Kelly Kapowski in a bikini and other news

July 29th, 2009 // 27 Comments

- Jude Law knocked somebody up again making this Baby #4. He’s in your rearview, Jon Gosselin. [Lainey Gossip]

- Brad Pitt told People “his partying ends at 6 p.m.,” only to turn around and get shit-faced in Berlin until 2 a.m. with a mystery blonde. Somebody’s losing a penis. [PopEater]

- Bar Refaeli got over Leonardo DiCaprio quickly. [The Blemish]

- Mischa Barton spotted out in public for the first time since her 5150. Yet somehow she managed to not fuck a member of the paparazzi. Britney. [Celebslam]

- Rachelle Lefevre is pissed about being replaced by Bryce Dallas Howard in the third Twilight film. [Just Jared]

- Lindsay Lohan somehow has money to shop. Did she steal some leprechaun’s pot of gold? Because that would explain why I saw Hayden Panettiere crying on a toadstool. [PopSugar]

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  1. Taz

    id pump her forever

  2. Taz

    i love u kelly

  3. I didn’t laugh one bit at this sketch, except I did FAP to her in the binkin. But is she that embarassed from fucking prolly half the cast, including Screech that she can’t do a simple fucking reunion that would at least get people to remind themselves that she hasn’t died from AIDS.

    Oh, yeah she’s still FAP material.

  4. HAWT

    STILL SO HOT!!! Now that is gorgeous face. Take lesson lovers of Gizsmell ManFace. THIS is what a girl sould look like. The cans are fake and yet he works ‘em. Cute, sexy, hot and beautiful, Angelina could never be cute. Girls wocan’t look cute are a moajor fil, it’s hard to tolerate and impossible to love a woman if she isn’t cute.

  5. Tom K

    She still looks good! Go bayside high!!!

  6. Venom

    Man I used to watch saved by the bell religiously. I was always torn on who I had a bigger crush on… Kelly or Lisa? Well I havent seen Lark in years, and while Tiffani’s career is F-List status (as is the case with everybody else from the show)… it’s pretty damn obvious that shes still fuckin’ gorgeous.

    Tiffani wins, I guess.

  7. Commenter

    She has aged beautifully. She still looks gorgeous. She better not get any plastic surgery.

  8. Harpoon

    “She has aged beautifully. She still looks gorgeous. She better not get any plastic surgery.”

    Lol, you do know she has implants right?

    Her face sure looks fat when you see her from the side.

  9. Upinya

    I LOVE her!! I want some Kapowski Kush.

  10. George

    Harpoon, are you a queer? Seriously, LOL @ your high standards. You couldn’t get broads that look like Paris Hilton, let alone someone line Tiffany. That goes for all the tools who come on this site and bash a chicks’ looks. You are all fucking losers who would never pass up to hit this or anything remotely hot if given the chance. Stop putting up a front.

  11. Darth

    Tiffani Thiessen is busy but not busy enough to make this clip.

  12. Rhialto

    The style of the clip reminds on ‘saved by the bell’.Could that be possible?

  13. Gando

    Brad Pitt’s partying ends at 6 pm the next day.Before it was 7pm the next day.

  14. RtSS

    I’d do her… I would pound my schlong into her love tunnel, then check out a bit of probing action on her dirt tunnel. I wonder if she likes anal. Tiffani do you like your poopchute packed? And that cute little round muffin face. I’d scrogg that mouth of hers, leaving her with the finest of protein shakes to glug down her gullet. Swallow baby, swallow.

  15. gfhkig

    @11. George – July 30, 2009 2:36 AM

    “Harpoon, are you a queer? Seriously, LOL @ your high standards. You couldn’t get broads that look like Paris Hilton, let alone someone line Tiffany. That goes for all the tools who come on this site and bash a chicks’ looks. You are all fucking losers who would never pass up to hit this or anything remotely hot if given the chance. Stop putting up a front.”

    Relax, just because you wouldn’t pass up hitting it doesn’t mean you’re not allowed to bash it. Who the fuck made that rule? You’re on a website called thesuperficial, so take a fucking chill pill and get with the program.
    That said, her face really is getting fat and kinda droopy around the mouth, which is weird cuz the rest of her is still hot and fit. I guess she just has that type of a face – of the plump variety.

  16. I think Tiff still got it, it seems the pressure of not working took its toll…I see a little bit of stress marks on that face…

  17. Hammertime

    Funny or Die…

    I’m gonna go with Die on both of these clips. Not funny, except for a few short seconds. The acting in both is painful to watch.

  18. We should be fawning over those boobs,,,give this broad some work hollywood…

  19. Acer

    That was something.

  20. plixtle

    Pardon but as to the Brad Pitt thing – since when is standing next to some dumpy blonde in an obviously posed pity shot an “incriminating photo”. That fecking website is *desperate* for something to say. Geez. Pathetic.

    Also: Kelly. FAP!

  21. So is it just me, or was she kinda’ channeling Col. Samantha Carter in the ‘Breifing NASA’ scene?

  22. betth

    Will she be on Jimmy fallong? – bbwdatingsingles.com

  23. I remember Hedonistica

    It just wasn’t funny.

  24. Cindy

    Kappowski kush.

  25. pig

    I’d love to cream her bouncy funbags.

  26. You’re Tiffani AMBER Thiessen. Don’t deny your sacred heritage.

    2 minute 37 seconds of sarcasm about her career rolling “straight to DVD” in neutral. Exhausting. Hope her and Lark invested their 90s TV money well.

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