Kelly Osbourne has apparently changed her hair style so many times that it’s starting to fall apart, much like the rest of her body. Kelly is rumoured to have needed hair extensions to attend the premiere of Casanova due to premature balding resulting from years of dyeing. “It was horrible,” she said. “Because I’ve fiddled with my hair over the years, it started falling out in clumps. I had to get extensions for the premiere,” she said.
The only way Kelly Osbourne could become less attractive is if she started growing horns. And even then, other horn-wearing animals like bulls and minotaurs and unicorns would be like “Dude…slumpbuster.” The idea of waking up and having Mr. Clean’s cold, clammy head pressed up against you is not pleasant.
Why is everyone copying and pasting the same remark and making it fit the topic…
Ironic, because I just copied and pasted this:
#43 “I’m all for making fun of celebrities. Even the repetitve to the point of tiresome jokes about druggin models put a sinful smile on my face. However, when it’s about this poor girl balding, essentially saying she’s got no hair, it’s bordering on either: really soulless, or having such bad writer’s block that you could find nothing else to write about but an ugly hairless runt and a one line joke about a cold clammy head.”
#1 (latenitewetground) on the Paltrow board: “I’m all for making fun of celebrities. Even the repetitve to the point of tiresome jokes about druggin models put a sinful smile on my face. However, when it’s about causing a miscarriage, essentially murdering a kid who hasn’t done anything entertainingly stupid yet, it’s bordering on either: really soulless, or having such bad writer’s block that you could find nothing else to write about but a baby shower and a one line joke about killing an unborn baby.”
I don’t understand…
why doesn t she just get her face and body crushed and put back together like her mom…a new look asll around?? jack has gone from a pill popin mess to making out with kate moss, the most kelly will get is to have her face covered in it as she never sees the light of day…or is that mold?? who cares….
#39, HollyJ – That is hilarious!
Actually, I think she looks rather like Tim Curry as Dr. Frankenfurter in “Rocky Horror Picture Show”.
“Man, she is HOT. Is she single? Where can I get me some of that?”
um, how about the 9th circle of Hell? I think the demons there will fit the bill quite nicely.
I can’t believe she looked in the mirror and thought, “Man, I look hot. I’m totally going out like this and I hope people take pictures of me.”
Bleech
what happening kelly?
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http://rab1501.blogspot.com/
…Man, that is a baaad picture! She’s one of those girls that can go either way. I’ve seen her look really cute/pretty/interesting…and then yeah, like this Fester+Bill.
Yes, I’ve noticed the pasted in posts too. What’s up with that?
I will be washing my eyes out with toilet bowl cleaner for a while to get the shit stains off them that pic left.
Too bad she didn’t lose her voice instead.
Kelly got the fuzzy end of the gene-lollipop. Her father’s brains combined with her mother’s pre-surgery looks. Actually, if she sounded more like her dad she’d have something more intelligent to say.
Awwwww, so cruel. I actually feel sorry for her. Women are sometimes made to feel that they can’t be sexy without a lot of hair flowing down their backs. I know that some people don’t mind the bald thing on women, but when is that last time you heard anyone say: Damn, I’m itching to get with that bald chick”? I hope Kelly learns to appreciate her new dome or learns to rock some cool wigs. I know that I would be crying my eyes out if my hair ever fell out.
Honey, Hair is the last thing you need to worry about. YOU NEED A HEAD TRANSPLANT!!
haiku for kelly
clumps of hair falling
no shortage of eyeliner
bald might be better
Hah you’ve said it all before me, I can’t add anything except that there are some very witty and perceptive people posting here today. Fabulous comments! LOL!
There is a bright side people. You know there is no Kelly Osbourne sex tape.
LMAO PKClover…so true, so true. What a way to put it all in perspective!
Whatever happened to the guy who brought race into everything? You know “If Kelly Osbourne wher black yada yada yada..” I miss that guy.
Kelly osbourne without hair is essentially Butterbean.
http://www.nndb.com/people/840/000054678/
There is little makeup, normal makeup, alot of makeup, too much makeup, WAYYYYY too much makeup…and now Kelly introduces the Godzilla style makeup. I think she should be worrying about that rather then her hair. I mean it already looks like a wig, so if she didn’t say anything people wouldn’t notice the change.
That’s a man baby…..
or is it Mick Jagger after a magic marker accident?
St.Minutia, you made me laugh for the first time at a post today. That was fucking priceless.
PK, you followed right behind. I think in the back of our minds, we all had that thought; it was just to scary to really gel up good ‘n’ firm.
Ouch, just when I thought all untalented people were supposed to be pretty.
I don’t feel good tonite – and this picture is literally making me sicker.
Come to think of it, I started feeling sick right about the time I first saw the pic.
Thank you Kelly. Now go wash your face.
Ok folks, here’s the deal: her parents have PLENTY of money. There is NO excuse for her using HOME coloring products. If she had just used professional coloring, done by a professional, and maybe not changed the color every other day, this wouldn’t be happening. Hell, she could have changed her hair color every month and if it were done professionally, it wouldn’t be nearly as bad.
There’s not a heck of a lot you can do to your hair that will cause permanent damage but the top two are electrolysis and stripping the color out all the time with home products. Yep, that’ll do it.
If she starts showing up in a baseball cap a lot, you’ll know what’s going on.
I thought it was Billie Joe Armstrong dressed up in Kelly Osbourne… EwWwwwWwWwwW!
Did she put on that makeup with a paint roller? There was less lipstick on my pecker after I hosted Free Coke on my Pecker night at the crack whore convention.
She is uglier than a barrell full of smashed assholes.
Yucky picture indeed. But I can’t help but like the girl. She’s got her issues, but she hasn’t succumbed to the race-to-Karen-Carpenterhood that the rest of her generation in Hollywood is competing in. And she has a sense of humor. It’s much easier and more fun to rip on Tom Homunculus Cruise and Parasite Hilton.
She uses the pubic hair of Sicilian men, it’s the only thing resilient enough to last more than five minutes.
Takes hours to straighten though.
I’d definetly rather look at this…
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/de/b/b6/Penis.jpg
rather than Kelly Osbourne…I know, she’s that bad
^Ugh, jeez, put that away! You can poke someone’s eye out with that! Eugh!
LOL at this whole thread.
“The only way Kelly Osbourne could become less attractive is if she started growing horns. And even then, other horn-wearing animals like bulls and minotaurs and unicorns would be like “Dude…slumpbuster.”
Ahahahahaa! Genious!
Sounds fair….She’s going bald and her picture is going to make me blind.
She looks like Courtney Love!
Hahahahaah hafaball … that blister looks like a little red heart <3
THIS PICTURE IS MAKING ME SICK!!!!! I have never in my life seen anyone so ugly (ugly doesn’t even begin to describe it) or look so mentally ill.
Everytime I look at it I just cannot believe what I am seeing. And the gray eyes, the whole thing. It’s so repellent.
That picture is mega old, she doesn’t look that bad now. In fact, I detect some weight loss, if only she’d dress better and smile more. I guess that’s how much Hollywood sucks when you’re forced to be friends with Paris Hilton.
huh?
On second thought, she looks like a bug that’s about to get squished!
“I’d hit it. I’d hit it hard and often”
— spoken by Darth Gross, Wielder of the Ugly Stick in a 2004 Interview when her name came up.
“I was only doing my job officer”
— spoken by Darth Gross, Wielder of the Ugly Stick in a 2005 Arrest for assult on Kelly Osborne.
“Yeah but did you have to do it for 8 solid days? That’s just criminal.”
— spoken by the arresting officer
It’s like her poppa said: ‘Fairies wear boots’
i don’t have very high standards, but i wouldn’t even hit that.
#74 M@ce, see post #78. Is that your pecker party? I need an address, please.
She looks like a deformed mutant panda bear. Except with a bitchy whiny voice
If Eddie Izzard and Alice Cooper had a love child…..
I don’t think dye alone would make hair fall out.. she probably bleached it all the time, roots and all. That does the trick.
monster.
“She looks like Courtney Love!”
Thats a insult to Courtney Love…I have to admit, Kelly is decent looking without all the makeup and crap…But the way she presents herself now (especialy in the above picture) is just ughhhhhhhhh….Funny how she critized Christina Aguilara for wearing too much makeup and looking like Dee Snider, but compare that to looking like John Hurts character in Even Cowgirls Get The Blues.
who is this monster on top of the page!!!
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa