt
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    great crotch

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    HaterealityTV
    Commented on this photo:

    Parents Should be putting her into
    athletic training
    instead of whoretraining
    Her dad won a gold medal!
    Sic Sad family!

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    Jaime
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    That girl needs a tan. That’s all she needs. Perfect body.

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    martina
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    Isn’t he a bit underaged to be dating?

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    martina
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    Pimp of the year

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    martina
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    I’m sure that Kanye has noticed that ass

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    martina
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    mmmmmm, look at that ass

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    Mr. Sensitive
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    That’s a well chosen wing-pig behind her.

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    Hugh Jass
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    She has 1% of her sister’s ass.

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    bruce wayne
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    White female. Check.
    Slender not a chubby. Check.
    Cute little bottom. Check.
    Method of payment after servicing her her. Check.

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    Brother Albert Jr
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    Gorgeous as her sisters God bless You!!!

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    peter morales
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    kylie is os fuckin hot

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    peter morales
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    kylie has a body of a godess

  48. shahid

    kylie janner in small age boobs r not in natural position .It mean she is not virgin

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