Kelly Brook put on a new bikini and enjoyed some more of her St. Barts vacation with boyfriend Billy Zane yesterday. But apparently Kelly’s idea of a good time is cramming sand down Billy’s crotch, according to the Daily Mail:
Instead it was all good clean fun as Kelly took great delight shoving handfuls of wet sand inside Billy’s loose-fitting swimming shorts while he looked on somewhat bemused.
If I were Billy Zane, I’d look on bemusingly as well, if that were a word. By all normal laws of science he should be cleaning shoes at the bowling alley. Instead he’s got a busty British actress girlfriend that, yeah, maybe puts sand on his nads. Sometimes you have to make sacrifices. Very itchy sacrifices that will totally chafe afterwards. I should know. I dated a sandcastle artist once. My taint still feels like the Sahara.
Nice work Billy. Now bury her up to her head in sand and take her doggy style.
Like I said before: that bikini is seriously unflattering.
And while she’s definitely not fat, she is far from having a perfect figure. She’s a bit doughy. She needs to tone.
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Oh gosh. Fat? Are you kidding me? compared to who… an Ethiopian? Not crazy about the bikini either.
A woman with a real (read: curvy/not a twig) body? God forbid! She looks good. (I do have to agree that that bikini isn’t very flattering on her.) Billy, on the other hand, looks like he could use some work.
idiots
only one person called her fat.
and they aren’t HORRIBLY wrong
i mean
look at her stomach and thighs.
she could lose a few and look better.
fat is the wrong word.
healthy
is a good word
I just came.
How romatic they are !she is so beautiful.. but someone said she joined an online service sugarmommymeet. it is a site for rich men to date sexy women.. spoil and support them. what a fucking slur..
I would ride her like a Harley on a bumpy mountain trail.
Her legs are saggin’ all outta whack. Get me some more Christina Milian pics up in here! Gwen Stefani pics, somebody, anybody!
@28. – Not that pic!
I’m taking this site off my favorites. Britney held her kids hostage for nearly four hours last night and was then taken to the hospital (Jayden may have also been rushed there, as well) and all we get is some unknown with tits and a washed up baldie on The Superficial.
61 – i agree
This article interested me, then it made me very interested, then I was very, very, very interested…
But now I want to hear about Britney Spears and have a cuddle…
@28 That pic makes her look like she has a little willy between her legs. Def funny.
and she has an old lady body.
She better hope he gets all the sand washed off his wiener before he starts tapping that. Especailly if it’s anal.
She’s really cute and sexy! Pretty beautiful!
torture? how by letting him f uc k the sh it out of her?
She’s a perfect 10 in my book.
I realize this site is called “The Superificial”, but you guys are too much. The dude is bald. So what? And he looks like he’s in excellent shape to me, especially for 40+. Obviously, he can make a girl laugh. And he has money I assume. I’d say he is a catch. I always thought he was a homo w/ his plucked eyebrows – but i guess he must have a massive unibrow or something.
Damn Fish, wake up. What’s up with this Brit Brit meltdown?
I’d forgo the bullshit and have Kelly shove the sand directly in to my ass.
Omg, this is going to be big news about Britney.
Can you all not wish death and such upon her? Its clear shes frikkin insane and she needs help, no need to be so fucking nasty about it.
She is sexy. But her photo at a bisexual chatting club bimingle.com looks much hotter, especially the one in the red bikinni.
Good strong childbearing hips.
she looks good, like a normal and healthy woman. If she wore a different bikini, it would prob. be more flattering.
That’s the perfect female body right there. Beautiful skin, too. Billy needs to buzz his remaining hair.
#69 “he looks like he’s in excellent shape to me, especially for 40+.”
I know a lot of 40+ guys who are hot, although they cannot afford a personal trainer.
This thick bald man is ugly and looks like he is taking his daughter to the beach
boys and girls, THAT is what a real woman looks like.
Kudos to you Billy, you lucky f*cker
pasty skin and hips as big as a house.
he is gorgeous on the otherhand.
check his pics on imdb.
That’s what a real “lazy” woman looks like. ZING!
i would love to shove my nose right up her ass and take a good, long whiff.
Ok, this is the only sexy woman I have ever seen on this site. Seriously, this girl is a BABE.
Fat? Wtf? She is perfectly proportioned. You gals are dumbasses.
i wouldnt say shes fat.. she looks pretty damm good in my opinion… shit rosie O’donnell is fucking fat this chicks fine
There’s some serious jealous bitches posting! She’s not fat – just because you don’t have bazoombas like that!
bemused is a word you moron
So what she’s fat! I like her tits!
She ned a long time in a Gym, she’s not fat, but she’s very flacid
are you high or something? billy is the hotest 40+ movie star ever.he’s gorgeous.
are you high or something? billy is the hotest 40+ movie star ever.he’s gorgeous.