Kelly Brook sunbathes topless

January 4th, 2008 // 208 Comments

After a long day of Britney Spears insanity, I’m glad to see my constant vigil of Kelly Brook’s vacation has hit the jackpot. Here she is sunbathing topless in St. Barts. It’s almost like Kelly Brook knew I was having a rough day so she took her boobs out. She’s a keeper. You hold on tight to that one, Billy Zane. And not just because you’ll die old, bald and alone if you don’t.

NOTE: All pics are full of NSFW breasty goodness.

Photos: INFdaily.com, Splash News
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  1. mahhh

    funkyy

  2. isitin

    Very nice breasts……………..

  3. mahhh

    funkyy

  4. Wow, Kelly is so hot here too. It’s said she has been to a bisexual dating site bimingle.com. Her photos are really sexy and hot too. Many of her fans give her a big thumb for her good figure.

  5. p0nk

    that’s what i’m talking about.

    daniss, you need to die in a fire.

  6. put the ugly people in the back

    Man she could hold a LOT of pencils under those flapjacks. I guess that’s why she’s so popular she’s a giant walking pencil case that will dump sand on your crotch.

    Wow Baldy Zane, she’s a keeper. Also I don’t know why but I’m 100% sure she is the smartest woman alive, you know all mensa members put sand down their man’s trunks, it’s just a known fact.

  7. ack

    i believe they’re real.

  8. Binky

    If I were her – with all the paps there – I voted myself off that Island and
    I’d check out the neighboring Saint Homer’s.

  9. She’s a winner.

  10. Methos

    Bit saggy if ya ask me used to them being a bit firmer and perkier…she looked better with the bikini on….

  11. put the ugly people in the back

    Man this chick can’t pick a bikini to save her life. boy shorts are for girls with no hips not giant hips. All she keeps doing is buying suits that emphasize those hippos. Even with her fairly large boobays she is still pear shaped; sad.
    She’s attractive I guess although I far far prefer the Phoebe Cates in Fast Times type of hotness but I can guarantee this girl is a boring whiny bitchy bossy and gimme gimme gimme all your money type and dumb as fuck with a inda nerdy girl face.

  12. Ted from LA

    #8,
    And spectacular.

  13. Methos

    #12 – “and dumb as fuck”

    Are you kidding she’s no where near that intelligent, you just insulted all the true dumb fucks out there, Kelly takes dumbness to a whole new level….

  14. Not hot

    who cares if this chick sunbathes topless? she’s ugly. And she’s not Kim Kardashian, so this is not interesting.

    Kelly Brook is so NOT hot that even if she spreaded her legs wide open and showed me a close up of her pussy she still wouldn’t give me a boner.

  15. Yumi. I don’t know who this chick is but she’s got nice pink nips. Props to the paps for getting these shots, we need more celebs displaying natural non-silicone tits at blogs everywhere.

    PS: It’s feeding time!

  16. me

    OMG BOOBIES!!!!

  17. CoM

    You little boys wouldn’t know a nice pair if they grew teeth and bit your schnozolas. REAL breasts, especially large breasts, are subject to this force. You may have heard of it. It’s called GRAVITY.

    “Too droopy for me, wah.” Well, child, go find some fakies. You know, bowling balls with nipples. If your testes ever drop and you get to fondle anything other than your own knob, you’ll learn the difference between large, real and spectacular breasts and silicon rocks.

    BTW–she’s hot, and if you wouldn’t hit it, you’re either a girl, sterile, or a raging, preening homosexual.

  18. ipanema_girl_turned_schuyler

    sunbathes ? where’s the sun? I see a cloudy sky only. oh, those pale folks ….

  19. flamin sheila

    #19 love it!!!!!!!!!! You said what I wanted to say but better.

  20. flamin sheila

    #18 CoM

    love it!!!!!!!!!! You said what I wanted to say but better.

  21. denzel

    i just came.

  22. Methos

    #18 Guess you’ve never dated anyone younger than 40 huh ? some of us have and there are plenty a “healthy” natural women out there whos boobs don’t always point south like this ugly thick shit.

    You call this chick hot..FFS who you been hitting all your life your sister and your mom ?

    Look at her face…FFS are you mentally deficient ?

  23. 2008

    LOL. I definitely agree with #18

  24. STeve

    she is HOT nice nipplus erectus protrudud just practicing my Latin

  25. STeve

    she is HOT nice nipplus erectus protrudus just practicing my Latin

  26. Rob

    damn, what the hell happened to her perfect jugs? Gravity sucks!! man, They used to be much more firm. Very saggy now. I’d still hit it, but, what a shame, she’s no longer perfect. Keeley Hazell just passed her up on my list

  27. GMAN

    Yummy Yummy… Ahe can definetly eat crackers in bed and leave crumbs..

  28. #15

    >>”Kelly Brook is so NOT hot that even if she spreaded her legs wide open and showed me a close up of her pussy she still wouldn’t give me a boner.”

    That’s because you like little boys.

  29. Sheva

    Hmm those things look fully operational.

  30. She has nice natural breasts. It is good to see women that are not ashamed of their bodies. Bravo for her going topless. I think she has nice orbs of delight.

  31. BillMorgan

    She has nice natural breasts. It is good to see women that are not ashamed of their bodies. Bravo for her going topless. I think she has nice orbs of delight.

  32. JK

    She’s beautiful and her breasts are just as beautiful. If mine looked like that (well, once before two children the did but that was 3 years ago) I would walk around topless and possibly even go to the grocery store that way and ask for the manager.

  33. Superbad

    best post of the week. congrats

  34. Sapphire

    Now if SHE can look good at all those angles without even trying why can’t JLH or whatsherfatsoface??

  35. Binky: This could be a bit off topic…but this is what I get when I comment on the Mike Moore thread at Huffington Post.
    “This comment is pending approval and won’t be displayed until it is approved.”
    Right. Humm…and it’s like,never, ever approved…( Screw Freedom of speech etc)

    I’m beginning to feel a bit like Britney in a kindergarten…

    Like. YIKES ! I thought I was just banned on the Bill Maher threads !
    I seems like, Errianna don’t do, like, Truth …
    Cliff Notes : Yes Binky – you are off topic – you should probably try to work in something about this woman’s tits.
    Binky: Well ok Cliff. Maybe I’ll just go to bed and try to save this shit-hole world tomorrow.

  36. Yes, like her!!! Hot body ,but I prefer her photo on seekamillionaire.com!!!!!!! She is so beautiful on it !!!! Check her out !!!!!!

  37. Binky: – well, they’re certainly fulsome. Need a bit of sun…etc.(9/11 was an Inside job)…I wonder what a Wonder Bra would do to those babies…
    Cliff Notes: If the Mike Moore threads – IE : the guy-puppet blown up in the ‘World Police’ Movie for not supporting the Iraq war – bans comments on a supposed ‘left wing’ site…
    Errianna – we have a problem….
    (And Kelly don’t forget the sit ups)

  38. asscrack

    Yeah way to start off the New Year. Less lame Britney washed up coochie and more hotties. JC wants to party withn you!!

  39. asscrack

    Yeah way to start off the New Year. Less lame Britney washed up coochie and more hotties. JC wants to party with you!!

  40. johnnyfive

    Here are some really good pics of topless kelly….Billy looks better also.
    http://www.egotastic.com/entertainment/celebrities/kelly-brook-topless-pictures-000639

  41. Tanx for that #39-41.( Inside Job ?)
    - I still can’t get over being banned from a Mike Moore comment site…
    Mike – you even had Steven Wright as a Mountie in that one flick. And the Canadians who just said ‘excuse me”
    I stayed awake through “Sicko”
    Just gimme some ‘Truth’ buddy.

  42. I dunno, after a quick image search I think she’s gorgeous. Those breasts aren’t very saggy for being real (her claim to fame is it not?) and even so, she looks way, WAY way better than Billy so.. keep it up Kelly.

    Oh, to all you 9 year old homosexuals, who wouldn’t get it up for this?
    http://farm1.static.flickr.com/201/478268528_b824585663.jpg?v=0

    she’s fucking beautiful.

  43. Jim

    Saggy tits and a truly ugly face. Call everybody a homo, who cares – we’ve got eyes. She might have been a high-grade butterface before, but she’s just ordinary and fat now.

  44. Banko

    Nice facial expressions. One day Billy Zane will wake up and realize his young big-titted hottie has turned into a constipated cow.

  45. Screaming Meat Nugget

    Sometimes I see pics like these, and i begin to wonder if there is a God.
    But then I saw that Billy Zane is bangin’ that, and i now know there isn’t.

  46. Screaming Meat Nugget

    I would totally wreck that, like you wouldn’t believe.

  47. Timoteo

    Well #15….that makes you a homo. And for all of you complaining about her breasts being saggy, you can’t have firm tits that are THAT size unless they’re fake. Talk about picky! I’ll bet all of you have sloppy girlfriends and wives…

  48. Alecia

    Awww, you poor put-upon boys. RIP your boner potential, I’m sure it’s the size of a walnut anyway.

    I wonder how many of the men passing judgment have a big ol’ set of man boobs themselves. Or ass pimples, or back hair, or stank feet or some shit.

    And I had to laugh at those who compared her to other women they prefer, that they’d never have a chance in hell of sleeping with anyway. Pathetic.

  49. Ted from LA

    My wife has smaller but firm breasts. Her nipples are pink stars, just like this woman’s. Here comes the rocket man.

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