Kendall Jenner’s Butt Tattoo Is News Because God Is Dead

Because a seven-headed dragon tells Kris Jenner that the first week in January is a goddamn dead zone where literally anything passes for #content (“Home Alone With Blood,” anyone?), here’s Kendall Jenner’s butt tattoo in V Magazine that everyone’s geeking out about even though it’s clearly fake and not even on her actual butt. Which is probably surprising for me to say considering how many times I’ve posted something like, “Here’s Celebrity X’s Naked Part,” and I wasn’t even close. One time it was a foot, and that’s definitely not where babies come from. — Or is it? HOLY SHIT, EVERYBODY STOP WALKING! STOP WALKING RIGHT NOW! Ohmygod their little faces…

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