Kelly Clarkson celebrates Easter in Bahamas

April 19th, 2006 // 480 Comments
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  1. Voracious

    For everyone having a titty attack:

    1. Calm the fuck down.

    2. Sorry but the bitch is BUSTED from the waist down, and from the neck up. She is so unproportioned and it just looks bad. Deal with it.

  2. Ashlee

    #77 – Italian Stallion it’s not “Canadien” it’s Canadian.

    #81 – It’s not “Canadia” it’s Canada.

    And – no she’s not Canadian. Just think for a second – she was an “American Idol”. American Idol’s are…….. American. And, for your information America is a fatter country than Canada. And I agree with many of the posts – her body is not hot – but she is also not fat – just not very shapely.

  3. Ashlee

    #77 – Italian Stallion it’s not “Canadien” it’s Canadian.

    #81 – It’s not “Canadia” it’s Canada.

    And – no she’s not Canadian. Just think for a second – she was an “American Idol”. American Idol’s are…….. American. And, for your information America is a fatter country than Canada. And I agree with many of the posts – her body is not hot – but she is also not fat – just not very shapely.

  4. Voracious

    For everyone having a titty attack:

    1. Calm the fuck down.

    2. Sorry but the bitch is BUSTED from the waist down, and from the neck up. She is so unproportioned and it just looks bad. Deal with it.

  5. Voracious

    P.S. when did it become cool to settle for “normal” or “average”

  6. CruisingForCock

    Everytime ASHLEE #103 passes a mirror, she must repeat her OCD mantra 90 times before she can step away. “I am not hot. I am not fat. I am shapely. I am not hot. I am not fat. I am shapely”

  7. FriarTuck

    #105 the same time it became okay for kids to play in sporting events with no winner or loser, “everyone wins just for trying” I hate soccer moms…

  8. lalaland

    Boo Superficial. Lets see some pictures of the male stars that are less than perfect so we can make fun of them. Bring back Jude so we can make fun of his lack of manhood. Come on. I am bored with this “She’s FAT” “She’s too skinny” stuff. No one is perfect so let the ladies rest and bring on the beer guts and balding men!! Shake it up!

  9. lalaland

    Boo Superficial. Lets see some pictures of the male stars that are less than perfect so we can make fun of them. Bring back Jude so we can make fun of his lack of manhood. Come on. I am bored with this “She’s FAT” “She’s too skinny” stuff. No one is perfect so let the ladies rest and bring on the beer guts and balding men!! Shake it up!

  10. crazylittledancer

    Land-Man, I’d simply adore a picture of you. I bet you’re a big ol’ fat heart attack waiting to happen. Oh, and I hope it does – we don’t need people like you on this earth.

    Screw ALL OF YOU who think Kelly is anything but normal. I’m defending her and I don’t even like the girl.

  11. xogirly84

    i bet Land-man and Fisher55 are the type of guys who can’t get any woman, fat or thin, so they reduces themselves to jacking off to maxim in an attempt to fill their lonely, sexless lives. that would explain their fascination with anorexic chicks–that’s all you see in maxim. oh, and you both probably weigh 300 lbs. each. just a guess.

  12. VeroMango

    ‘”Because of food, I use astroglide to get my bikini on.”

    “Because of food, I can’t stray to far from McDonalds.”

    “Because of food, my boyfriend makes me have sex with a bag on.”

    “Because of foooooood.”

    “I will alwaysssss………be…….Meganharris.”‘

    BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! man, i can’t stop going back to that… classic, stallion…

  13. Land-Man

    I’m a big stud actually. Why don’t you fatties eat a grenade and take out as many fatties as you can. We don’t need fatties on this earth.

  14. tits_on_snack

    air-cock.

    priceless.

    anyway…

  15. spatz

    Land man love the big veiny cock

  16. Fisher55

    #111: honey, i don’t do women, but if i did, it certainly wouldn’t be with that fucking slob. now go pretend you’re not fat and shut the fuck up : )

  17. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    When are women gonna learn? Ladies, it’s NEVER okay to eat, unless A) you throw it up B) it is a 9 oz carb-free fruit smoothie (just to keep you from dying) or C)it is a cock. Those are the rules. Obey them if you want to live with the rest of us.

  18. Kathleen

    I dont think she looks horrible, but she sure looks different compared to her latest video

  19. Fisher55

    No, no, no: it’s perfectly okay for women to eat, but just not if they want to feel sexy or desirable.

  20. biatcho

    Oh my christ Ashlee. Not only do you have one of my least favorite names for dumb chicks but you really are fucking dumb to boot.
    Oh boot.. that reminds me… I need to lace up my Doc Martens (cause I’m a raging lezbot according to heiferrzz) and kick your ass with them for your retarded-ass comments. Shut fuck up!

    And I don’t know what this Land-Man is but he is not funny, makes an asshole out of himself on purpose to get attention & should be ignored so hopefully fuckboy will go away. I really can’t stand that little hoser.

  21. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    If you’re not sexy or desireable should you be allowed to live among those who are? I think not. Let’s put them in some kind of lead canister and drop them into the ocean, and for fun we’ll give them 2 1/2 hours of oxygen and 300 breakfast burritos. That’s what you get for not playing by the rules.

  22. mushmouth

    Perfect…while I’m doing Avril I’ll visualize this in my mind so I can last longer!!

  23. Jacq

    #102 – Of course it’s Canadia, where were you during geology? No one’s saying she’s Canadien, we just want her to go there.
    You might be able to clear this up for me:
    Is a Canadian indian the same thing as an eskimo?

    #81 – BigJim is the name of his boyfriend. “BigJim”s name is actually Micropenis.

    #88 – A skinny girl makes an erection and a fat girl gives you a chubby, makes semen – oops, sense – to me.

    And finally, LandMan. You sonofa bee-yoch. We all know that you are a mysoginist. We all know that we don’t like you. We all know that you have a webbed miropenis and couldn’t get an ant bicycle around a dime. But do you seriously hate women so much that you had to invent control-top pantyhose, you sick bastard? The next time that you come out from between my kitchen cabinets and the wall, I’m gonna squash you flatter than MeganHarris’ ass.

  24. Jacq

    #102 – Of course it’s Canadia, where were you during geology? No one’s saying she’s Canadien, we just want her to go there.
    You might be able to clear this up for me:
    Is a Canadian indian the same thing as an eskimo?

    #81 – BigJim is the name of his boyfriend. “BigJim”s name is actually Micropenis.

    #88 – A skinny girl makes an erection and a fat girl gives you a chubby, makes semen – oops, sense – to me.

    And finally, LandMan. You sonofa bee-yoch. We all know that you are a mysoginist. We all know that we don’t like you. We all know that you have a webbed miropenis and couldn’t get an ant bicycle around a dime. But do you seriously hate women so much that you had to invent control-top pantyhose, you sick bastard? The next time that you come out from between my kitchen cabinets and the wall, I’m gonna squash you flatter than MeganHarris’ ass.

  25. crazylittledancer

    Amen, biatcho (#120). Thanks for the reminder.

  26. Land-Man

    I’m 6″4 and look like a male model, and I got a big unit, so fuck u. Everuybody loves me biotch, just not u, so fuck u too.

  27. Land-Man

    I’m 6″4 and look like a male model, and I got a big unit, so fuck u. Everuybody loves me biotch, just not u, so fuck u too.

  28. Land-Man

    I’m 6″4 and look like a male model, and I got a big unit, so fuck u. Everuybody loves me biotch, just not u, so fuck u too.

  29. Land-Man

    I’m 6″4 and look like a male model, and I got a big unit, so fuck u. Everuybody loves me biotch, just not u, so fuck u too.

  30. Land-Man

    I’m 6″4 and look like a male model, and I got a big unit, so fuck u. Everuybody loves me biotch, just not u, so fuck u too.

  31. Land-Man

    I’m 6″4 and look like a male model, and I got a big unit, so fuck u. Everuybody loves me biotch, just not u, so fuck u too.

  32. Land-Man

    I’m 6″4 and look like a male model, and I got a big unit, so fuck u. Everuybody loves me biotch, just not u, so fuck u too.

  33. jugsgirl

    Dammit Jacq-

    Don’t let Land-Man get to you, shes been trying to get someone riled up for a few days now. You are better than her, shes not smart enough to invent controltop pantyhose anyway.

  34. spatz

    i wish land-man would commit suicide. hang yourself with tom cruises cock. cause you love the big fat cock. LMLTC

  35. NewGuy

    I love your stutter.

    Fag.

  36. jugsgirl

    “I’m 6″4 and look like a male model, and I got a big unit, so fuck u. Everuybody loves me biotch, just not u, so fuck u too.”

    If you keep chanting it, maybe your wish will come true.

  37. Land-Man

    fucking server

  38. krisdylee

    Wow, her ass to tits ration is really screwed.

  39. krisdylee

    Ratio… RATIO… sorry

  40. krisdylee

    Land-Man, I think your mommy is calling you in for dinner.

  41. krisdylee

    Land-Man, I think your mommy is calling you in for dinner.

  42. krisdylee

    Land-Man, I think your mommy is calling you in for dinner.

  43. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    AAAAAHHHHHHKELLYCLARKSON!!!!
    I can’t believe no one said it yet.
    I am so awesome.

  44. DonLes91

    This shit is hilarious. I love it when posters bash each other not knowing WTF anybody looks like.

    And I agree with #2. Fat chicks rule!

  45. jennah

    it’s pathetic how 98% of you pieces of shit are 3x more ugly than she is, and yet you’re STILL talking shit.

    kelly OBVIOUSLY dosen’t have a gut OR lovehandles or whatever else you pro-anorexia morons think you see. yeah, she looks pretty horrid without makeup and she dosen’t have any tits but i don’t see any of YOU on the cover of Vogue or making millions doing what she does – looking pretty & singing. why don’t you ugly fucks go eat an entire pizza then barf it up? you don’t have to be a sexy bitch to go out in public. but you kids obviously think you do cause you’re ALL INSIDE. kill yourselves. please.

    and i’m sure some of you junkies on here who are constantly refreshing this website to see who else writes will spew “oh, well, you’re fat too”, i really don’t give a damn cause i’m not and i don’t care if you think i am. just know you’ll be looking like a moron..deal.

  46. lesleyannf

    ahh #44 Stallion – thats the best laugh I’ve had in like, a billion years. I Heart You.

    Since she’s “famous” and will probably have tons of money, why doesn’t she get some liposuction? That way they can use the fat they suck out of her ass to create some boobs for her… and build a couple of fat kids while they’re at it.

  47. biatcho

    um like, Hi. (giggles). My Name is, uh-huh (giggles) Jenah, with, like an H cause I like to be different. I think that too many, like, girlz act too much alike so, like, I thought I would put the H in my name, you know?
    Umm, I like baby seals & oil stickers cause, like, when you touch them they chnage colors & stuff. And my favorite color is 9.

  48. lesleyannf

    #44 Stallion – best laugh I’ve had in like, a billion years. I Heart You!

    Seriously tho, since she’s famous and will probably have a ton of money, she should get some liposuction. That way they can use the fat they suck out of her ass and thighs to create her some boobs… and a couple of fat kids while they’re at it…

  49. spatz

    HEY!!! jennah. stop using kill yourself. thats mine!!!!!
    you suck

    i actually dont think she looks bad, however. this is the superficial. its obvious you are devoid of a sense of humour and lack the ability to pick up on sarcasm. and your stupid.

  50. spatz

    HEY!!! jennah. stop using kill yourself. thats mine!!!!!
    you suck

    i actually dont think she looks bad, however. this is the superficial. its obvious you are devoid of a sense of humour and lack the ability to pick up on sarcasm. and your stupid.

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