Kelly Ripa took place in the High Heel-a-Thon in Central Park to benefit the March of Dimes yesterday. Apparently, it’s a bunch of women running in heels and ultimately breaking their nose for charity. Sounds cool, but why not just punch each other in the face then write a check? Yeah, that stuff. Alright, Kelly, start swinging and don’t be afraid to pull some hair. You know, for the children. The precious, precious children – who love catfights. No, really, they told me. I wouldn’t make something like that up just to see you snap some chick’s sports bra. (Psst. The redhead.)
Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Splash News
Sportsdvl | July 10, 2008 at 10:29 am
Kelly is definitely hittable!
Doh | July 10, 2008 at 10:29 am
Not First hahahahahha ( I mean you )
buckeyedg | July 10, 2008 at 10:29 am
whoa mama!
This chick is so fine… cant stand watching her show… but she can definitely get me up every morning
Regis | July 10, 2008 at 10:30 am
Gelman and I hit that hard.
SmokingGirl | July 10, 2008 at 10:30 am
She has a very cute little body…I can’t say that I “like” Kelly Ripa, but her body is adorable. And those arms are much better than Madonna’s.
I also love the shoes.
FCS | July 10, 2008 at 10:33 am
So now a litle troll with no breasts, no ass , a face stretched way to tight and madonna like death hands is hot? Only on the superficial….
crabby old guy | July 10, 2008 at 10:33 am
Now THAT would qualify as being “good eatin’”.
Sophie | July 10, 2008 at 10:37 am
How many broken ankles do you think there were at the end??
Drunkman | July 10, 2008 at 10:46 am
She’s hot yeah but she’s generic-looking.
havoc | July 10, 2008 at 10:46 am
She is hot.
If she ever shut the fuck up.
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Paul | July 10, 2008 at 10:47 am
Kelly Ripa is one of the most annoying people on planet Earth. I would sooner put my head up Oprah and Queen Latifah’s ass than simply shake hands or be in the same room as Ripa. Even her last name is annoying. I would kill myself if I was married to her and had to hear her damn, damn voice all the time. She actually has no talent and make dickloads of money.
Regis | July 10, 2008 at 10:48 am
Look at her stretching like she’ll ever get above a brisk walk.
Danni | July 10, 2008 at 10:54 am
What’s the deal with the SOCKS? That chick behind her has freakin SOCKS on. Just wear your heels and risk a blister. It’s for charity. Now you’re documented around the world in these pix looking like a huge douche.
beefytee | July 10, 2008 at 10:56 am
I’d do it. I think she’s probably as annoying in real life as on TV…I would think logically I could put my penis in her mouth to shut her up…but she’d probably keep smacking her jaws thereby mangling my member. No thank you Kelly Ripa….no thank you indeed.
Grievousfish | July 10, 2008 at 10:58 am
This gets my vote for “Dumbest Ever Fundraising Idea”. Biomechanically speaking, humans are just not designed for this.
Mal Gusto | July 10, 2008 at 11:00 am
I had such a thing for her when she was Hayley on ” All My Children.” So she has been hot for quite a while.
The Imaginary Reviewer | July 10, 2008 at 11:06 am
She is hot, but I daren’t say it out loud, for fear that Future Mrs Imaginary Reviewer will laugh at me. Ditto Leeza Gibbons. Sniff.
FRIST!!! | July 10, 2008 at 11:10 am
I think she has the same trainer as Madonna. She’s got weird muscluar wiry freak look about her. It’s unnatural. Oh, and she’s too happy. I hate happy people..
gb | July 10, 2008 at 11:16 am
Leg tattoos=White trash
Jrz | July 10, 2008 at 11:17 am
Oh fuck them. They totally stole the idea from the Drag Races held every year in Dupont Circle in DC. And let me tell you, it’s WAY more entertaining to see a bunch of drag queens in full regalia racing around in high heels than these dingbats.
britney's weave | July 10, 2008 at 11:17 am
wait, why is she not being bashed for having no breasts? i thought everyone got bashed here for being flat. hmmm…
personally, i like her and think she keeps herself in great shape. bring on the hate.
Me Gusta Kelly Ripa | July 10, 2008 at 11:18 am
Kelly is hot.
Bigheadmike | July 10, 2008 at 11:25 am
HOT HOT HOT
deva | July 10, 2008 at 11:26 am
Whew, at least that crack ho, chimp Mya wasn’t in it. I’m sure she was still on that beach. I can hear it now, “Why did all the fish die and that great white told me to douche when I went in?”
Ahhhhh. Summers Eve.
deva | July 10, 2008 at 11:28 am
Yeah #20, it’s much more entertaining to see a bunch of fegs dressed up as women rather than seeing real, hot women.
Douche.
Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | July 10, 2008 at 11:28 am
Yeah… she’s hot all right…. reeeeaaaal easy to be “hot” when you have some Jamaican chick raising your kids and can pay for the 40 hour a week trainer, dietician, tummy tucks and overpriced laxatives. I’d like to set her ablaze… then she’d be real hot…
veggi | July 10, 2008 at 11:29 am
Socks and heels? Wow! Wheres the boombox blasting White Snake??
Ted from Love Boat | July 10, 2008 at 11:34 am
I want to Ripa her ass. Bet it is tight.
deva | July 10, 2008 at 11:35 am
Haha 27. Whitesnake. Awesome. So true though. WHere the hell is Tawny Kitain when you need her. Oh yeah, she’s still straight to the lifetime network.
Anduvi | July 10, 2008 at 11:42 am
See??? Older chicks can look reasonably presentable, as long as they’re mostly covered up. Kelly Ripa-Perineum (she’s given birth 3 times) is no exception. Remember when her typical-mom bombed-out-then-tightened tummy was shown in candid pictures, complete with a major outtie-button and an overall bumpiness that looked like a relief map of bin Laden’s Tora Bora hideout? At the time she had a hugely photoshopped magazine cover wearing a bikini and sporting a smooth tummy with an innie. Simple solution: stop lying and cover up. You look as good as an old thing can. Sorry, but you have to be satisfied with that rating.
Jrz | July 10, 2008 at 11:46 am
Hey, Deva, why don’t you got get bent you fucking pinhead? Whassamatter…not getting enough attention today or did you just realize that you’re you and yes your life is always going to suck?
Stephanie | July 10, 2008 at 11:47 am
I think she is adorable and she and her husband seem like normal, hot and happy people. She’s always with her kids, playing in NYC. Her interviews are always funny and she basically won me over.
god, for someone who hates celebs so much, I have an illogical crush on Kelly Ripa.
BigJim | July 10, 2008 at 11:53 am
Who is deva and why do I hate it?
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Web Escape | July 10, 2008 at 11:56 am
Luckily we don’t get the USA fake bitches on TV over here, we have enough of our own, hideous shoes though!
Fap Fnnnaarrr | July 10, 2008 at 11:59 am
Who the fuck, what the fuck?
I broke my nose in Holland last week.
I wasn’t wearing high heels.
Jrz | July 10, 2008 at 12:01 pm
Where would “here” be, #35?
steve | July 10, 2008 at 12:01 pm
Ah yes…the annual “Running of the Cunts.”
Ted from LA | July 10, 2008 at 12:05 pm
Does she remind anyone else of Elizabeth from The View? Not in a political way, but in a “I can’t ever shut the fuck up” kind of way. I’d take the black woman in the photo any day over Kelly the Mouth.
Jesse Jackson | July 10, 2008 at 12:08 pm
Now, now, Ted. Your implication is that KR is so bad “even” a black woman would be better. Don’t make me cut your nuts off.
jack | July 10, 2008 at 12:16 pm
38- otherwise known as ‘the better part of you that ran down your moms leg’
Doomhammer | July 10, 2008 at 12:18 pm
She looks better today at her age, even with all the surgery, etc than most of you pimple faced bitches did at 18. I laugh at your pathetic attempts to cut down every woman on the fish. The more you cut them down, the higher the number on your poor, overworked bathroom scale.
Doomhammer | July 10, 2008 at 12:20 pm
I will now return to firing bullets randomly out my window, hoping I’ll somehow hit a target I can’t see.
Ted from LA | July 10, 2008 at 12:20 pm
#40,
That’s not the case at all. I just think she is really hot. Beautiful face.
Jesse Jackson | July 10, 2008 at 12:33 pm
Yes, of course…a beautiful face. But otherwise she looks like Mike Singletary looking into the backfield before deciding to blitz. We don’t need your crumbs, man. (Keep hope alive!!! Yes we c—…fuck, now I’m sayin that shit, motherfucking skinny assed big eared motherfucker…)
CJ | July 10, 2008 at 12:34 pm
Did someone do some photo editing? Check out the body on #621….do those legs look like they belong on that bodY? What’s going on?
nipolian | July 10, 2008 at 12:35 pm
Man…….did Macy’s have a major run on black spandex or what?
GI DOUCHE | July 10, 2008 at 12:38 pm
Hey, 45–you wanna cut off Obama’s nuts?
Sandy | July 10, 2008 at 12:39 pm
Imagine all the white-discharge streaks that will be on the inside of all that black spandex by the end of the run.
Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | July 10, 2008 at 12:41 pm
#49 – Thanks for that… suddenly my turkey and brie sandwich with extra mayo looks better in the trash…