Kelly Brook wearing lingerie

August 28th, 2009 // 149 Comments

Kelly Brook poses for the October issue of Loaded, and I always pictured her as someone too classy for a men’s magazine. But upon closer inspection this is exactly where she belongs. Along with my face as a decorative ski mask. “Sir, you’re supposed to go down the slopes, not lay face first in the snow moaning like a wounded tiger.” “Go ‘way.”

That’s the life.

Photos: Loaded
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  2. rob

    How many times is Loaded going to recycle these pics. There at least a year old… Kelly is hot!! and all but stop passing these off as new.

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  4. Dee Snuts

    @ 88/89/90

    Okay, we get it. You’re a hatchet-faced hunchback with a sloped forehead, a giant blubbery fupa, and a bucktoothed, gummy smile. Go skip your jealous ass over to plussizedandfugly.com and leave the big kids on the Fish alone. Besides, your giant, sausage-like fingers are causing you to triple post, and we don’t appreciate that shit ’round here.

  5. Heidi Hole

    # 79 FTW !!!!

  6. H_Chick

    She is very beautiful. The pic’s have been extremely tastefully done (its possible for a picture to be extremely provocative with out the camera staring right up someones snatch!) and I think the jealous naysayers just need to accept that she is a very natural looking beauty. Doesnt matter if the pics are three years old. She has a nice body – it looks firm and smooth without being scrawny and emaciated like Madonna, for instance who has obviously got “lean and sexy” confused with “the living dead”.
    Well done Fish! < (((><

  7. Wow! So gorgeous lady..

  8. aie aie mama mia

    c’est un block !

    i wish i could reincarnate myself as kelly’s bra

  9. gotmilk?

    you are right, she looks amazing (minus her face) when her doughiness is all photoshopped away.

  10. me09

    HEY # 104 …. WHY TALK ABOUT URSELF THAT WAY ??? IM SURE YOU ARE SOME SMELLY , LONELY , PERVERT THAT HAS TO GOOGLE PUSSY JUST FOR THE SAKE OF GETTIN SUM !!!! ME JEALOUS …NOT EVEN CLOSE ,,, I AM VERY SECURE IN WHO I AM , I HAVE A WONDERFUL FIANCE AND BEAUTIFUL FAMILY , THERE IS MORE TO MY LIFE THAN YOU COULD EVER DREAM OF HAVING HONEY !!!! I FEEL VERY SORRY FOR ALL THE PERVERTS ON HERE THAT HAVE TO GO TO BED EVERY NITE ALONE AND ONLY WISH THEY HAD SOMEONE NEXT TO THEM THAT LOOKS EVEN 1/2 AS DECENT AS THIS CHICK !!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO JACK OFF SOMEWHERE ELSE PERV !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS FOR # 104

  11. me09

    HEY # 104 …. WHY TALK ABOUT URSELF THAT WAY ??? IM SURE YOU ARE SOME SMELLY , LONELY , PERVERT THAT HAS TO GOOGLE PUSSY JUST FOR THE SAKE OF GETTIN SUM !!!! ME JEALOUS …NOT EVEN CLOSE ,,, I AM VERY SECURE IN WHO I AM , I HAVE A WONDERFUL FIANCE AND BEAUTIFUL FAMILY , THERE IS MORE TO MY LIFE THAN YOU COULD EVER DREAM OF HAVING HONEY !!!! I FEEL VERY SORRY FOR ALL THE PERVERTS ON HERE THAT HAVE TO GO TO BED EVERY NITE ALONE AND ONLY WISH THEY HAD SOMEONE NEXT TO THEM THAT LOOKS EVEN 1/2 AS DECENT AS THIS CHICK !!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO JACK OFF SOMEWHERE ELSE PERV !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS FOR # 104

  12. me09

    HEY # 104 …. WHY TALK ABOUT URSELF THAT WAY ??? IM SURE YOU ARE SOME SMELLY , LONELY , PERVERT THAT HAS TO GOOGLE PUSSY JUST FOR THE SAKE OF GETTIN SUM !!!! ME JEALOUS …NOT EVEN CLOSE ,,, I AM VERY SECURE IN WHO I AM , I HAVE A WONDERFUL FIANCE AND BEAUTIFUL FAMILY , THERE IS MORE TO MY LIFE THAN YOU COULD EVER DREAM OF HAVING HONEY !!!! I FEEL VERY SORRY FOR ALL THE PERVERTS ON HERE THAT HAVE TO GO TO BED EVERY NITE ALONE AND ONLY WISH THEY HAD SOMEONE NEXT TO THEM THAT LOOKS EVEN 1/2 AS DECENT AS THIS CHICK !!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO JACK OFF SOMEWHERE ELSE PERV !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS FOR # 104

  13. me09

    HEY # 104 …. WHY TALK ABOUT URSELF THAT WAY ??? IM SURE YOU ARE SOME SMELLY , LONELY , PERVERT THAT HAS TO GOOGLE PUSSY JUST FOR THE SAKE OF GETTIN SUM !!!! ME JEALOUS …NOT EVEN CLOSE ,,, I AM VERY SECURE IN WHO I AM , I HAVE A WONDERFUL FIANCE AND BEAUTIFUL FAMILY , THERE IS MORE TO MY LIFE THAN YOU COULD EVER DREAM OF HAVING HONEY !!!! I FEEL VERY SORRY FOR ALL THE PERVERTS ON HERE THAT HAVE TO GO TO BED EVERY NITE ALONE AND ONLY WISH THEY HAD SOMEONE NEXT TO THEM THAT LOOKS EVEN 1/2 AS DECENT AS THIS CHICK !!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO JACK OFF SOMEWHERE ELSE PERV !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS FOR # 104

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  15. ha

    @111-115

    How about hang out with your “wonderful fiancee and beautiful family” instead of annoying everyone online with your all-caps, quintuple post. Go away, you clearly don’t like it here.

  16. JoeJack

    Amazing body AND the perfect belly button for the money shot.

  17. Five Alive

    “26. Christina – August 28, 2009 5:24 PM

    Oh look, its an attractive woman.”

    Oh look, a jealous cunt.

  18. A.M.R.

    No woman epitomizes “curvy” better than her…. oh my god. Want.

  19. haider

    kelly is hot, hot, hot, but she ain’t as hot as me

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  21. EuroNeckPain

    Picture#5 is fantastic.
    Thank you !!!!!

  22. Dee Snuts

    #111-115

    Fuck off, tubby. I love how you preach to “grow up and get a life” and you spend all your time reading and posting on this site.

    And by reading your ALL CAPS “I-know-you-are-but-what-am-I” style post, I’m guessing you’re still in high school, or you have suffered some sort of severe brain injury.

    …Actually, it all adds up now… you’re one of them inbred cavewomen types, living in a backwoods mississippi trailer park somewhere where the mailman has trouble figuring out where to put your SSI check, and your “fiance” is your stepdad “J.D.” who owns the local garage/junkyard. (your Momma died from The Diabeetus, back when you was 15 and pregnant with Brandine.)

    Yep. I know you– I saw you in Deliverance. Say “hi” to your banjo playing brother for me.

    PS. You won’t quintuple post if you put the bag of Pork Rinds down first.

  23. Hella

    Okay they are man made boobs, and its sooooo in ur face fake…………….but helll she is HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT and her legs god damn!!!!!!!!

  24. Gando

    It looks allright to me.A bit (Kim) Kardashian like but then with stretched legs.

  25. Nero

    It looks a good girl to me!?

  26. Darth

    Pretty nice tan.

  27. Galtacticus

    A bit Katie Price like but then with a bum and hips.

  28. Billy Boy

    WOW ! She is way out of my league !

  29. holy

    pic #1 made me beat off for the first time in months.

  30. m0ng00se

    Where can I buy the kit??

  31. m0ng00se

    Where can I buy the kit??

  32. Wooooow….Great Picture…Thanks for sharing….

  33. Jake B

    I see all you peeps busting chops for talking about laying pipe on here, and how good the lady looks, but you all now you would be like bustin it out and talking about all night, but in theory all night would be 2 minutes, and you would either have to get a hammer out and hit it or get some viagra, the sad thing is I would be right there with yah saying damn did that just happen, WTF!

  34. arealcad

    Some guy, somewhere was sick of her shit and hit something else.

    In the meantime, I’d give her a dirt pipe milkshake.

  35. 77

    Hey 77: if all women should look like Kelly Brook, then all men should look like Daniel Craig: muscles, jawline and all. Obviously, if you can’t achieve Daniel Craig’s perfect body, then you’re a failure in life. Also, you should have at least an 8 inch penis and make at least $100,000/year. Just saying.

  36. missywissy

    I think she’s purdy.

    anybody else getting trojans on their computer besides me after visiting this website? ah, and I’m back for more! sweet addiction!

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    The man who under 39 years old:do not click!!!

  38. chelsea

    A bad site for rich men to seek sexy girls.
    http://www.Sugarloves.Com
    The man who under 39 years old:do not click!!!

  39. His body is so soft to bend.

  40. M.C.T.C.

    Does anyone else get creeped out when magazines put sheer bras on women, then photoshop out their nipples? I feel like I’m looking at some sort of sexy android. Sure, she’s making amorous eyes at me now, but later tonight she’ll be harvesting my electrolytes to power her cold, mechanical core.

    P.S. — @77: I sincerely doubt that you are attractive enough yourself to make such a claim.

  41. Her people really know how to fix her up. She should be with her people 24/7.

    @ 67 – 8 P

  42. how is a page three girl “classy”??

    google “page three”

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  44. John

    *fapfapfap*

  45. kbfan

    What I would like to cross on her body

  46. Amazing body and it’s a perfect belly button for the money shot.

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