Kenan Thompson Calls Bill Cosby A ‘Monster’
“Just dammit, Bill. Alright, how long until the kid passes out?”
“Five, maybe ten minutes? Boy this size? Who knows?”
“Why’d you tell me to try a sip of Bill Cosby’s coffee, shirt? I thought we were friends.” *falls over*
Kenan Thompson spoke at the University of Pittsburgh last night where he not only talked about his experiences on Nickelodeon and Saturday Night Live, but also opened up about what it was like watching his comedy idol Bill Cosby become a “monster” and generally act like a fucking creep on the set of Fat Albert. Via reddit:
… he started by talking about actually not getting the role of Fat Albert, but it then went into development hell for two years. After (or during, I can’t remember) his first season of SNL, he got the gig. He then talked about an odd remark Cosby made to him while filming, something like, “So Cosby pulled me aside and said that after the movie comes out, it’ll be so hard to keep the women off you, you’ll need two dicks.” And then he brought, like, his mom to see Cosby and he was creepy and bounced her on his lap and said something about horse riding like a kiddie..
Kenan got pretty real and just talked about what it feels like to have someone go from so commonly liked to being a piece of shit. He, like so many others, noticed kind of odd behavior awhile ago and just never put it all together. He said he wished someone had a recording or something so the guy can go to jail.
In related news, I just imagined Bill Cosby with two dicks, and it ends in the earth’s population becoming a 60/40 split of Cosby rape babies and Duggars, so let’s make sure that never happens. His money’s tainted, science. Tainted.
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