To absolutely no one’s surprise, Mark Consuelos lives in perpetual fear of Kelly Ripa’s penis button, according to People:
“He actually pays me money to keep my clothes on!” Ripa, 39, joked to PEOPLE of husband Mark Consuelos at the Point Honors benefit on Monday night in New York, which she co-hosted with Bravo’s Andy Cohen.
“I’m actually given money to put on a parka. ‘Put your parka on! Here’s another dollar. Put on that hat!’”
So basically Mark Consuelos likes to bang the Gorton’s Fisherman. Or am I the only one who got that mental imagery? Also how hard up is Kelly Ripa for cash that she’ll do freaky shit just for a buck? Because I’ve got five right here and a Grimace costume. Just throwing that out there.
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It’s horrifying.
It’s kind of like a third nipple
Hollywood types get unnecessary surgeries every day so they can make themselves more “marketable” to the masses (us).
Here’s one chick who should do a quick outpatient procedure and correct what HAS to be an annoying thing to live with.
Nah, she should get it pierced with a big ol’ ring that looks like a door knocker.
I’d drop my load on it
I agree with No. 5… it must be an annoying thing to live with. Why not just correct it? She can’t actually enjoy it. There must be a reason she isn’t doing anything about it.
hhmmmm…wonder if he has gone down on it. Otherwise she is hot!! Would just enjoy it.
hmmmm….. I think she was just joking. Her humor is lame. Still can’t get over she’s the co-host.
Maybe, she’s just okay with it. It is an outie, people- not a third eye growing out of her groin… I am an innie… but really- who cares. I think its great that she is fine with her outie, her itty bitty bits and her man is too… besides… look at that smile! She’s a cutie.
ew it’s like one of mila jovovich’s nipples
she’s also way too muscular
I’m an outie, but my bellybutton doesn’t look anything like that. In all honesty there’s absolutely no way that thing can go unnoticed! All together now: EWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! *points*
Who Care’s .. Would Still bang her, then again I would nail Klhoe Kardashian
Her body has no fat on it so an outtie on her looks like “..one of Mila Jovavich’s nipples.”
LMFAO I know exactly what that means and that’s such an accurate discription.
=/ I’d rather look feminine than be as.. idk what the word is.. healthy? toned? hungry?
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very pretty tho.
ughhh why is she only 39?? She looks so much older…
A navel that’s hung is one thing, but I’d actually believe this if she said he really wants her to stuff that hat and parka in her mouth. Bitch has the most annoying voice on the face of the earth. When her earsplitting dental drill whine of a voice in that fucking appliance commercial comes on I’m under the sofa with the dog.
what’s the opposite of a butterface?
man, i used to think this chick was pretty damn hot until i saw her body.
She has an umbilical hernia. Why not fix this? Odd, for sure.
She has an umbilical hernia. Why not fix this? Odd, for sure.
She is hotter than hell, and if her husband doesn’t want to fuck her, I gladly will, over and over again. She is fucking wicked hot!
wooww kelly superr
That friggin thing casts a shadow!?…yikes.
yeah, she has an outie and without an ounce of fat anywhere on her emaciated body, it sticks out all the more. She is very pretty but she should gain 15 lbs or so. She would still be rail thin but at least she wouldn’t look like she is starving to death.
Really guys? Calling her emaciated and starving, etc?? Look at her body, do you see bones ANYWHERE? She’s solid muscle. Granted, she has so little body fat that she looks scary, but it’s nothing unhealthy. To sustain a body this muscular she actually would have to eat quite a lot. Stop acting like she’s anorexic and address the real issue here… her horrifying belly button
How in the HELL has this Woman had 3 THREE!! kids?!?!? She’s a freak of nature! And yes, I have one baby and a ginormous muffin top. I’m jealous.
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Newsflash: when you are extremely fit, this is a “burden” you must bear. She is what we call “extremely fit” as an athlete and this happens. Ask your doctor if you’ve seen her lately. Sorry (probably fat) haters, she has a passion for fitness. It’s bothersome that you even have an opinion about a freakin’ belly button (and probably think Mo’Nique looks “healthy”).
I don’t understand why someone as incredibly vain as Kelly Ripa doesn’t get that hideous bellybutton fixed. Or why she had some of her huge moles removed but left the rest. Weird.
Hey she is looking disgusting in above pics I must say. I don’t know but her navel is really odd then regular women. She is sexy but looks somewhat different .
are there persons besides FAGGOTS who like this body, folks?
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gross
Barf.
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actually, yes — sad, awful chicks who feel the need to defend these disgusting old ladies. “you men are awful! she’s a beautiful woman! i wish i looked like that!” the bitch has a goddamn penis sprouting from her abdomen and the rest of her looks like she’s a 15 year old boy, but there’s bound to be some apologetic broad out there saying how beautiful she is and how those of us who are actual heterosexual males with functioning penises are wrong.
so yeah, awful chicks and fags. basically, the same people keeping sarah jessica parker’s career going.
How is this sexy? Looks like a little, muscular man IMO.
Funny how women are brainwashed to think that looking like a little dude is hot. Granted Coco is a freak as well and looks like a joke. Something between this little piece of jerky and the overabundant and ridiculously exagerated Coco would be nice.
I wouldn’t be surprised if these kind of belly buttons inspired the creator of the ‘Alien’ movie.
omg..look at her navel..its different..but she is sexy
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he hard bones gas, inspired him to become the legendary Muhammad Ali as a hero. After graduating from high school, he embarked on the road to professional boxer, admit defeat, he was hit 17 times within 5 years impressive knockout record. But in a 1971 boxing match, his brain hit by a deadly opponent. Helpless, he tearfully bid farewell to the ring.
She looks fat!
dis-gust-ing…surgery, fer sher!
the bellybutton should be the least of her worries.
If I were him I’d fear how fuckin’ annoying she is instead;! (Although the belly thing a muh gig is weird…)
oh, beautiful girl.
oh, beautiful girl.
would stop me one bit shes the sexiest thing alive
would stop me one bit shes the sexiest thing alive
oh, beautiful girl.
Fuck she is disgusting, man I see better women on the subway.