The Other Models Are Mean To Kendall™, You Guys

Kendall Jenner genuinely believes her modeling career is solely the result of “hard work,” and being like super pretty, but even models whose diets consist of a sprig of kale and heroin know it’s because someone who fell out of the same vagina as her got peed on in a sex tape. In Touch Weekly reports:

“The other models worked so hard to get a spot on the runway and didn’t think it was fair that she was there,” a source tells the new issue of In Touch, revealing that as revenge they decided to mess with her.
“Some [of the models] put out their cigarettes in Kendall’s drink!” the source explains. “They thought she was getting special treatment and just weren’t OK with it.”

“NO, NOT CIGARETTES IN HER DRINK! Is she alright? We should probably call the police. — Or In Touch. They would probably buy this. Tell her, um, tell her mommy’s handling this, and she did the right thing by talking to somebody, and of course we won’t tell anyone about it because then the other girls will know she snitched. I know have their number somewhere…”

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