- Kelly Clarkson uses the magic of music to say “You’ll be masturbating alone tonight.” Aww… [PopSugar]
- Slumdog Girl’s father was NOT going to sell her. It’s called “bartering.” There’s a difference. [Vulture]
- Lady GaGa enjoys a spot of tea with her pancakes. [Jezebel]
- Jonathan Taylor Thomas refused to show up for The TV Land Awards with the Home Improvement cast. It’s because Al molested him. True story. [Best Week Ever]
- Britney Spears will perform in London’s Picadilly Circus this November. Way to finish what George Washington started. No quarter for the redcoats! [Allie is Wired]
- Perez Hilton vs. Gay-bashing Miss California Contestant: A case study in how to inexplicably make the situation even more retarded. Seriously, this took effort. [Videogum]
jaime | April 20, 2009 at 5:02 pm
first?
bones | April 20, 2009 at 5:05 pm
damn you guys are fast, and SSSSSSSSSSSUUUEEYYYYYY
mikeock | April 20, 2009 at 5:07 pm
It’s OK Kelly. You can just blow me.
Jimbo | April 20, 2009 at 5:09 pm
@3 Are you sure, it might get a little toothy
mikeock | April 20, 2009 at 5:10 pm
BJ’s are like pizza – there is no such thing as a bad one, only better ones.
TT | April 20, 2009 at 5:14 pm
those arms look like sausages in their casings
mikeock | April 20, 2009 at 5:14 pm
Who gives a shit what Perez Hilton thinks about anything? So his nose got out of joint because someone thinks gays should not get married. Big deal. Hey – here’s a thought – let people vote on same sex marriage instead of just having it legislated down our throats. Better still – don’t ask a beauty contestant what she thinks. You might actually get an honest answer once in a while.
OK, Perez, it’s safe to go back to watching Desperate Housewives now.
Jeremy | April 20, 2009 at 5:15 pm
Jonathan Taylor Thomas is a whiny little bitch, fuck him!
Harry Doyle | April 20, 2009 at 5:15 pm
Perez is a faggot, acts like a faggot, cries like a faggot….. get over yourself, faggot! Dems preach that we should all be free to have our own opinions…. just cause you don’t like someones opinion does not make them wrong.
NipTuck | April 20, 2009 at 5:34 pm
i adore her<3
James | April 20, 2009 at 5:43 pm
Wow…Miss California was “gay bashing.” BULLSHIT.
Here’s what she said:
“We live in a land where you can choose same-sex marriage or opposite marriage,” Prejean said. “And you know what, I think in my country, in my family, I think that I believe that a marriage should be between a man and a woman. No offense to anybody out there, but that’s how I was raised.”
WOW! What a bash, you fucking loser.
I’m fine with gay marriage, but it’s the idiots who try to demonize those who have legitimate concerns about it that continually set back the cause. Go protest a Mormon Church or send fake Anthrax to donors who supported prop 8, you geniuses. That’ll change their minds!
yup | April 20, 2009 at 5:43 pm
fags should get civil unions or some shit… but not marriage
Randal | April 20, 2009 at 5:46 pm
What a great success story Kelly Clarkson has been since first stepping on stage at her premier audition for American Idol. All of her albums are solid winners that all should strive for.
Randal
Megan | April 20, 2009 at 6:13 pm
11 -
What concerns are “legitimate” in relation to gay marriage?
12 -
Yes, because marriage is too sacred. Greatly illustrated by the adulterous McCain and even Bill Clinton. Not to mention the divorce rate of this country, which is bound to go up during the recession. Also demonstrated by shows such as the Bachelor/ette, the Cougar, etc., where people compete for the “love” of and marriage to those they don’t even like, and compete against peers that that dislike even more.
But of course, it’s the gays are ruining marriage.
This is not a defense of Perez Hilton, who was being dramatic and over-reacting – he WAS at a Miss America contest for fuck’s sake – nor is it assuming that gay people don’t do any of the retarded and fucked up things straight people do. But there is nothing sacred about marriage, or anything else for that matter.
Vince Lombardi | April 20, 2009 at 6:23 pm
Kelly Clarkson won’t have sex with me? Color me relieved.
Tzel | April 20, 2009 at 6:28 pm
While I may not share Miss California’s views on the subject, at least she took a stand for the side she believed in – which is a hell of a lot more than I can say for the other four contestants, who vapidly babbled on in politically correct language about nothing the questions actually asked.
richard | April 20, 2009 at 6:56 pm
who ate all the pies?!
big teeth | April 20, 2009 at 6:57 pm
Are you gonna take me home tonight
Ah down beside that red firelight
Are you gonna let it all hang out
Fat bottomed girls
You make the rockin world go round
Hey I was just a skinny lad
Never knew no good from bad
But I knew life before I left my nursery
Left alone with big fat fanny
She was such a naughty nanny
Heap big woman you made a bad boy out of me
Hey hey!
Ive been singing with my band
Across the wire across the land
I seen evry blue eyed floozy on the way
But their beauty and their style
Went kind of smooth after a while
Take me to them dirty ladies every time
Oh wont you take me home tonight?
Oh down beside your red firelight
Oh and you give it all you got
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin world go round
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin world go round
Hey listen here
Now your mortgages and homes
I got stiffness in the bones
Aint no beauty queens in this locality (I tell you)
Oh but I still get my pleasure
Still got my greatest treasure
Heap big woman you gonna make a big man out of me
Now get this
Oh you gonna take me home tonight (please)
Oh down beside your red firelight
Oh you gonna let it all hang out
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin world go round
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin world go round
Get on your bikes and ride
Oooh yeah them fat bottomed girls
Fat bottomed girls
Yeah yeah yeah
Fat bottomed girls
Yes yes
john | April 20, 2009 at 7:05 pm
wouldn’t fuck the heffer anyway
Delgo | April 20, 2009 at 7:25 pm
she got some tubes on her.
needs a nutritionist
Snap | April 20, 2009 at 7:37 pm
Big girls can’t be choosers.
tromba | April 20, 2009 at 7:59 pm
Hey Megan,
You wrote, “marriage is too sacred.” “Is”, I understand. Please explain what you mean by “marriage” and “too sacred.”
LC | April 20, 2009 at 8:31 pm
Marriage statistics are warped by chronic-marryers (how many people do you know who’ve been married multiple times like it’s no big deal) and the dips who get married in Vegas when they’re shitfaced, just to name a few. So quoting a divorce rate to debunk marriage ain’t gonna work Megan. And in this case, the politicos you name when you attempt to make a point is a redherring. You can’t make your point otherwise.
I’d hate to be in an argument with you face to face as I imagine you’d point and say look when things got tough, and then whack me in the head once I turned my head. You win.
Perez Hilton is a vile,human piece of crap. This has nothing to do with being gay and everything to do with his existance.
Courtyardpigeon | April 20, 2009 at 8:53 pm
Kelly has some meaty arms. She might want to start lifting something other than Whoppers and her girlfriend’s legs over her shoulders.
old FCer | April 20, 2009 at 9:26 pm
If Kelly Clarkson plops her fat ass down on your toilet, get the plunger ready.
She BEEFS.
She’ll drop 5 or 6 forearm-sized logs in there with no flushes in between. Rumor has it that on the set of “From Justin to Kelly” she used to shit in the shower and heel it down the drain.
Kelly Porkson? | April 20, 2009 at 9:40 pm
Holy fucking shit.
The fucking face on this sow looks like Shrek. Seriously, look at the goddamn goofy grin & the broad nose, then look at Shrek.
But her face is downright acceptable compared to the flabby, flabby sausages attached to her shoulders…. I mean her jiggly wiggly arms.
What an ugly sow.
Andy | April 20, 2009 at 11:09 pm
Basically the criticism of Miss Cal was that in her answer, she did not properly represent California and instead presented her own religious beliefs.
But the criticism only shows that Perez Hilton, the director of the Miss California, and others claiming to represent California either did not participate in November’s in-state vote on Proposition 8 or refuse to accept the democratic outcome: 52 to 48, with almost 80% voter turnout, restricting legal marriage to opposite-sex couples.
It’s America. An election was held, a huge voter turnout occurred, people were elected to office, and voter initiatives were passed or defeated. Sorry, fellas, she gave the correct democratic American answer.
WTS | April 20, 2009 at 11:26 pm
old FCer: Ew. Thanks for that imagery.
toni | April 21, 2009 at 12:36 am
Bitch Looks Like Kathy Bates In The First Pic.
gerard Vandenberg | April 21, 2009 at 12:41 am
be sure: THIS IS NOT NESSECARY, folks.
(I have everything under control without it)
Kels | April 21, 2009 at 2:15 am
Of course she won’t have sex with you, binge eating is a very time consuming activity.
Darth | April 21, 2009 at 7:04 am
Holy crap! This is one healthy looking girl!
Rhialto | April 21, 2009 at 7:16 am
Quitting with smoking and serious cardio and work-outs are going well.And photos like these help me to keep me on the diet.
His Huge Greatness Himself | April 21, 2009 at 7:21 am
Where’s my babe?
Mr. Jones | April 21, 2009 at 8:00 am
If this chunk (not a chick, but a chunk) gets any more fat, she will need to switch to Gospel.
w00t | April 21, 2009 at 8:14 am
Hmmm the link to Britney in Piccadilly Circus gives way to BEYONCE’s dancers flash-dancing to promote “single ladies”.
Hellloooooo???????
RichPort's Ghost | April 21, 2009 at 8:28 am
Kelly Clarkson has apparently given up. The fat on her cheeks and forehead are making her eyes slowly disappear.
haters | April 21, 2009 at 9:26 am
You guys are all haters ripping on Kelly. I’d rather have a real person as a celebrity anyday. VS the fake bi@ches that you say are soo perfect. I respect her that she is comfortable in her body. If thats the way she is the happiest who are you to care. I’m sure half of you running your mouth have the same if not worse body fat percentage..HATA
haters | April 21, 2009 at 9:26 am
You guys are all haters ripping on Kelly. I’d rather have a real person as a celebrity anyday. VS the fake bi@ches that you say are soo perfect. I respect her that she is comfortable in her body. If thats the way she is the happiest who are you to care. I’m sure half of you running your mouth have the same if not worse body fat percentage..HATA
John Adams | April 21, 2009 at 9:53 am
#27 – spot on.
Deva | April 21, 2009 at 10:22 am
She may be 50 lbs overweight, but I’d still hit her all night long. She’s hot for some reason.
Soop | April 21, 2009 at 10:23 am
@27 – you’re wrong. This is America, dammit, and you cannot express your opinion on anything unless and until it has been thoroughly vetted by the Left. When THEY approve of the message, then you may express that opinion.
dude | April 21, 2009 at 10:37 am
#39 i have 8 pct body fat. while i’d still bang the crap outta kc as she looks in the second pic (yeah i like curvey thighs) face it a slim man like me makes a girl like her look even fatter, so yeah i’m more likely to go out with a stick like lindsay. i’m happy if kelly’s comfortable in her body but if she dont hit a treadmill soon she’s toying with obesity. that any better a role model?
Rich Port's Ghost | April 21, 2009 at 10:49 am
Yup, anytime you disagree with gays, you’re a “gay basher” or “homophobe”
Why do they always play the victim? “Poor old gay me, look at the strife I have to go through”
Hey gays, why dont you stop being such whiny ass bitches.
Matt | April 21, 2009 at 11:17 am
“gay basher”!? Hardly.
How weak is the case for same-sex marriage that it must proceed by first invalidating polite disagreements as bigoted slurs? Drop a pair and make your case without attacking everyone who disagrees with you.
Fact: In California everyone has the right to marry someone of the opposite gender.
Fact: In California No one has the right to marry someone of the same gender.
Twice, we have voted not to expand our rights to include the freedom to marry someone of the same gender. This is not discrimination, but a people speaking for themselves, consistently reaffirming that they’re not interested in allowing gay marriages in their state. Historically, the case for gay marriage has been based primarily on attempts to show that anyone who is against gay marriage is a hateful person. The truth is, there is less hate than you’d think, coming from fewer people than proponents would like you to believe. The majority of people who oppose gay marriage do so dispassionately and not because they hate gay people. To suggest otherwise is inflammatory rhetoric not a well formulated argument.
shake, shake shake yout boooooooootay | April 21, 2009 at 11:25 am
she is what i call cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurvy – shake that ass, watch it jiggle.
shake, shake shake your boooooooootay | April 21, 2009 at 11:25 am
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shake, shake shake your boooooooootay | April 21, 2009 at 11:25 am
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Matt | April 21, 2009 at 11:32 am
Kelly is so God damn fucking delicious its unbelievable!! I would fuck her so hard my balls would implode.
richard | April 21, 2009 at 1:29 pm
I would no way in hell let her wear that outfit. her whole chunk of fat is coming off the top of her arms and bust.. nasty. who would tap that anyways.