Kelly Osbourne has apparently changed her hair style so many times that it’s starting to fall apart, much like the rest of her body. Kelly is rumoured to have needed hair extensions to attend the premiere of Casanova due to premature balding resulting from years of dyeing. “It was horrible,” she said. “Because I’ve fiddled with my hair over the years, it started falling out in clumps. I had to get extensions for the premiere,” she said.
The only way Kelly Osbourne could become less attractive is if she started growing horns. And even then, other horn-wearing animals like bulls and minotaurs and unicorns would be like “Dude…slumpbuster.” The idea of waking up and having Mr. Clean’s cold, clammy head pressed up against you is not pleasant.
FLIP | February 17, 2006 at 11:22 am
you don’t need looks when you got great DSL’s
bjpack | February 17, 2006 at 11:26 am
If Michael Jackson put on some weight, he’d look just like her.
LaydeeBug | February 17, 2006 at 11:27 am
Davey Jones in bad punk make-up.
She COULD be cute but she chose the higher, ugly road. Good for you Kelly! Fight the Power!
Fatty Boom-Batty | February 17, 2006 at 11:32 am
Not cool, my father was bald so I take personal offense to this.
She looks like a caricature of a domestic violence victim.
dinella24 | February 17, 2006 at 11:35 am
yeah…i know….like somebody had nothing better to do than alter poor kelly’s picture! That is what happened..right?….yuck!!!
mags | February 17, 2006 at 11:42 am
Worse, *I* was bald for 5 years. :)
Now let’s round up a cancer patient, and we’ll have the trifecta.
playahater101 | February 17, 2006 at 11:45 am
All I have to say is Haha! Serves you right for changing your color every single day. What did she think was gonna happen? It would be silky and smooth? NO!! It gets dried and falls out.
pixelbasic | February 17, 2006 at 11:47 am
You guys are so clueless…don
foosball | February 17, 2006 at 11:48 am
she kinda looks like mr. bill in this picture. if she does go bald, and i’m hoping she does, maybe she could do the boy george thing and paint on streaks of blue hair.
LOOKWHATICANDO | February 17, 2006 at 11:49 am
I can only pray that, this picture is doctored,, Whewww,,,, Double Whewww.
tis GLAM | February 17, 2006 at 11:52 am
#8.pixelbasic – LOL
she looks like the Bride of Chucky…for christ sake, Kelly, i used to like your look!
now imagine her completely bald……..*flinch*
i swear, a little bit of vomit just came up into my mouth :(
Spindoc | February 17, 2006 at 11:56 am
She is one of those girls who thinks she is ugly, so dresses weird so that she can pretend to herself that “People are looking at me because I’m so unique and stylish” instead of “People are wondering how with all my money I look like Johnny Dep’s Mom in Whats Eating Gilbert Grape.
Hell she should just shave her head and say it’s a new look.
popcornsuite | February 17, 2006 at 11:56 am
I was wondering what ever happened to Pete Burns…..
LaydeeBug | February 17, 2006 at 12:00 pm
As Chandler Bing would say, “Could she BEEE any uglier?”
LoneWolf | February 17, 2006 at 12:00 pm
“Wha? Izzat me daughter? She looks like fookin’ Curly….SHARON!!!”
At least Jack got his shite together. For Kelly, a chrome dome would be an improvement – this beyotch can’t get any fuglier. She’s destined to spend the rest of her useless life looking like the love child of Tammy Faye Baker and the Pillsbury Dough Boy.
billabong021 | February 17, 2006 at 12:01 pm
Actually, pete burns was on the most recent big brother in britan which ended a few weeks ago.
Onrico | February 17, 2006 at 12:06 pm
Man, she is HOT. Is she single? Where can I get me some of that?
playahater101 | February 17, 2006 at 12:11 pm
In that picture she looks like she belongs in that HBO special Hookers at the Point giving out $5 blow jobs on the corner.
PapaHotNuts | February 17, 2006 at 12:15 pm
I used to lay awake at night and wonder “What could possibly make Kelly Osbourne any fucking uglier? Bright green hair? No. Missing two front teeth? Maybe. Gained 50 more pounds? Nope. What could it be?” Baldness. That’s it!! Now I can sleep easy, the riddle has been answered. Just pissed I didn’t think of that earlier.
LaydeeBug | February 17, 2006 at 12:18 pm
#15, LMFAO.
#18, I was ON that HBO special! So what are you saying?!
eastboundanddown | February 17, 2006 at 12:22 pm
I’d hit it!!!!
eastboundanddown | February 17, 2006 at 12:25 pm
I’m sorry…I thought this was Mr. Bill from the picture.
Catscratch | February 17, 2006 at 12:29 pm
She looks okay here:
http://www.simplyskindeep.com/photos/kellyosbourne01.jpg
and would look way better if she would smile.
MystressJade | February 17, 2006 at 12:29 pm
Buffalo Bill is back in town.
flamarkel | February 17, 2006 at 12:32 pm
It’s just a goddamn shame when kids from a stable, loving, centered family go wrong. What did Ozzie do to deserve this? God can be a prick sometimes.
Jayne | February 17, 2006 at 12:37 pm
Joe Pesci + Make up = That Picture
maybe it’s just me.
Sangiovese | February 17, 2006 at 12:47 pm
#9- I would say more like Sluggo than Mr. Bill.
#15- Friggin’ hilarious!
#23- Yeah, she does look good there. Unfortunately, that was about 15 dyejobs ago.
paranoidandroid2010 | February 17, 2006 at 12:54 pm
Think she’s ugly now?
In 20 years she’ll become James Carville.
For those of you who don’t know him…
behold the face of terror.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6c/Jamescarville2.jpg
playahater101 | February 17, 2006 at 1:08 pm
#20, I’m saying you probably saw that clown standing on the corner giving out $5 blow jobs!
smpdawg | February 17, 2006 at 1:22 pm
Are you sure that is Kelly Osbourne? It looks like John Goodman in drag. Is there a “To Wong Foo Two” or “Tootsie the Deuce” coming out soon?
mamacita | February 17, 2006 at 1:24 pm
Man, besides the obvious things (and there are many) that are wrong with her in that picture, it doesn’t show the most messed up thing. That girl has got a seriously mucked up grill. Wouldn’t you think that with all her daddy’s millions, this girl could get some damn veneers or something? Just don’t go to Hillary Duff’s veneer guy.
mamacita | February 17, 2006 at 1:25 pm
Also, she looks very much like Ringo Starr after a drunken transvestite sleepover or something.
ESQ | February 17, 2006 at 1:30 pm
Gee, that is really something to let the media know. I guess after the success of “The Osbournes” and her albums tanking NOTHING is going on for her. Maybe she just should sit back and enjoy all that money daddy has made over the years, being the real talent of the family.
When she dresses quite normal she looks good:
http://www.backstage7.de/…/ kelly_osbourne_01.jpg
MustangLaura | February 17, 2006 at 1:47 pm
Why does she always look like some old lady from the trailer park .. you know the type always smoking wears only a moo moo and slippers and has 3 cats named fluffy and has pictures of her dead husband arnie all over the trailer.
jennifer11 | February 17, 2006 at 1:48 pm
bwhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahaha *pees a little* hahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahah *gasps for air* hahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
classic karma.
tits_on_snack | February 17, 2006 at 1:50 pm
…and naturally brown-haired, hairdye-happy people like Gwen Stefani, Tori Amos and Courtney Love still have all their hair HOW? Why can’t they go bald? They’ve been bleaching and dying their mops for decades.
I sort of almost feel bad for Kelly, because she knows she’s fat and weird looking.
Devil Is Chrome | February 17, 2006 at 2:05 pm
I don’t recommend Kelly O. going bald. She’ll look like Uncle Fester.
The issue of her fatness really has to do with the shape of her face. If you cover up her face then her body looks fine.
This also works for one night stands, hookers and ex’s.
LaydeeBug | February 17, 2006 at 2:13 pm
Devil, I wanna see you in a blue dress.
HollyJ | February 17, 2006 at 2:27 pm
She looks SOOO much better with a little bit of a tan.
http://yuridojc.blogs.com/yuriblog/images/040804_400_st.lucia_4-tm.jpg
fearsarewishes | February 17, 2006 at 2:32 pm
I’d hit it.
CurrinGirl | February 17, 2006 at 2:40 pm
Why is everyone talking as if she’d look WORSE with no hair?
Tania | February 17, 2006 at 2:54 pm
I hope she does go bald and has to wear wigs. It would look better that what she’s got goin’ on now.
Yes, you read it right. I’m saying that hair from a dead horse’s ass would look better than her real hair.
asbo | February 17, 2006 at 2:54 pm
I’m all for making fun of celebrities. Even the repetitve to the point of tiresome jokes about druggin models put a sinful smile on my face. However, when it’s about this poor girl balding, essentially saying she’s got no hair, it’s bordering on either: really soulless, or having such bad writer’s block that you could find nothing else to write about but an ugly hairless runt and a one line joke about a cold clammy head.
Jonboy in SF | February 17, 2006 at 2:55 pm
OK, so her hair is a *little* over-dyed…but using that Joker-from-Batman picture is just mean. Check out #23′s link to what she looks like now – still brassy and balding but MUCH, MUCH better looking than that Cathy’s Clown shot…
Arjuno | February 17, 2006 at 2:56 pm
RE: #18…LMAO…hut see…here’s the thing – If I gave this troll a five dollar bill for some head, I’d expect to get back at least $2.50 in change!
Devil Is Chrome | February 17, 2006 at 3:05 pm
LaydeeBug – absolutley.
bakismaki | February 17, 2006 at 3:10 pm
She’d be great as one of the baseball fury’s looking like that if they ever decide to make a remake for the warriors.
LaydeeBug | February 17, 2006 at 3:12 pm
Absolutely has the word “slut” in it (hee hee)
m2k | February 17, 2006 at 3:29 pm
I totally see a celeb marketing gimmick in this. Kelly could have her own line of wigs, like Zsa-Zsa or which ever Gabor sister it was. ‘The Kelly Osbourne Frightwig Collection’. She’ll make a shitload of money!
leewhee | February 17, 2006 at 3:30 pm
Looks like she’s got three arseholes in her head. Not a good look.