Kelly Clarkson has a taste for flesh now. RUN!

July 31st, 2009 // 122 Comments

None of us are safe.

Photos: Splash News, WENN
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  1. Schadenfreudelicious

    oh Kelly…you are a talented girl, but one seriously badly dresser….you could stand to drop a few pounds, but no matter…there is a reason that the XL of that top was still hanging on the rack when you picked it up…….cause no girl that wears your size should ever attempt to squeeze herself into it! now either drop the weight or accept the bod and dress it in a way that is not painful for the rest of us to see……that said, how can such a big girl be so flat chested?…its the ultimate insult!

  2. auzzie57

    I don’t see any of you assholes makin’ the big bucks – she’s talented, leave it at that.

  3. Delgo

    Thickness

  4. goawayfattie

    @ 52 How do you know what people on this site earn?
    Why should anybody defend anybody who puts themselves in the limelight? I will not subject myself to that sort of scrutiny, ever. She WANTS to be in the limelight, and WANTS to sing. Some like to hear all excessive yodeling and consider it talent. She’s FAT, leave it at that. She seems to think that her fat rolls will endear her to her FAT friends and fans. This is a website dedicated to making fun of the superficial! There is nobody forcing her to watch her sing, or forcing me to read this site. I do it because I want to. She must love her FAT figure, and see the exact opposite of what people who have eating disorders like bulimia. How else do you explain allowing yourself to look like that? There are clothes that fit,and those that do not. With all that extra money shouldn’t she be able to get a better wardrobe and or a stylist.

  5. Jibbly Biggins

    I think she’s pretty. But I’m a woman. I don’t think a guy with that BMI would look bad either. But she’s probably obese and yes, she looked better before. I still like her either way – she’s lovely in my eyes.

  6. 2for2true

    #33 has WAAAAAAY too much time on his hands.

    Get a job or a hobby…..maybe a life….

  7. 2for2true

    #33 has WAAAAAAY too much time on his hands.

    Get a job or a hobby…..maybe a life….

  8. 2for2true

    #33 has WAAAAY too much time on his/her hands.

    Christ, get a hobby or something.

  9. Garrett's Girl

    Leave the girl alone! She is fine. She is still beautiful and as the old saying goes, “I might be fat, at least I can go on a diet, but you’ll always be ugly.”

    Not to mention to her singing pipes. So what if she’s gained some weight? She’s not lost her popularity with fans!

  10. dude

    @33 that was sum funny readin! :) kc’s def a hog and not v pretty in the face but damn if i wouldn’t hit that shit anyways! that pic of her ass holy crap work me right up!

  11. Great post here. I enjoyed reading. I will forward this post to my friends. Thanks!

  12. me

    Hugh Jass

  13. Cyn Utley

    Her ass is absolutely amazing.. I bet it smacks you back ;)

  14. she got phat

    Hey, I like a little curves going on and Kelly, you’ve said that women should have curves, but SERIOUSLY, skip the fries with that next time.

  15. farty mcshitface

    pretty sad it is. i miss the in-shape kelly clarkson. when she was in shape, she was quite attractive. it is quite apparent though that she no longer gives a shit about her appearance.
    kelly, please get back in shape. i am pulling for you hun.

  16. Venom

    Not gonna lie, I’d hit it… and like it. That said, she looked much better before she got this big, but she still has a cute face. Though if she gets any bigger I’d definately pass.

    Anyway, cute face with a booty = 2 thumbs up.

  17. The Laughing G-D

    “33: None of us IS safe. None is the subject and it is singular. ”

    Us is actually the subject, and it is plural, none is a pronoun though. Since none has the meanings “not one” and “not any,” some insist that it always be treated as a singular and be followed by a singular verb: ‘The rescue party searched for survivors, but none was found.’ However, none has been used with both singular and plural verbs since the 9th century. When the sense is “not any persons or things” (as in the example above), the plural is more common: … ‘none were found.’ You never say, “none is found,” when you are talking about more than one thing. Here, “None of us are safe,” it is clearly about several not one person. Only when none is clearly intended to mean “not one” or “not any” is it followed by a singular verb: “Of all my articles, none has received more acclaim than my latest one. ”

    **Wet fart noise**

  18. IKE

    Ever notice how chicks that are shaped like this are usually married and ones shaped like the Olsens are single much longer in life?

    We guys talk crap about how we want some skinny crack-head-model-type all the time, but being between soft “girly fat” thighs like hers just feels good. 100% women. Needless to say….I’D HIT IT! Like Albert Pujols hits a ball: hard, long, and deep.
    Whew!! Too much porn, I guess.

  19. Lawn Gnome Council

    So what, shes overweight? Aren’t most of you people from America? Statistically its likely that a lot of you are fat too. I’ve been to America a lot and may I just say that the combination of high obesity levels with extreme media body facism, cruelty about looks and plastic surgery obsession is fucking insane. Stop being such jerks to each other. You might like it.

  20. Lawn Gnome Council

    @68 I think its tragic that that is the sweetest thing I’ve ever read on thesuperficial.com. I’m not overwieght but I know my boyfriend likes my non-Olsen-like lady thighs too.

  21. hmmm?

    @68 Maybe they settle?

  22. Phil McCracken

    Damn. She fat.

  23. screamobaby

    She;s still great! Atleast this woman has some meat on her bones…unlike those other whores.

  24. The Voice of Reason

    @68: “Ever notice how chicks that are shaped like this are usually married and ones shaped like the Olsens are single much longer in life?”

    You have it backwards. It isn’t that fat chicks are married, it’s that married chicks are fat.

    Most of those fat married chicks didn’t look like that when they got married. They diet and work out until they get the guy to sign on the dotted line, then they let themselves go after the wedding, and especially after the first kid.

    The Olsen twins are single because they are multimillionaires, not because they are thin. They don’t need the thing that most American women need the most from men: their money.

  25. Annica

    Okay! First of all…..She is not HUGE! She is a girl with a bit more on the sides then “Normal” girls….! I understand that you all are FREAKING OUT since you normally are watching “The next american supermodel” because those girls are SICK!!! Then rather looking like Kelly then those girls!! Open your eyes, look at some normal looking girls and THEN JUDGE HER!!!!
    Wake up to a more realistic world people!

  26. whats the world coming to

    i think that its pretty sad that you people are so judgemental….i think theres more to life then what yall are making of it…. Maybe she just doesnt care that shes gained weight….Maybe she has a thyroid problem, who knows… I come on these type of websites to see the latest of whats going on in hollywood, but to sit here and type cruel things about someone ( ANYONE) is just ridiculous. I can probably guarantee that most, if not all of you are either 1. plumpy yourself, 2. not so attractive 3. freaking 13 years old… get a life and find something else to fixate over other then someones weight.

  27. whats the world coming to

    i think that its pretty sad that you people are so judgemental….i think theres more to life then what yall are making of it…. Maybe she just doesnt care that shes gained weight….Maybe she has a thyroid problem, who knows… I come on these type of websites to see the latest of whats going on in hollywood, but to sit here and type cruel things about someone ( ANYONE) is just ridiculous. I can probably guarantee that most, if not all of you are either 1. plumpy yourself, 2. not so attractive 3. freaking 13 years old… get a life and find something else to fixate over other then someones weight.

  28. niceeeee

    love this pic shows she gots personality in those curves, i love me a girl with meat, GO HARD GIRL MUCH LOVE FROM DOWNUNDERRRRRRRRR

    REAL MEN GO FOR REAL WOMEN

  29. J.L. Crowder

    Jeez, you people are horrible!!! She does not look that bad! Heaven forbid she does not have the body of a 12 year old boy! She is a beautiful WOMAN… Hips, curves, tummy, and all!!!

  30. spinal

    Wow, how can you gain so much weight and have your boobs stay the same size? Poor girl.

    I actually do think she looks cute at this size though, and I know for a fact that many, many men would still hit.

  31. Umm..she is NOT just a size 10 or 12. Are you crazy? Have you seen her thighs and that bum??? Believe me, there are MUCH heavier women out there (yes probably more so in America because “America is FAT”) but…I’m tellin you, that girls not a 10 or 12 lol. Maybe in those crazzzzzy expensive stores that also say I’M a size 2 LOL. Oh well, at least the girl has talent and seems to have her head on straight.

  32. bmose

    I hate to say it. but she could learn something from Brit-Brit.

  33. BLS

    @67:

    “Us” is not the subject of the sentence. “Us” is the object of the preposition “of.”

    “None” is the subject, though the whole verb agreement issue is not exactly cut-and-dried.

  34. Mama Pinkus

    that gal has a truly unfortunate figure; she looks like the Michelin Man. She needs to dress in a manner that evens her top to bottom ratio more, and certainly that will not be achieved by spray-painting her clothes on

  35. The Laughing G-D

    @83

    “I am safe” subject: I
    “The sheep is safe” subject: The sheep
    “The sheep and I are safe” subject: The sheep and I
    “We are safe” subject: We
    “None of us are safe” subject: None of us. Pronoun: None. Noun: us. The noun dictates the form of the verb, plural or singular. Since the noun indicates more than one, the verb, to be, cannot be, is, it must be, are.

    Public education has ruined this country.
    … Or perhaps you would prefer, public education is ruined this northern province of Mexico.

  36. liz

    i think everyone should leave her alone. she’s probably like a size 10 and the average woman is a size 14. back up and let the chick be NORMAL!!!!!!

    go kelly, i love you

  37. liz

    i think everyone should leave her alone. she’s probably like a size 10 and the average woman is a size 14. back up and let the chick be NORMAL!!!!!!

    go kelly, i love you

  38. ETphonehome

    Roll that walrus in flour and go for the wet spot…

  39. Um…just because the average size for a woman MAY be a 14, in no way means that it’s HEALTHY. I am not a SKINNY person myself. But come on. If there is a group of people with an average IQ of 68…and there happens to be one person with an IQ of 92…that does NOT make them a genius!!! I’m all about us women having curves and not having concaved chests with our sternums popping out. BUT it is no excuse to be overweight and gasp for air while climbing 2 flights of stairs!! I love Kelly’s music and think she’s adorable..but she is in no way healthy. Exercise people, fuck!

  40. Realist

    Walks in to the room
    Feels like a big balloon
    I said, ‘Hey girls you are beautiful’

    You take your girl
    And multiply her by four
    Now a whole lotta woman
    Needs a whole lot more

  41. losers

    everyone leaving negative comments need to go take a picture of yourself and submit it so the world can talk shit about you… she obviously doesnt care what people think , otherwise she wouldnt keep performing out in public.

  42. dude_on

    Yes she is beautiful, in a big ole plate of sausage biscuits and gravy sorta way.

  43. Dani

    Have any of you people ever thought that these photos may have been altered? Whether they have or not, it’s her business what size she is. Do all of you want someone to tell you how much weight you need to gain or lose? Americans are so into everyone else’s business that they forget themselves. I read through these comments and although I skimmed, I did not come across one comment that said these pictures may not be the real thing. I hate that only a handful of comments here are positive. Let Kelly worry about her own weight and give her something nice to read! I may be partial to her since I am from her family’s hometown. But I’m sure all of you would be the same way!

  44. Richard Wm. Narlian

    Did she devour that poor guy?How many innocent D.J.’s has Kelly digested?
    Venom~Yeah,like you would be able to get within the same room with her.
    Nit,insinuating that Kelly wouold take up the whole room-it is just YOU Venom.

  45. Richard Wm. Narlian

    Did she devour that poor guy?How many innocent D.J.’s has Kelly digested?
    Venom~Yeah,like you would be able to get within the same room with her.
    Nit,insinuating that Kelly wouold take up the whole room-it is just YOU Venom.

  46. mikeock

    I bet she could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.

  47. F. I. L. F.

    Kelly got back, anyway.

    I think this still works okay for her “that girl who won a contest” image. Just don’t turn into Rosie O’Donnell.

  48. Krys

    Kelly Clarkson is beautiful. Her voice matches her personality, body, and smile. She is not at all superficial. Kelly is real. She is just as pleasurable to look at, as she is to hear.

    To : All these degrading individuals on this page…

    It’s funny to know that you say all these things about this gorgeous and talented woman…
    But right now she is happy, and a very secure individual. If she ever were to read any of this garbage, she is laughing as she is sitting in the comfort of her well earned/high class home surrounded by her own fortune.
    She is completely above all of you…and I do not just mean financially…

  49. Orca Whale

    Are you sure she doesn’t have a taste for double quarter pounders?

  50. ariasage

    I think kelly is still a very pretty girl even with the weight gain. Shes a woman and women tend to go up and down with their weight. Its perfectly normal. I’d rather her be a little pudgy then to be bone thin with an eating disorder. & besides if shes happy wit the way she is no then shudn’t we be happy for her? It shud be about her music not her size.

    p.s.: to everyone talkin about the gammer of the sentence “None of us are safe”………who cares??

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