This is one of the more bizarre things I’ve seen latey. Kelly Clarkson is watching a performance of Metal Skool on the Sunset Strip when she gets brought up stage, chugs Chivas Regal from the bottle, and then sings some Guns N’ Roses cover songs with the lead singer from Yellowcard. The whole clip is 10 minutes long and not particularly interesting, but if you’re a fan of Kelly Clarkson or the Yellowcard guy or Guns N’ Roses cover songs you might get a kick out of it. Otherwise just skip it and go straight to the Lindsay Lohan topless pics. I know that’s why you’re here anyways. That and the free cake.
Thanks to P for the tip, and for having the shortest name of all time.
CelebSlam.com | August 17, 2006 at 6:29 pm
Kelly Clarkson? She’s still relevant?
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sharkbite | August 17, 2006 at 6:30 pm
That was mildly entertaining.
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fowler | August 17, 2006 at 6:37 pm
Metal Skool is no longer cool. Fuck your kelly clarkson!
ImSuicidal | August 17, 2006 at 6:55 pm
“Yellow Card” in my country means “Butterscotch Stallion”
http://www.thesuperficial.com/2005/07/14/owen_wilson_lic.html
TheHappyRobot | August 17, 2006 at 7:07 pm
fuck! she just HAD to be from texas, didn’t she?!
Cruzadas | August 17, 2006 at 7:11 pm
not worth watching.
BTW: she’s fat & ugly
BTW2: The guitar dude with a 70′s rock style is in serious sexual need. The only thing that comes out of his foul mouth is how hard he wants to jump on kelly clarkson
Libraesque | August 17, 2006 at 7:25 pm
this looks like it’s old, isn’t she hella fat now, she looks too skinny here
amaritimer | August 17, 2006 at 7:27 pm
I thought it looked like fun…
Wanna Pet My Beaver? | August 17, 2006 at 7:31 pm
That was worse than a David Hasselhoff video.
travis-160 | August 17, 2006 at 7:32 pm
I thought that was pretty damn cool. I wish that when I go out drinking that the performing band would pull me onto the stage, give me free whiskey, offer me sex, and ask me to sing.
Darwina | August 17, 2006 at 7:37 pm
That guy has cool hair. Otherwise, uh, what the heck. Dasselhoff videos as least make me laugh at the stupidity. And I’m actually a fan of hers :/
DrDanny | August 17, 2006 at 7:38 pm
The potty-mouth singer dude invented a verb, too: he wants her to audience-participate with him. I’m not sure what he should have said instead, but that sounds wrong. Or wrong-ish. Maybe.
Equalparts | August 17, 2006 at 8:31 pm
haha, ya.
This just goes to show that it’s a huge mistake to invite real talent onto the stage when you have none yourself. He’s all, “harmonize, harmonize.” and she’s all like, “how do you expect me to do that when you can’t carry a tune?”
cleo | August 17, 2006 at 8:38 pm
there was cake? which one of you mofo’s ate all the cake?
Nameless | August 17, 2006 at 8:39 pm
#9, AMEN.
bakismaki | August 17, 2006 at 8:45 pm
Kelly Clarkson is harder than Yellowcard. Seriously, that band really sucks.
Danklin | August 18, 2006 at 12:13 am
So i guess Kelly’s no longer a virgin? hmmm *goes off to cry like a little girl*
ChickenScratch | August 18, 2006 at 1:57 am
There are 5 points I would like to address:
1. What did she do to her hair?
2. Her fingers look like sausages.
3. Love the puffy shirt, Seinfeld.
4. Who the fuck are these guys?
5. She is starting to look like a troll doll.
BJ | August 18, 2006 at 2:28 am
Metal Skool shows are always a blast…I’m going next week. They play every Wednesday in San Diego.
HolisticWisdomcom | August 18, 2006 at 2:59 am
Okay, I admit it… as a big Guns N’ Roses fan I was not sure how Kelly Clarkson was going to sound singing them (I like her… just did not think it was her cup of tea), but my likey! However, the Yellowcard guy should not be singing. He sings as badly as the she-bangs guy William Hung. Yikes. Metal Skool is fun and takes me back to the good ‘ol days of big hair, spandex and shoulder pads. I think I am going to run around the house now singing She Bop by Cyndi Lauper in my underwear. Good times!
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
SuperShallow | August 18, 2006 at 9:14 am
okay, I like Kelly Clarkson…. commence the whipping….
jrzmommy | August 18, 2006 at 10:16 am
I wish she would have gotten up there with her half-empty (half-full?) bottle of Chivas and hanging onto the microphone all unsteady (picture Jim Morrison) and started slurring out a diatribe of drunken shit about Paula Abdul:
“Sheesh a fuh-kin shlut fuh-kin Poorto Reekin what-ever the fuhk she ish….brown ugly bish…her fuh-kin fuhked up tits mustache havin…what the fuhk are you fuhkin ash-holsh lookin’ at! I got your fuhking ‘mareyKin idol right fuhkin heeeere!”
and then ended it with a wobbly crotch grab as she fell off the stage!
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GG 4.33 | August 18, 2006 at 12:45 pm
Man, today’s artists are SO FUCKING LAME. At least the guys in the 1970′s partied AND made good music. How much coke can one put in one’s system? How many whores (both male and female) can one date?
HyperCalcium | August 18, 2006 at 1:03 pm
I thought she seemed like a pretty good sport about the whole situation. Hell, she even teased the band with the tossing off of her shirt, and “playing” with her nipples.
Praz | August 18, 2006 at 2:20 pm
#7 – “Skinny pig, skinny pig, what are they feeding you?”
bunnyhugger | August 18, 2006 at 2:51 pm
uh, suicidal…
promotional comments? back off, dude, folks know where we hang out. say it ONCE.
KoolAidMan | August 18, 2006 at 2:55 pm
Metal Skool is always a great time. It’s been way too long since I’ve seen them.
thesarahficial | August 18, 2006 at 3:38 pm
I feel like I’m in the Twilight Zone.
thesarahficial | August 18, 2006 at 3:38 pm
I feel like I’m in the Twilight Zone.
walter3ca | August 18, 2006 at 4:18 pm
Somewhere, an A & R drone is commiting suicide.
FirstTimeLongTime | August 18, 2006 at 9:11 pm
I would go Owen Wilson on that ass. That shit is PERFECT!
FirstTimeLongTime | August 18, 2006 at 9:12 pm
I would go Owen Wilson on that girl’s ass. That shit is PERFECT.
thesarahficial | August 19, 2006 at 9:51 pm
I feel like I’m in the Twilight Zone…
anchower | August 19, 2006 at 10:18 pm
Is that Kelly Clarkson or Kelly Osbourne? Snap!
anchower | August 19, 2006 at 10:19 pm
Is that Kelly Clarkson or Kelly Osbourne? Snap!
RichPort | August 20, 2006 at 8:56 pm
DAMN YOU SERVER!!!!!!
missaddicted | August 22, 2006 at 1:18 am
Ha Ha Ha.. I love this girl.. She’s damn fine and extremely talented.. Wish I could sing like that! But what’s with this new boyfriend? I think she could do WAY better ya.. unless.. oh right.. he must have a ‘great personality’ ya that’s it right?
darthelvis | August 24, 2006 at 4:10 am
You people are trash.
HollywoodSnark | April 12, 2007 at 1:09 pm
yeah, ot really interesting at all….cept for her alcoholism