Kelly Osbourne celebrated her 23rd birthday Saturday at Maya in Soho. It appears she’s not wearing any pants. Hence why there’re no other pictures of her besides this one. Sure these paparazzi-folk put themselves in harm’s way to get any shot. There is a limit. A large, pale cellulite limit. How this photog’s camera didn’t burst into flames is beyond me. Unless. I’ve seen this angle before. Could it be? No. But, maybe. Satan?
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Jared Leto | October 29, 2007 at 2:30 pm
she could go as herself on Halloween, she is scary looking
Texas Tranny | October 29, 2007 at 2:31 pm
She’s bat-shit crazy.
Bigheadmike | October 29, 2007 at 2:35 pm
Im blind im blind!!!!!!!!
HQ Celebrity | October 29, 2007 at 2:37 pm
Owww. That hurts. Poor Kelly!
tanya | October 29, 2007 at 2:41 pm
She’s a large, abnoxious, spoiled brat who hurts my eyes to have to look at.
Daryl G. | October 29, 2007 at 2:43 pm
Wow, I thought that guy’s hand was her right leg.
bubba lubdubski | October 29, 2007 at 2:44 pm
Lick it. Lick it good!
pawelo | October 29, 2007 at 2:58 pm
she as well its raked figure
http://www.x3virtual.com
maurice | October 29, 2007 at 3:01 pm
I’m scared, she’s gonna eat me. :(
Chick Crack | October 29, 2007 at 3:02 pm
Just in time for Halloween! How spooky!
Dick Richards | October 29, 2007 at 3:07 pm
You know Ozzy is the reason behind some of the darker aspects of metal, hardcore, all that shit but; I’ve never wanted to fuck him. Ever. That’s all I see when I look at Kelly. Ozzy. Plus, I’d be afraid Kelly would suck my dick off, what with the size of her jowls. Am I wrong, or does she not look like a catfish? I could just imagine her grinding my testicles between her molars. At least Kelly has a music career. WHat? She sucks and the only reason she’s anybody is because her dad’s the Prince-of Darkness? Shame on you for not believing in Kell’s ability.
schack | October 29, 2007 at 3:10 pm
@10- what’s your book about again? what your palm looks like after you jackoff 10 times cause you’re a LOSER????!!!!! hahahahaha!!
buy it now boys! ha!
snatch whisperer | October 29, 2007 at 3:11 pm
She’s simply ghoulish. She’s one of very few people who can perform the monster mash without a costume and make up.
PunkA | October 29, 2007 at 3:19 pm
Yawn. Put KO and Nicole Kidman together and you have the whitest humans eve rthat weren’t vampires. oh wait. they aren’t? Hmmm.
veggi | October 29, 2007 at 3:20 pm
britney looks different.
blpressure | October 29, 2007 at 3:22 pm
My poor eyes! Okay, let her have some fun then put her away out of sight when Halloween’s over.
Cliffhanger | October 29, 2007 at 3:23 pm
Who is this transsexual?
ubee0173 | October 29, 2007 at 3:28 pm
i wonder if her parents were trying for a halloween baby, ya know, because theyre spoooky. only they got this and it was more frightening than anyone couldve imagined. and thats why you dont play with ouija boards.
gertie | October 29, 2007 at 3:31 pm
stop eating fat pig
IFuckingHateYou | October 29, 2007 at 3:35 pm
The Fish should go to hell and suck Hillary’s balls for putting this picture up.
This is an ugly, annoying, loud, ugly, smelly, pale, ugly, no-talent, ugly cunt.
Did I mention that she’s fucking ugly?
Why post her picture here? Isn’t it bad enough to see Brit’s gaping pussy every-other day, now we’ve got to look at this ugly bitch too?
schack | October 29, 2007 at 3:37 pm
@10 Will you come over and do me? If you can masterbate 10 times a day, I know you can get it up long enough to do me. I will let you read my palm.
Soy | October 29, 2007 at 3:38 pm
is she Hot in England?
schack | October 29, 2007 at 3:38 pm
I really need to get screwed. Where is Mike when you need him.
Scrotum | October 29, 2007 at 3:46 pm
I’d fuck her.
schack | October 29, 2007 at 3:49 pm
You would fuck me Scrotum? Where do you live?
Joe C | October 29, 2007 at 4:02 pm
Why?! Why did you find it necessary to show us that monstrosity? I was enjoying a perfectly good bag of cookies and then I see this. Why?
Italian Stallion | October 29, 2007 at 4:19 pm
What fucking contest did she win? Miss Bloody Ugly……………
lopelus | October 29, 2007 at 5:01 pm
Who the hell wrote the entry for this one? Sorry if you’re just having an off day, Mr journalist ma’am, but if it’s a new staff member it’s time to reevaluate your career choice.
chokeonit | October 29, 2007 at 5:50 pm
cellulite? i don’t see any cellulite. maybe you people need to buy a new monitor. just because doesn’t have long blonde extensions, a spray tan and her tits hanging all over the place doesn’t mean she’s not pretty.
sea | October 29, 2007 at 6:20 pm
That guys hand really does look like a leg with cellulite. Glad I wasn’t the only one fooled at first.
Emmyem | October 29, 2007 at 7:39 pm
Why is Kelly Osbourne anywhere? What’s she doing? Going to a white BLOB convention? Well, at least we all know this. She was INCREDIBLY WELL PARENTED. I mean, she had to be! Right? Didn’t she graduate from Yale, or something like that? With honors?
And poor little brother Jack. No matter how fit he gets, which I do commend, he will always look like a muppet. A muppet with a hideous face.
And I would like to shoot Sharon Osbourne with a Crossbow. I need to find one………………
Emmyem | October 29, 2007 at 7:44 pm
…And yes, WILL THE ORIGINAL MR. SUPERFICIAL, aka “FISH”, please come back from Tahiti or the MOON or wherever he/she went, because your fill-in is NOT FUNNY. I used to throw my head back in hearty laughter all the time when I read THe Superficial. Now, I just get disgusted and kinda mad, and barely smile.
Please come back! We need you!
Makemepuke | October 29, 2007 at 9:17 pm
Oh no, please, no please don’t tell me Kelly Osbourne is the latest crotch shot attention whore!!! I’m gonna be sick……our world is doomed, where’s Jack Kevorkian’s number.
sarcastire | October 29, 2007 at 10:08 pm
NOT A CROTCH SHOT!
NOT A CROTCH SHOT!
Look Again!
Look Again!
NOT A CROTCH SHOT!
NOT A CROTCH SHOT!
Look Again!
Look Again!
All you see is the side of her thigh..that is someone’s FIST in the frame, not wobbly thigh fat like I previously thought.
She is sitting like a lady..no cellulite…a few stretch marks, but what’s the big deal?
Me | October 30, 2007 at 1:31 am
seriously? I must have a warped sense of vision because I think that Kelli is actually one of the prettiest girls of rock daddies, if not THE prettiest. she certainly beats out rod stewart’s, mick jagger’s and all the others, daughters, hands down. just because she’s not a broomstick with teeth does not mean she’s ugly. you people who think otherwise seriously need to consider slitting your wrists.
choocher | October 30, 2007 at 2:05 am
Kelly eating chow in masseehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhs….
Full of turd that never passehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhzzzz….
Daddy’s mind is past destrucshuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnn…
Will not pay for lipo-suckshuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhnnnn….
I’m here all night, folks. Don’t forget to tip your waitress.
glyniss | October 30, 2007 at 2:46 am
yucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
BishOP | October 30, 2007 at 5:33 am
Holy shit. I just threw up a bit . Manish–to the extreme.
Manchester | October 30, 2007 at 9:06 am
Eat it. Lick it. Snort it. Fuck it.
Love Ozzy, Like Kelly | October 30, 2007 at 1:37 pm
I like Kelly. She does her own think (what ever that is) and enjoys herself. I’ve always been a big fan of her father too.
zz | October 30, 2007 at 3:38 pm
leave her alone…
she isnt that big
she is in a car with a skirt so obviously
leg will show… its normal
its not like she lifted her skirt up in the middle of times square
Emmyem | October 30, 2007 at 5:34 pm
#41..Yes she did. Well, she lifted it up somewhere, anyway. Come on, she is a tubby temptress! Just leave out the “temptress” part! and # 3…. Heavy women always yell at people who call things as they see them, in other words, Kelly Osbourne is overweight, as is 65% of America. 35 % are MORBIDLY obese.
If someone is naturally thin? Well, being naturally thin, (NOT skinny), people actually WALK up to me and say things like “I hate you, you’re so thin”.
Nice. I should walk up to fat people and say “You are WAY too fat”. Let’s see how that would go over.
Gloria | November 19, 2007 at 12:19 am
they are lovely sexy but a little bit fat, i heard tha they have account on a dating site called sugarcupid.com. unbelievable.
Hard thing | January 20, 2008 at 4:49 am
Well, let’s face the fact that Kelly looks the way she does (and propably will continue to look like this).She is not that ugly anyway,just fat.And she’s certainly looks a lot more beautiful than that stupid-babyface blonde Charlize.