Kelly Clarkson to Kanye: ‘What happened to you as a child?’

September 14th, 2009 // 180 Comments

Kelly Clarkson hopped on her blog to tell Kanye West about himself:

Dear Kanye,
What happened to you as a child?? Did you not get hugged enough?? Something must have happened to make you this way and I think we’re all just curious as to what would make a grown man go on national television and make a talented artist, let alone teenager, feel like shit. I mean, I’ve seen you do some pretty shitty things, but you just keep amazing me with your tactless, asshole ways. It’s absolutely fascinating how much I don’t like you. I like everyone. I even like my asshole ex that cheated on me over you…which is pretty odd since I don’t even personally know you. The best part of this evening is that you weren’t even up for THIS award and yet you still have a problem with the outcome. Is winning a moon man that much of a life goal?? You can have mine if it will shut you up. Is it that important, really??
I was actually nominated in the same category that Taylor won and I was excited for her…so why can’t you be?? I’m not even mad at you for being an asshole…I just pity you because you’re a sad human being.
On a side note, Beyonce has always been a class act and proved again tonight that she still is. Go TEXAS!!
Taylor Swift, you outsell him ….that’s why he’s bitter. You know I love your work! Keep it up girl!
KC :)

Because writing full paragraphs is hard, other celebs took to their Twitters to bash Kanye:

“Kanye west is the biggest piece of shit on earth. Quote me.”Pink

“FUCK U KANYE. IT’S LIKE U STEPPED 0N A KITTEN.”Katy Perry

“I’m gonna say this, we should always have respect for each other! End of discussion”Diddy

“congrats @taylorswift13 on your vma!!! you deserve it more than anyone!! I saw the devil in action when kanye west stole your mic! u rock!!!”Heidi Montag

Okay, I think Kanye is a giant egotistical cock, but something freaks me out when a rich, Republican white woman starts claiming a black man is possessed by Satan. So, thanks, Heidi, for officially jumping the shark on this one. I’m sure Kanye’s check is in the mail, or he’ll be over later to pay Spencer. In ass dollars.

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  1. Douche'

    Lemme guess, he’s gunna check in to “rehab” because he has a “problem. case closed, we forgive you K. Fuck MTV, didn’t he crap on stage before?

  2. Pussy Galore

    Great way to keep you career on that downward spiral ass clown!!!

  3. Pussy Galore

    #50 “Soupmanson” you hit the nail on the head!!
    KANYE WEST HATES WHITE PEOPLE!!!!

  4. Lloyd Johnson

    Did anyone notice the bottle of Hennessy was nearly full on the red carpet? He got wasted and started acting stupid. Most of us get this out of our systems in college, but the entertainment business is like high school and we get situations like this:

    A 32 year old man snatches the mic from a 19 year girl old to say a 28 year old woman, (who’s rumored to be 35) that’s married to a 39 year old man, should have won the award for best music video.

    And we’re trying to sort out universal healthcare, two wars, and Iran, Pakistan and North Korea going nuclear…

  5. diddleysquat

    NEGROES ARE HILARIOUS!!!

  6. The Truth

    Kanye you vanity will kill you in the end, just like your mother

  7. The Gorgeous One

    Bored with this topic already. Let’s move on people.

  8. Max Planck

    Sweet booze and Kool cigarettes.

    What, no malt liquor?

  9. Uprising

    Kick Kanyes Ass!

  10. dogface

    Kanye is a mental midgit of underwhelming porportions.
    You can see where his courage comes from…. sure would like to see him try that trick on Tim McGraw.

  11. Spill the Beans

    I don’t know about you, but so the VMAs are like MTV’s way of showing videos that are their favorites if they showed videos on MTV?

    Didn’t Britney win video of the year last year and didn’t deserve it then? Beyonce is a class act, but honestly, the creativity and artistic expression of her video was completely missing. It was three bitches standing in front of a white canvas. How is that the best video ever Kanye? Deleted his music from my iTunes and rated all his songs as a 1 star. Fuck him. Never liked Beyonce’s music but I find her the best person in the world for her actions last night.

  12. yawn

    that was staged.. *Cut to Beyonce looking “stunned” and now pan back to a bewildered Taylor*

    Right now every hick in America is going to MTV.com to watch the video of that “black guy” fucking with their beloved Taylor…and incidentally the ad rates on the MTV website just went up prior to Sunday night’s VMA show…

    Funny how that’s the only place you can see the video of what happened…it’s getting ganked off Youtube quicker than you can shake a stick…

    and the bottle.. “look everybody he is so drunk”

    come on….

  13. Dar

    Diddy is just as much of a pussy as Kanye. The female singers that called Kanye out for being the bitch he is have more balls than Diddy.

  14. Josh

    @61 “Deleted his music from my iTunes and rated all his songs as a 1 star.”

    Haha you loser. Listen to music because it’s good, not because you like or dislike the person who makes it. Little trend followers like you are the reason shit like the VMAs gets such good ratings. I bet you came whenever a member of the Twilight cast appeared on screen.

  15. Rancid

    Pink is just too damned cool. I’m sorry for all the snarks I’ve made in the past. If no man is going to have the balls to stand up to this loud-mouth, then it might as well be Pink. I have no doubt she is more than a match for him.

    In fact, I would love to see him try to rush her stage. Let’s see how that works out.

  16. Heidi Montag is a racist

    Heidi Montag is clearly a soulless racist pshycho. His behaviour was outrageous, but for fucks sake I agree with Fish Heidi is so clearly a massive racist it’s just revolting.

  17. Superevil

    Does anyone really care what Horsey Montag’s opinion is?

  18. liz

    Christ, the hawkers didn’t waste any time trying to make money off this one:

    There are “Shut Up, Kanye” stickers and shirts and shit over at http://www.cafepress.com/shutupkanye.

  19. SATAN

    kelly clarkson is a fat talentless loser.

  20. yawn

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  21. Landon

    Video of kelly bitching kanye out.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLIWzCsdkZA

  22. that’s good but i preferred pink’s twitter

  23. abby

    #35, I am confused. Why are you surprised that some of the people calling him out already think he sucks? Aren’t those people usually the first to say, I know from personal experience, time after time, for numerous reasons, what this guy is about; a jerk.

    I wonder how he got on stage? Isn’t there security to prevent this? Is security outsourced for these events? Which makes me think that this is may be staged, and of course this guy doesn’t care what kind of publicity he gets.

  24. Talentless Hack

    Kayne—-your 15 minutes are up

  25. Jennyjenjen

    @66 I agree to, the minute I read her comment my stomach dropped. I think Kanye was wrong, I watched the replay and was horrified for Taylor, Kanye is a racist and he hates white people for sure… But Heidi was so out of line in her statement about the devil in a black man, sheesh… Somebody needs to put a muzzle on her. But, all that being said, the greatest moment in the Bush presidency was when Kanye stated the obvious “George Bush doesn’t care about black people.” Kanye was the only one at that time and even today to have the balls to point out Bush has the humanitarian skills of a fascist dictator… oh wait..

  26. Aunt Jemima

    Hey dumb ass #75. What US President has done the most and donated the most amount of money to fight AIDS in Africa? President Bush, that’s who!

  27. daniel miller

    Do people get an orgasm saying racist? It has no meaning anymore unless you’re a race pimp. Like KKKanye and his defenders. He and Obama are oreos this country can do with less of. How ’bout dat? I be racist now?

  28. beth

    Interesting that this site calls out a rather ambivalent Tweet for veiled racism, but allows comment #27 above…

  29. John

    Where is Dr. Conrad Murray when you need him?

  30. Dana

    It’s MTV’s fault. They just let that jerk walk on stage knowing he was about to say something stupid so they could up their ratings and people will watch next year. They saw him getting drunk and acting arrogant before the show. It’s showbiz.
    BTW…Kanye is a douche.

  31. West likes fish dicks in his mouth

    Got any Gay Fish?

  32. Superman

    Yes Kanye is a douche for doing this and for pretty much existing, but Kelly Clarkson is a dumbass. He didnt do this for his benefit. He didnt want Taylor’s award, he just thought someone else was more entitled to it. So Kelly get the fuck off your soapbox. I agree that Kanye is and will always be the biggest asshole on the planet, but she’s going after him with the totally wrong facts.

  33. Superman

    Rach….and yet you’re still here. Interesting

  34. Randal(l)

    I completely agree with Heidi Montag. Anyone who will steal attention away from you is the baby raping devil. how is it that I’m actually bothered more by what this retard said than what that retard Kanye did….is it because I’m jealous of her time with Spencer’s skin toned beard, or that she’s just a complete twat…or both.

    Randal(l)

  35. Sport

    Douchebag + Hennessy + Skanky bald chick = Bigger Douche

    Do the math – I double-checked myself before posting.

  36. Superman

    #28….you are aware that Taylor Swift has written her own songs since she was like 14 right? Kanye West steals cuts from other songs and claims that he made them great. The guy is a fucking toolbox. Taylor Swift at 19 years old has way more talent then this ego maniacal asspuppet.

  37. richard prickier

    That’s what happens when a downlow nigga strays from his 40′s. they can’t handle expensive liquor.

  38. LAILA

    Kanye is just a fucking racist…Hey, Kanye, why ur girl is blond?? Anyway, Kanye always seemed to me a guy with a problem of being worse…not appreciated… ??? He is just a dumb monkey to me with no respect. A type of noveua riche who gained some money now he feels like a king, hehe. I WILL NEVER BUY HIS MUSIC…FUCK KANYE AND HIS STUPID BITCHY BLACK-BLOND GIRL

  39. WTFLaila

    Wow Laila, you are an assclown too. He’s a racist, but you’re the one calling him a monkey? Apparently, you are just as big of a moron as him.
    I’m black and I hate Kanye. Amber Rose is not black.
    His only good album was college dropout anyway, when he wasn’t a douchebag that couldn’t keep his mouth shut :/ I am pretty sure this is what Kanye and his managers want – more publicity.

  40. WTFLaila

    Wow Laila, you are an assclown too. He’s a racist, but you’re the one calling him a monkey? Apparently, you are just as big of a moron as him.
    I’m black and I hate Kanye. Amber Rose is not black.
    His only good album was college dropout anyway, when he wasn’t a douchebag that couldn’t keep his mouth shut :/ I am pretty sure this is what Kanye and his managers want – more publicity.

  41. Amy Gibbs

    West is a racist who was upset a white country women finally won an award . He could stand whitey winning .

  42. John

    Makin’ love to other gay fish?

  43. grandpa kanye

    When the bitch wasn’t dead kanyes nigger mother used to toss salad of wandering mexicans in the back room bodegas of brooklyn for twenty cents an hour, now that the bitch is dead let’s Kick Kanyes Ass.

  44. Hannah

    I don’t know…but I still like his music.

  45. Darth

    He probably got bottlefeed as a baby.

  46. Say No to Gay Fish

    I’ve flushed more talent than West down the toilet….

    mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmfish dicks.

  47. el ces

    He should’ve ripped her top open.

    Justin Timberlake would’ve.

  48. Nero

    He’s holding that bottle like it’s welded to his hand.

  49. Jennyjenjen

    Please… I read the weekly standard to.. Give me a break, Bush has proven again and again that his lack of compassion for human life is shadowed only by his desire to pad his corporate cronies bank accounts. But, being that you only seem to understand name calling, go fuck yourself you ignorant waste of space.

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