Thanks to the perfect storm of absolutely zero news happening and me trying to get out of town for a wedding, I’m slapping you guys in the face with topless awesome this morning. Here’s Kelly Brook in the July 2010 issue of Loaded, and this is practically art because she’s British. I almost want to take these to Michael’s and have them framed, but what do those Philistines know of class and refinement? Nothing, that’s what. Now where are those doilies I masturbate into? Could’ve sworn I left them on the credenza…
UPDATE: Thanks for the traffic, Captain Understands the Internet.
Photos: Loaded
YES!
NOW SHE IS PERFECT!
the old lift-your-arms-so-your-tits-will-look-less-saggy trick but she’s ok..
I would tear that that shiiit UP! in fact… she would probably look like elisha cuthbert looks right now after id be done with her! fannnnnnnnnnntastic funbags! great bahama mamas!
Pic #3- “I used to babysit for a couple who had a collection of naughty videos, and I would sit and watch them.”
Pic #4- “I rarely watch what I eat, or go to the gym. Its sex that keeps me fit.”
You are trying to come across as the perfect little nymph, but clearly you are trying to hard. I highly doubt that your only secret to your hot body is “sex”.
Pic #6- “My breasts are far too big for my body. I’m just a stick with tits”
No honey, you have curves and an ass. And your breasts aren’t THAT huge. Again, you are trying to sound cool. It isn’t working. Adrina Patrinadge is an example of a stick with tits.
Even with these lame quotes and the whole putting your arms over your head to make your tits look perkier. she is still one of the most hottest women out there right now. So sexy!
She makes me want to have more “sex”, or umm…. spend extra time at the gym.
She only shows her tits now if she’s got her arms raised above her head.
She’s easy on the eyes. Too bad she’s such a self-absorbed twat.
holy fucking shit!
put her hands down and them puppies would touch her belly button
beautiful.
those are perfect nipples-
big nipples for girls.
small nipples only belong on guys.
now show me the puss !!!!
Here, here #33.
Yup, she never goes to the gym and its sex that keeps her fit. That’ why she will look like crap in 5 years time. My boobs may be fake but you could bounce a quarter off my ass and I am 35. So really, get over yourself…She’s got the type of body that never gets past 30. Lovely natural shape but not a drop of muscle and it doesn’t last. Youth is on her side and she looks great. Credit where its due but its effort that keeps it staying up. And having met her in person; dumb as a lamp post.
All Around Perfect Women . I would like to hear her speak .
@60 – I think she has muscle tone, it’s just covered by a layer of feminine body-fat. (Which looks good in my humble opinion). She would just claim that she doesn’t work out in order to seem cool. Like all the Hollywood actresses that say they keep in shape by “walking their dog and doing yoga twice a week”. Bullshit. They’d be doing a minimum 90 min weights everyday and living off eggwhites – but they just don’t admit it.
Good on you for keeping in shape – but I am sure Kelly Brook knows how to keep in shape also.
This is why I prefer smaller breasts. They still look good when the bra comes off. And the lame trick of holding her arms above her head isn’t working, still saggy as shit.
34. Some Girl – May 28, 2010 12:42 PM
Great body, BUT… big nipples freak me out!
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Ask any guy. Bigger is better (to a certain limit of course). Lots of surface area, lots to play with, payoff for both parties.
Nipples that are the same color as the skin around them or looking like they never changed size since the woman was 6 years old: THAT’s fucking WEIRD.
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Boobs are nice natural ones, but she still needs a lift
I rarely watch what you eat, or go to the gym. It is sex that keeps me well "(Figure 4). Gotta love these magazines Laddie. They are not just images.
You men mostly LOVE big boobs, because of your pre-occupation with size, but then when you see an example of it in front of you that’s NOT going to fuck you, suddenly they are gross??
Nice. Hell all women should be topless.
Kelly Brook makes me wish I was a lesbian.
is this some sort of a crime, folks?
Nice body
@#68 – right on!!!! “slut”, “whore” – all words used by men to the women who won’t fuck them. also, she don’t need no lift
It’s a sad, sad day…when people consider these breasts saggy, or that these nipples “freak them out”. Jesus, society has become so used to breast implants, they have forgotten what attractive, natural breasts look like. Sure, everyone knows raising your arms like that make them appear perkier. but I can promise you, when she lowers her arms…they are not “hanging down to her belly button.” I’m not going to knock breast implants (SOME actually look good…), but I can’t see how anyone would prefer them to THESE…
i’m sorry, but those are saggy. Five more years without weight training – she’s in trouble.
perfect body
She’s saggy and needs a lift?!? What a bunch of assholes. Just enjoy the picture and quit worrying about what she looks like when she puts her arms down. She is beautiful, sexy as hell and willing to share it with us
willing to SHARE it with us?……yeah, ‘somehow’ I think she’s getting paid for this.
Damn,this girl is getting serious! I’m not complaining though!
I’m offering 1 goat+1 goat with two heads!
@ 84 yeah no shit she’s getting paid, she’s still willing to do it for whatever reason who cares. Not every chick is gonna take off her clothes for any amount of money, she did and looks hot. Go ahead and sit here contemplating what her tits are gonna look like in 5 years, what a joke
@92 .. true true
How she’s going now?
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Wow, she’s soooo hot!
This is exactly what I call a sex kitten. Those idiots who think that Moronda Kerr is sexy have obviously never seen pictures of Kelly Brook …..
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Excuse me, but to all of you bitching about her “holding her arms up in order to make her tits look perkier”, you are what I like to call….special. There is ZERO difference between her (or any other model) posing that way to make them appear perkier and a model who holds her head a certain way to make her neck appear longer, standing a certain way to to make her legs appear longer/leaner, etc. etc. etc. Please, STOP BEING IGNORANT and appreciate a beautiful human being when presented with one.
Pic 4…that, my friends, is perfection.
Sorry, her boobs are saggy.
good pictures
Her boobs are kinda droopy. Kelly.. your breasts are too small for your body…
kelly brokk is the only women who has curves i would bang, besides that the perfect woman is around 4’10-5’3 6stone or 90lbs and has fake tits Dcup preferable you just cant beat big fake tits and a skinny little ass HEAVEN