Kelly Ripa still wearing bikinis

May 7th, 2009 // 64 Comments

Here’s Kelly Ripa going for a swim at her hotel in Miami, and before you run off screaming in terror, you can barely see her “penis button.” Which is actually kind of messed up. Was she aroused the other day or something? You know what? Don’t even answer that. I want to be able to get an erection later.

Photos: Splash News
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  1. 1

    at least her navel looks human here. A little.

  2. PlushBarbieTits

    Skinny people age all nasty… she will look hideous in a few years. Pack on some pounds baby! She looks like a 12 year old boy.. with muscles.

  3. cuntychops

    All that time in the gym to look like a ripped penis.

    Have a fucking Krispy Kreme you daft bint.

    You look about as fuckable as the anus of a dead AIDS baby.

  4. YOU'RE WELCOME

    OK FISH, I’M UPSET.

    I TRIED EMAILING YOU TO BOTH CONTACT EMAILS TO SEND YOU A STORY OF MEGAN FOX TOPLESS. IT KEEPS COMING BACK TO ME.

    NOW.

    HERE IS THE LINK, DAMMIT!!

    http://www.egotastic.com/entertainment/celebrities/megan-fox/megan-fox-topless-pictures-003562

    HAVE FUN FAPPING!

  5. Jeezy

    More like Kelly Ripped-a

  6. YOU'RE WELCOME

    OK FISH, I’M UPSET.

    I TRIED EMAILING YOU TO BOTH CONTACT EMAILS TO SEND YOU A STORY OF MEGAN FOX TOPLESS. IT KEEPS COMING BACK TO ME.

    NOW.

    HERE IS THE LINK, DAMMIT!!

    http://www.egotastic.com/entertainment/celebrities/megan-fox/megan-fox-topless-pictures-003562

    HAVE FUN FAPPING!

  7. I thought this annoying bitch would have someone holding her phone for her…

  8. Moran

    @7: Way to link to pictures from 2008.

    No, really. You’ve mastered this here Internet device good.

  9. titsonsnack

    I give her about 3 months until she starts growing that lanugo shit all over her face and body like that female wrestler whats-her-face… Madonna.

  10. Mike Hunt

    Look much better here-like an athlete. Has she popped out 3 babies? I’d do a shot off her abs < and have a built in straw to boot!

  11. Jim

    MAN…..she looks like a Man!

    not sexy

    What is it about older women who become gym freaks and end up looking like over toned freaks?

  12. Mary

    You people are just jealous! She’s rich, famous and has a great body after 3 kids! Tell the truth – you wish you had her body!

  13. Jim

    sorry , Mary….

    that is not a “great body”

    That is a sick looking body.

  14. #13 – Meh… I’d spend those thousands of dollars she’s wasted on plastic surgery, dieticians, botox and a basketball team full of nannies on actually raising my own kids… but that’s just me. Seriously, with that much surgery, they should have offered to throw in tits gratis.

  15. All kelly needs is to quietly seek, the skilled hands of Goldie Hawn’s surgeon. Not too big not too small!

  16. Yes yes yes

    I actually like the body on that chick in pic #1 more than Ripa’s ovretoned nastiness. That brunette looks very curvy and bangable. More pics of her please!

  17. LEB

    You just proved that most of what you know about women’s anatomy comes from porn. Normal women have features down there, too… it’s called a vuvlva. Girls in porn who are flat down there are NOT THE NORM.

    Also, do you think sex really feels all that great when your junk is bumping up against a fleshless pubic bone? The vulva serves a purpose.

  18. havoc

    Anyone who wouldn’t hit that repeatedly needs to be headbutted like the little fashion designer they are…..

    .

  19. Sweet Petite

    #13

    I honestly would not want her body because I love my natural perky 34C on my fit petite body. Kelly must consume no more than 1,000 calories a day and it shows!

  20. Youll have to understand most people are used to sloopy, fat, and obese! so Kelly is wayyyy out of reach…

  21. live and let live

    I just had an epiphany…..all of you (well, most of you) on here don’t like ANY female body – NO body measures up and no matter how fit, trim, healthy (for that person), normal, not normal, tall, short, thin, fit, fat……NOBODY looks good to anyone anymore. There is no standard and no matter how hard a woman works on her body, it will never be good (or bad) enough for approval.

    So I say, Fuck It and just get the body YOU like and Fuck everyone else.

  22. JustJess

    My God – whatever to soft looking women? Where are they??? Even Scarlett Johanssen has left this group for a more lithe, “overworked” figure.

    Jayne Mansfield, Marilyn Monroe, even Cindy Crawford…looked amazing in their prime. Why do women feel they need to look manly to look sexy? Men and women are different… have they forgotten that?

  23. Just Jess

    right on 22!

  24. Krassy McKrass

    I would hit that even if I smell like Regis afterwards.

  25. #5 those pics are old news

  26. TUBBO

    zero percent body fat…check…..keep a chubby assistant arround to make you feel even thinner….check……fucking gross…….check

  27. Doc

    #22

    I wish more Americans would get a fit body but they love to overeat too much. This is a huge problem in the US. There are more fat people in the US than fit people. Being fat causes a lot of health problems and there are a lot of uninsured fat people with medical problems like diabetes, heart disease, high cholesterol, and high blood pressure. You fat uninsured people are costing the US too much money. Please find something else to do besides eating.

  28. She looks fit! I’d love to have abs as great as hers.

  29. live and let live

    #22 Doc,

    I know what you mean, I am well within a normal body weight for my height (5’3″ between 109 and 111 depending on the day). I’m very much into nutrition, cardio and strength training….I am as fit as I can be, but I always try to stay on top of my health every day. You would be surprised at how many people call me anorexic, when, in truth, I actually eat MORE than they do…I just eat healthy, nutrient rich foods – I guess if it’s not a cheeseburger, it’s NOT food! sigh….

    • WaYLON

      Wow, I could have written this comment. I am 47, have had four children and my height and weight are the SAME as yours. I have weighed the same since high school. I am an extremely healthy eater and take 5-30 mile bicycle rides or long walks because I like to, NOT to be skinny – because that is my natural body type – petite. I feel I look good, but the world sees “skinny” as it seems almost everyone is overweight these days. Only heavy, unhealthy people call me anorexic. LOL I have learned to live with it. Kelly looks healthy, and probably feels good. And good for her for not increasing her breast size! Like the world needs more fake boobs.

  30. Schadenfreudelicious

    If you scroll down on the second small pic so all you can see of her is the belly boner down..and perhaps shove a lil something in the front of the suit…well thats a man (or a teenage boy)…there is nothing even remotely feminine about her body…the expanse of bone between her chests (i cant really call them breasts)…is scaring the bejezus outta me…no i dont dig hefty…but no way i want to resemble a 12 year old boy….eat something…

  31. Duke Nukem

    I agree that Ripa is a little too ripped, but DO YOU SEE THAT ASS? MY GOD! AMAZING! She has ultra-low bodyfat. I would take that over being a fatty any day of the week. She obviously takes care of herself, unlike the majority of people in the USA.

  32. Roper Tom

    Again, the Superficial writer strikes! What a hilarious (not) headline! Kelly Ripa Still wearing Bikinis. What, like she was supposed to stop after you posted her first pictures? Or, like she has worn the same one 24/7? What ignorance…. On top of not knowing what a nipple is, he doesnt realize people are now laughing AT him, not with him.

  33. mikeock

    Heaven help me, I’d love to tear that up. Let this be a lesson to all you fat-assed moms who blame childbirth on your gigantic ass: This little peach has had 3 kids. You should be ashamed of yourself. And don’t give me this “Oh if I had her money and trainers and dietitians” crap. Go buy a FIRM DVD and get up off your Twinkie-filled ass and do something about it.

  34. I CALL LINDsey A WHORE IN THE BODY OF THIS MESSAGE

    What’s with the slave girl. Some celebrities are so lame.

    • jlparker

      “slave girl”? what a bizarre and inappropriate thing to say. i think it is safe to assume that the woman in the picture is a member of the hotel staff.

  35. gotmilk?

    what’s in that cup, laxatives? nice job kelly.

    seriously, i’m glad she can spend her free time taking care of her children…

  36. shankyouverymuch

    She has a penis growing out of the middle of her stomach- it’s obvious!

  37. Sam

    What the hell is wrong with you people? She has a very athletic body. And I bet most of you criticizing are female. Work on your own bodies instead nit picking on everyone else’ s

  38. teddy

    \this woman had a serious eating disorder when she was on those soaps and she may have just fixated on working out too much either way she is NOT healthy mentally…FYI females need at leaast 24% bodyfat inorder to start menstrating and for puberty to take its course…this is not a fertile woman, sure u can be muscled and toned but bodyfat is not BAD…it is sexy within range…if ur chubby u need to workout until ur sweating, lift some 10bl weights and eat 5 healthy vegetarian meals to get a smokin bikini body, the key is consistent commitment not shortcuts like this eating disordered crazy celeb

  39. dirk

    What’s not to love about a skeletor midget with a huge outie and no ass???

  40. smarter than you

    it’s called an umbilical hernia. they’re common. get over it.

  41. Pilatunes

    Between that and a greyhound, I’d take the greyhound.

  42. HER BELLY IS F*CKING GROSS AS F*CK.

    KELLY RIPPA PLEASE STOP SHOWING US THIS DISGUSTING A$$ BELLY OF YOURS. PLEASE HAVE SOME KIND OF PLASTIC SURGERY. THIS IS NOT OK.

  43. Dyslexic Cnut

    Only thing that looks kinda gross is her belly button. She looks absolutely hot in those pics. The majority of you women on here, including me, could not pull off a two-piece. She looks great, especially having kids. And you men, some of you fuckers should not even take your shirts off. This is an honest comment that thinks Kelly Ripa is a fake and dingy cunt.

  44. I call 'em as I see 'em

    She looks pretty damn good,having had three kids, but as the camera adds 10 lbs, a tad too thin perhaps; the real problem is that the girl SERIOUSLY NEEDS TO GET A BUTT. I understand the small breast/boney chest thing, as nature dictates that, and I’m with her there; but do your squats, girl.
    Stairclimber! Git you an ass! You gotta have something to offer- and it would seem that it’s a trade off (unless you’re naturally REALLY lucky). It’s either tits or ass. Surgery or change that workout.
    You personally have control of only one option…

    Oh, and by the way #39- just because a meal is vegetarian doesn’t mean it’s healthy- a giant, artery clogging cheese sandwich is vegetarian. That doesn’t mean you should eat one every day. Nor should you eat a giant hamburger every day.
    I understand that you are saying eat 5 vegetarian meals- and that’s great- but physically, all people are not set up to be predominantly vegetarians. Some just can’t process vegetable protein as usable protein, even if they want to. They don’t have the enzymes for it. That’s just how it goes.
    So, if by choice or as dictated by bodily functions, a lean meat meal can be healthy, too; when it’s balanced properly with vegetables and whole grains.
    We don’t need as much flesh protein as we routinely get in each meal here in the US. We need to think of meat as the side dish, and veggies/grains as the main course. You don’t need to completely eschew meat, just roll back the amount, and bring in more whole grains and veggies…
    It doesn’t have to be an “either-or” situation.
    Remember the mantra- “Eat food. Not too much. Mostly plants”.
    (…thanks, Michael Pollan)
    But you make a valid point about eating disorders…

  45. dickie head

    I would happily bang that again and again and again. you boyz is homogenized.

  46. new pics are available

  47. ………..weird?
    SHE SIMPLY REFUSE TO EAT, folks!!

  48. Nick

    FUGLY LOOKING SMURF.

    YUCK.

  49. dude

    id still fuck her silly!

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