Kelly Brook wearing lingerie

August 28th, 2009 // 149 Comments

Kelly Brook poses for the October issue of Loaded, and I always pictured her as someone too classy for a men’s magazine. But upon closer inspection this is exactly where she belongs. Along with my face as a decorative ski mask. “Sir, you’re supposed to go down the slopes, not lay face first in the snow moaning like a wounded tiger.” “Go ‘way.”

That’s the life.

Photos: Loaded
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  1. Josh

    These are literally over a year old.

  2. jtwhite

    sooo hot!
    check this blog – all about hot models
    http://www.Madamal.com
    It is 2 legit. 2 legit 2 quit.

  3. Very beautiful lady.

  4. Elisa

    What a fucking bitch!
    Sorry, I don’t say that because she is… but only because I’m soooo jealous and envious of her body!

  5. lola

    These pictures all look incredibly fake. She is an attractive woman IMO

  6. sonia

    her boobs are real and not fake. it’s a shame such a beautiful woman like this is posing in such a brutal magazine as Loaded. She deserves better magazines than some guy jack off mag.

  7. Crapcakes

    It’s funny, isn’t this the girl everyone here called saggy tits when she was on the beach topless? Now you think she’s hot… hippocryte. Hippocrate? Hypocrite? There. That’s it. Fuckers.

  8. Robot

    @49
    This is a photo shoot it’s not real. Girls don’t walk around in bras 3 times smaller on a normal basis or they would end up with major problems. But during a short photo shoot in front of a camera is fine. It’s just for show because it looks better. It’s just like the clothes models wear on the runway. It’s not like people actually wear most of that stuff in real life.

  9. If I had a penis, I would have a BONER. If I was lesbian, I’d make her MINE! Ahhhh she’s so hot!

  10. Dee Snuts

    THIS.

  11. *bites down on knuckle*

    smokin HOT. GOT DAYUM.

  12. jonelovejone

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  13. jonelovejone

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  14. Anna

    Even though she is obviously airbrushed like every other celeb…this is a **real** woman’s body, curves baby, not too thin not too fat.

  15. SeeYouNextTuesday

    Here’s why this chick is PERFECTION:

    What’s missing:

    No whore-y, overdone “porn-star” make-up.
    No Oompah Loompah tan (uh… Jenna Jamison?)
    No fake “doesn’t-exist-in-nature” platinum blonde dye job/weave/extentions
    No Hollywood chicklet teeth, trout pout, botox, or hack nosejob
    No bolt ons (frankentitties)
    No Ed Hardy clothing, ugly tattoos, excessive bling, or stripper shoes… (although the smoking is a DEFINITE grossout.)

    Why she looks good, even to the girls:

    Tasteful make-up– sexy without looking like a clownfaced bimbo
    May have had some “work” done, but everything looks relatively proportional (I’m looking at YOU, Pamela Anderson…)
    Killer Lingerie– shows the goods, without making her look like a strung out stripper with a daddy complex (…Anna Nicole?)
    Poses are very suggestive, without being raunchy and over-the-top like something Madonna would do. (…Barf…)

    I say well done. You know it’s good when the chicks wanna be you and the dudes wanna bone you. (That is except for Randal. He just wants to go shoe shopping with you and then grab a mochaccino and talk about what moisturizer is the best for your skin type.)

    Randall = gobbler of tools, tosser of salads, avid practicioner of ass-pirating, lowly burgler of turds.

    That is all.

  16. vito

    She’s so hot I’d let her fuck *me* in the ass!

    In fact, I think I’d ask her to.

  17. Ted Kennedy

    I would definitely drive this girl home from a party, take a wrong turn and crash my car into a body of water, escape said car (thus leaving her behind to drown), drunkenly walk a few miles into town, go to bed, wake up, and then finally tell someone ten hours or so later when I think I might get caught.

    Yep, I’d do all that

  18. DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN

    OMG SHE IS soooooooooooo SEXXXYYYYYY.

    I WANt her…well im not lesbo…but…i wanna…

    …..

  19. Vandal

    KNICKERS KNACKERS KNOCKERS!

  20. kllovekate

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  21. kllovekate

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  22. kllovekate

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  23. Th picture number eight is awesome man….. really very seductive.

  24. Anna

    Wow, you all seem satisfied, Why don’t you go look at the Emma Roberts bikini picture that get you off.

  25. Kelly Brook is simply amazing.
    I think she have a perfect body and her face is a face of the goddess. She have a beauty and style and appearance.
    Considering that she have a money too, a man can not ask more… :-)

  26. Consensus Jenson

    All women should look like this woman, it’s not that hard. If you’re a fat woman eat less and work out if you’re a skinny woman eat more and work out, what’s so hard? There should be 3 billion women on the planet looking like this.. but no she’s the only one, I mean come on are you trying???????
    Women come to this site I guess? Can you all please explain to eachother that this is how you should look? Realize that if you’re a woman and you don’t look like this then what the fuck are you doing????? And.. AND the bitch has nothing to say, PERFECT woman, pass it along fucking anne heche motherfuckers.

  27. Nameless

    Don’t know her….don’t know why she’s famous…but she is definitely hot as hell.

  28. sweet like salsa

    #77 right….. and all men should have six…no eight packs, shapely arms, be atleast 6 ft tall and make a six figure annual salary. oh, and nothing less than 8 inches please….

    is this the same Kelly Brook as the chick in the orange bikkini? wow talk about the power of makeup/photoshop

  29. Xe

    @77

    if everyone looked like her she wouldn’t be beautiful anymore, would she?

  30. kllovekate

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  31. kllovekate

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  32. RtSS

    Wow… I would be in real trouble with Kelly. I would bang her hard and fast with my schlong in each of her holes, and spurt my protein turbo injection shake into each of them. But, then I’d look at that amazingly perfect body, and would be rock hard and standing at attention again. I would have wood constantly 24x7x365 if I was around this gorgeous piece of woman. I would die an exhausted, depleted individual. As the medics would note, when they came to haul my dead lifeless body away, my face would have a permanent grin on it. Kelly, call me… You won’t be disappointed.

  33. Kelley

    Fuck off, kllovekate, and stop posting about singles sites … “keep your comments relative to the posts.” Or is English your second language ??

    Say, if Kim Kardashian’s tits are real, as she says, then how come they don’t look like Kelly’s ?? Just sayin’ …

  34. Rob

    Those pics are more than 3 years old and appeared in a 2007 issue of Maxim.

  35. tarts n' cream

    AIIRRBRUSSSHING!

    At least they successfully took the look of stupid off of her face. That alone was worth the price of digital enhancement three times over.

  36. PooPants

    Ugh I hate reading in the comments about guys that want to “bust a load on this chick’s tits” or “fuck her in every hole” etc. Guys who say that are pathetic losers who can’t get any pussy and would also probably fuck a goat’s holes, if they had a chance.

    Go back to fapping to the computer screen and stop posting about your exaggerated sexual prowess.

    You will never get a girl like this!

    And no one cares that you want to fuck her!

  37. meo9

    WHY OH WHY DO PEOPLE THINK LOOKS ARE THE ONLY FUCK#N THING IS THIS WORLD THAT MATTERS ….ALL YOU PEOPLE MAKE ME WANT TO GAG ……NO WONDER THIS SITE IS CALLED THE SUPERFICIAL….THATS ALL YOU ARE !! THERES MORE TO LIFE THAN BOOB JOBS AND LIPO …..GROW UP AND GET A LIFE …..sure looking good is great and all but if this is the only depth in your life and your only thing to contribut e to the world i think its pretty sad

  38. meo9

    WHY OH WHY DO PEOPLE THINK LOOKS ARE THE ONLY FUCK#N THING IS THIS WORLD THAT MATTERS ….ALL YOU PEOPLE MAKE ME WANT TO GAG ……NO WONDER THIS SITE IS CALLED THE SUPERFICIAL….THATS ALL YOU ARE !! THERES MORE TO LIFE THAN BOOB JOBS AND LIPO …..GROW UP AND GET A LIFE …..sure looking good is great and all but if this is the only depth in your life and your only thing to contribut e to the world i think its pretty sad

  39. meo9

    WHY OH WHY DO PEOPLE THINK LOOKS ARE THE ONLY FUCK#N THING IS THIS WORLD THAT MATTERS ….ALL YOU PEOPLE MAKE ME WANT TO GAG ……NO WONDER THIS SITE IS CALLED THE SUPERFICIAL….THATS ALL YOU ARE !! THERES MORE TO LIFE THAN BOOB JOBS AND LIPO …..GROW UP AND GET A LIFE …..sure looking good is great and all but if this is the only depth in your life and your only thing to contribut e to the world i think its pretty sad

  40. meo9

    WHY OH WHY DO PEOPLE THINK LOOKS ARE THE ONLY FUCK#N THING IS THIS WORLD THAT MATTERS ….ALL YOU PEOPLE MAKE ME WANT TO GAG ……NO WONDER THIS SITE IS CALLED THE SUPERFICIAL….THATS ALL YOU ARE !! THERES MORE TO LIFE THAN BOOB JOBS AND LIPO …..GROW UP AND GET A LIFE …..sure looking good is great and all but if this is the only depth in your life and your only thing to contribut e to the world i think its pretty sad

  41. Mike

    This, my friends, is why Jesus was invented.

  42. pete

    She is beautiful, period. End of discussion

  43. pete

    She is beautiful, period. End of discussion

  44. anne

    @77
    umm are we supposed to get back in our mothers’ uterus and ask God for bigger tits too? this woman is not that special without her amazing natural DD’s (or E’s according to Wikipedia). no boob job can create what she has. so get your head out of your ass. there’s plenty of women with more beautiful faces and more toned bodies. But her boobs make it impossible to notice or care about any other part of her, as long as nothing is obviously repulsive.

  45. The Answer!

    @49 Because it makes men’s dicks really hard & men enjoy giving $ and shiny things to pretty women with big tits that wear bras that way… and they usually don’t have to wear them for very long because it’s just visual stimulation! U see a win win arrangement- question answered.

  46. HOOTERS!

    OMFG, bitches stop being jealous! We are all beautiful in our own way but Kelly Brook is AMAAAAAAAAAAAZING!!!

    Yay for Kelly! So beautiful <3

  47. I was going to say something snarky but I’m speechless. This chick is about as good as it can get.

  48. clpierced

    Eh where are all the guys from this site from? you act like women like her are not everywhere. Update: there are hot women with huge boobs everywhere. i consider myself very hot with a nice bod, but smaller boobs. and i am from a small town (not city) in michigan. sooo i think every male in here needs to put their tennies on and go out and see the world. okay, how about go to your local bars/clubs/restaurants and you will see hot women, not all hot, but you will find some. hey you can even jack off under a table/booth if they are that hot :)

  49. kllovekate

    My friend recommended me a very interesting place
    ________ W e a l t h y D a t e r. C O M_________ .It is the best dating club for seeking the rich singles, beauties and even hot celebs..what’s the most important is:you dont have to be a millionaire.but you can meet one. I think everyone need to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy .______TTTTTTTT_____

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