Kelly Rowland still alive, wearing bikinis

To help lift our spirits after all the Heath Ledger business, here’s Kelly Rowland of Destiny’s Child in a bikini. I was always convinced Beyonce kept her former bandmates locked in a trunk, but it looks my theory was incorrect. Just like the time I thought Justin Timberlake shot all the members of N’Sync and made sneakers out of their skin. Hey, those high-tops looked like Joey Fatone. How was I supposed to know JT just stepped out of the rain and walked through an unswept barber shop?

Photos: Bauer-Griffin