Here’s the saddest news you’ll hear all week: Kelly Brook’s boyfriend doesn’t want her to sunbathe topless anymore – and she’s agreeing to it. Jesus. Whatever happened to independent womanhood? (Excluding sandwich making.) The Daily Mail reports
The former glamour model has revealed that she no longer sunbathes topless – at the request of boyfriend Danny Cipriani.
‘Too many paparazzi and, anyway, Danny doesn’t like it,’ she explains.
But despite baring her breasts in the past, Kelly says she doesn’t feel it has stopped her from being taken seriously.
‘Maybe I have to work a little harder to be taken seriously, but I think that any woman who’s considered aesthetically pleasing struggles with that.’
Okay, I agree with Kelly that us aesthetically pleasing people have to work harder than the “Normies.” However, that doesn’t stop me from taking my shirt off. Fuck no. I’m a survivor. My nipples turn sunlight into raw power which I use to vanquish the day and seize life by the horns and sometimes testicles. (Kelly, you should probably be writing this down.)
Kelly Brook Sunbathing Topless Gallery (NSFW)
Blah | July 14, 2009 at 1:21 pm
I want to buttfuck her.
JoMama | July 14, 2009 at 1:21 pm
Boobs.
RichPort's Ghost | July 14, 2009 at 1:24 pm
I’m thinking… jumping jacks on a trampoline…
Disgruntlordd | July 14, 2009 at 1:26 pm
repost?
the infamous danielle | July 14, 2009 at 1:33 pm
wtf is a kelly brook?
Ego | July 14, 2009 at 1:37 pm
Only 1 pic? wtf. I at least expected 15 shots with a telephoto lense + extreme zoom on the boobs
RichPort's Ghost | July 14, 2009 at 1:42 pm
#5 – She’s the anti-you.
The Jerk | July 14, 2009 at 1:43 pm
When you mean former glamour model, do you mean some worthless whore that no one cares about?! Oh yes, now I remember her and her tits.. silly moi. Kudos to the Capt Save a Ho’ of a boyfriend to protect her boobies. I used to that all the time when I was in the 3rd grade, then I told the girl she made my pants feel funny in the front.
the infamous danielle | July 14, 2009 at 1:54 pm
#7. (crickets) oh how i yearn to be a pasty 29 year old…whatever she is. NOT. there ya go dry humping my comments again….sheesh. shouldn’t you be doing something resourceful, like plotting your next suicide attempt?
reelpretty | July 14, 2009 at 1:59 pm
He’s(Danny) an insecure punk! Besides, what does it matter? With all the material she’s already provided us with, he may as well let her continue!
bone | July 14, 2009 at 1:59 pm
this matter is one of the first times i’ve actually had any respect for Billy Zane
RichPort's Ghost | July 14, 2009 at 2:01 pm
Seriously Danny, she is too you what lovely flower is to a weed.
Champ | July 14, 2009 at 2:02 pm
I love that rack.
Caligirl | July 14, 2009 at 2:03 pm
To begin with I am a female reader and really like the Superficial. I have been an avid reader for years. I used to like it a lot more when women were appreciated for their sexiness and beauty instead of commented about in a sexist way. I like showing off my body, I like men, and I enjoy good humor. If I keep hearing these “women should go make sandwiches jokes” I don’t know if I’ll keep reading. The Superficial is great, but I wish you would remember that you have a lot of female readers who want to feel rewarded for reading, not insulted.
Caligirl | July 14, 2009 at 2:03 pm
To begin with I am a female reader and really like the Superficial. I have been an avid reader for years. I used to like it a lot more when women were appreciated for their sexiness and beauty instead of commented about in a sexist way. I like showing off my body, I like men, and I enjoy good humor. If I keep hearing these “women should go make sandwiches jokes” I don’t know if I’ll keep reading. The Superficial is great, but I wish you would remember that you have a lot of female readers who want to feel rewarded for reading, not insulted.
Christina | July 14, 2009 at 2:03 pm
I’m glad. When the boobies are out they are a vision magnet.
obligatory | July 14, 2009 at 2:05 pm
#14/25, stuttering girl, I think you made some really valid points but I still don’t see my beer.
the infamous danielle | July 14, 2009 at 2:07 pm
#12.Umm, yeah…that’s ‘to’.
You’d use ‘too’ in a sentence like: Richport is taking too long plotting that suicide, get it over with already.
Rod | July 14, 2009 at 2:07 pm
#14-
You know why women shouldnt wear watches, right? Cuz theres a clock on the stove.
Eric | July 14, 2009 at 2:08 pm
Nice Family Guy reference (“Normies”)
Disgruntlordd | July 14, 2009 at 2:10 pm
hey Caligirl, shut up and make me a sammich.
Bob | July 14, 2009 at 2:18 pm
Fuck you Danny Cipriani!!!
What if this starts a trend?! Did you think of that, you selfish bastard!
We Normies don’t have the luxury of seeing super hot chicks w/ big racks in our real lives like you – we only have porn!
Anon | July 14, 2009 at 2:18 pm
The problem is this is a celeb blog that caters to men so if women get offended then tough.
Go to the hundreds of other female centric gossip blogs that cater to women.
Then you’ll find out what sexist really is though as it’s not aimed towards women you probably wont complain.
The Jerk | July 14, 2009 at 2:29 pm
I’m gonna have to agree with #21…stop double posting/typing so much and show pics of your body that you like showing off so much apparently or stfu.
ROUGH daddy | July 14, 2009 at 2:29 pm
Danny Cipriani? I thought this fool was on the run from the law? how dare he? Kelly Brook belongs to the world…
RichPort's Ghost | July 14, 2009 at 2:49 pm
#14 – Women were genetically engineered to have smaller feet so they could stand closer to the sink while washing dishes. And you know what you say to a woman with two black eyes, right..?
Duuude | July 14, 2009 at 2:49 pm
This Danny guy suck ass. I want my girlfriend to go topless on the beach but she won’t. I will trade him.
The Rake | July 14, 2009 at 2:49 pm
Lets all kick Cipriani’s ASS. Soft ass Brook, don’t ever take shit from a man like that…unless its me. I would demand you sunbathe naked, fuck topless.
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JadedAgony | July 14, 2009 at 3:10 pm
Billy Zane understood those puppies need to breath this new guy doesn’t understand what he is depriving the world of.
Michelle | July 14, 2009 at 4:31 pm
No you have to work harder to be taken seriously as you have no talent and no brain!
Mrs Eugenia Turner | July 14, 2009 at 5:41 pm
My tits looked like that about 50 years ago!
vito | July 14, 2009 at 10:25 pm
Hey isn’t Danny Cipriani the dude who does the commercial for ulcerative colitis?
Hell, he can’t even control his bowels. What the hell is he doing trying to control that beautiful woman with those magnificent tits?
Show him the fucking door, Kelly. If you want to show us those lovely tits…you go, girl!!! We’re all right behind you. Or rather in front of you cuz the scenery is better.
Galtacticus | July 15, 2009 at 7:43 am
Like topless sunbathing is a big deal.
Darth | July 15, 2009 at 7:49 am
Like we really care about a few pathetic flappy bags.
Nero | July 15, 2009 at 7:51 am
Perfect for the flipflop game!
CC | July 15, 2009 at 10:29 pm
You know what’s sad is when “the man” tells us we need to put little pink stars over things that everyone knows is there.
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Blow Miiiha | February 25, 2010 at 5:40 pm
I’d Tap that Shit…& “Blah” This picture doesn’t show ass or any part of her ass, where does Buttfucking even fit into anything?!? …..You Suck!! Go Learn to Tie a Noose & Hang yourself
Ronald Hanson | April 30, 2010 at 10:49 pm
Looks good!
memory cards | June 3, 2010 at 3:31 am
I’ll start with a female reader and superficial really like. I am an avid reader for years. I like it very much and the women applauded for his sexiness and beauty were used instead as a sexist comment about. I like showing my body, I like men, and I enjoy good humor. If I think these “women should be making the sandwiches,” jokes keep hearing I do not know if I’ll keep reading. Surface is great, but I think you will remember that you want to read a lot of female readers feel rewarded, not insult.
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