Kendall Jenner Has A Butt, Too

April 7th, 2014 // 17 Comments

When each of Kris Jenner‘s daughter reaches the age of 15, she ritualistically inserts 10 pounds of Brazilian butt collagen into their asses during a new moon. The process is called The Whorening, and it has served her for hundreds of years if not thousands. (We have early records that suggest a territorial dispute with Madonna over a small hinterland that supposedly housed The God Blade.) So with that in mind, here’s Kendall Jenner‘s ass ziplining on Instagram for her mother’s lust for gold is legion, and she will have it!

 

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  1. Her ass definitely looked good but she is of Kardashian blood. Therefore, I would not.

  2. Big Cock

    Nice and tight!!

  3. ‘The process is called The Whorening’

    This is why I love you.

  4. Hugh G. Rection

    If that was Kim or Khloe, we wouldn’t be able to see the harness. Or the water bottle. Or the trees.

  5. brtn

    Still a black dude flying down after her though…the bloodline is pure…

  6. The worst part of this? Look how many likes and comments this picture has. There really needs to be a “Hate” and “DGAF” button on all these social networking sites.

  7. coljack

    This is proof of nothing! Put me in a harness and I’d look like a Kardashian, too.

  8. coljack

    This reminds me of the first time I saw Kim K, but not because of her ass. It’s because a guy is parked behind her ass, between her legs, captured on camera and beamed to the world.

  9. anonym

    Kris makes her daughters do 1000 squats everyday

  10. Nudgie

    Sad. Really sad. I thought she could escape with her Dad and have a career that was her own. Never gonna happen. $10 says the little one has ass pics in a week to compete. SAD.

  11. those ultra-tight straps are the ONLY reason she has anything resembling an ass in the pic.
    even miley cyrus would appear to have one in one of those setups.

  12. So this is what they chose for the intro to her tape?

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