Kenan Thompson probably just got himself fired from Saturday Night Live. The comedian, in a shockingly honest statement, says SNL would welcome Chris Brown back because it’s all about the ratings. Us Magazine reports:
“It’s not up to me, but I’m sure we would if he had another hit single,” Thompson tells Usmagazine.com. “We don’t care about scandal. We just care about what brings us ratings!”
“If we had them both on the show, that would be crazy,” Thompson told Us at the GBK Luxury Lounge in L.A. on Friday.
Thompson, a regular on the sketch show, says that this particular scandal is “an unfortunate situation.”
“I don’t know the whole story, but I know how women can get when you get a text message from another female, so I’m just saying, you have to learn that you can’t put your hands on a female.”
It’s kind of refreshing to hear someone say it like it is. My only regret is that Kenan didn’t keep his streak going by ending the interview with: “But, you know, it doesn’t really matter because Jay-Z is offering a solid gold jet for Chris Brown’s head. And on that note, click click, motherfucker. Peace!” Because let’s not pretend that isn’t what’s happening right now. Now, has anyone seen my harpoon gun? No reason.
Sorry I said that last remark. I am a complete asshole!
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“I don’t know the whole story, but I know how women can get when you get a text message from another female, so I’m just saying, you have to learn that you can’t put your hands on a female.”
WTF does that mean? That you shouldn’t hit women because they’ll tell other women about it? Or is he saying that she exaggerated the whole thing when she told her friends about it… and she exaggerated her beaten face for the camera?
Bitch-slapping ain’t unique to Black hip-hop pretty boy gangsta wannabees, Christians have been torturing women and burning at the stake for centures. Consider Joan of Arc and many more.
Muslims are cutting little girls heads off for going to school. Its the way of the Punk.
Chris Brown is a Punk and so are all who are making light of this but its not just Rihanna, she’s just well known.
Its in the culture, across the board and in every race. Nothing funny about any of this and all the jokers here just suggest who we should be drafting to send to Afghanistan. There the Misogynists of the East and West can hopely met and blow each others brains out leaving the world in peace and security.
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Jesus, Kenan, is your goal morbid obesity – go on a diet dude, you’re huge!
lets be honest, black women need a hand to the face sometime. Its the only way their brains can learn. That or reward them with fried chicken, which in rihanna’s case isn’t an option unless we want to see her balloon like a jessica simpson.
I think he may have been having a laugh.
What a dumbass..
Ask for forgiveness but do not sin again.
It’s like that chimp that mauled that lady. The chimp was taken out of the wild and was made to act civilly. He wasn’t wired to live like humans. That’s what is happening to the negro. They were meant to live in as jungle. They are just acting like animals in the wild. We expect too much from them. We were able to tame dogs but we’ll never be able to tame negroes.
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He mad bright.
I am the most horibel and wiked person who ever lived.
I am not worthy for God to forgive me.
God forgives you bootlips… but you must change you name to Jughead.
Praise Jesus!
I mite bite.
Will God forgive me if I change my name to Jimmy Jim Loves Jesus?
You bet.
I will marry a black girl now and raise beautiful half breed children!
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How nice. He is so handsome, and I like him very much, I have seen him on
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Go Keenen. The media right now is all about what people want to hear, not what they really feel. Hell, Evis beat Priscilla’s ass and did drugs but he is still worshipped. You people need to stop beaing so damn typical and racist. The “its a black thing” is silly, unless of course if you feel pedophilia, beastiality, wife swapping and serial killings are “a white thing.”
Woody married his daughter, Elvis beat Priscilla. Know that before you write your replies!
If a women put her hands on a man first he have the rigth to knock her azz out.My granny always to me u big enougth to pass a lick u big enougth to take a lick.
I’z benz to da mowtin top. We are da chowsen peeps. We doos wat we haz ta doos.
#76 I agree with u, I don’t by any means think a women should be beat but if u start thanwho is to say it’s wrong for them to finish
I like this guy, but is likely to tell the truth, after all that SNL keeps some of its members were sentenced to death with ridiculous amounts of drugs themselves at the moment.