Kelly Clarkson is what a ‘real’ woman looks like*

May 18th, 2009 // 194 Comments

Kelly Clarkson attended Z100′s Zootopia 2009 yesterday and, alright, we get it, lady; You hate jogging. Don’t get me wrong, I understand what she’s trying to do here, but it’s one thing to say the media encourages an unnatural depiction of women (Paris Hilton in a bikini, anyone?), and another thing to pick up a cheeseburger and say “I’ll show them! Nom nom nom!” Fortunately, it’s not like Kelly’s encouraging obesity which will be our ultimate downfall against the robots. Wait a minute– what are they paying you?!

*Right after giving birth.

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  1. fghfg

    ummm do you really think she gives a fuck about what you guys think about her?

  2. snackmix

    Jesus, she looks like Fred Flintstone.

  3. lickenzeeweener

    @100 Dood, you need to chill out; smoke some weed; relax, you’re way too uptight!!

  4. yep, the “FULL PACKAGE OF MEAT” and NOOO tits, folks!!

  5. nikita

    Don’t smoke weed. Then you’ll end up looking like Clarkson.

  6. Groucho

    #55, exactly what I was thinking… that’s the saddest part about this, who cares if she’s fat or not, but fat with tiny titties, that’s just depressing.

  7. lickenzeeweener

    @96 You’re funny, I likeee you.

  8. darkpixie

    Most of the stoners I know are pretty lanky guys #105. How do that happen? It’s weird.

  9. sluggerknuckles

    She looks like Hacksaw Jim Duggan

  10. zooey

    who wants to look like the “average american” when everyone knows the “average american” has weight issues?

    she does not look healthy at this weight she looks very chubby bordering on fat. if you’re lying about her, you’re more than likely lying to YOURSELF everytime you look in the mirror too… nothing about her screams “health” to me… she’s gained at least 40 lbs in the last year or two and that is NOT healthy nor is it good for your heart. even if she isn’t obese (yet) that kind of rapid weight gain sets up a bad pattern for yoyo dieting… which is known to cause obesity.

  11. Lisa

    I wouldn’t say she’s overweight.. when you see skinny celebs in real life they’re usually tiny, I think she looks perfectly normal. Styling and outfit can however be discussed…

  12. I CALL kelly A WHORE IN THE BODY OF THIS MESSAGE

    all these fat people feeling all insecure and trying to defend clarkson and themselves loooooooooool. just walk away form your computers and eat some more butter popcorn with double fudge ice cream. stupid fatties. no one likes you fat girls because its groooossssssssssssssssssssss. get a clue those rolls look nasty. who knows what kinds of cheese is stuck up there. STUPID FATTY FAT

  13. NSdkl

    so what, it’s just what the average american woman looks like.

  14. Tom

    She does look like the average American woman…….fat, dumpy and sloppy. She looks like every soccer mom on Long Island, NY.

    Also I agree with #19. If your job is to sing and dance and you get paid millions you better be in the best shape. You can’t be performing at concerts looking like a Chicken McNugget in a wig. WTF is this bitch thinking!!!!!

  15. Lisa

    lol @ her looking like the average American woman.. the average Am. woman is about twice her size people. And the men, well, they could fit them into their belly.

  16. jess

    She is famous for having an incredible voice (her radio-friendly crap may not depict this, but if you listen to her rendition of “Arms of an Angel” or even Aerosmith’s “Cryin’” you realize how rarely talented she is), not for being a sex symbol. Why rag on a girl who is a celebrity for TALENT as opposed to a reality show or a sex tape? She doesn’t claim to be hot or a size 2. Leave her alone.

  17. LUX

    #80: sumo wrestlers eat up to 10,000 calories a day. They store fat mainly on their belly. Do you really think this is “not unhealthy”?

  18. Eh, she can get by on being a better singer and having catchier songs than her competition.

    J. Simpson can’t do that.

    This is probably what real women who snack too much look like, though.

    @ 80 – I think you have a predisposition to a certain body shape (like where the excess weight actually goes), but the actual weight is based on eating habits and exercise, no?

    You mean Sumo Wrestlers like these?

    What health problems can sumos suffer?
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/cbbcnews/hi/find_out/guides/2003/sumo/newsid_2801000/2801119.stm

    _____________________________

    “Sumo looks at toll on health”
    …he acknowledged that the lifestyle of sumo wrestlers caused problems.

    “It’s true that excessive food consumption causes health issues,” he said.

    Kazuhiro Kirishima, a sumo champion of the 1980s, recounted the terrible feeling he would have at the dinner table.

    “I would force myself each day to get stuffed to the point that I felt that if I had any more I would throw it all up,” Kirishima, who also reached the rank of ozeki, wrote in his memoir “Fumareta Mugi wa Tsuyoku Naru” (“The Stomped Wheat Shall Grow Stronger”).

    Besides sitting down to five daily meals, Kirishima recalled he had to put down 20 eggs each day.

    “I would set aside a certain number of eggs that I estimated I could eat hard-boiled and then the other ones I would swallow whole with my eyes closed,” he wrote.

    The traditional food of sumo wrestlers — which also attracts a niche crowd of non-wrestler gourmands — is known as chanko-nabe, a protein-rich gruel boiled in a pot with meat, vegetables and rice.

    Besides compulsive overeating, sumo wrestlers are expected to live by a rigorous schedule of training and competitions.

    And compared with stars in other sports, sumo wrestlers have relatively few outlets for personal relaxation, living together at their stables where their keepers closely monitor their exercise and diet.

    After a number of sumo wrestlers died from heart attacks, the sport’s authorities in the 1990s stepped up medical checks, particularly of the heart.

    The Japan Sumo Association also put an end to diets designed for even more rapid gains in weight, which some athletes had embraced amid the growing presence of larger, foreign athletes.

    “Today, the trend is to encourage athletes to have more balanced meals and eat more vegetables,” said Yoshida, the doctor. “Thanks to these efforts, the average weight of sumo wrestlers has gone down in recent years.”

    Sumo wrestlers are also drinking and smoking less, he said, adding that sporting authorities were still trying to discourage players from snacking on sweets and other high-energy, fatty foods.

    And upon retirement comes another challenge — losing the weight stacked on over a career.

    “In general, specialists advise them to lose weight little by little, to cut down on alcohol and, for some of them, to ration their calorie intake as they are doing less exercise,” said Doreen Simmons, a sumo expert based in Japan.

    “Some newly retired athletes are in very good form. When you see them in suits at functions, it is difficult to know that they were at one time sumo wrestlers,” she said.

    But some wrestlers have not been so lucky.

    Konishiki, a breakthrough foreign champion who was born in Hawaii, weighed more than 280 kilograms (615 pounds) when he retired in 1997, a weight that his knees could not support.

    He later became outspoken about his trouble losing weight, saying he felt unbearable pain in his knees after walking only a few minutes.

    “I think you can say that wrestlers have a life expectancy a little less than that of an ordinary Japanese,” Yoshida said. “But when you compare the life expectancy of an overweight Japanese with a wrestler of the same size, they are almost the same.”

  19. Jibbly Biggins

    Being underweight (read: Paris Hilton) carries as much risk of death as being over 100 pounds overweight.

    The lowest early mortality was found in people with a 26 – 28 BMI, which is currently classed as “overweight.”

    Source: The Obesity Myth

    Take that, you obsessive loons. Fat may not be pretty – but it’s not nearly so bad as losing your period or brain mass from anorexia, or exercising till the cows come home just to look slim at a premiere.

    Most people who exercise and eat healthily will look larger than your typical Hollywood nympo. The real athletes get killer bodies but most normal people look a bit curvy or even paunchy under normal conditions. Even in Europe…

  20. C

    On a scale of 1 to 10, she looks like a 6. That’s fine if you work at Old Navy.

    If she wants to appeal to the limelight or sell records based on her feminine beauty, she needs to lose 20 pounds.

    Reality check time women. Men are very visual. We don’t care about your accomplishments if you are in the entertainment field. Even If you have pipes of gold, you still need to look good.

    Otherwise, enjoy those hot wings and Doritos and sing at church.

  21. Fatty Gal

    Click Name

  22. M

    “BEEFCAKE!!!” – eric cartman.

    i effing love KC

  23. Julie Ann

    Since when do “fat” and “whore” go together? I thought you’d want the opposite…

    And yeah…she’s not looking too fantastic…her body doesn’t look like it’s changed too awful much but her face totally rounded out. I wouldn’t have known who it was had the title not told me so…

  24. Mr. Jones

    If she sat on your face you wouldn’t be able to hear your stereo.

  25. I hope her oral skills are on point, because that’s the only way she’ll keep a man.

  26. she looks like a young rosie o’donnell

  27. she looks like a young rosie o’donnel

  28. justifiable

    #117/118 My reply was to the poster who was skeptical about a person who claimed not to eat junk food, exercised regularly and ate a healthy diet yet was still 20 lbs over her “ideal” weight. The misconception here seems to be if you’re 20 lbs overweight you’ve gotta be ‘unhealthy’ – so you’re stuffing your face with fries, living on the couch in front of the TV and priming the pump for diabetes – no way can you be healthy! Only thin people are healthy! And that’s bullshit.

    Because sumo wrestlers exercise strenuously, their fat to body weight ratio is lower than that of an obese person – most of that bulk is muscle.
    They consume anywhere from 5,000 to 10,000 calories a day depending on their class, and exercise at least 5 hours a day. The ‘average’ daily caloric intake for men here in the US is 2,500 (and if you go through any drive-through you can exceed that in one meal) – and that’s usually not balanced with any strenuous exercise. Which is why rikishi have a lot of subcutaneous fat, yet relatively little arterial fat buildup or plaque that leads to heart attacks.
    They train for strength and stamina – stocky body types are recruited for the sport. The obese aren’t – they lack the discipline and inclination to exercise.

    Rikishi move gracefully for their size, but Konishiki, as a non-Japanese, had something to prove and that prompted him to pack on so much weight he literally couldn’t function – and any athlete that’s pushing himself to such an extreme to succeed in any sport is usually abusing both himself and the sport..

    The problems #118 cited are what happens when the athletes retire – they don’t keep up the excercise and their fat distribution changes because of that, high blood pressure and heart attacks become more common. Japan has promoted a more slimmed-down version of the sport since ’98 to reduce post-ring health risks.

  29. CakeSnifferer

    She’s got two jobs: Sing and look presentable.

    She is remiss in a shocking 50% of her duties.

  30. joe

    I’m black so she’s really starting to look good to me!!! i can picture me and her strolling through walmart with are 6 kids….wow i’m hard!!!!!!

  31. N

    Good thing she doesn’t give a flying fuck what you people think. That’s what I love about her. Chubby or not, she does not give a fuck and she’s happy the way she is, and we should all have that confidence.

  32. she's fat

    140 lbs. at 5’4″??? Are you serious?? That’s fat. Unless that weight is comprised of a lot of muscle and a large bone frame, that is point-blank fat, I don’t care how you lardasses try to justify it. Yeah, she looks like the girl next door because the girl next door, along with 80% of Americans, is a lazy McDonalds binging fatass!

  33. jimbo

    she’s a big girl…..always bottom heavy……looks like a truckdriver…. tour bus never fails to stop at the local KFC for the large extra crispy Family Bucket….. though to be fair you can always lose weight but you can’t develope a great voice

  34. Mal

    Ok Im not a fan or anything, she irritates the hell out of me. but she is not that fat. Sheesh.

  35. Hmmm

    You know she just gave birth right?

  36. Didn’t she just engaged to Cynthia Nixon?

  37. A TOTAL DICK MOVE

    THIS IS A TOTAL DICK MOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

    Kirakishou – May 18, 2009 5:02 PM

    Wow.

    2. Fug – May 18, 2009 5:02 PM

    First..

    Thats what all fat people say

    3. lame – May 18, 2009 5:02 PM

    chubbs

    4. zelda – May 18, 2009 5:03 PM

    She’s adorable. What a sweet face, and so talented.

    5. Doc – May 18, 2009 5:06 PM

    She is the real typical overweight American. I hope Americans understand the dangers of being overweight and practice a healthy lifestyle soon. The US cannot afford all these uninsured fat Americans with fat related illnesses like diabetes, high blood pressure, heart disease, and high cholesterol. Most of the US health problems are fat related.

    6. J – May 18, 2009 5:07 PM

    I’m looking forward to the smug comments about how fat she is from the balding losers who live in their parents’ basements. (The same skeeves who were going on about how they would bone Miley, no doubt.)

    She looks fine. She’s immensely talented. This is an unfortunate choice of outfit. And that’s all.

    7. Shane – May 18, 2009 5:07 PM

    middle linebacker material, …enough pork rinds already!

    8. jimbo – May 18, 2009 5:09 PM

    fat and flat …..that’s always depressing

    9. havoc – May 18, 2009 5:10 PM

    Holy shit….she turned into Chastity Bono!

    That’s some biscuits and gravy right there….

    .

    10. ROUGH–likes em natural – May 18, 2009 5:10 PM

    Ohhhh? so if food is not your best friend, and you have normal weight, youre not a real woman? i see! i got to write this down….

    11. 1-Ton – May 18, 2009 5:11 PM

    Fat or not; she’s still an awesome singer (and still very pretty IMO). I love her voice and will continue to listen.

    12. Shamu – May 18, 2009 5:14 PM

    Shure that’s not one of her roadies?

    13. J – May 18, 2009 5:15 PM

    Oh look! Here they come now…

    And “Doc”… get a fucking life and stop projecting your dissatisfaction with your fat wife onto all Americans. It’s pretty pathetic.

    14. lalalosers – May 18, 2009 5:17 PM

    OMG! She’s not a size 0??? Freakin’ fatty! She looks like… like… your average, every day healthy American woman. Wake up you media brainwashed assholes.

    15. Jim – May 18, 2009 5:20 PM

    Roll her in flour and go for the fucking door. har- har.

    16. Mika – May 18, 2009 5:20 PM

    She looks real……real fat.

    17. Junior Samples – May 18, 2009 5:21 PM

    Is that a piece of greeezy bacon I see hanging out of the corner of her mouth?

    18. I CALL kelly A WHORE IN THE BODY OF THIS MESSAGE – May 18, 2009 5:22 PM

    lol she’s a beast. gross!

    19. saviana – May 18, 2009 5:22 PM

    uh lala losers, are you really striving to be the average American? if so, you’re looking at a gaptoothed, obese truck driver from the deep South, so maybe you should realign your damn priorities. every single day this country lowers its standards of acceptable weight gain. this is FAT. read it. FAT. this is not healthy. she’s not even close to a 0, let alone a 12. she needs a wake up call. and i also feel no sympathy for celebs when it comes to diet and exercise. they are paid to millions to do jack shit but sing and dance for a few hours every few days. i’m PRETTY sure they could squeeze a personal trainer into their budget/schedule. it’s their JOB to look good. get a reality check. THE AVERAGE AMERICAN WOMAN IS OVERWEIGHT.

    20. KC – May 18, 2009 5:22 PM

    If she doesn’t want to go the diet/exercise route, she should at least invest in a decent padded bra. At least then there would be some balance. And the cheapo looking top (is that a t-shirt and a shrug??) and horribly fitted, unhemmed pants aren’t doing her any favors either.

    21. Duck – May 18, 2009 5:23 PM

    Get over yourselves you geeky pricks. She’s kinda cute and her body is fine. I’d fuck her like crazy, and you would too(unless of course you like getting stabbed by protruding pelvic bones), she’s like a 7 and she’s fuckin rich. That being said, that hair and outfit are terrible.

    22. Melissa – May 18, 2009 5:23 PM

    I don’t know about all you guys, but I would DEFINITELY not kick her out of my bed… or, you know, off my face.

    23. Amy – May 18, 2009 5:24 PM

    She’s overweight. Plain and simple. Although, if we are going to see aneorexics all the time, we might as well see the other side of the non-healthy (i.e. fat people). I don’t understand this “real woman” crap. I really don’t. I was under the impression that me having a vagina, breasts, and birthing capabilities made me a real woman. Maybe I’m wrong. Maybe I’m not a real woman because I’m not fat. Although according to many other women on this site, if I am too skinny, then I’m not a woman either. If I’m tiny, like Hayden, them I’m an just a fucking elf. There is no winning.

    24. friendlystoner – May 18, 2009 5:24 PM

    I think you`ll find the saying is:

    roll her in flour and fuck the wet bits

    25. Blue – May 18, 2009 5:25 PM

    14 – maybe she looks like an ‘average, everyday’ American woman, but I think ‘healthy’ is pushing it. She’s not disgustingly fat, by any means, and she’s still very pretty. But she is definitely overweight, you can’t pretend she isn’t.

    26. dethbyrd – May 18, 2009 5:26 PM

    i dont know what the fuss is, im pretty into the extra pounds girls. shes not even that big. you see all those white and mexican girls walking around with tight shirts and a belly roll that sticks out as far as their boobs? but look at kelly…i dont see no belly roll do you now whats wrong with kelly? ok she’s flat. i get that no one loves a big pair of boobs more then me, but damn , look at that ass!!! i freakin love this woman. she’s got a great smile, a cool voice, and a damn fine body. im liking this woman…

    27. oink – May 18, 2009 5:27 PM

    Is that a Hershey’s Kiss tattooed on her forearm?

    28. Danklin – May 18, 2009 5:28 PM

    Call me crazy but i’d fuck the shit out of her. She’s not fat by any means.

    29. GLADIATOR – May 18, 2009 5:31 PM

    She’s not overweight. She is normal.

    Not like those anorexic or bolemic ladies on television or in the movies.

    Kelly you rock! I would date you in a second!

    Come and join the short and easy game mybrute:

    http://burpnassker.mybrute.com

    30. Racer X – May 18, 2009 5:32 PM

    I agree with #28.

    /I’d hit it like a single up the middle

    31. labambam – May 18, 2009 5:33 PM

    as much as i like kelly and see a lot of potential with her pretty face, this is NOT a healthy weight. But who are we to scrutinize her? Everyone has their own issues and flaws. Maybe she’s struggling with emotional issues? but people seem to lack empathy these days. However i dont think “real” woman is a valid justification for being overweight. I’m a woman, i work out and lead a healthy lifestyle, and i’m NOT overweight..that doesn’t make me any less real then someone who is 200 lbs. I find that statement generally offensive and ignorant.

    32. Learn How I Make $103 Profit everyday – May 18, 2009 5:43 PM

    i would bang her just to say I did it… but that isnt saying much.

    33. Lineman7 – May 18, 2009 5:43 PM

    She looks fine to me…

    If she’s your definition of a hog, then where do I wait to slam the ham?

    34. The Voice of Reason – May 18, 2009 5:49 PM

    Sorry to burst so many people’s bubbles, but Kelly’s body type is not healthy. Typical, common, and average, yes, but not healthy. A healthy body is one that is physically fit.

    I’ve come to see that the phrase “Real Woman” is generally used to describe a BMI that borders between what’s medically considered overweight and obese. Lovely euphemisms we cling to.

    35. Clay Aiken – May 18, 2009 5:52 PM

    If Kelly Clarkson plops her fat ass down on your toilet, better get the plunger ready.

    She BEEFS.

    She’ll drop 5 or 6 forearm-sized logs in there with no flushes in between. Rumor has it that on the set of “From Justin to Kelly” she used to shit in the shower and heel it down the drain.

    36. Jessica – May 18, 2009 5:54 PM

    First, you have to consider that any picture is going to make you look bigger than you really are. She looks pretty normal to me, not fat or overweight. I have naturally big hips (size 7 or 8) and breasts (D) and exercise on a fairly regular basis, but will never be “skinny”, that’s just not how I am built and she looks like she was blessed with big hips too. She can’t be that much, if at all, heavier than I am at 140 lbs (which is considered normal and healthy weight) , and she looks close to my height of 5’4. Not all of us are built to look like a 14 year old forever.

    37. fragile frankie – May 18, 2009 5:55 PM

    @29 – Overweight IS the norm now.

    So to say, “She’s not overweight. She is normal.” is incorrect.

    The correct statement would be:

    “She’s overweight. She is normal.”

    Stop equating “normal” with “healthy”. It’s just not true.

    38. Deacon Jones – May 18, 2009 5:56 PM

    @34
    Well put.

    Take a trip to Brazil, hang out on the beach for a week, and get back to me folks. She looks like a greeter at WalMart.

    39. she’s cute – May 18, 2009 5:56 PM

    #34 is right; she’s not healthy, as she’s carrying too much excess weight. That being said, however, she’s still cute & is a genuinely nice girl. She’s not the hot chick you want to f*ck all night long then dump to the curb in the morning because she’s so annoying (a flash fire). Nope; she’s the girl you get to know over a long period of time, get to like a lot, then start to date & eventually fall in love with (a slow burn).

    I’ll take the slow burn girl over the flash in the pan hot chick day in & day out…

    40. she’s cute – May 18, 2009 5:57 PM

    #34 is right; she’s not healthy, as she’s carrying too much excess weight. That being said, however, she’s still cute & is a genuinely nice girl. She’s not the hot chick you want to f*ck all night long then dump to the curb in the morning because she’s so annoying (a flash fire). Nope; she’s the girl you get to know over a long period of time, get to like a lot, then start to date & eventually fall in love with (a slow burn).

    I’ll take the slow burn girl over the flash in the pan hot chick day in & day out…

    41. thomas – May 18, 2009 6:04 PM

    this is “normal” in america?
    Everybody here in Europe would call her fat.
    Fat, not very fat, but fat.

    42. testington – May 18, 2009 6:06 PM

    I love her, but sher has gained…still cute face and amazing talent . A little chubby, far from obese

    43. Lord Privy’s Seal: Master Of Adventure – May 18, 2009 6:09 PM

    It’s too bad that her chub causes her tits to be kind of lost in the equation. It makes it look like she has a couple of cheese danishes stashed under her shirt.

    That being said, I’d still roll her in flour and fuck the wet spot. Chubby girls love the dick.

    YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

    44. Dr. Dogshit – May 18, 2009 6:10 PM

    Jessica, 140 x 5’4″ is at the top of the healthy range. The middle of the healthy range is 125. You could certainly be there though, if you wanted to, all you’d have to do is burn more calories and eat less calories. Anyone who does that simply WILL lose weight. It doesn’t really matter how anyone is built. Everyone at Auschwitz lost tons of weight, because they were hardly eating any calories and still burning plenty of calories. They arrived with a whole range of body types, and they all looked like twigs eventually. Weight loss is what happens when you burn (or shit out) more calories than you consume. Weight gain is what happens when you consume more calories than you burn (or shit out). It’s not rocket science, people. All human bodies are malleable in this way.

    45. casualencounters.com/blog/ – May 18, 2009 6:11 PM

    Yeah, nah. If I saw a “real” woman who looked like that I’d have no hesitation in slapping a PORKER label to her forehead.

    She looks like every other gross, white, middle-class, overfed teenage douchette. What a glorious role model. Let’s hope Kelly’s empowering sojourn to the trough of fuck-you-it’s-my-body makes every adolescent hobag who’s killing herself with sugary treats feel okay about their self-destructive, health-ruining overindulgence.

    46. Jeremy – May 18, 2009 6:14 PM

    She is short and has no tits, not what real women look like outside of Mexico

    47. Darth – May 18, 2009 6:15 PM

    Did she gain a bit weight?

    48. le fag – May 18, 2009 6:31 PM

    i think she looks great. but then again… coming from a fag, you’d expect me to say that.

    49. Malnourished Starlet – May 18, 2009 6:40 PM

    This is what real fat women look like.

    50. Malnourished Starlet – May 18, 2009 6:41 PM

    This is what real fat women look like.

    51. Lain – May 18, 2009 6:42 PM

    You know that “overweight” has a technical definition, and since you are unaware of her BMI, stating she is overweight is pure ignorance.

    She’s not skinny, but I don’t think I’d go as far as overweight or obese.

    52. Jim – May 18, 2009 6:43 PM

    only black women look good fat.

    53. Lain – May 18, 2009 6:43 PM

    Ha, double-post!

    54. fapper – May 18, 2009 6:51 PM

    @51 – Unless the bulk is all bones and skin, she’s a cow. MOO MOO HONKY BITCH. She would do well in BBW Porn.

    55. devilsrain – May 18, 2009 7:01 PM

    Nothing is worse than a girl who gains weight everywhere EXCEPT in her breasts? Especially when there was nothing there to begin with.

    56. Name (required): – May 18, 2009 7:02 PM

    FULL SIZE+.. no kidding..

    57. Dr. Ernest P. Worrell, M.D. – May 18, 2009 7:07 PM

    @51 – Keep telling yourself that, fatty.

    58. fee – May 18, 2009 7:10 PM

    When she was thinner and had muscle definition, she was STILL called fat.

    She’s not going to win, because she’s very short and stocky naturally. Any weight over her ideal will make her look big.

    59. I CALL kelly A WHORE IN THE BODY OF THIS MESSAGE – May 18, 2009 7:11 PM

    Overweight by definition is like more than 10 lbs over bmi. Obese is over 20 or 30. Seriously, 51, you probably just made it worse by bringing that up.

    60. ROUGH–likes em natural – May 18, 2009 7:15 PM

    Leave Kelly alone! shes one of those girls no matter how many time she loses the weight you just know being plumped is her destination!

    61. alaskana – May 18, 2009 7:18 PM

    @5 Hey Mr. Doc.
    I have to fight to keep myself thin; I’m usually about 20 lbs.higher than what’s considered healthy for my height according to charts. But I eat right (no fast foods, no fried foods, and hardly any processed foods), no drinking or smoking, and work out daily, I’m in karate four days a week for the past three years and I walk about an hour a day, five days a week. When I go in for my physicals, my average blood pressure is 118/65, my LDL cholesterol readings are under 200, I’ve never had a high blood sugar reading, and all my blood work comes back showing no problems whatsoever. So, it is possible to be overweight, yet healthy. Btw, I fluctuate between a size 10 and 12.

    62. *** – May 18, 2009 7:19 PM

    #19 Hey saviana, I’m PRETTY SURE that as an average American you’re supposed to be smarter than you are. You better squeeze some more reading into your daily schedule because we’re not gonna lower our standards.
    Clarkson is who she is because of her voice, not like Jessica Simpson for her face and ass. Unless you’re so self-important to think all singers should conform to your standards and Aretha should have been dropped from a label for being fat, it’s not this chick’s ‘job’ to look good for you 24/7. You have NO way of knowing if her weight is ‘unhealthy’ for her, any more than Keira Knightly’s size 00 on the other end of the scale is stressing HER system.
    You sound like someone who looks average like Clarkson but doesn’t have the voice and resents the difference. If she got the gift, you think she should live up to it and look how you know you’d look if you got the shot. If you were blind you wouldn’t have a fucking thing to say about her, you’d just be enjoying the music.

    63. Rob – May 18, 2009 7:38 PM

    Looks like the fat chick from hairspray

    64. It Drips For A Reason – May 18, 2009 7:43 PM

    This is the kind of thing I wouldn’t wipe my ass for a week over. That way, it looks all fudgy, and I can trick the Clarkson into tongue-jacking my shitter while I make that sexy thang Miley walk funny for a week!

    Here let me spell it out fucktards: I want to bang Miley while Clarkson licks my asshole. Yes. That is correct. My asshole will be squeaky clean, and Cyrus will be considering a career in ob-gyn, just to make sense of what just happened to her previously immaculate man-grabber. Win-Win!!!

    65. zognor: ruler of lizards – May 18, 2009 7:48 PM

    Eh, I’d still bend that over a rock and go to town.

    66. Fatty McSweatpants – May 18, 2009 7:52 PM

    LOL @ all the fatties coming out of the woodwork to proclaim to the internet that they’re perfectly healthy even though they’re gigantic fatty fat fucks. Have another twinkie fatties!

    67. CF – May 18, 2009 7:56 PM

    Kelly Clarkson is right. She is exactly what a real woman looks like, which is the fucking problem. Woman shouldn’t look like her. They should look healthy and active and nimble, not like their duodenum is drowing in alfredo sauce.

    68. lark – May 18, 2009 7:57 PM

    Yes, it is.

    The average woman in America is 5’4″ and weighs 140 lbs. It’s normal, and not “overweight.”

    While I strongly disagree with her choice of clothing in these photos, I think that she looks like the girl-next-door and is very cute.

    69. Slutty the Dwarf – May 18, 2009 7:58 PM

    64 Wait,are you saying fat people don’t know the difference between human feces and chocolate? Someone needs a cooking class…..

    70. smallinthepants – May 18, 2009 7:58 PM

    I’d hit it. No, seriously, I’d have sex with her.

    71. The Bong Show – May 18, 2009 7:59 PM

    Pffffft.

    She’s not talented enough to be this fat.

    72. john – May 18, 2009 8:14 PM

    you fat fucking whore, put down the chicken wings and go run you fat piece of shit bitch

    73. Ashley – May 18, 2009 8:19 PM

    her lipstick looks like it was 99 cents in some discount bin at a grocery store.

    74. Ashley – May 18, 2009 8:19 PM

    her lipstick looks like it was 99 cents in some discount bin at a grocery store.

    75. cadcat – May 18, 2009 8:20 PM

    @72 Angry much?

    76. quake – May 18, 2009 8:29 PM

    #6 You’re fat.

    77. Rossi – May 18, 2009 8:40 PM

    Why are there always douchebags who accuse those who have standards of lying? If you’d hit it, fine, but you don’t have to attempt to drag the rest of us down with you.

    And it’s pretty ridiculous to claim that you have a pristine, healthy diet, exercise constantly, and never touch fast food when you’re overweight or close to it. Stop lying to yourself AND the rest of us. No one is “naturally” overweight. That’s dumb.

    78. b – May 18, 2009 8:57 PM

    140 lbs is a fatass. Sorry, My wife is 5 foot 7 and 130 lbs after 2 kids. Face it, Kelly Clarkston is a total slob and should stop eating for a few weeks.

    79. saviana – May 18, 2009 8:58 PM

    HA, #62, I’d be MORE than happy to share pictures of myself with you if you’ve deluded yourself into thinking that because I comment on Kelly Clarkson being overweight that I myself must be too. Talk about intelligence! And far from the truth, my dear.

    And when did I say shit about Kelly Clarkson’s voice? I could give two shits about how well she sings — we’re talking about the subject of this post, which was her weight gain. She clearly doesn’t respect her body, she looks like crap, and in the performance industry, you’re scrutinized even further. And even if she wasn’t, her current physique is (read it with me now) UN-HEALTHY. And yes, I do know it’s unhealthy for her because she’s 5’3 and is at least packing 20 pounds of extra weight.

    Oh, and #62 I’m PRETTY SURE I studied at Oxford, which CLEARLY means I’m smarter than you regardless of what bullshit you spew. And what reading exactly should I be doing? What does what I said have ANYTHING to do with literature? GOOD ONE.

    And lastly, I’m not blind, so I DO have a fucking thing to say about her, as do all of the other awesome realists on this site. She’s overweight, end of story. And if you want to go down the route of judging people by a post on a blog, YOU seem to ME like a whiny, overweight, fat bitch outcast who was teased relentlessly by everyone prettier than you in high school and is now blaming her morbid obesity on her past. So here’s an idea – put down the donut, stop defending fatasses to make yourself feel better and get to the gym. Who knows, maybe the endorphins will help you to stop being such a bitter, jealous bitch.

    80. justifiable – May 18, 2009 9:01 PM

    #77 “And it’s pretty ridiculous to claim that you have a pristine, healthy diet, exercise constantly, and never touch fast food when you’re overweight or close to it.”

    Guess you’ve never seen a sumo wrestler before.

    Not every body type is the same, nor is every metabolism or genetic makeup.

    81. abolish trollery – May 18, 2009 9:20 PM

    lol.

    Most of you are such silly little twats it’s awesome. Awesome because I’m not you.

    “she’s a fatty’

    “she’s normal”

    None of you get the point.

    82. cletus – May 18, 2009 9:23 PM

    ? looks like she’s a gettin’ ready to wrassle a bear

    83. lola – May 18, 2009 9:23 PM

    She is chubby, not FAT but overweight. There is twice the amount of food in America than needed to feed the population. Food advertising and marketing is shoved in our faces all day long (to sell off the surplus) so it is hard to be healthy, but not impossible.

    84. I CALL kelly A WHORE IN THE BODY OF THIS MESSAGE – May 18, 2009 9:49 PM

    lol shes fat looool. stop eating so many chicken wings you fat whore!

    85. Fat Fat Fat Fat FAAAAAAAT – May 18, 2009 9:58 PM

    @79 – I can’t really understand what you’re saying because you have too many mashed potatoes in your fat fuck whore mouth FATTY.

    86. nigger – May 18, 2009 10:07 PM

    she should start dating blacks

    87. dancingbuggar – May 18, 2009 10:27 PM

    @85 To the corner with you, you naughty naughty filthy mouth!

    88. mmmmmmm – May 18, 2009 10:54 PM

    If I happened be bi, bicurious, gay or a man……..I’d totally get with a woman who looks Clarkson(she has to be nice too). Clarkson is hot. The small waist, the thick thighs, pretty face, the amazing booty…my goodness. She is also talented, natural looking, independent/fighter(she challenged the people on top and tried to do her own thing) and she seems like a nice, wholesome woman.

    I just like to admire beauty. I like to admire good looking people of all shapes and sizes. Good looking people who are down to earth and humble are awesome.

    #40 must attract a ton of decent ladies. With that kind of down to earth and logical way of thinking/atttitude…..I’m guessing he does. A guy who is totally not superficial…and who has not been brainwashed by the media….how refreshing.

    #77..Some people do have medical issues(underactive thyroid, metobolic syndrome, diabetes…etc),which makes it very easy for them to gain weight, and extremely hard to lose weight. Some people just have slow metabolisms. Sometimes, it’s not about poor eating habits and a sedentary lifestyles. The beautician who waxes me is thick …and hot, yet she thinks she is fat and complained about how she works out like crazy and watches what she eats, but is not losing weight. She was getting so frustrated, then she found out she has hypothyroidism…which explained a lot… however…she is still frustrated..and pissed off about the situation.

    89. alaskana – May 18, 2009 10:59 PM

    @77 I’m not skinny, but I’m not obese or flabby. It’s because I’m tall and have a lot of muscle mass that I weigh more than what people think I do and more than what the charts say I should weigh. So its according to doctor’s charts I’m officially overweight, but nobody ever guesses my weight right, they usually think I’m 20 or more pounds less than what I weigh. Also, I can kick past my head and do the splits, damn, I is hot ;P

    90. billyboy – May 18, 2009 11:07 PM

    #89 So, you’re saying you’re built like sasquatch then, yeah….that’s hot.

    91. Kelsey – May 18, 2009 11:15 PM

    I’m more concerned about this outfit. Come on, lets put a litttle effort into it Clarkson.

    92. yo – May 18, 2009 11:21 PM

    eh i wouldnt call her fat but i wouldnt call her healthy either. kind of that in between where shes still cute but it would only take about 10 more pounds to kill it. not to make the ladies her size feel bad but its the damn truth.

    93. lickinzeeweener – May 18, 2009 11:28 PM

    She does have one adorable face, aaaawww!

    94. jay – May 18, 2009 11:38 PM

    she looks amazing, end of story.

    95. ——————–VERY RELEVANT COMMENT————————- – May 18, 2009 11:38 PM

    WOW! SHE LOOKS AWESOME. YOU KNOW, PEOPLE COME IN ALL SIZES AND SHE IS JUST FINE JUST LIKE PARIS IS A BIT SKINNY, BUT JUST FINE.

    96. saviana – May 18, 2009 11:48 PM

    @85 – GOOD ONE!!!! Like omfg I feel SO TOLD. Thank you for showing me the light! But actually, I think you were intending to direct your comments at the lard ass at the top of the page (and likely your mirror). But no, aw, really, don’t worry, it was a good try. It really is so totally hurtful and accurate when people who’ve never seen you tell you you’re fat. OH THE PAIN.

    97. chlöe – May 18, 2009 11:49 PM

    she is not that fat… she is chubby and could definitely to improve her diet and health. I think the problem is that if anyone tells anyone that they are “fat” here that person takes wild offense instead of using it to help themselves.

    It is not just extremely skinny people who suffer from body dysmorphia, clearly.

    98. Robert – May 18, 2009 11:49 PM

    She’s thick, but she ain’t chunky. Totally rocking body in my opinion.

    99. alisa – May 18, 2009 11:52 PM

    now i in no way would wana look like her… but you all are acting like shes obese! shes just chubby. she could lose 20 pounds and look like she did before. big deal. but you guys are acting like she should lose 50.
    but ohhh nooo.. a woman in the entertainment industry cant be overweight and we cant just like someone for their raw talent

    100. Paddington Bear: Love Machine – May 18, 2009 11:57 PM

    @96 – Don’t vent your morbidly obese fat rage on the people commenting, lardass. Nobody here forced you to stuff your useless fat fuckhole with chili cheese fries every day.

    101. fghfg – May 18, 2009 11:59 PM

    ummm do you really think she gives a fuck about what you guys think about her?

    102. snackmix – May 19, 2009 12:00 AM

    Jesus, she looks like Fred Flintstone.

    103. lickenzeeweener – May 19, 2009 12:01 AM

    @100 Dood, you need to chill out; smoke some weed; relax, you’re way too uptight!!

    104. gerard vandenberg – May 19, 2009 12:04 AM

    yep, the “FULL PACKAGE OF MEAT” and NOOO tits, folks!!

    105. nikita – May 19, 2009 12:05 AM

    Don’t smoke weed. Then you’ll end up looking like Clarkson.

    106. Groucho – May 19, 2009 12:12 AM

    #55, exactly what I was thinking… that’s the saddest part about this, who cares if she’s fat or not, but fat with tiny titties, that’s just depressing.

    107. lickenzeeweener – May 19, 2009 12:15 AM

    @96 You’re funny, I likeee you.

    108. darkpixie – May 19, 2009 12:21 AM

    Most of the stoners I know are pretty lanky guys #105. How do that happen? It’s weird.

    109. sluggerknuckles – May 19, 2009 12:24 AM

    She looks like Hacksaw Jim Duggan

    110. zooey – May 19, 2009 1:00 AM

    who wants to look like the “average american” when everyone knows the “average american” has weight issues?

    she does not look healthy at this weight she looks very chubby bordering on fat. if you’re lying about her, you’re more than likely lying to YOURSELF everytime you look in the mirror too… nothing about her screams “health” to me… she’s gained at least 40 lbs in the last year or two and that is NOT healthy nor is it good for your heart. even if she isn’t obese (yet) that kind of rapid weight gain sets up a bad pattern for yoyo dieting… which is known to cause obesity.

    111. Lisa – May 19, 2009 1:35 AM

    I wouldn’t say she’s overweight.. when you see skinny celebs in real life they’re usually tiny, I think she looks perfectly normal. Styling and outfit can however be discussed…

    112. I CALL kelly A WHORE IN THE BODY OF THIS MESSAGE – May 19, 2009 2:16 AM

    all these fat people feeling all insecure and trying to defend clarkson and themselves loooooooooool. just walk away form your computers and eat some more butter popcorn with double fudge ice cream. stupid fatties. no one likes you fat girls because its groooossssssssssssssssssssss. get a clue those rolls look nasty. who knows what kinds of cheese is stuck up there. STUPID FATTY FAT

    113. NSdkl – May 19, 2009 2:19 AM

    so what, it’s just what the average american woman looks like.

    114. Tom – May 19, 2009 2:31 AM

    She does look like the average American woman…….fat, dumpy and sloppy. She looks like every soccer mom on Long Island, NY.

    Also I agree with #19. If your job is to sing and dance and you get paid millions you better be in the best shape. You can’t be performing at concerts looking like a Chicken McNugget in a wig. WTF is this bitch thinking!!!!!

    115. Lisa – May 19, 2009 3:15 AM

    lol @ her looking like the average American woman.. the average Am. woman is about twice her size people. And the men, well, they could fit them into their belly.

    116. jess – May 19, 2009 3:17 AM

    She is famous for having an incredible voice (her radio-friendly crap may not depict this, but if you listen to her rendition of “Arms of an Angel” or even Aerosmith’s “Cryin’” you realize how rarely talented she is), not for being a sex symbol. Why rag on a girl who is a celebrity for TALENT as opposed to a reality show or a sex tape? She doesn’t claim to be hot or a size 2. Leave her alone.

    117. LUX – May 19, 2009 4:34 AM

    #80: sumo wrestlers eat up to 10,000 calories a day. They store fat mainly on their belly. Do you really think this is “not unhealthy”?

    118. Narcissist – May 19, 2009 5:18 AM

    Eh, she can get by on being a better singer and having catchier songs than her competition.

    J. Simpson can’t do that.

    This is probably what real women who snack too much look like, though.

    @ 80 – I think you have a predisposition to a certain body shape (like where the excess weight actually goes), but the actual weight is based on eating habits and exercise, no?

    You mean Sumo Wrestlers like these?

    What health problems can sumos suffer?
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/cbbcnews/hi/find_out/guides/2003/sumo/newsid_2801000/2801119.stm

    _____________________________

    “Sumo looks at toll on health”
    …he acknowledged that the lifestyle of sumo wrestlers caused problems.

    “It’s true that excessive food consumption causes health issues,” he said.

    Kazuhiro Kirishima, a sumo champion of the 1980s, recounted the terrible feeling he would have at the dinner table.

    “I would force myself each day to get stuffed to the point that I felt that if I had any more I would throw it all up,” Kirishima, who also reached the rank of ozeki, wrote in his memoir “Fumareta Mugi wa Tsuyoku Naru” (“The Stomped Wheat Shall Grow Stronger”).

    Besides sitting down to five daily meals, Kirishima recalled he had to put down 20 eggs each day.

    “I would set aside a certain number of eggs that I estimated I could eat hard-boiled and then the other ones I would swallow whole with my eyes closed,” he wrote.

    The traditional food of sumo wrestlers — which also attracts a niche crowd of non-wrestler gourmands — is known as chanko-nabe, a protein-rich gruel boiled in a pot with meat, vegetables and rice.

    Besides compulsive overeating, sumo wrestlers are expected to live by a rigorous schedule of training and competitions.

    And compared with stars in other sports, sumo wrestlers have relatively few outlets for personal relaxation, living together at their stables where their keepers closely monitor their exercise and diet.

    After a number of sumo wrestlers died from heart attacks, the sport’s authorities in the 1990s stepped up medical checks, particularly of the heart.

    The Japan Sumo Association also put an end to diets designed for even more rapid gains in weight, which some athletes had embraced amid the growing presence of larger, foreign athletes.

    “Today, the trend is to encourage athletes to have more balanced meals and eat more vegetables,” said Yoshida, the doctor. “Thanks to these efforts, the average weight of sumo wrestlers has gone down in recent years.”

    Sumo wrestlers are also drinking and smoking less, he said, adding that sporting authorities were still trying to discourage players from snacking on sweets and other high-energy, fatty foods.

    And upon retirement comes another challenge — losing the weight stacked on over a career.

    “In general, specialists advise them to lose weight little by little, to cut down on alcohol and, for some of them, to ration their calorie intake as they are doing less exercise,” said Doreen Simmons, a sumo expert based in Japan.

    “Some newly retired athletes are in very good form. When you see them in suits at functions, it is difficult to know that they were at one time sumo wrestlers,” she said.

    But some wrestlers have not been so lucky.

    Konishiki, a breakthrough foreign champion who was born in Hawaii, weighed more than 280 kilograms (615 pounds) when he retired in 1997, a weight that his knees could not support.

    He later became outspoken about his trouble losing weight, saying he felt unbearable pain in his knees after walking only a few minutes.

    “I think you can say that wrestlers have a life expectancy a little less than that of an ordinary Japanese,” Yoshida said. “But when you compare the life expectancy of an overweight Japanese with a wrestler of the same size, they are almost the same.”

    119. Jibbly Biggins – May 19, 2009 7:06 AM

    Being underweight (read: Paris Hilton) carries as much risk of death as being over 100 pounds overweight.

    The lowest early mortality was found in people with a 26 – 28 BMI, which is currently classed as “overweight.”

    Source: The Obesity Myth

    Take that, you obsessive loons. Fat may not be pretty – but it’s not nearly so bad as losing your period or brain mass from anorexia, or exercising till the cows come home just to look slim at a premiere.

    Most people who exercise and eat healthily will look larger than your typical Hollywood nympo. The real athletes get killer bodies but most normal people look a bit curvy or even paunchy under normal conditions. Even in Europe…

    120. C – May 19, 2009 7:17 AM

    On a scale of 1 to 10, she looks like a 6. That’s fine if you work at Old Navy.

    If she wants to appeal to the limelight or sell records based on her feminine beauty, she needs to lose 20 pounds.

    Reality check time women. Men are very visual. We don’t care about your accomplishments if you are in the entertainment field. Even If you have pipes of gold, you still need to look good.

    Otherwise, enjoy those hot wings and Doritos and sing at church.

    121. Funny – May 19, 2009 7:18 AM

    Fatty Gal

    Click Name

    122. M – May 19, 2009 7:20 AM

    “BEEFCAKE!!!” – eric cartman.

    i effing love KC

    123. Julie Ann – May 19, 2009 7:43 AM

    Since when do “fat” and “whore” go together? I thought you’d want the opposite…

    And yeah…she’s not looking too fantastic…her body doesn’t look like it’s changed too awful much but her face totally rounded out. I wouldn’t have known who it was had the title not told me so…

    124. Mr. Jones – May 19, 2009 8:33 AM

    If she sat on your face you wouldn’t be able to hear your stereo.

    125. RichPort’s Ghost – May 19, 2009 8:34 AM

    I hope her oral skills are on point, because that’s the only way she’ll keep a man.

    126. Kristin – May 19, 2009 8:43 AM

    she looks like a young rosie o’donnell

    127. Kristin – May 19, 2009 8:45 AM

    she looks like a young rosie o’donnel

    128. justifiable – May 19, 2009 9:02 AM

    #117/118 My reply was to the poster who was skeptical about a person who claimed not to eat junk food, exercised regularly and ate a healthy diet yet was still 20 lbs over her “ideal” weight. The misconception here seems to be if you’re 20 lbs overweight you’ve gotta be ‘unhealthy’ – so you’re stuffing your face with fries, living on the couch in front of the TV and priming the pump for diabetes – no way can you be healthy! Only thin people are healthy! And that’s bullshit.

    Because sumo wrestlers exercise strenuously, their fat to body weight ratio is lower than that of an obese person – most of that bulk is muscle.
    They consume anywhere from 5,000 to 10,000 calories a day depending on their class, and exercise at least 5 hours a day. The ‘average’ daily caloric intake for men here in the US is 2,500 (and if you go through any drive-through you can exceed that in one meal) – and that’s usually not balanced with any strenuous exercise. Which is why rikishi have a lot of subcutaneous fat, yet relatively little arterial fat buildup or plaque that leads to heart attacks.
    They train for strength and stamina – stocky body types are recruited for the sport. The obese aren’t – they lack the discipline and inclination to exercise.

    Rikishi move gracefully for their size, but Konishiki, as a non-Japanese, had something to prove and that prompted him to pack on so much weight he literally couldn’t function – and any athlete that’s pushing himself to such an extreme to succeed in any sport is usually abusing both himself and the sport..

    The problems #118 cited are what happens when the athletes retire – they don’t keep up the excercise and their fat distribution changes because of that, high blood pressure and heart attacks become more common. Japan has promoted a more slimmed-down version of the sport since ’98 to reduce post-ring health risks.

    129. CakeSnifferer – May 19, 2009 9:03 AM

    She’s got two jobs: Sing and look presentable.

    She is remiss in a shocking 50% of her duties.

    130. joe – May 19, 2009 9:11 AM

    I’m black so she’s really starting to look good to me!!! i can picture me and her strolling through walmart with are 6 kids….wow i’m hard!!!!!!

    131. N – May 19, 2009 9:17 AM

    Good thing she doesn’t give a flying fuck what you people think. That’s what I love about her. Chubby or not, she does not give a fuck and she’s happy the way she is, and we should all have that confidence.

    132. she’s fat – May 19, 2009 9:38 AM

    140 lbs. at 5’4″??? Are you serious?? That’s fat. Unless that weight is comprised of a lot of muscle and a large bone frame, that is point-blank fat, I don’t care how you lardasses try to justify it. Yeah, she looks like the girl next door because the girl next door, along with 80% of Americans, is a lazy McDonalds binging fatass!

    133. jimbo – May 19, 2009 9:48 AM

    she’s a big girl…..always bottom heavy……looks like a truckdriver…. tour bus never fails to stop at the local KFC for the large extra crispy Family Bucket….. though to be fair you can always lose weight but you can’t develope a great voice

    134. Mal – May 19, 2009 9:53 AM

    Ok Im not a fan or anything, she irritates the hell out of me. but she is not that fat. Sheesh.

    135. Hmmm – May 19, 2009 10:05 AM

    You know she just gave birth right?

    136. RichPort’s Ghost – May 19, 2009 10:16 AM

    Didn’t she just engaged to Cynthia Nixon?

  38. Jen

    Wow, so much woman-hating going on in this thread. ‘Bitch’, ‘whore’, ‘slut’ … it’s pretty shameful.

    I’d say she’s’ a size 12, maybe? She’s definitely carrying her weight in the wrong places. And that outfit is not exactly helping matters.

    But look, I think the reality here is that no one is in any position to judge. She’s rich and famous and doesn’t give a shit, clearly, and we’re on a gossip website commenting on her body. Who is the winner in that situation? Not us. Unless this is your idea of a fantastic way to spend time … if so, then have at it!

  39. Jen

    @ #142 – you clearly have no idea what 140 pounds looks like. I have a very skinny friend — and I always assumed she was about 110 pounds, and guess what? She’s 5’5” and 138. It taught me to look at bodies a different way.

    5’4” and 140 is not what Kelly is — I’d guess 160-165. But seriously, 140 pounds is nowhere near fat. Get a reality check. Not every girl is going to be a size 0 JUST FOR YOU.

  40. Jen

    @ #132 – you clearly have no idea what 140 pounds looks like. I have a very skinny friend — and I always assumed she was about 110 pounds, and guess what? She’s 5’5” and 138. It taught me to look at bodies a different way.

    5’4” and 140 is not what Kelly is — I’d guess 160-165. But seriously, 140 pounds is nowhere near fat. Get a reality check. Not every girl is going to be a size 0 JUST FOR YOU.

  41. Gollygee

    I love it how supporters of this girl who’s gained probably 50 pounds since her height of success with “breakaway” about 4-5 years ago claim she’s “famous for her voice”. If she’s famous for her voice then why is it that her only really successful album came when she was extremely skinny, wore very provocative tops with her navel showing (and most of her booty)? I’ll tell you why, she was famous THEN because she was selling SEX appeal FIRST and talent second. She can’t sell “sex” looking like this, so, now she’ll have to depend on her voice but people who depend on talent alone aren’t usually “superstars” which is why she isn’t at that “superstar” level that she was when she had the “sex” to sell. Until she gets back in shape she’ll never reach superstar status again and if she’s fine with it then go ahead. Not everyone has to be a superstar and she definitely isn’t.

  42. Crest

    She needs to invest in some Crest white strips.

  43. all hail bob

    she’s a flatland,pre-fab, cardboard cut-out, propped up talent show winner sellout for corporate music, she doesn’t write her music,choreograph or develop a stage presence,assemble her band, pick her songs etc. all she has to do is sing and look OK but she can’t manage it.
    if she was self-made performer she’d get more slack. her muzac is pushed on the choice-less and musically uneducated . fact is, she’s heavy and unappealing, a plain sloppy advertisement billboard and people don’t like it when something is put in their face and saying ” this is what I am take it or leave it”. your going to get shit and deservedly so.

  44. CakeSnifferer

    Screw it, I’m convinced. She looks just awesome. The total package.

  45. NEVER BACK DOWN MAN

    stupid fat ass woman stuffing their faces full of twinkies and ding dongs because they hate their lives. put the fricken junk food down. sheesh.

    you know what i really cant stand is seeing fat women eat in public.

    ATTENTION ALL FAT WOMEN:

    YOU MAY NOT REALIZE THIS BUT WHEN YOU’RE FAT, EATING BECOMES A GROSS ACT. WHEN YOURE SITTING IN THE MALL FOOD COURT STUFFING YOUR FACE WITH A TACO, REMEMBER THIS. SKINNY WOMEN JUST LOOK NORMAL LIKE, “HEY, SHE’S EATING, OK THAT’S NORMAL” BUT WHEN YOU FAT WOMEN DO IT, ALL IT MAKES US THINK ABOUT IS HOW FAT YOU ARE, AND HOW WHILE YOU’RE EATING IT’S LIKE YOU’RE “IN YOUR ELEMENT” RIGHT AT THAT MOMENT. ESPECIALLY AT THE THEATER. DON’T EAT UTTERY POPCORN.HAVE SOME SELF RESPECT.

    Actually this goes for everyone. The theater is movie watching time, not let’s all make crunchy noises time. Popcorn shouldn’t be movie food. Either don’t eat it there, or put it into your mouth, CLOSE YOUR BIG ASS MOUTH, then proceed to chew. the crunchy noise is irritating and I literally come close to getting up and losing my cool. seriously, even if you think you’re chewing with your mouth closed, think about the very first bite. close the lips before your crunch down on it the first time. it’s not a freebie just because you just popped it into your mouth. fucking fat asses

  46. zooey

    119…. you are comparing extremes. paris hilton is not anorexic. i’m quite sure she still gets her period. i haven’t read anyone calling kelly clarkson OBESE either. to try and compare her to an ANOREXIC paris hilton and then compare the health aspects between the two weight-related disorders is ridiculous.

    read again, kelly clarkson is not obese.

    kelly clarkson has however, gained at least 40 lbs in the last year or two and this isn’t the first time she’s gained and lost large amounts of weight. she is clearly a yoyo dieter which sets a bad pattern for future obesity and heart issues.

  47. The 1 & Only Mrs. Burke

    Is this why she “Won’t Hook-Up?” OR why anyone would not want to hook-up with her?

  48. The 1 & Only Mrs. Burke

    #145 – You have WAY too much time on your hands to complain like that. You are either 80 years old or are in desperate need to get laid OR both.

  49. mamamiasweetpeaches

    She is a singer, not a FORBES model. Nobody ever tells Pavoratti not to eat. I think thats why music is so screwd up today. We rather have someone good looking prancing on stage lip synching than a chubby person who can really belt.

    Plus – I think she’s adorable.

    There are enough hoochie mama “pos stars” to ogle, leave Kelly alone if she’s comfortable in her skin!

  50. @ #139-140

    That’s why I said UNLESS IT’S LARGE BONE FRAME AND/OR MUSCLE WEIGHT, you moron. Can’t you read?
    Anyway, your idea of “very skinny” is obviously quite liberal. 138 lbs. at 5’4″, even if pure muscle, would not certainly not qualify as “very skinny” – unless perhaps it is in comparison to your own fat ass

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