Here’s Kelly Carlson wearing a bikini on the set of Nip/Tuck. If this episode doesn’t win 2,500 Emmys, I’m never watching TV again. (With the exception of Ice Road Truckers. I’m just a man, dammit!)
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ddff | June 7, 2009 at 11:43 am
WHAT AN ASS!! FIRST TOO SNATCHES!
Long Duck Dong | June 7, 2009 at 11:43 am
FIRST!!
Long Duck Dong | June 7, 2009 at 11:45 am
Actually, I mis-read the caption and thought this was Kelly Clarkson
Even the Superficial wouldn’t do that!!
White | June 7, 2009 at 11:46 am
Woah,
ddff | June 7, 2009 at 11:47 am
HAHA YOU GOT BEAT YOU SNATCH!!
Long Duck Dong | June 7, 2009 at 11:49 am
I actually thought the caption said Kelly Clarkson at first
Even the Superficial wouldn’t subject us to that
Tim Buck II | June 7, 2009 at 11:51 am
Water looks nippy!
Alli Watermelon | June 7, 2009 at 11:51 am
I don’t know who this is, but she has an amazing body and a very pretty face! I like her bikini too :)
Akiyama | June 7, 2009 at 12:06 pm
@6 I too read it as Kelly Clarkson and was like “Wait.. what?”
Darth | June 7, 2009 at 12:07 pm
She looks pretty good!
whats eating ROUGH daddy | June 7, 2009 at 12:14 pm
Damn I could’ve squeeze some hating materials from Kelly Clarkson but this is to be desired…she looks like a 7 1/2 years younger Diane Lane…
Pilatunes | June 7, 2009 at 12:23 pm
Good to know that at least one famous women hasn’t lost a step. I’ve always thought she was just awesome, from head to toe.
Danny | June 7, 2009 at 12:25 pm
She is undeniably fine, that’s for sure.
Groucho | June 7, 2009 at 12:56 pm
I remember her from “Starship Troopers” where she did a topless scene. Too bad she was drenched in blood during that scene, but man she was fine.
Groucho | June 7, 2009 at 12:57 pm
That should be “Starship Troopers 2: Hero of the federation”
g_girl | June 7, 2009 at 12:58 pm
Holy crap!!! That is exactly what i’ve been going for (for the last two years).
ToTellTheTruth | June 7, 2009 at 1:11 pm
Another flat assed white bitch. Wow.
I CALL kelly A WHORE IN THE BODY OF THIS MESSAGE | June 7, 2009 at 1:12 pm
Orgasm face in pic #2
Laura | June 7, 2009 at 1:55 pm
She could use some nip/tuck on her ass, that’s for sure
mikeock | June 7, 2009 at 1:59 pm
If I close my eyes and really think about it, I can hear her vulva calling me.
Funeral Guy | June 7, 2009 at 2:00 pm
I have no idea who this chick is, but her hard nips are definitely giving me a chubby.
better | June 7, 2009 at 2:29 pm
She looks like she’s softened up a lot. She used to be so muscular on the show, it was man-ish. She looks so much better now!
And #17, flat ass?? Are you blind?
Kati | June 7, 2009 at 2:41 pm
Why are her arms so short and midgety?
poof | June 7, 2009 at 2:43 pm
Kelly Clarckson never looked hotter
wildelk27 | June 7, 2009 at 2:53 pm
Can no one else see her moustache????? (pic #1)
ri | June 7, 2009 at 2:54 pm
#23 – because she’s drawing her shoulders up because that water is probably wicked cold.
she is so toned and hot. i want it.
gerard vandenberg | June 7, 2009 at 3:06 pm
…….NEXT TIME A FAGGOT, folks?
blankie | June 7, 2009 at 3:13 pm
whew, I thought it said Kelly Clarkson. My eyes were prepared for death.
Johnson | June 7, 2009 at 3:21 pm
She looks good in a bikini.
Steve | June 7, 2009 at 3:25 pm
This woman is spectacular!!
Fegirst | June 7, 2009 at 3:35 pm
I can’t believe anyone still uses film cameras. (#4)
Fuck U | June 7, 2009 at 3:49 pm
Pic #2,
That’s how she looks when my cock is in her mouth.#’s 3 and 13, is after.
Fuck U | June 7, 2009 at 3:55 pm
Pic 17 too. Fuck that whore.
Hash | June 7, 2009 at 4:09 pm
My penis just threw up. In the good way. :3
NastyBedazzler | June 7, 2009 at 4:11 pm
At first I thought it said Kelly Clarkson and it was blowing my mind for a good ten seconds.
Whoopsies.
Courtyardpigeon | June 7, 2009 at 4:20 pm
I will state for the record, that yes, yes I would hit that like Ike hit Tina.
friendlyfires | June 7, 2009 at 5:26 pm
Oh, I’ve got a boner, and it’s okay
I take it outside to meet the day
My boner shakes hands and stirs martinis
And I have to thank Kelly Carlson in a bikini
In my little black book all their names I gottem
Women gay or straight wanna ride my pole from top to bottom
Oh I’ve got a boner It’s big and hard to hide
It’s so huge it’s got a zip code and it’s nationwide
kim maguire | June 7, 2009 at 5:53 pm
It did say “Kelly Clarkson” They have since changed the caption!
Truth Doctor | June 7, 2009 at 9:45 pm
meaty vag FTW
Amy | June 7, 2009 at 10:59 pm
Her body has become my inspiration. She’s the perfect weight and perfectly toned. Now if I could just stop eating these delicious Oreos….
BostonBunny | June 7, 2009 at 11:08 pm
I always thought she was so pretty….she could do some more squats to bring that ass up a bit but other then that very nice!!!!
tat | June 7, 2009 at 11:50 pm
haha i thought it was kelly clarkson :)
Duke Steele | June 8, 2009 at 12:31 am
Kelly Carlson in a bikini? Yes. Britney Spears topless? NOOOOOOO!!
Narcissist | June 8, 2009 at 6:16 am
Hah. The Kelly Clarkson Double Take.
I saw in the checkout line about 2 hrs ago that Clarkson weighs 170 lbs. I thought, “Shit, where’d it all go?”.
Sesquania | June 8, 2009 at 6:18 am
I don’t understand some of the comments about Kelly Carlson’s body.” How gorgeous, hot,spectacular”, and some of the vulgar comments as well. Yes she looks okay and is toned in places, but I’ve seen a lot better, I think these guys haven’t seen much in a while or they’re blind.
In pictures 1, 2, and 6, as well as others, you can clearly see she has no shape. Straight up and down. No curves. Built like a boy, except for her chest of course.
In the full size pictures 8 and 19 of her, there is no mistaken she not only has a flat rear, but it’s saggy too. She could hold a pencil or two under her saggy bottom.
Still she looks okay…Just think some who viewd her pics are men looking at a woman in a bikini– and that alone gets them wowed.
And why all the hating on Kelly Clarkson? She’s talented and pretty,
Sesquania | June 8, 2009 at 6:19 am
I don’t understand some of the comments about Kelly Carlson’s body.” How gorgeous, hot,spectacular”, and some of the vulgar comments as well. Yes she looks okay and is toned in places, but I’ve seen a lot better, I think these guys haven’t seen much in a while or they’re blind.
In pictures 1, 2, and 6, as well as others, you can clearly see she has no shape. Straight up and down. No curves. Built like a boy, except for her chest of course.
In the full size pictures 8 and 19 of her, there is no mistaken she not only has a flat rear, but it’s saggy too. She could hold a pencil or two under her saggy bottom.
Still she looks okay…Just think some who viewd her pics are men looking at a woman in a bikini– and that alone gets them wowed.
And why all the hating on Kelly Clarkson? She’s talented and pretty,
ballsdeep | June 8, 2009 at 6:47 am
Pretty doesn’t cut it on this site @45
Her body is amazing, albeit it lacks curves but who really cares when it looks that good.
So I’m at work on a Monday morning with a boner, actually contemplating sneaking off to the toilets to relieve myself.
:B | June 8, 2009 at 7:08 am
oh YAH!
POOR ugly lady. With her flat ass and her ::yawwwwnnnnnnnn:: man figure.
Gee I’m so glad I look 80 times better!!!111!!!!!!! and so do all the people who think for themselves by disagreeing with what’s popular, automatically!!!!
Wow, SUCH rebels.
RichPort's Ghost | June 8, 2009 at 9:00 am
Turkey’s done I see…
havoc | June 8, 2009 at 10:58 am
If you watch Nip/Tuck you know how fucking hot this chick is.