Kelly Brook launched “Kelly Brook Lingerie for New Look” in London today. Jessica Simpson could learn a thing or two here. She had the first step right, she showed off the big guns. I’ll give her that. But her British counterpart Kelly Brook went the extra mile and brought in some lingerie models. That’s how you launch something. I hope you’re taking notes, Jessica. No, you’re not. You’re eating the pen. That’s a start, I suppose. Just don’t swallow the ink agai– ah, shit. Hello, poison control? Yeah, the Simpson place. Ha ha, you know us. Anyway, just come right in. I believe we gave you guys a key when you were here this morning. No, no. The second time. Right, the swallowed battery.
Photos: Splash News
23apples | November 5, 2007 at 6:02 pm
HAHA! Ohhhh Jessica!
Soooo model on the left hand side? Is an exorcism necessary?
dm | November 5, 2007 at 6:02 pm
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dm | November 5, 2007 at 6:02 pm
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veggi | November 5, 2007 at 6:05 pm
Satan looks pretty hot in red! Except for the giant forehead, although I suppose there has to be space available when the horns retract for pictures.
Jimbo | November 5, 2007 at 6:07 pm
Who’s the fat fuck in the middle? At least she had the good sense to keep her clothes on.
combustion8 | November 5, 2007 at 6:08 pm
the chick on the left is about to puke and rotate her head 360 degrees.. and its so turning me on.
ack | November 5, 2007 at 6:09 pm
i seriously have no idea who this chick is. should i?
sla | November 5, 2007 at 6:15 pm
Picture #4:
First model on the left looks like a mannequin. Second model shows why too much tanning (fake or real) is bad. Model on the right — what is with the winter leggings?
Kelly is smart to choose models who are less attractive (or life-like) than she is. She looks angelic next to Satan-chick.
mixedmartialartvideos.com | November 5, 2007 at 6:15 pm
the models look like edward scissorhands’ sisters
JanOLeary | November 5, 2007 at 6:16 pm
I didn’t know “lingerie” was French for Beast of the Apocalypse.
dan | November 5, 2007 at 6:17 pm
the model in the red looks like that guy from jurrasic park
criscodisco | November 5, 2007 at 6:23 pm
The chick in red looks like Jerri Blanks.
nipolian | November 5, 2007 at 6:32 pm
These have got to be British models, there is no way they would get work in the US.
juls | November 5, 2007 at 6:41 pm
wow she’s stunning and so are the girls stop dissing you guys prob couldn’t get half as good as them
dorky noise maker | November 5, 2007 at 6:42 pm
wow, the girl on the left has a face that looks like the Crypt Keeper.
dorky noise maker | November 5, 2007 at 6:44 pm
wow, the girl on the left has a face that looks like the Crypt Keeper.
http://www.dorkynoisemaker.com
lentista | November 5, 2007 at 6:59 pm
the chick ,i mean tranny in red bra and panties….that u can tell her halloween is over…. and tuck in (him or her) balls in more…..as u can see the tranny in pic #5 with red heals is doing a excellent job crossing her legs and not showing us her cock n balls……..lol
jo | November 5, 2007 at 7:26 pm
I love this site. Bastardly go F…K yourself
* MISS UNIVERSE | November 5, 2007 at 7:51 pm
What a gorgeous black lace blouse – it goes perfect with her coloring and features
Chick Crack | November 5, 2007 at 7:55 pm
She just launched something in my pants. Bo-ing!
Dee | November 5, 2007 at 8:24 pm
lol, i thought the one in red was dressed up for halloween. Maybe its a case of ‘wrong place, wrong time’
jason331/3 | November 5, 2007 at 8:25 pm
hey dan!
yr comment on “that guy from Jurassic Park” is dead-on! i thought the same thing the moment i saw that models face! she looks like Sam Neil had his head grafter onto a hot chick! weirdness!
anniemal | November 5, 2007 at 8:27 pm
creepiest woman in the world to the left.
i’m hiding on the covers.
RichPort | November 5, 2007 at 8:35 pm
Damned fine piece of ass sandwiched between the two trannys, or at least I might think so if I wasn’t so into the cock, … Damn my cockaholism, damn it all to hell!
BABY | November 5, 2007 at 8:36 pm
Why doesn’t she show more of her tits as she usually does?
i really wanted to suck on these.
Ript1&0 | November 5, 2007 at 9:01 pm
Goddamn it man, how the hell am I supposed to live vicariously through her??
I don’t know who the hell she is and she’s not doing a goddamn thing besides holding a bra. Is the bra edible, perhaps? Is she starting a super singing pop group of trannies that do Spice Girl covers or something?
Britney’s fucking tripping her ass off looking at disco balls while her kids rot in the car.
Do better, England!!!
Whatever | November 5, 2007 at 9:06 pm
It’s obvious the Crest Whitening Strips only cover the first 4 teeth! EWWWW!
Box Jellyfish | November 5, 2007 at 9:09 pm
Chick on the left looks absolutely demonic while Kelly seems to have morphed into Rose Macgowan’s evil twin.
makemepuke | November 5, 2007 at 9:25 pm
Slutsville Inc.
Jade | November 5, 2007 at 9:35 pm
Eww the demonistic man-thing went a little overboard with the spray-on tan.
catska | November 5, 2007 at 9:42 pm
yeah they are all nasty looking brits
please please please visit:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuBo4E77ZXo
catska | November 5, 2007 at 9:42 pm
yeah they are all nasty looking brits
please please please visit:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuBo4E77ZXo
Ryan | November 5, 2007 at 10:04 pm
I’m hoping it was Halloween when those shots were taken..
what do you think of http://www.16000miles.com ?
cookie monsta | November 5, 2007 at 10:16 pm
make up, make up, MAKE UP, get the fuck over here, pack your shit up, YOU’RE ALL FIRED ya fuckin stoners …………………..
John | November 5, 2007 at 10:30 pm
God, she is beautiful!
gerard Vandenberg | November 5, 2007 at 10:43 pm
WOW girls, these are the shots indeed I love most. Girls in general have a body to be proud of. A man on the contrary has has just “strange” shape. If you want to compare it with a car, a girl is like a Maserati. A man is like an audi R8, including a travel-trailer!!
Andy | November 5, 2007 at 10:46 pm
No mention of the zombie on the left? I have no idea who these people are.
ha8ter | November 5, 2007 at 10:52 pm
Ugh- the girl on the left (my left, not lingerie model’s left) looks like fucking Linda Blair midway thru the Exorcist. Now I won’t be able to sleep cause I’ll freak out thinking she is under the bed. Thanks.
tonycatman | November 5, 2007 at 11:01 pm
Best thing about her is her devastating smile.
Funny thing is, all of her earliest (yes, she has been modelling for over ten years) pictures had her pouting.
#31 And for those who criticized the Brits, this chick is two years older than Britney, and 7 years older than Lohan. I’d take her in preference to a plastic-titted terracotta peroxide coke tart any hour of the day.
Sparqi | November 5, 2007 at 11:02 pm
Re: thing on the left
When did Chucky have a sex change? I missed that bit of news.
Disgusted | November 5, 2007 at 11:33 pm
LOL! For a second there I thought I was the only one who noticed the similarities between the chick on the left and the chick from the exorcist. I can’t believe the author of this website didn’t mention her demonic-like qualities.
Still Ad | November 6, 2007 at 12:07 am
Hot! Who are they?
jacknasty | November 6, 2007 at 12:16 am
wow she looks like somebody mixed Rose McGowan and Angelina Jolie, but left out all the bad parts, and the crazy/goth parts….and hopefully the home-wrecking parts
Quinn | November 6, 2007 at 12:26 am
Those are the scariest lingerie models I’ve ever seen. OFF WITH THEIR HEADS…. that’s better.
12:51 | November 6, 2007 at 1:09 am
scary oversized demonic oompa loompa
glyniss | November 6, 2007 at 1:19 am
would definitely not buy the lingerie!
John | November 6, 2007 at 1:40 am
tonycatman:
Ms. Brook’s devastating smile: agreed
preferring Ms. Brook over Spears/Lohan: agreed
Based on your astute observational skills and fine taste, I declare you my personal hero for the period of 1 day.
RENEE Z... | November 6, 2007 at 2:23 am
The one on the right looks like an ugly Demi Moore/Bruce Willis spawn…yipes. And the one on the left looks like she’s done one too many cosmetic procedures. And the one in the middle is just ho-hum boring.
The Obvious | November 6, 2007 at 2:28 am
To call them “models” might be an overstatement.
Ript1&0 | November 6, 2007 at 3:16 am
@47 – Yeah, but Britney would eat acid and fuck you for 12 hours straight. Would Little Miss English World do that for you?
I don’t think so. (No matter what she says).