Kenan Thompson probably just got himself fired from Saturday Night Live. The comedian, in a shockingly honest statement, says SNL would welcome Chris Brown back because it’s all about the ratings. Us Magazine reports:
“It’s not up to me, but I’m sure we would if he had another hit single,” Thompson tells Usmagazine.com. “We don’t care about scandal. We just care about what brings us ratings!”
“If we had them both on the show, that would be crazy,” Thompson told Us at the GBK Luxury Lounge in L.A. on Friday.
Thompson, a regular on the sketch show, says that this particular scandal is “an unfortunate situation.”
“I don’t know the whole story, but I know how women can get when you get a text message from another female, so I’m just saying, you have to learn that you can’t put your hands on a female.”
It’s kind of refreshing to hear someone say it like it is. My only regret is that Kenan didn’t keep his streak going by ending the interview with: “But, you know, it doesn’t really matter because Jay-Z is offering a solid gold jet for Chris Brown’s head. And on that note, click click, motherfucker. Peace!” Because let’s not pretend that isn’t what’s happening right now. Now, has anyone seen my harpoon gun? No reason.
First
FIRST! I don’t even know who that is.
FIRST! I don’t even know who that is.
whatever happened to that gap toothed nigger kel? orange soda yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah true nigger.
Hopefully he does get fired ’cause Kenen SUCKS! Seriously, why does SNL have this guy in so many skits. No one ever laughs at his shit. They just stare at the screen hoping the scene ends quick. Peace Mofo!
I have joined the site “C e l e b m i n g l e. C 0 M” someone motioned here, though there are really many certified rich guy and beauties, but I feel disappeared because a girl asked me about my annual income,…maybe she is a gold digger?
No one laughs at his shit? go fuck yourself cock smoker.
i laugh my ass off at his ‘fix it’ skits, shits hilarious.
go back to suckin’ your mothers dick, fuckface.
Its a black thang. You muthafuckin crackaz wouldnt understand yo
Top 10 Bitches….Whoot. Love asseater.
Just another black person supporting a black person no matter how wrong he was. Dumb idiot.
To the Imposter
________________________________
Those with half a brain can see
The prose that isn’t penned by me
Though I’m impressed you took the time
To force your ideas into rhyme
‘Though your efforts were all thumb
And nasty thoughts were also dumb
It’s plain to see when I’m not you
No matter what you try to do
So keep on trying to be like me
And God may just reward your plea!
I decied to use only rhyme and the jerk who took my name chose to imitate me
You can tell who is the woman and who is the manjerk.
__________________________________________________
I’m the real CandyO!
And for you to know me so
I will always speak in rhyme
I will do this every time
If my imposter tries the same
You will notice he’s to blame
For some badly written prose
Not in cadence as mine shows
Intelligence, emotion too
So please try not to misconstrue
The fakery of jerks like him
Who always leave me feeling grim
So I devised this plan today
To prove that in my heartfelt way
You will always truly know
This post was made by CandyO!
Man, what an idiot. This kind of statements only create negative opinions about african americans. What´s his opinion about O.J.? “Oh… You know how you can kill a woman then she divorces you and has another boyfriend”. He should be kicked out of the program.
Candyass, suck it. Bible thumper, stop the cut and paste buzz kill.
As for the fat negro, somebody get some watermelon, quick.
#15: WTF??? Are you on crack?
CandyO -
I apologize for being a jerk! I need redemption!
I want Candy!
Anyone posting after me sucks on fat black cock
O no! Your unsecured internet blog comment ID that anybody can imitate at any time has been compromised by someone who doesn’t give a fuck about your unsecured internet blog comment ID that anybody can imitate at any time!
How will you define yourself now? Chivalry is dead!
Seriously, have you not noticed that you can type in ANY e-mail address or screen name and leave a comment? Why do you think so many people leave racist comments? Because they can do so anonymously.
Seriously, get a life or boo-hoo to Superfish to require log-ins.
RichPort’s Ghost – where is your cracker ass & the racist comments that accompany it?
Hope you can parse that last sentence. You are a bit of a dim bulb.
But I do like the poetry!
Yes, require Log-Ins, Fish-Head.
O my soul, bless God. From head to toe, I’ll bless his holy name!
O my soul, bless God,
don’t forget a single blessing!
3-5 He forgives your sins–every one.
He heals your diseases–every one.
He redeems you from hell–saves your life!
He crowns you with love and mercy–a paradise crown.
He wraps you in goodness–beauty eternal.
He renews your youth–you’re always young in his presence.
6-18 God makes everything come out right;
he puts victims back on their feet.
He showed Moses how he went about his work,
opened up his plans to all Israel.
God is sheer mercy and grace;
not easily angered, he’s rich in love.
He doesn’t endlessly nag and scold,
nor hold grudges forever.
He doesn’t treat us as our sins deserve,
nor pay us back in full for our wrongs.
As high as heaven is over the earth,
so strong is his love to those who fear him.
And as far as sunrise is from sunset,
he has separated us from our sins.
As parents feel for their children,
God feels for those who fear him.
He knows us inside and out,
keeps in mind that we’re made of mud.
Men and women don’t live very long;
like wildflowers they spring up and blossom,
But a storm snuffs them out just as quickly,
leaving nothing to show they were here.
God’s love, though, is ever and always,
eternally present to all who fear him,
Making everything right for them and their children
as they follow his Covenant ways
and remember to do whatever he said.
19-22 God has set his throne in heaven;
he rules over us all. He’s the King!
So bless God, you angels,
ready and able to fly at his bidding,
quick to hear and do what he says.
Bless God, all you armies of angels,
alert to respond to whatever he wills.
Bless God, all creatures, wherever you are–
everything and everyone made by God.
And you, O my soul, bless God!
I’d call this guy an idiotic, no-talent ‘has-been,’ but that would be inaccurate. So I’ll call him an idiotic, no-talent ‘never-was’ who should keep his misogynistic piehole shut.
We should all go to virtual church!
So, translated, this means,” I don’t know exactly what she did to deserve being punched, but you know it was something – and when a playah plays around and gets a text that busts him, a bitch can go ballistic so much that she needs to be hit to stop her reacting on your ass. Not that you should hit a bitch (you gotta learn not to because of the negative publicity), but you know how they get. So I’m just saying.”
What a fucking apologist dickless classless douchebag. That’s it for me, no more SNL. Not that this in any way a real sacrifice for anti-domestic battery, because frankly, the show has sucked, and sucked hard, for quite a while.
I LOVE YOU FISH!
I agree. Men who justify violence grow up to be OJ.
#25 Only if I can keep the virtual collection plate. Otherwise – fuck, no. Somebody send Bibleguy on a mission to Iraq.
nig of a featha flock togetha
nig of a featha flock togetha
#28 Men who justify racism grow up to be #30.
More than usual gutless racism too. Post the whole word or dontcha have the balls?
feather?
FIRST!!!
Check out this hilarious sketch about the GIRLS GONE WILD PORNO BAILOUT (but don’t stare too hard at the mustache):
http://blog.digitalfuntown.com/dft-blog/2009/2/6/larry-flints-porno-bailout.html
I see a kenan and kel reunion in the near futrue
Todders link contains a virus if you click on it you’ll get popup ads up the wazoo as well as other shit. Don’t believe the post that will follow this claiming the link is fine, that’s todders posting under another name. Todders you are a fuckwad and lower than the assholes who post for those stupid dating sites.
I love you CandyO and I stand not only with you but within you in your valiant battle against that mean ole nasty other you. You know, the funnier one/asshole. Together with angeleyes we will pull ourselves together like when Sybil was cured and fight as one. I am not sure if we are strong enough as comparing our poetry to the better CandyO speaks of sure defeat, but I say we stand together for God and his righteous Glory.
And now let us all pray for Amy Winehouse. *queef*
Keenan is right. Must beat black woman into submission.
Cook my grits, Aunt Jemima! Or I beat you like gypsy!
I don’t like this guy, but he’s probably telling the truth, afterall SNL didn’t care that a few of his members were killing themselve with ridiculous amounts of drugs back then.
Even the seemingly normal coons just don’t know right from wrong.
#40 This isn’t a racist issue, much as asswipes like you would like to make it one. Are you going to tell me that every person who posted that she must have done something to deserve it is black? Not even you can pull that one off. What that is for those people is a safety and control issue.
See, if she did something to deserve it, like give him herpes, well, then, that makes sense. Because that way abuse or rape can never ever happen to you, because God knows YOU or your family or your friends are good people, and would never do anything to deserve that, right? Because the fact that shit like a beating or a rape can happen to people who did absolutely nothing to deserve it just too fucking scary to deal with – because it means you have no control over it. And we need to have control. The world has to be a just place where good people are protected from bad shit and no one is ever hurt or violated without cause.
even his ears are fat.
aint nuthin rong wid beeten yo . war da chitlins at?
Hell yeah, whup that bitch like Ike beat Tina
Dude, you’re not CandyO she made it easy to recognize her.
REMEMBER…
She’s the real CandyO!
And for you to know her so
She will always speak in rhyme
She will do that every time
37. mimi
We know that isn’t really you you because CandyO killed mimi with kindness!
#46 mimi refuses to die. just one more thing wrong with the world.
47. figures
mimi is DEAD… but her spirit lives on!
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Perhaps not the smartest thing to say about “how women get,” but the rest of it is saying it like it is. Kudos for that. “Click click.”