Kelly Rowland still alive, wearing bikinis

February 5th, 2008 // 83 Comments

To help lift our spirits after all the Heath Ledger business, here’s Kelly Rowland of Destiny’s Child in a bikini. I was always convinced Beyonce kept her former bandmates locked in a trunk, but it looks my theory was incorrect. Just like the time I thought Justin Timberlake shot all the members of N’Sync and made sneakers out of their skin. Hey, those high-tops looked like Joey Fatone. How was I supposed to know JT just stepped out of the rain and walked through an unswept barber shop?

Photos: Bauer-Griffin
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  1. Anon

    Kelly looks on worse that any of the sleazy, saggy, pastey as white chicks on posted on this website, but somehow she’s especially ugly because she’s black? GTFO!

    You inbred, redneck, bigots need to burn in hell!

  2. WTF???

    She looks like Nick Canon with tits!!!

  3. Tapeworm

    What the fuck am I supposed to be seeing here other than a couple of plastic tits and some dark cottage cheese?

  4. Barack Obama

    Ooga booga.

  5. mamadough

    41, please remember to pull that plug out of your ass before you start talking with it

  6. joe

    there are some ignorant people on here…..but i guess i should just feel sorry for those poor white trash racist comments….funny how you would never make those comments in public to intelligent people….enjo your trailer and shag carpet……and no i am not black….

  7. CJ

    She’s got a hammer-toe workin on the right foot. Nothing to hide the rest of her charm…but she needs to deal with that now, before it becomes a real pain.

  8. Andrea

    Where the fuck is this? All the resorts I’ve been to had signs saying “No Animals”.

  9. Victoria

    She used to stand next to Beyonce as a profession, right?
    LMFAO #18

  10. STFU

    yall are piece of sh*t racist white trash haters… i feel sorry for you all…

  11. negroes kill

    Why do darkies have white palms and feet?

  12. Mandy

    EWWWWW!!! YUCKY BUNION RIGHT FOOT!!!!!!!!!!!

  13. Mandy

    EWWWWW!!! YUCKY BUNION RIGHT FOOT!!!!!!!!!!!

  14. caca smells

    She’s still very pretty.

  15. Amy

    No, I don’t think she looks hot either. But what is with the racist comments? Why must you people go there? Is it not year 2008? When will we stop with the racist garbage?

  16. Junie Spears?

    She looks pretty cute – real tits too unlike her Fake Ass SISTAH – Beeeyotche

  17. pogo

    all you racist idiots – give me a break. they wouldn’t let you in a country club no matter how many five dollar bills and snaggle-toothed grins you flashed ‘em. (and no, floating on inner tubes in the kentucky river does not count as a classy activity.)

    kelly is hot.

  18. black beauty, very nice and great shots.

    igor

  19. kill white trash

    on a mission to kill whitey…but in other news, kelly rowland is sexy, and d richards (neo-nerd) is a pathetic little honkey who has sex with ma every night and lives in the trailer park with the rest of the hogs and donkeys called white people.

  20. Mr. WHITEMAN

    WTF WTFWTWFWTWFWTFT

    The WHITE MAN invented candy corn you drooling proles! The WHITE MAN also invented the BLACK MAN as an alternative fuel source when the SPACE JEWSS invade and steal all our gay pornography.

    Watch the skies my cream colored brothers! My Boosh protect u! <3

  21. kill white trash

    the only things whitey invented were beer bellies, trailer parks, and that stupid white trash accent called hillbilly talk. you honkeys took one of the BLACK MAN’S most important and prized invention, and that’s rock music, shame on you inbred hicks.

  22. kill white trash

    the only things whitey invented were beer bellies, trailer parks, and that stupid white trash accent called hillbilly talk. you honkeys took one of the BLACK MAN’S most important and prized invention, and that’s rock music, shame on you inbred hicks.

  23. wanker

    i’m wanking

  24. weez

    That is a fine looking woman. I’d treat her to a pizza and then treat myself to that sweet bod. Tasty!

  25. She looks pretty cute
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  26. weird

    I find it strange when this site posts pictures of black women that the black community almost unanimously considers beautiful, and then I read all of the whiteys’ comments and its all about how wide her hips are or she’s a gorilla/monkey/some sort of animal…it’s pretty funny. I guess our cultures prefer different things [or maybe you haven't opened your mind to something other than european/all-american white beauty]

    but at least on black sites, if a white girl is mentioned, we don’t go on rants about her pasty white skin and call her a pig or something of the sort. we can recognize beauty of differing race, you should try it.

  27. yall suck as a black women yall are cruel at least she’s not on drugs and white crashing cars losing custody of her children or making sex tapes so stop hateing

  28. J from London

    Wow!

    I’m totally gobsmacked by all of the racist comments on here.

    American’s are always so surprised when they find out that the rest of the world doesn’t like them. Yet, you have absolutely no self-awareness and comprehension of just how biggoted and bullying you are seen to be by the rest of us. Redneck doesn’t even begin to describe it.

    If a simple picture of Kelly Rowland can cause these sorts of comments, on what should be a light-hearted celebrity gossip site, then I truly dread to think what the really active bigots in your country are getting up to.

    And shame on you http://www.thesuperficial.com for tollerating this sort of behaviour on your website.

  29. to the previous poster

    To the previous poster…

    You have to ignore these people. Sometimes it is nothing more than a black person hiding behind and computer making trouble. Even if it is not, I doubt highly that you have to worry about cowards saying too much in public. They can say it when their identity is hidden, but they know what will happen if they say it publicly.

  30. to the previous poster

    oh… and that goes both ways whether white or black making racist statements. It’s old people. Get original if you’re going to hurl insults.

  31. TNails

    Why!

    Damn she looked good before the fake boobs. I thought she was way sexier than Beyonce. The only men who like fake boobs are guys who don’t enjoy sex. Let’s face it how can you touch those things. Fake tits suck. They’re wierd and not cool in any shape or form. Most men hate em and those that do have serious masculinity/security issues. Now her boobs look like any two bit star who can’t figure out what makes them look beautiful. She’ll join the ash heap of other car wrecks such as Lil Kim, Nicole Kidman, Pamela Anderson, Etc.

    Damn, Kiera Knightly, Michelle Pheiffer, Claire Danes, Eva Langoria, Kate Hudson, Natalie Portman, Thandie Newton, Gabrielle Union, Jada Pinkett, Jessica Alba, Jennifer Lopez are all fine ass women with small real tits

  32. TNails

    Why!

    Damn she looked good before the fake boobs. I thought she was way sexier than Beyonce. The only men who like fake boobs are guys who don’t enjoy sex. Let’s face it how can you touch those things. Fake tits suck. They’re wierd and not cool in any shape or form. Most men hate em and those that do have serious masculinity/security issues. Now her boobs look like any two bit star who can’t figure out what makes them look beautiful. She’ll join the ash heap of other car wrecks such as Lil Kim, Nicole Kidman, Pamela Anderson, Etc.

    Damn, Kiera Knightly, Michelle Pheiffer, Claire Danes, Eva Langoria, Kate Hudson, Natalie Portman, Thandie Newton, Gabrielle Union, Jada Pinkett, Jessica Alba, Jennifer Lopez are all fine ass women with small real tits

  33. TNails

    Why!

    Damn she looked good before the fake boobs. I thought she was way sexier than Beyonce. The only men who like fake boobs are guys who don’t enjoy sex. Let’s face it how can you touch those things. Fake tits suck. They’re wierd and not cool in any shape or form. Most men hate em and those that do have serious masculinity/security issues. Now her boobs look like any two bit star who can’t figure out what makes them look beautiful. She’ll join the ash heap of other car wrecks such as Lil Kim, Nicole Kidman, Pamela Anderson, Etc.

    Damn, Kiera Knightly, Michelle Pheiffer, Claire Danes, Eva Langoria, Kate Hudson, Natalie Portman, Thandie Newton, Gabrielle Union, Jada Pinkett, Jessica Alba, Jennifer Lopez are all fine ass women with small real tits

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