Kelly Brook plays with her coconuts in Fiji

December 2nd, 2005 // 39 Comments
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Kelly Brook strips off... her make-up! Brunette beauty goes au naturel for walk with a friend
Being a woman only too proud to exhibit her feminine assets, Kelly Brook is usually dolled up to the nines. But it seems the model is also ready to relax during her down time. The 32-year-old showed off a fresh-faced look without make-up during a walk with ...
KELLY BROOK'S LEMON PEEL
KEITH Lemon has been bragging that Kelly Brook gets her boobs out in his new movie. The international ladies man says his debut movie is like a Carry On film. Keith, real name Leigh Francis, told us: “People will be surprised how funny Kelly is.

Comments (39)

  1. assholic | December 2, 2005 at 4:44 pm

    nothin to say really, just for the sake of havin my first ever first poster, so there.

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  2. Binky | December 2, 2005 at 4:53 pm

    CocoNuts !!! Thank God they’re coconuts ! From the thumbnails – I thought she might have had a wave-induced ‘chest accident’ and had to ship her airbags back to Dow Corning.

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  3. Mary45 | December 2, 2005 at 5:14 pm

    Who’s the guy in the “here to eternity” wannabe shot and why does her bikini bottom look like a diaper?

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  4. ElFurbe | December 2, 2005 at 5:17 pm

    What’s with that last picture? Hottie with coconuts, hottie in water, hottie stretching her lithe body, AAAHHH! Mr. Clean feeling up hottie! My fantasy, shattered!

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  5. dirk_digglesworth | December 2, 2005 at 5:30 pm

    dood, it’s billy zane you dummie.

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  6. Juliette | December 2, 2005 at 5:52 pm

    All I can think of is what an ugly bathing suit.

    pretty girl, ugly suit.

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  7. apotheosis | December 2, 2005 at 5:54 pm

    Personally, I’d feel far less nauseated if it was actually Mr. Clean. The offspring of Kelly Brook and Mr. Clean would be a bathroom-cleaning valkyrie with breasts the size of a large bald man’s head and a fresh clean pine scent.

    Kelly Brook and Billy Zane’s kid might also have large breasts. But large breasts aren’t nearly as attractive on a bald guy with no discernable acting ability.

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  8. Zanathon | December 2, 2005 at 6:10 pm

    Is that a wedding band on the ring finger of Billy Zane in the last photo?

    If it is, then I can SO use this to bust up their relationship in order to move in on Kelly, while she is still fresh from being on the rebound.

    I’d then give her the BEST twenty-five seconds of our lives!

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  9. Bishop | December 2, 2005 at 6:10 pm

    I agree: both swimsuits suck. The one-piece looks like it’s got a really big little-sister problem and is trying anything to be flashy and high-cut (ergo sexy) but failing miserably because it’s still a bad one-piece thing. the one with Zane in the shot DOES look a bit diaperish or BlueLagoonEsque.

    And pic #5? LaraFlynnBoyle wants her stegasaurus title back.

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  10. ElFurbe | December 2, 2005 at 6:13 pm

    Wow, that is Billy Zane! I rescind my comment. I’m a Billy Zane fan. I listen to my friend Billy Zane, he’s a cool dude!

    Since I can’t have Kelly Brook, you know, ever, I’m glad it’s Billy Zane and not some prat boy-band member or something.

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  11. Mary45 | December 2, 2005 at 6:22 pm

    Silly me…all those freshly shorn heads make the dudes look the same!!

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  12. hafaball | December 2, 2005 at 6:49 pm

    coconut boobies? :o

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  13. derekd | December 2, 2005 at 6:59 pm

    Whats up with the grandma 80′s one piece?!! Check out that monkey in the bend over pic. Thats a fat monkey! I wanna spank it. BAD MONKEY! BAD MONKEY!

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  14. derekd | December 2, 2005 at 7:02 pm

    And Billy Zane. Talk about “Hair today, gone tomorrow.” HA! I made a funny! Me so Funny. Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck, nyuck!

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  15. valleyg | December 2, 2005 at 7:20 pm

    so…am I lame that I have no idea who this broad is? I do like the retro, austin powers-esque bathing suit though.

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  16. Flush it all away | December 2, 2005 at 7:31 pm

    I’ve always thought Billy Zane was badass. How could you watch Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight and not think the guy was cool?

    Well, although his movie career kinda fizzled, I’m glad it all worked out for him in the end–he nabbed Kelly Brook! You go, The Phantom!

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  17. mrschickee | December 2, 2005 at 8:32 pm

    Um….who the hell is Kelly Brook? And why is she important? Just wondering.

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  18. hotnikkels | December 2, 2005 at 10:32 pm

    Kelly Brook is important because she is only the hottest girl ever…and probably the least talented. I still love her though.

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  19. assholic | December 3, 2005 at 12:10 am

    “Is that a wedding band on the ring finger of Billy Zane in the last photo?

    If it is, then I can SO use this to bust up their relationship in order to move in on Kelly, while she is still fresh from being on the rebound.”

    he’s engaged to kelly, haven’t you thought that, you idiot sick fantisizer? besides tht, if thy were not together, kelly would have been with me instead. in fact am plannin to break dem up after this hot though in hideous looking swimsuits….

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  20. Bill Clinton | December 3, 2005 at 1:08 am

    http://www.thesuperficial.com/image.php?path=/archives/kelly_brook_fiji_5.jpg

    I must admit ^that^ is how I see all women.

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  21. giblet | December 3, 2005 at 1:51 am

    These shots of Kelly–they’re a little sad. Playing in the sand. Laughing in the sun. Making out with Billy. Yet, all the while she must be crying inside because she doesn’t have any true friends; solid confidants who would ask “Kelly, was there a mirror in the dressing room?”

    Then again, judging from her expression in the first shot, she’s probably not as cognizant as I’d hoped. The internal 8-track is most likely stuck on “Sunny! Sand! Laugh! Round things! Sunny!”

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  22. Jenny | December 3, 2005 at 3:49 pm

    Watching lesbian porn is okay. Watching Deuce Bigalow on the other hand…..

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  23. Suite4 | December 3, 2005 at 9:36 pm

    FYI Kelly Brook is a British model. I’m no expert, but aren’t her thighs a bit chunky for a model? Plus she’s trying to hard to be sexy. She’s like a sex bomb in UK. But then again… they eat lamb with mint sauce in UK.

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  24. kmb187 | December 4, 2005 at 11:19 am

    Her thighs are a little large… and I would hope someone involved in the fashion industry would know how to choose a more flattering bathing suit. The Pucci print isn’t hiding the fact that the horribly high-cut legs make her hips, thighs, and backside look horrendous.

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  25. kittiesyay | December 4, 2005 at 4:26 pm

    her thighs are large? lmao. are you stupid? she has a perfect body, she is so hot. oh, wait, i forgot, guys like to beat off to girls like calista flockhart. silly me.

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  26. Roxie | December 4, 2005 at 6:05 pm

    Hey if you wanna see a really hot chick, go to http://www.kisskissandallthat.blogspot.com. Oh wait that’s not a chick, that’s DENNIS RODMAN crossdressing again.

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  27. Laur | December 4, 2005 at 7:03 pm

    Oooh… nice tush. ;)
    Not the best choice of a bathing suit, though.

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  28. Kiren | December 4, 2005 at 10:07 pm

    there are more pics of here on the beach with Billy Zane here

    http://www.gossiprocks.com/forum/showthread.php?t=5913

    she’s nude in some of them :P

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  29. the salami from killarney | December 5, 2005 at 12:06 am

    The coconut has always been my favourite, um, nut?

    Kelly Brook is pretty hot too. Except for Billy Zane. She should just smash him with her coconuts.

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  30. kmb187 | December 5, 2005 at 12:20 am

    kitties–I was replying to the poster before me, who mentioned that her thighs are a little chunky for a model. She definitely has a good body, but in all honesty not a typical model body. Well, not by US standards, anyhow. And I am a girl, so that whole Calista Flockhart thing was pretty much wasted. No need to be so snippy.

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  31. Liz | December 5, 2005 at 3:50 am

    Kelly Brook was a TV presenter (The Big Breakfast) but she got the sack because she was, quite frankly, crap at it. I’m very fond of her, though, and insanely jealous of her body. That’s what a woman ought to look like, not the bags of bones parading down the catwalk we’ve gotten used to over the last decade.

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  32. HollyJ | December 5, 2005 at 12:57 pm

    I can’t believe that a picture of a virtually unknown zombie-eyed chick manipulating dual coconuts has inspired more than 30 posts. Of course, as I say that, I’m posting #32. =(

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  33. Dtbb | December 5, 2005 at 1:11 pm

    ^ I can believe that the pictures inspired many readers to manipulate themselves more than 30 times…there goes #33.

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  34. fax | December 5, 2005 at 2:10 pm

    these pics are lame. these ones are better:
    http://www.yeeeah.com/weblog/2005/11/kelly_brook_top.html

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  35. HollyJ | December 5, 2005 at 8:58 pm

    #35… ACK! …I ….just……can’t…….stop…..adding…more…. ::grimace::

    Someone call a 12-step program. I need a superficial intervention.

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