Kelsey Grammer is Passionate

February 17th, 2011 // 68 Comments

Here’s Kelsey Grammer and his bride-to-be at JFK Tuesday where he either practiced for his new role as Lenny in Of Mice and Men or fought back an overpowering urge to physically eat her face off. I’m no love doctor – More of a futuristic gynecologist, if you will. – but I’m pretty sure you’re not supposed to press your face up against a woman’s and huff, “I’m gonna chew it.. I’m gonna chew it right off..” before grabbing her neck. Unless I’m wrong and simulated bear attacks are the panty-dropper that’s eluded me all these years. Could’ve sworn the key was Indian burns. Goddammit.

Photos: Bauer-Griffin


  1. Oh Hell No

    He’s GROSS…..But when you’re worth millions……

  2. Deacon Jones

    He looks like the Beta in “The Last Starfighter”.

  3. M

    As a chick, I can say that some of us like being “manhandled” like that. Granted it IS Kelsey Grammer, which is enough to make me want to vomit, but I don’t mind his technique at all.

  4. Jess

    Her lips say no, but her crossed arms say restraining order

  5. Niki

    I’ve never seen a more enthusiastic bride-to-be!

    • Nielsen

      She never unfolded her arms. If it wasn’t for the money, it’s so obvious she already sick of him……………….her body language is saying….Enough old man

  6. lori


  7. Carson

    “Cancel the Amber Alert, that’s her fiancé.”

  8. dumbass

    so here’s a guy that made a shit ton of sit com money, then proceeded to marry one gold digging broad after another, then there’s Charlie Sheen – shit ton of sit com money, single, has one mansion he lives in, and another mansion just for the whores he likes to keep around, so they can all snort up small mountains of coke – and people are whining that Charlie Sheen has to change his ways? When you’ve got Kelsey Grammar money, wtf do you think you have to marry these bitches for to get laid?

    • You make a very very good point.

    • Nielsen

      Kelsey knows he’s a puck….he thinks we are all going to believe his crap and then he can feel good about himself. He’s a mess and so is Charlie Sheen. They are two of the most miserable men on the planet. They have proven that money can’t buy happiness. It only buys people who scavenge around you until it’s gone baby gone.

  9. Cock Dr

    She looks very upset & unhappy in some of these shots. Perhaps some regrets now about letting Sideshow Bob implant his demon seed?
    Too late; embrace & submit to lucrative marital captivity.
    After all, he’s old. Chances are she’ll outlive him.

    • oh i know

      VERY unhappy–looks like pic #3 is where she found out there was no pre-nup with the last “Mrs. Grammer”…….

  10. Carolyn

    Oh, it’s just nasty.

  11. Kelsey

    Rub the hairy belly! I told you to RUB THE HAIRY BELLY!!!

  12. Rather Dashing

    allude: to make indirect reference to something

    elude: be incomprehensible to; escape understanding by

    The difference between these two words apparently eludes the writer.

  13. kittenbomb

    Bad touch, Grampa. Bad touch!!

  14. Motmaitre

    She’s just counting down the days to wedding, baby, separation, divorce, alimony/child support, ka-ching!

  15. jojo

    Although looking completely unenthused and ashamed Kayte Walsh is breaking the cardinal law of prostitutes. Hookers aren’t suppose to kiss on the mouth, marry or have clients babies. Tsk whore. Tsk tsk.

  16. nonminti

    wow,she is so into him.

  17. Sarah Palin's vagina

    Just your normal father/daughter relationship.

  18. Rick

    Better hands to the face than on the back of the head, amirite ladies, amirite??!!!

  19. Wotwot

    And I thought Bieber Christ would be the most disturbing thing I saw on this site today.

  20. BENWAW


  21. Wow he sure doesn’t waste anytime moving on to the next cradle to rob..

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  23. leah

    she’ll be out on the curb in no time. and he is a huge slime, in fact she is slime too, and not that young, so I wouldnt give her that much.

  24. Kelsey Grammer
    Commented on this photo:

    “Was the kiss really that bad honey?”

  25. Roughael

    Is this article saying he’s not shooting the life and time of PePe LePew? I have been having eye trouble lately…

  26. Kelsey Grammer
    Commented on this photo:

    So Freud has this, mmmmmmfffm, interesting theory, mmmmmffffffffmmmm, about fathers and daughters, mmmmfffffffmmm.

  27. Kelsey Grammer
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Air travel seems to have stressed out the blushing bride.

  28. Richard McBeef

    That’s so weird?!?! When I’m forcibly making out with my daughter at the airport, people usually stop and take pictures too! I’m not even famous!

  29. Wai Long Peen

    I thought Frasier was gay.

  30. LEB

    Eeeeew, why is that dirty old man with that 17 year old?

  31. “Uh, your breath smells like tossed salads and scrambled eggs.”

  32. the captain

    being a paedophile make him do these things.

  33. Rufus The Cat

    That’s one creepy frickin’ grampappy!

  34. Kelsey Grammer
    Commented on this photo:

    His quivering jowls look like an extra pair of lips attempting to smother her face.

  35. Dr. Steve

    I love Frasier. It’s a great TV show.

  36. dead peter

    Somebody’s meal ticket just relapsed at the Delta Sky Lounge.

  37. GG1000

    Interesting body language – she’s facing away from him arms crossed and he’s dragging her face around. What’s she thinking? Probably “It’s OK, just a couple more months, hang in there, just get to the ring without the prenup…”

  38. sean

    he cheated on Camille with this, Camille might be crazy but she’s way hotter, there’s no fucking way this chick is 29!

    • Nielsen

      Camille is a self-centered basket case that looks close to 60. I really can’t agree with you. Getting rid of her made sense. Everything after that gets disgusting.

  39. Kelsey Grammer
    Get Ready
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s this or I burn the house down. Get to work.

  40. Kelsey Grammer
    Double D
    Commented on this photo:

    “Ohhhh, baby! Your lack of irritable bowel syndrome makes me so f***ing hot!”

  41. Kelsey Grammer
    Commented on this photo:

    Is he kidnapping her or something? She looks drugged.

  42. dontlooknow

    Read the body language here…

  43. David

    Why are Kelsey Grammer and Ricky Gervais famous? They not funny at all and they have never made laugh not even once. It’s like look at me I can go on a 5 minute diatribe using big words that make me seem intellectual.

  44. Nielsen

    If she has to put up with his groping in public, just think what she has to deal with in private. I almost feel sorry for her. It’s a high price to pay but I doubt she plans on sticking around once she has him nailed to the cross.

  45. Marl

    The camera might have clicked at the wrong time … but she looks uninterested and uptight.

    It can’t last … why would it.

  46. Kelsey Grammer
    Commented on this photo:

    come on baby….please just a little suck!!??
    “owww gowd! not that wrinkled thing again….but think of the money, think of the money”

    • bendibrat3

      she just realize what shes done????? its not worth it… NO… what was I thinking??????? There isn’t enugh money in the world to “DO” this old man again……

  47. sickening couple

    grandpa wants his kiss now and you’ll get your 40 million after we marry.

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