Kendall Jenner Has A Butt, Too
When each of Kris Jenner’s daughter reaches the age of 15, she ritualistically inserts 10 pounds of Brazilian butt collagen into their asses during a new moon. The process is called The Whorening, and it has served her for hundreds of years if not thousands. (We have early records that suggest a territorial dispute with Madonna over a small hinterland that supposedly housed The God Blade.) So with that in mind, here’s Kendall Jenner’s ass ziplining on Instagram for her mother’s lust for gold is legion, and she will have it!