Kelly Brook poses for the October issue of Loaded, and I always pictured her as someone too classy for a men’s magazine. But upon closer inspection this is exactly where she belongs. Along with my face as a decorative ski mask. “Sir, you’re supposed to go down the slopes, not lay face first in the snow moaning like a wounded tiger.” “Go ‘way.”
That’s the life.
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Damn. Friday Feel good.
first!
what a fine, fine piece of ass.
now THATS one purrrfect woman… phukkers
DAYUM…..
If I had that, I’d build a fucking altar in the bedroom……
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Picture 2 is the greatest thing I’ve seen in a week.
Ridiculously bodacious. I like it!
Kelly Brook is a marketing genius. Her most recent book speaks volumes of her intelligence and her rise to success. No matter where she goes, the spotlight shines bright.
Randal
Fuckin christ this woman is hot! Wow! I want to shake the persons hand that came up with this shoot. Amen!
she has a book? what the hell is it about? whats she even do?
Wooooow….Great Picture…Thanks for sharing….
Why does she look like a man?
i want those legs!
The only thing missing from her is several inches of me.
Fucking A. I want to have sexual intercouse with that woman.
that’s an old set…i’ve had a wallpaper on my desktop from this shoot for a loooooong time…at least a year i think
in fact, it’s picture 7 on my desktop right now.
Thank god… hopefully she breaks the current fashion trend of low-rise bikinis — they look so much better pulled up a little emphasizing curves and dipping in the front instead of a straight line across a girl’s gunt.
They did a great job with her make-up, cause she looks amazing. I wonder if/how the photographer managed not to rub one out.
The Rake
http://thefilmnest.com
very very sexyyyy
How does a girl manage to tease and please simultaneously in print pictures? Billy is In-zane for breaking up with this girl…
she’s seriously perfect…. but she could do much better than a lame men’s magazine
And on the 8th day…….
I haven’t read the comments, but if this is a boob job? It’s an awfully good one … what’s the scoop ? Are they real ? If so she is the most beautiful thing ever.
Thanks Fish.
Oh look, its an attractive woman.
Her boobs are real….and she is HOT
Her boobs are real….and she is HOT
when i see a woman this beautiful strangely i feel a little ill……….i guess it’s called heartsick….. o man
This is journalistic integrity in its purest form and I for one applaud the fish. It makes you wonder why we would ever need another Jon the douchenozzle screws an ugly skank post… ever.
as a female… i am just speechless. i wish i could reincarnate myself as kelly brook. DEAR GOD. MM.
sweet jesus, i can’t breathe.
man. oh man oh man oh man oh man.
i’m jealous as hell.
I did good
Now I’m all sticky. Super hot!! The cigarette is a real turn off, but, I’ll let it slide this time.
Idiot :P she is holding the heel of her stilettos
I don’t mean to nitpick, but her face is too long and manly for my taste.
@36………..she has a face ?? :p
I’m conflicted. Her body is hot yet her face looks like a tranny Raquel Welch impersonator.
I’m disappointed that they photoshopped her so much. Especially her thighs! Compare pic 5 to pic 9, in pic 9 they slimmed her thighs.
@36
Why are we talking about her face. She’s clearly not a beauty model. Without her awesome rack the only thing this girl would be modeling is clay.
Yeah, these pics are awesome any all, but they’re from her 2008 calendar shoot, so they’re like two years old.
That being said, they’re still hotter than half the useless skanks that get posted here. At least if we’re posting pics of some not-quite-famous or famous-but-useless chick, have them be pics that look this damn good.
oh hell yeah…
Yumm.
Don’t go to the Loaded mag site that is linked in this article. Just got some mad spyware from there.
Wow, they photoshopped the hell out of those pictures, didn’t they…
45. Yes they did.
I’d usually offer some observation about Kelly Brook being soft, untoned, even a bit flabby, but the Photoshop took care of most of that, leaving her looking as realistic as a plastic Barbie doll. Great work, Photoshop dude!
The rack looks good, but is def not real. She looks hot, but those implants are HUGE!!!
Pic 6 is the telltale.
Why do chicks with huge boobs insist on wearing a bra that is about three cup sizes too small? It looks ridiculous. And can’t possibly be comfortable either.
Good pics and all but WTF is fish on glue? What the hell is all that ski mask nonsense supposed to mean?