Kelly Brook poses for the October issue of Loaded, and I always pictured her as someone too classy for a men’s magazine. But upon closer inspection this is exactly where she belongs. Along with my face as a decorative ski mask. “Sir, you’re supposed to go down the slopes, not lay face first in the snow moaning like a wounded tiger.” “Go ‘way.”
That’s the life.
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Free Willy | August 28, 2009 at 3:58 pm
Damn. Friday Feel good.
annie | August 28, 2009 at 3:59 pm
first!
hmm | August 28, 2009 at 4:02 pm
what a fine, fine piece of ass.
nastyjay | August 28, 2009 at 4:05 pm
now THATS one purrrfect woman… phukkers
havoc | August 28, 2009 at 4:09 pm
DAYUM…..
If I had that, I’d build a fucking altar in the bedroom……
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D | August 28, 2009 at 4:16 pm
Picture 2 is the greatest thing I’ve seen in a week.
Oliver Chester The Molester Lester | August 28, 2009 at 4:18 pm
Ridiculously bodacious. I like it!
Randal | August 28, 2009 at 4:20 pm
Kelly Brook is a marketing genius. Her most recent book speaks volumes of her intelligence and her rise to success. No matter where she goes, the spotlight shines bright.
Randal
Danklin24 | August 28, 2009 at 4:27 pm
Fuckin christ this woman is hot! Wow! I want to shake the persons hand that came up with this shoot. Amen!
Danklin24 | August 28, 2009 at 4:28 pm
she has a book? what the hell is it about? whats she even do?
Parminder | August 28, 2009 at 4:29 pm
Wooooow….Great Picture…Thanks for sharing….
12 year old boy | August 28, 2009 at 4:29 pm
Why does she look like a man?
april | August 28, 2009 at 4:33 pm
i want those legs!
joe blow | August 28, 2009 at 4:35 pm
The only thing missing from her is several inches of me.
Onyx Blackman | August 28, 2009 at 4:36 pm
Fucking A. I want to have sexual intercouse with that woman.
sean | August 28, 2009 at 4:36 pm
that’s an old set…i’ve had a wallpaper on my desktop from this shoot for a loooooong time…at least a year i think
sean | August 28, 2009 at 4:37 pm
in fact, it’s picture 7 on my desktop right now.
PB | August 28, 2009 at 4:42 pm
Thank god… hopefully she breaks the current fashion trend of low-rise bikinis — they look so much better pulled up a little emphasizing curves and dipping in the front instead of a straight line across a girl’s gunt.
The Rake | August 28, 2009 at 4:47 pm
They did a great job with her make-up, cause she looks amazing. I wonder if/how the photographer managed not to rub one out.
The Rake
http://thefilmnest.com
movie trailers | August 28, 2009 at 4:48 pm
very very sexyyyy
ROUGH Daddy | August 28, 2009 at 4:51 pm
How does a girl manage to tease and please simultaneously in print pictures? Billy is In-zane for breaking up with this girl…
alisa | August 28, 2009 at 4:53 pm
she’s seriously perfect…. but she could do much better than a lame men’s magazine
bert | August 28, 2009 at 4:54 pm
And on the 8th day…….
Kelley | August 28, 2009 at 5:11 pm
I haven’t read the comments, but if this is a boob job? It’s an awfully good one … what’s the scoop ? Are they real ? If so she is the most beautiful thing ever.
Ryan the Canadian | August 28, 2009 at 5:11 pm
Thanks Fish.
Christina | August 28, 2009 at 5:24 pm
Oh look, its an attractive woman.
G | August 28, 2009 at 5:28 pm
Her boobs are real….and she is HOT
G | August 28, 2009 at 5:28 pm
Her boobs are real….and she is HOT
bill | August 28, 2009 at 5:28 pm
when i see a woman this beautiful strangely i feel a little ill……….i guess it’s called heartsick….. o man
dude_on | August 28, 2009 at 5:36 pm
This is journalistic integrity in its purest form and I for one applaud the fish. It makes you wonder why we would ever need another Jon the douchenozzle screws an ugly skank post… ever.
spicy | August 28, 2009 at 5:37 pm
as a female… i am just speechless. i wish i could reincarnate myself as kelly brook. DEAR GOD. MM.
jt | August 28, 2009 at 5:41 pm
sweet jesus, i can’t breathe.
crawlin | August 28, 2009 at 5:45 pm
man. oh man oh man oh man oh man.
i’m jealous as hell.
God | August 28, 2009 at 5:48 pm
I did good
UPinYA | August 28, 2009 at 6:17 pm
Now I’m all sticky. Super hot!! The cigarette is a real turn off, but, I’ll let it slide this time.
Liz | July 30, 2010 at 8:19 pm
Idiot :P she is holding the heel of her stilettos
bobx | August 28, 2009 at 6:17 pm
I don’t mean to nitpick, but her face is too long and manly for my taste.
Me | August 28, 2009 at 6:24 pm
@36………..she has a face ?? :p
shane | August 28, 2009 at 6:30 pm
I’m conflicted. Her body is hot yet her face looks like a tranny Raquel Welch impersonator.
M | August 28, 2009 at 6:32 pm
I’m disappointed that they photoshopped her so much. Especially her thighs! Compare pic 5 to pic 9, in pic 9 they slimmed her thighs.
nate85 | August 28, 2009 at 6:38 pm
@36
Why are we talking about her face. She’s clearly not a beauty model. Without her awesome rack the only thing this girl would be modeling is clay.
B | August 28, 2009 at 6:48 pm
Yeah, these pics are awesome any all, but they’re from her 2008 calendar shoot, so they’re like two years old.
That being said, they’re still hotter than half the useless skanks that get posted here. At least if we’re posting pics of some not-quite-famous or famous-but-useless chick, have them be pics that look this damn good.
scooby | August 28, 2009 at 6:50 pm
oh hell yeah…
Sport | August 28, 2009 at 7:23 pm
Yumm.
dfa74 | August 28, 2009 at 7:29 pm
Don’t go to the Loaded mag site that is linked in this article. Just got some mad spyware from there.
KP | August 28, 2009 at 7:53 pm
Wow, they photoshopped the hell out of those pictures, didn’t they…
RichPort's Ass Hurts | August 28, 2009 at 8:14 pm
45. Yes they did.
I’d usually offer some observation about Kelly Brook being soft, untoned, even a bit flabby, but the Photoshop took care of most of that, leaving her looking as realistic as a plastic Barbie doll. Great work, Photoshop dude!
Sunny | August 28, 2009 at 8:43 pm
The rack looks good, but is def not real. She looks hot, but those implants are HUGE!!!
Sunny | August 28, 2009 at 8:46 pm
Pic 6 is the telltale.
lovelyriot | August 28, 2009 at 8:55 pm
Why do chicks with huge boobs insist on wearing a bra that is about three cup sizes too small? It looks ridiculous. And can’t possibly be comfortable either.
manscaper | August 28, 2009 at 9:20 pm
Good pics and all but WTF is fish on glue? What the hell is all that ski mask nonsense supposed to mean?