Kelly Brook quits sunbathing topless

July 14th, 2009 // 43 Comments

Here’s the saddest news you’ll hear all week: Kelly Brook’s boyfriend doesn’t want her to sunbathe topless anymore – and she’s agreeing to it. Jesus. Whatever happened to independent womanhood? (Excluding sandwich making.) The Daily Mail reports

The former glamour model has revealed that she no longer sunbathes topless – at the request of boyfriend Danny Cipriani.
‘Too many paparazzi and, anyway, Danny doesn’t like it,’ she explains.
But despite baring her breasts in the past, Kelly says she doesn’t feel it has stopped her from being taken seriously.
‘Maybe I have to work a little harder to be taken seriously, but I think that any woman who’s considered aesthetically pleasing struggles with that.’

Okay, I agree with Kelly that us aesthetically pleasing people have to work harder than the “Normies.” However, that doesn’t stop me from taking my shirt off. Fuck no. I’m a survivor. My nipples turn sunlight into raw power which I use to vanquish the day and seize life by the horns and sometimes testicles. (Kelly, you should probably be writing this down.)

Kelly Brook Sunbathing Topless Gallery (NSFW)

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  1. Blah

    I want to buttfuck her.

  2. JoMama

    Boobs.

  3. I’m thinking… jumping jacks on a trampoline…

  4. Disgruntlordd

    repost?

  5. Ego

    Only 1 pic? wtf. I at least expected 15 shots with a telephoto lense + extreme zoom on the boobs

  6. #5 – She’s the anti-you.

  7. The Jerk

    When you mean former glamour model, do you mean some worthless whore that no one cares about?! Oh yes, now I remember her and her tits.. silly moi. Kudos to the Capt Save a Ho’ of a boyfriend to protect her boobies. I used to that all the time when I was in the 3rd grade, then I told the girl she made my pants feel funny in the front.

  8. #7. (crickets) oh how i yearn to be a pasty 29 year old…whatever she is. NOT. there ya go dry humping my comments again….sheesh. shouldn’t you be doing something resourceful, like plotting your next suicide attempt?

  9. He’s(Danny) an insecure punk! Besides, what does it matter? With all the material she’s already provided us with, he may as well let her continue!

  10. bone

    this matter is one of the first times i’ve actually had any respect for Billy Zane

  11. Seriously Danny, she is too you what lovely flower is to a weed.

  12. Champ

    I love that rack.

  13. To begin with I am a female reader and really like the Superficial. I have been an avid reader for years. I used to like it a lot more when women were appreciated for their sexiness and beauty instead of commented about in a sexist way. I like showing off my body, I like men, and I enjoy good humor. If I keep hearing these “women should go make sandwiches jokes” I don’t know if I’ll keep reading. The Superficial is great, but I wish you would remember that you have a lot of female readers who want to feel rewarded for reading, not insulted.

  14. To begin with I am a female reader and really like the Superficial. I have been an avid reader for years. I used to like it a lot more when women were appreciated for their sexiness and beauty instead of commented about in a sexist way. I like showing off my body, I like men, and I enjoy good humor. If I keep hearing these “women should go make sandwiches jokes” I don’t know if I’ll keep reading. The Superficial is great, but I wish you would remember that you have a lot of female readers who want to feel rewarded for reading, not insulted.

  15. Christina

    I’m glad. When the boobies are out they are a vision magnet.

  16. obligatory

    #14/25, stuttering girl, I think you made some really valid points but I still don’t see my beer.

  17. #12.Umm, yeah…that’s ‘to’.

    You’d use ‘too’ in a sentence like: Richport is taking too long plotting that suicide, get it over with already.

  18. Rod

    #14-
    You know why women shouldnt wear watches, right? Cuz theres a clock on the stove.

  19. Eric

    Nice Family Guy reference (“Normies”)

  20. Disgruntlordd

    hey Caligirl, shut up and make me a sammich.

  21. Bob

    Fuck you Danny Cipriani!!!
    What if this starts a trend?! Did you think of that, you selfish bastard!
    We Normies don’t have the luxury of seeing super hot chicks w/ big racks in our real lives like you – we only have porn!

  22. Anon

    The problem is this is a celeb blog that caters to men so if women get offended then tough.
    Go to the hundreds of other female centric gossip blogs that cater to women.
    Then you’ll find out what sexist really is though as it’s not aimed towards women you probably wont complain.

  23. The Jerk

    I’m gonna have to agree with #21…stop double posting/typing so much and show pics of your body that you like showing off so much apparently or stfu.

  24. Danny Cipriani? I thought this fool was on the run from the law? how dare he? Kelly Brook belongs to the world…

  25. #14 – Women were genetically engineered to have smaller feet so they could stand closer to the sink while washing dishes. And you know what you say to a woman with two black eyes, right..?

  26. Duuude

    This Danny guy suck ass. I want my girlfriend to go topless on the beach but she won’t. I will trade him.

  27. Lets all kick Cipriani’s ASS. Soft ass Brook, don’t ever take shit from a man like that…unless its me. I would demand you sunbathe naked, fuck topless.
    The Rake
    http://thefilmnest.com

  28. JadedAgony

    Billy Zane understood those puppies need to breath this new guy doesn’t understand what he is depriving the world of.

  29. Michelle

    No you have to work harder to be taken seriously as you have no talent and no brain!

  30. My tits looked like that about 50 years ago!

  31. vito

    Hey isn’t Danny Cipriani the dude who does the commercial for ulcerative colitis?

    Hell, he can’t even control his bowels. What the hell is he doing trying to control that beautiful woman with those magnificent tits?

    Show him the fucking door, Kelly. If you want to show us those lovely tits…you go, girl!!! We’re all right behind you. Or rather in front of you cuz the scenery is better.

  32. Galtacticus

    Like topless sunbathing is a big deal.

  33. Darth

    Like we really care about a few pathetic flappy bags.

  34. Nero

    Perfect for the flipflop game!

  35. CC

    You know what’s sad is when “the man” tells us we need to put little pink stars over things that everyone knows is there.

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  38. I’d Tap that Shit…& “Blah” This picture doesn’t show ass or any part of her ass, where does Buttfucking even fit into anything?!? …..You Suck!! Go Learn to Tie a Noose & Hang yourself

  39. I’ll start with a female reader and superficial really like. I am an avid reader for years. I like it very much and the women applauded for his sexiness and beauty were used instead as a sexist comment about. I like showing my body, I like men, and I enjoy good humor. If I think these “women should be making the sandwiches,” jokes keep hearing I do not know if I’ll keep reading. Surface is great, but I think you will remember that you want to read a lot of female readers feel rewarded, not insult.

  40. i like Chaning Tatum because eventhough he has a bulky body, he can still dance so well “”

  41. i like chaning tatum because he has a great body, just look at those chest muscles ,;~

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