Kelly Rowland still alive, wearing bikinis

February 5th, 2008 // 83 Comments

To help lift our spirits after all the Heath Ledger business, here’s Kelly Rowland of Destiny’s Child in a bikini. I was always convinced Beyonce kept her former bandmates locked in a trunk, but it looks my theory was incorrect. Just like the time I thought Justin Timberlake shot all the members of N’Sync and made sneakers out of their skin. Hey, those high-tops looked like Joey Fatone. How was I supposed to know JT just stepped out of the rain and walked through an unswept barber shop?

Photos: Bauer-Griffin

  1. mamadough


  2. Matthew

    First!!! Her ass makes me hungry for some cottage cheese.

  3. Auntie Kryst

    “Who the fuck is Kell…oh Destiny’s Child singer. Hmmm, back to work.”

  4. tanya


  5. Kelly’s so cute. Don’t like the green bikini on her though…

  6. Benn0x

    Looking rather sexy there, least she hasn’t got pit hair this time.

  7. lisa

    she is dating a young multi-millionaire on millionaire dating site CelebMingle .com now. I saw her profile on that site last week.

  8. Ted from LA

    She is dating a young whore named Lisa (#7) at

    As for the picture, yummy. Her ass does remind me of that hail storm that damage my car in 1993.

  9. nipolian

    The towel boy in pic 2 isn’t being too obvious that he’s checking out her tits.

  10. D. Richards (Lover.)

    Oh, jesus! Who’s bright idea was it to dress a chimpanzee in a jade green bikini? Quick, somebody provide Kelly with a minature bicycle!

    Circus is fun.

    Also, notice the yellow soles of Kelly’s feet? I’m going to skip lunch today.

  11. Gerald_Tarrant

    “To help lift our spirits after all the Heath Ledger business”

    What the fuck? My spirits are low because a mediocre actor/druggy didn’t have shit for brains OD’d on prescription meds, accidentally. Woe is me, thankfully this has made me feel better about Saint Heath’s untimely and completely accidental death.

  12. FRIST!!!

    She makes me so jealous I’m going to kill us both!!!

    Only jealous of anyone who is warm..

  13. And next on “Slow Day at the Fish”, an EXCLUSIVE interview with Leona Helmsley’s dog on life as a millionaire bitch, with excerpts by Celine Dion. Don’t miss it!

  14. Malcolm X

    Picture #2-white man’s always telling us folk to stay off their beach.

  15. D. Richards

    #12? Are you the guy that believes he’s my e-brother?

  16. In other news, RichPort’s penis is inside my vagina.

  17. eddie murphy is looking fine these days… what? that’s not eddie murphy?

  18. veggi whore

    she’s really tan.

  19. nipolian

    WTF…….Bring……..on……..the………Brit !!!!!!!

  20. Oprah's Gorilla Butthole

    Ted from LA, ROFLMAO!!

    Word on the street is that she loves to lick monkey buttholes. I should know. I saw her profile on “GreedilyTonguingOprah’” And yes, I’m being paid to say that.

  21. #15, no, I’m FRIST!!! I don’t know who that guy is, but he’s funny!!

  22. sophiasweet

    Amazing…I saw she had a personal account on ‘MEETRICH.COM’, a private site for millionaires&celebrities I heard of from a
    friend of mine. The blog is updated very often. I think it may be ture.

  23. Auntie Kryst

    Is it employee day already? No, then who allowed her into my club?

  24. D. Richards (Neo-Racist.)

    #18. That’s not a tan. Kelly was frolicking in the mud at her favorite watering hole.

    She’s always very vigilant for the terrible crocodiles too.

  25. nipolian

    Happy Ash Wednesday Everybody!!!!!!!!

    or is it Merry Ash Wednesday….I get confused.

  26. The Office Whore

    22- that IS amazing!! It’s also amazing that RichPort STILL has his penis inside LadyJanes vagina. You hangin in there lady??

  27. yupers

    Someone got a boob job !!

  28. yupers

    Someone got a boob job !!

  29. yupers

    Someone got a boob job !!

  30. yupers

    Someone got a boob job !!

  31. WhoCares

    I still think shes so cute, but i dont remember her boobies being that big.

  32. #26 – There’s room for one more… I’m just sayin’…

  33. I didn’t know they have cameras in Africa.

  34. mamadough

    im not racist, but i can’t help but say “monkey feet!”

  35. mamadough

    #31, her boobs are huge because she gained like 40 lbs.

  36. OlderMom_1959

    hi yall:

    Just took Daisy for a clip n dip. Might go for a walk in a few. LOL

    Hood should come out with choco cottage cheese.

    Oh well, be back after I start din din.

    byeee LMOA

  37. Italian Stallion

    This nagger does have some big ass titties……

    LOL @ Ted……

  38. Conscience Found


    Left Eye is still so hot.

  39. I Wish...

    “To help lift our spirits after all the Heath Ledger business, here’s 100 each of his leftover Percocet and Vicodin!”

  40. She has a couple of sexy boob…Is she single now? Her profile and photos were found on the millionairecelebrity dating club (MillMatch… “She is very picky about guys,” according to officials of that site, “they have to be fertile douches orshe won’t date them!”

  41. p911gt10c

    She’s always been hotter than DC made her look.
    Great tits too.

    #’s 1, 2 and 4, you’re all losers

  42. sharpeidude


  43. Italian Stallion

    @39 That would be awesome. Why can’t you buy that shit on e-bay. They could charge more just cause they are Ledgers. That would be a lot of swallowed memorabilia. Ha! What Tom Cruise does, doesn’t count………

  44. southcee


    Why is she laying out? I don’t think I’ve ever seen a blackie lay out.

  45. oldfart


    Oh yeah…and…

    Who cares?

  46. chrissy

    she looks really beautiful.
    except that one pic without the sunglasses, she looks a lot like Walt from Lost in that one.

  47. Ted from LA

    If that’s a boob job, her doctor should receive a life-time supply of $1.00 bills.

  48. you are racist a-holes

    you guys are a bunch of racist a-holes i hope you rot.

  49. negroes kill

    Even fair looking nigras have linebacker bodies.

  50. mary jane

    WOW!! SHE GOT IMPLANTS!!! good on her. she used to be flat when she was in the band! she was never bigger than a B. now she’s got huge ones! black girls are hot in green!

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