Kelly Carlson in a bikini

June 7th, 2009 // 64 Comments

Here’s Kelly Carlson wearing a bikini on the set of Nip/Tuck. If this episode doesn’t win 2,500 Emmys, I’m never watching TV again. (With the exception of Ice Road Truckers. I’m just a man, dammit!)

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  1. ddff

    WHAT AN ASS!! FIRST TOO SNATCHES!

  2. Long Duck Dong

    FIRST!!

  3. Long Duck Dong

    Actually, I mis-read the caption and thought this was Kelly Clarkson

    Even the Superficial wouldn’t do that!!

  4. ddff

    HAHA YOU GOT BEAT YOU SNATCH!!

  5. Long Duck Dong

    I actually thought the caption said Kelly Clarkson at first

    Even the Superficial wouldn’t subject us to that

  6. Tim Buck II

    Water looks nippy!

  7. Alli Watermelon

    I don’t know who this is, but she has an amazing body and a very pretty face! I like her bikini too :)

  8. Akiyama

    @6 I too read it as Kelly Clarkson and was like “Wait.. what?”

  9. Darth

    She looks pretty good!

  10. Damn I could’ve squeeze some hating materials from Kelly Clarkson but this is to be desired…she looks like a 7 1/2 years younger Diane Lane…

  11. Pilatunes

    Good to know that at least one famous women hasn’t lost a step. I’ve always thought she was just awesome, from head to toe.

  12. Danny

    She is undeniably fine, that’s for sure.

  13. Groucho

    I remember her from “Starship Troopers” where she did a topless scene. Too bad she was drenched in blood during that scene, but man she was fine.

  14. Groucho

    That should be “Starship Troopers 2: Hero of the federation”

  15. g_girl

    Holy crap!!! That is exactly what i’ve been going for (for the last two years).

  16. ToTellTheTruth

    Another flat assed white bitch. Wow.

  17. I CALL kelly A WHORE IN THE BODY OF THIS MESSAGE

    Orgasm face in pic #2

  18. Laura

    She could use some nip/tuck on her ass, that’s for sure

  19. mikeock

    If I close my eyes and really think about it, I can hear her vulva calling me.

  20. Funeral Guy

    I have no idea who this chick is, but her hard nips are definitely giving me a chubby.

  21. better

    She looks like she’s softened up a lot. She used to be so muscular on the show, it was man-ish. She looks so much better now!
    And #17, flat ass?? Are you blind?

  22. Kati

    Why are her arms so short and midgety?

  23. poof

    Kelly Clarckson never looked hotter

  24. wildelk27

    Can no one else see her moustache????? (pic #1)

  25. ri

    #23 – because she’s drawing her shoulders up because that water is probably wicked cold.

    she is so toned and hot. i want it.

  26. …….NEXT TIME A FAGGOT, folks?

  27. blankie

    whew, I thought it said Kelly Clarkson. My eyes were prepared for death.

  28. She looks good in a bikini.

  29. Steve

    This woman is spectacular!!

  30. Fegirst

    I can’t believe anyone still uses film cameras. (#4)

  31. Fuck U

    Pic #2,
    That’s how she looks when my cock is in her mouth.#’s 3 and 13, is after.

  32. Fuck U

    Pic 17 too. Fuck that whore.

  33. Hash

    My penis just threw up. In the good way. :3

  34. NastyBedazzler

    At first I thought it said Kelly Clarkson and it was blowing my mind for a good ten seconds.

    Whoopsies.

  35. Courtyardpigeon

    I will state for the record, that yes, yes I would hit that like Ike hit Tina.

  36. friendlyfires

    Oh, I’ve got a boner, and it’s okay
    I take it outside to meet the day
    My boner shakes hands and stirs martinis
    And I have to thank Kelly Carlson in a bikini
    In my little black book all their names I gottem
    Women gay or straight wanna ride my pole from top to bottom

    Oh I’ve got a boner It’s big and hard to hide
    It’s so huge it’s got a zip code and it’s nationwide

  37. It did say “Kelly Clarkson” They have since changed the caption!

  38. Truth Doctor

    meaty vag FTW

  39. Amy

    Her body has become my inspiration. She’s the perfect weight and perfectly toned. Now if I could just stop eating these delicious Oreos….

  40. BostonBunny

    I always thought she was so pretty….she could do some more squats to bring that ass up a bit but other then that very nice!!!!

  41. tat

    haha i thought it was kelly clarkson :)

  42. Duke Steele

    Kelly Carlson in a bikini? Yes. Britney Spears topless? NOOOOOOO!!

  43. Hah. The Kelly Clarkson Double Take.
    I saw in the checkout line about 2 hrs ago that Clarkson weighs 170 lbs. I thought, “Shit, where’d it all go?”.

  44. Sesquania

    I don’t understand some of the comments about Kelly Carlson’s body.” How gorgeous, hot,spectacular”, and some of the vulgar comments as well. Yes she looks okay and is toned in places, but I’ve seen a lot better, I think these guys haven’t seen much in a while or they’re blind.
    In pictures 1, 2, and 6, as well as others, you can clearly see she has no shape. Straight up and down. No curves. Built like a boy, except for her chest of course.
    In the full size pictures 8 and 19 of her, there is no mistaken she not only has a flat rear, but it’s saggy too. She could hold a pencil or two under her saggy bottom.
    Still she looks okay…Just think some who viewd her pics are men looking at a woman in a bikini– and that alone gets them wowed.
    And why all the hating on Kelly Clarkson? She’s talented and pretty,

  45. Sesquania

    I don’t understand some of the comments about Kelly Carlson’s body.” How gorgeous, hot,spectacular”, and some of the vulgar comments as well. Yes she looks okay and is toned in places, but I’ve seen a lot better, I think these guys haven’t seen much in a while or they’re blind.
    In pictures 1, 2, and 6, as well as others, you can clearly see she has no shape. Straight up and down. No curves. Built like a boy, except for her chest of course.
    In the full size pictures 8 and 19 of her, there is no mistaken she not only has a flat rear, but it’s saggy too. She could hold a pencil or two under her saggy bottom.
    Still she looks okay…Just think some who viewd her pics are men looking at a woman in a bikini– and that alone gets them wowed.
    And why all the hating on Kelly Clarkson? She’s talented and pretty,

  46. ballsdeep

    Pretty doesn’t cut it on this site @45

    Her body is amazing, albeit it lacks curves but who really cares when it looks that good.

    So I’m at work on a Monday morning with a boner, actually contemplating sneaking off to the toilets to relieve myself.

  47. :B

    oh YAH!

    POOR ugly lady. With her flat ass and her ::yawwwwnnnnnnnn:: man figure.

    Gee I’m so glad I look 80 times better!!!111!!!!!!! and so do all the people who think for themselves by disagreeing with what’s popular, automatically!!!!

    Wow, SUCH rebels.

  48. Turkey’s done I see…

  49. havoc

    If you watch Nip/Tuck you know how fucking hot this chick is.

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