Kenan Thompson probably just got himself fired from Saturday Night Live. The comedian, in a shockingly honest statement, says SNL would welcome Chris Brown back because it’s all about the ratings. Us Magazine reports:
“It’s not up to me, but I’m sure we would if he had another hit single,” Thompson tells Usmagazine.com. “We don’t care about scandal. We just care about what brings us ratings!”
“If we had them both on the show, that would be crazy,” Thompson told Us at the GBK Luxury Lounge in L.A. on Friday.
Thompson, a regular on the sketch show, says that this particular scandal is “an unfortunate situation.”
“I don’t know the whole story, but I know how women can get when you get a text message from another female, so I’m just saying, you have to learn that you can’t put your hands on a female.”
It’s kind of refreshing to hear someone say it like it is. My only regret is that Kenan didn’t keep his streak going by ending the interview with: “But, you know, it doesn’t really matter because Jay-Z is offering a solid gold jet for Chris Brown’s head. And on that note, click click, motherfucker. Peace!” Because let’s not pretend that isn’t what’s happening right now. Now, has anyone seen my harpoon gun? No reason.
Polly | February 22, 2009 at 10:26 am
First
popstarkill | February 22, 2009 at 10:27 am
FIRST! I don’t even know who that is.
popstarkill | February 22, 2009 at 10:28 am
FIRST! I don’t even know who that is.
Ripper | February 22, 2009 at 10:36 am
whatever happened to that gap toothed nigger kel? orange soda yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah true nigger.
NYer | February 22, 2009 at 10:36 am
Hopefully he does get fired ’cause Kenen SUCKS! Seriously, why does SNL have this guy in so many skits. No one ever laughs at his shit. They just stare at the screen hoping the scene ends quick. Peace Mofo!
loveseeker | February 22, 2009 at 10:44 am
I have joined the site “C e l e b m i n g l e. C 0 M” someone motioned here, though there are really many certified rich guy and beauties, but I feel disappeared because a girl asked me about my annual income,…maybe she is a gold digger?
asseater | February 22, 2009 at 10:56 am
No one laughs at his shit? go fuck yourself cock smoker.
i laugh my ass off at his ‘fix it’ skits, shits hilarious.
go back to suckin’ your mothers dick, fuckface.
Terrence Howard | February 22, 2009 at 11:05 am
Its a black thang. You muthafuckin crackaz wouldnt understand yo
Jay - Z | February 22, 2009 at 11:12 am
Top 10 Bitches….Whoot. Love asseater.
ya right | February 22, 2009 at 11:27 am
Just another black person supporting a black person no matter how wrong he was. Dumb idiot.
CandyO | February 22, 2009 at 11:29 am
To the Imposter
________________________________
Those with half a brain can see
The prose that isn’t penned by me
Though I’m impressed you took the time
To force your ideas into rhyme
‘Though your efforts were all thumb
And nasty thoughts were also dumb
It’s plain to see when I’m not you
No matter what you try to do
So keep on trying to be like me
And God may just reward your plea!
CandyO is back witha vengeance! | February 22, 2009 at 11:38 am
I decied to use only rhyme and the jerk who took my name chose to imitate me
You can tell who is the woman and who is the manjerk.
__________________________________________________
I’m the real CandyO!
And for you to know me so
I will always speak in rhyme
I will do this every time
If my imposter tries the same
You will notice he’s to blame
For some badly written prose
Not in cadence as mine shows
Intelligence, emotion too
So please try not to misconstrue
The fakery of jerks like him
Who always leave me feeling grim
So I devised this plan today
To prove that in my heartfelt way
You will always truly know
This post was made by CandyO!
Pepe | February 22, 2009 at 11:44 am
Man, what an idiot. This kind of statements only create negative opinions about african americans. What´s his opinion about O.J.? “Oh… You know how you can kill a woman then she divorces you and has another boyfriend”. He should be kicked out of the program.
TJ | February 22, 2009 at 12:10 pm
Candyass, suck it. Bible thumper, stop the cut and paste buzz kill.
As for the fat negro, somebody get some watermelon, quick.
TJ | February 22, 2009 at 12:17 pm
#15: WTF??? Are you on crack?
TJ | February 22, 2009 at 12:23 pm
CandyO -
I apologize for being a jerk! I need redemption!
Pepe | February 22, 2009 at 12:24 pm
I want Candy!
me | February 22, 2009 at 12:27 pm
Anyone posting after me sucks on fat black cock
Not CandyO | February 22, 2009 at 12:36 pm
O no! Your unsecured internet blog comment ID that anybody can imitate at any time has been compromised by someone who doesn’t give a fuck about your unsecured internet blog comment ID that anybody can imitate at any time!
How will you define yourself now? Chivalry is dead!
Seriously, have you not noticed that you can type in ANY e-mail address or screen name and leave a comment? Why do you think so many people leave racist comments? Because they can do so anonymously.
Seriously, get a life or boo-hoo to Superfish to require log-ins.
Keenan.com | February 22, 2009 at 12:43 pm
RichPort’s Ghost – where is your cracker ass & the racist comments that accompany it?
Hope you can parse that last sentence. You are a bit of a dim bulb.
Not CandyO | February 22, 2009 at 12:47 pm
But I do like the poetry!
REQUIRE LOG-INS | February 22, 2009 at 1:00 pm
Yes, require Log-Ins, Fish-Head.
Bibleguy | February 22, 2009 at 1:06 pm
O my soul, bless God. From head to toe, I’ll bless his holy name!
O my soul, bless God,
don’t forget a single blessing!
3-5 He forgives your sins–every one.
He heals your diseases–every one.
He redeems you from hell–saves your life!
He crowns you with love and mercy–a paradise crown.
He wraps you in goodness–beauty eternal.
He renews your youth–you’re always young in his presence.
6-18 God makes everything come out right;
he puts victims back on their feet.
He showed Moses how he went about his work,
opened up his plans to all Israel.
God is sheer mercy and grace;
not easily angered, he’s rich in love.
He doesn’t endlessly nag and scold,
nor hold grudges forever.
He doesn’t treat us as our sins deserve,
nor pay us back in full for our wrongs.
As high as heaven is over the earth,
so strong is his love to those who fear him.
And as far as sunrise is from sunset,
he has separated us from our sins.
As parents feel for their children,
God feels for those who fear him.
He knows us inside and out,
keeps in mind that we’re made of mud.
Men and women don’t live very long;
like wildflowers they spring up and blossom,
But a storm snuffs them out just as quickly,
leaving nothing to show they were here.
God’s love, though, is ever and always,
eternally present to all who fear him,
Making everything right for them and their children
as they follow his Covenant ways
and remember to do whatever he said.
19-22 God has set his throne in heaven;
he rules over us all. He’s the King!
So bless God, you angels,
ready and able to fly at his bidding,
quick to hear and do what he says.
Bless God, all you armies of angels,
alert to respond to whatever he wills.
Bless God, all creatures, wherever you are–
everything and everyone made by God.
And you, O my soul, bless God!
SSBC1 | February 22, 2009 at 1:24 pm
I’d call this guy an idiotic, no-talent ‘has-been,’ but that would be inaccurate. So I’ll call him an idiotic, no-talent ‘never-was’ who should keep his misogynistic piehole shut.
angeleyes | February 22, 2009 at 1:29 pm
We should all go to virtual church!
justifiable | February 22, 2009 at 1:30 pm
So, translated, this means,” I don’t know exactly what she did to deserve being punched, but you know it was something – and when a playah plays around and gets a text that busts him, a bitch can go ballistic so much that she needs to be hit to stop her reacting on your ass. Not that you should hit a bitch (you gotta learn not to because of the negative publicity), but you know how they get. So I’m just saying.”
What a fucking apologist dickless classless douchebag. That’s it for me, no more SNL. Not that this in any way a real sacrifice for anti-domestic battery, because frankly, the show has sucked, and sucked hard, for quite a while.
CandyO | February 22, 2009 at 1:31 pm
I LOVE YOU FISH!
Sheila | February 22, 2009 at 1:34 pm
I agree. Men who justify violence grow up to be OJ.
justifiable | February 22, 2009 at 1:34 pm
#25 Only if I can keep the virtual collection plate. Otherwise – fuck, no. Somebody send Bibleguy on a mission to Iraq.
nig | February 22, 2009 at 1:42 pm
nig of a featha flock togetha
nig | February 22, 2009 at 1:43 pm
nig of a featha flock togetha
yawn | February 22, 2009 at 1:55 pm
#28 Men who justify racism grow up to be #30.
More than usual gutless racism too. Post the whole word or dontcha have the balls?
truk | February 22, 2009 at 2:04 pm
feather?
todders | February 22, 2009 at 2:10 pm
FIRST!!!
Check out this hilarious sketch about the GIRLS GONE WILD PORNO BAILOUT (but don’t stare too hard at the mustache):
http://blog.digitalfuntown.com/dft-blog/2009/2/6/larry-flints-porno-bailout.html
Matthew | February 22, 2009 at 2:14 pm
I see a kenan and kel reunion in the near futrue
DONT CLICK ON TODDERS LINK | February 22, 2009 at 2:18 pm
Todders link contains a virus if you click on it you’ll get popup ads up the wazoo as well as other shit. Don’t believe the post that will follow this claiming the link is fine, that’s todders posting under another name. Todders you are a fuckwad and lower than the assholes who post for those stupid dating sites.
mimi | February 22, 2009 at 2:30 pm
I love you CandyO and I stand not only with you but within you in your valiant battle against that mean ole nasty other you. You know, the funnier one/asshole. Together with angeleyes we will pull ourselves together like when Sybil was cured and fight as one. I am not sure if we are strong enough as comparing our poetry to the better CandyO speaks of sure defeat, but I say we stand together for God and his righteous Glory.
And now let us all pray for Amy Winehouse. *queef*
Borat | February 22, 2009 at 2:43 pm
Keenan is right. Must beat black woman into submission.
Cook my grits, Aunt Jemima! Or I beat you like gypsy!
HoodFellaz | February 22, 2009 at 3:05 pm
I don’t like this guy, but he’s probably telling the truth, afterall SNL didn’t care that a few of his members were killing themselve with ridiculous amounts of drugs back then.
bootlips | February 22, 2009 at 3:09 pm
Even the seemingly normal coons just don’t know right from wrong.
justifiable | February 22, 2009 at 3:27 pm
#40 This isn’t a racist issue, much as asswipes like you would like to make it one. Are you going to tell me that every person who posted that she must have done something to deserve it is black? Not even you can pull that one off. What that is for those people is a safety and control issue.
See, if she did something to deserve it, like give him herpes, well, then, that makes sense. Because that way abuse or rape can never ever happen to you, because God knows YOU or your family or your friends are good people, and would never do anything to deserve that, right? Because the fact that shit like a beating or a rape can happen to people who did absolutely nothing to deserve it just too fucking scary to deal with – because it means you have no control over it. And we need to have control. The world has to be a just place where good people are protected from bad shit and no one is ever hurt or violated without cause.
Brooke | February 22, 2009 at 3:46 pm
even his ears are fat.
Terrence Howard | February 22, 2009 at 3:50 pm
aint nuthin rong wid beeten yo . war da chitlins at?
CandyO | February 22, 2009 at 3:51 pm
Hell yeah, whup that bitch like Ike beat Tina
r-u-stupid | February 22, 2009 at 3:56 pm
Dude, you’re not CandyO she made it easy to recognize her.
REMEMBER…
She’s the real CandyO!
And for you to know her so
She will always speak in rhyme
She will do that every time
Sheila | February 22, 2009 at 3:59 pm
37. mimi
We know that isn’t really you you because CandyO killed mimi with kindness!
figures | February 22, 2009 at 4:18 pm
#46 mimi refuses to die. just one more thing wrong with the world.
Not CandyO | February 22, 2009 at 4:30 pm
47. figures
mimi is DEAD… but her spirit lives on!
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Anonymous | February 22, 2009 at 5:16 pm
Perhaps not the smartest thing to say about “how women get,” but the rest of it is saying it like it is. Kudos for that. “Click click.”