Kelly Osbourne shouldn’t be allowed on the beach

Does anyone here think that she has ever had ‘the hot beef injection’ been introduced to MR. Shlongy???… or do you think she is still a virgin???… and if the answer is ‘yes’ to the first question, what sort of man would have done such crazy scary freaky thing!?!?!?…

There this ones better…

It looks like the obese zebra needs to join Jenny Craig.

I came to this site to watch celebrities, not animal planet.

Hey, at least she’s not eating junk food while burping and farting like on that mtv show…

oh wait, was that Jessica Simpson or Kelly Osbourne? Damn, can’t remember

She needs Star Jones surgery.

Is she wearing Blu-Blockers?

#40, fuck you- go to a politically correct website and make your bleeding heart comments there. Go save the real whales and tigers and ligers and whatever, oh and anorexic-self-absorbed-actresses-that-are-in-need-of-real-talent. Start a telethon.

Kelly disproves the adage “Blondes Have More Fun”.

@46…

or it gets caught between the thighs which causes a hole to rub through the fabric. It’s either that, or chaffed skin (um..or so I’ve heard).

The last time I saw something on Kelly O. was about her losing a ton of weight and being a size 8 or 10.

I can’t tell, maybe she is thinner than she used to be, but the glare off of her skin is blinding me.

Bride of Beetlejuice.

JrzMommy thinks she so cool, I just started reading this shit and you seem to have a lot to say about nothing you fucking dirty fat pig. Get a fucking life and maybe take care of the kid’s that your a mommy to. I fucking hate moms that don’t take care of thier kids, thats why I fuck thier honor students.

I don

EW!!!! One of Paris Hilton’s herpe lesions landed in spot #59!!!

Great parents, the Osbournes are! All that cash Ozzy brings in and they can’t spend any on her buck-ass teeth? But I suppose Sharon’s gastric bypass surgery was the priority!

She really shouldn’t even leave the house. Why is she famous again?

Some store at the airport in Frankfurt, Germany had pictures of her posing with their products (they sold handbags). I looked at these pictures and all I could think was, why? Even with all the makeup she’s just a chubby girl with funky tattoos.

Um AT LEAST she doesn’t look like everyone else.

After his concussion a confused looking Jeremy Shockey was spotted wandering down a local beach wearing nothing but a hideous monochrome dress.

#65 Awesome comment/point
I totally agree.

omg i LOVE THIS SHIT…YALL ARE SO FUNNY

I’m running late and didn’t have time to read everything….has anybody made the joke “She better not lay down, people will think she’s a dying whale and push her back into the water” yet? If they haven’t consider it made. If it’s already been said then whoever said it you are both funnier and faster than me…..but not as fast as Tom Cruise is to hop on that cock.

Mark my words, this girl is going to commit suicide one day.

stupid people. so if you are fat your “fat” your not allowed on the beach? ha stupid people.

ppl wo make fun of others are showing to be very insecure in thier own lives…we need to remember, the “harm none” theroy. If not, it will come back to you 3 fold ! shes a person like us all…..who are you to judge??