Here’s Kelsey Grammer and his bride-to-be at JFK Tuesday where he either practiced for his new role as Lenny in Of Mice and Men or fought back an overpowering urge to physically eat her face off. I’m no love doctor – More of a futuristic gynecologist, if you will. – but I’m pretty sure you’re not supposed to press your face up against a woman’s and huff, “I’m gonna chew it.. I’m gonna chew it right off..” before grabbing her neck. Unless I’m wrong and simulated bear attacks are the panty-dropper that’s eluded me all these years. Could’ve sworn the key was Indian burns. Goddammit.