Kelly Ripa is filming Live with Regis & Kelly in Miami and decided to take a swim this morning before taping. You know when a woman works out too much and ends up looking like a incredibly ripped dude? That happened here a long time ago and someone forgot to yell “Stop!” Mark Consuelos, I’m looking at you, bro, but mostly because I’m afraid to look at the tiny penis sticking out of your wife’s stomach again. — AHH!
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hety | May 5, 2009 at 4:34 pm
first
jpr | May 22, 2011 at 7:58 pm
small man
Regis | May 5, 2009 at 4:34 pm
I would fuck the daylights out of this woman every day. Oh wait, I already do!
hety | May 5, 2009 at 4:35 pm
not hot
hety | May 5, 2009 at 4:37 pm
Reminds me of an old SNL skit where Adam Sandler had a hot dog for a belly button
Crabby Old Guy | May 5, 2009 at 4:38 pm
Well, she has a body that any girl would be proud of – any 12-year old girl that is.
Rachel | May 5, 2009 at 4:41 pm
Her belly has a bigger penis than most of the male Superficial commenters.
Randal | May 5, 2009 at 4:41 pm
Kelly is looking fine and has a body to go along with her smashing personality! No wonder she has so much energy on the top TV morning show, she’s fit to the bone.
Randal
daguz | May 5, 2009 at 4:41 pm
she has a penis coming out of her belly.
Bahhh | May 5, 2009 at 4:41 pm
What the fuck is going on with her belly button, how has no one pointed that out yet?
Lain | May 5, 2009 at 4:42 pm
She’s not too bad. I’d do her.
Valerie | May 5, 2009 at 4:43 pm
I think she looks gross, but you definitely have to give her credit for working her ass off! Literally….no gross fat, though, and that’s very difficult to achieve at her age.
Mark | May 5, 2009 at 4:45 pm
those are pecs, not breasts
mark | May 5, 2009 at 4:46 pm
those are pecs, not breasts
susan | May 5, 2009 at 4:49 pm
is it possible to do so many crunches that your inny becomes an outty?!
lelle | May 5, 2009 at 4:50 pm
WHATTHEFUCK IS COMING OUT OF HER STOMACH?!?!?
jzhz | May 5, 2009 at 4:51 pm
Good lord, that is a MAN.
dirk | May 5, 2009 at 4:52 pm
Her outie is bigger than Mark’s little Mexican weener.
LPB | May 5, 2009 at 4:53 pm
She should get a set of fake boobs (so the commenters here could bitch about her having fake boobs).
joe | May 5, 2009 at 4:56 pm
Midget!!!
josh | May 5, 2009 at 4:57 pm
Hum, who is that random girl anyway ?
omg | May 5, 2009 at 5:00 pm
Anyone who finds that body sexy needs help.
D4P | May 5, 2009 at 5:08 pm
We loves the precious…
Erica | May 5, 2009 at 5:08 pm
Jesus. I like athletic girls but that is wrong.
Start_the_reactor | May 5, 2009 at 5:11 pm
QUAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID!!!!!!!!
Photoshop Police | May 5, 2009 at 5:11 pm
Ripa’s too ripped.
Mark, please take her out for some cheeseburgers and pizza.
desi | May 5, 2009 at 5:15 pm
#6 nailed it. :) haha
She’s smokin’ hot with clothes on. Like cover her (and that thing on her stomachh) up in a fitted tee and give her some tiny shorts.. everyone on here would be saying they’d do her in a heartbeat.
Alex | May 5, 2009 at 5:21 pm
AHA!!! I knew it. Ellen Ripley is really based on Kelly Ripa. Ripley…Ripa. Not a huge stretch.
Meanwhile, expect an alien to explode from her belly and eat off Regis’ face tomorrow morning.
justifiable | May 5, 2009 at 5:24 pm
I could forgive the lack of anything registering on the intelligence scale. I could forgive the relentless shilling and sucking up to Regis. I could forgive the micropenis staring at me. I could even overlook it swivelling around to track me as I move about the room.. But that voice? The one that sounds like nuclear-force chalk being excrutiatingly scraped along a board? HELL, NO! NEVER!!!!
marme | May 5, 2009 at 5:29 pm
She looks like that she male character that Jim Carey plays on in living color.
http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j159/tomicarter/verademilo.jpg
mike | May 5, 2009 at 5:31 pm
that belly button is the sickest thing I have seen in quote some time.
alex | May 5, 2009 at 5:32 pm
Ewwwww. She’s got a belly boner.
dew | May 5, 2009 at 5:35 pm
I’m guessing her belly button might stick out so far because she’s had 3 kids. Any photos of her belly before she had kids? Although I think a few pounds of fat might soften her to a more feminine look, at least she’s not anorexic, and her skin looks great.
Richard | May 5, 2009 at 5:38 pm
I think she is one of the hottest anchorwomen ever. she is super hot. period She had not an ounce of fat in her body. Imagine how much fun is she in bed! I bet she
justifiable | May 5, 2009 at 5:41 pm
#32 No, they may pop like that “done” plastic button on a turkey but they go back in (if they were innies). I’d start thinking “conjoined twin that died after the fifth week” here.
the world according to ROUGH! | May 5, 2009 at 5:46 pm
Considering all the pigs thats walking around without any kids, Kelly looks wonderful after 3! Id suck on youre belly button till you get flooded Kelly!
PunkA | May 5, 2009 at 5:52 pm
Rumor has it that she loves to give mark a Dirty Sanchez every morning before work. All that grunting and standing is great for the abs.
Krassy McKrass | May 5, 2009 at 5:56 pm
I know first hand that is actually her clit.
the world according to ROUGH! | May 5, 2009 at 6:01 pm
Wonder if Regis’s going to give it the old Tug, after he lay eyes on these pics! WELL, WELL, WELL!!!
Mia | May 5, 2009 at 6:02 pm
I wonder if her stomach looks the way it does from a tummy tuck? I give Kelly credit for not getting breast implants, exercising regularly, and pushing herself from the plate.
Jibbly Biggins | May 5, 2009 at 6:07 pm
Pecs any guy would be proud of….
Megan | May 5, 2009 at 6:09 pm
God damn, a belly button should never cast a fucking shadow. Cover that shit up.
Mike Hawk | May 5, 2009 at 6:20 pm
im a fan
Isabella | May 5, 2009 at 6:23 pm
She’s talked many times before of how she has always had and hated her outie belly button. It’s not just a result from child birth or over exercise, she’s mentioned how she has always had it.
the world according to ROUGH! | May 5, 2009 at 6:27 pm
That Nimkova broad had an introverted belly button that was kinda freakish, kelly is fine!
SlowMonkey | May 5, 2009 at 6:30 pm
Her fully erect belly button is bigger than the nubbin on that guy that got tased multiple times for being nekkid (featured on Geekologie)
titsonsnack | May 5, 2009 at 6:34 pm
Ladies, there’s a point (when you start growing a Y chromosome) that you look yourself in the mirror and say “You know what? I think I can skip today’s 5-hour long stint on the eliptical.”
titsonsnack | May 5, 2009 at 6:37 pm
Also, the mere thought of my belly button protruding so far that I might get it caught on something sends chills up my spine. Does she catch it in her zipper? Knock it against the countertop?
kitty says | May 5, 2009 at 6:48 pm
Shes a very beautiful woman, but she needs to let her body re-feminize. Those abs should not be on a girl.
Frank | May 5, 2009 at 6:53 pm
Get dressed Kelly you are grossing me out…. Is your husband a fag and he @#$% you belly button
really??? | May 5, 2009 at 6:53 pm
Really?? Come on people. This woman is gorgeous. How many moms have this muscle tone. Are we seriously giving her a hard time for having an outie???