Thanks to the perfect storm of absolutely zero news happening and me trying to get out of town for a wedding, I’m slapping you guys in the face with topless awesome this morning. Here’s Kelly Brook in the July 2010 issue of Loaded, and this is practically art because she’s British. I almost want to take these to Michael’s and have them framed, but what do those Philistines know of class and refinement? Nothing, that’s what. Now where are those doilies I masturbate into? Could’ve sworn I left them on the credenza…
UPDATE: Thanks for the traffic, Captain Understands the Internet.
Photos: Loaded
Hi | May 28, 2010 at 11:22 am
Firrssst
dude | May 28, 2010 at 11:29 am
if you look at a girl this hot and your first thought is “firsssst”, then you are excruciatingly, irretrievably gay.
Do us all a favor and be “firssst” to shoot yourself before one of us do.
Dude | May 28, 2010 at 11:29 am
Damn them sum big as nipples. Like cocktail wieners.
Magazin Bijuterii | May 28, 2010 at 11:29 am
Gorgeous. Lovely tits :)
sborrainboc | May 28, 2010 at 11:30 am
What #2 said.
Also, FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAPPITY FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAPPITY FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAPPITY FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP…
Jack Mehoff | May 28, 2010 at 11:30 am
She’s a healthy lass…I would like to lick her bung hole.
kingofbeer | May 28, 2010 at 11:38 am
perfect tits! perfect body! perfect!
Ben Dover | May 28, 2010 at 11:42 am
THANK YOU FISH!!!!!!!!!! I just ejaculated!!!!!
sensitive guy | May 28, 2010 at 11:44 am
I’ve never heard of Loaded magazine … but I just got a lifetime subscription …
Kelly | May 28, 2010 at 11:45 am
so lickable. mmmmmmmmmmmmm :)
Mateo | May 28, 2010 at 11:48 am
Great rack!!! Wish more women had nice big REAL tits than bags filled with silicon.
giRL | May 28, 2010 at 11:49 am
must go to gym now, wowwww her stomach
Just Some Guy | May 28, 2010 at 11:50 am
These pictures just reminded me that I like boobs…A LOT! Must find lubrication immediately.
jimbob | May 28, 2010 at 11:51 am
She’s cute, but natural tits are a turn-off.
Gross. She needs a lift and some implants to be hot.
ZoomBoy | May 28, 2010 at 11:53 am
I don’t see how these are July 2010 images as I’ve seen these before July 2009.
Maniacfive | May 28, 2010 at 11:55 am
Weren’t these the photos from Arena last year? Whicher, I dont care, she’s got a great body and I’m more than happy to see em again!
Armando | May 28, 2010 at 11:56 am
“Hey Haley Williams, look at some real boobs” Kelly Brook
lol | May 28, 2010 at 11:57 am
@14
hahah natural tits are a turn off? You’ve obviously never felt fake ones…
lol go back to your porn man…
DogBoy | May 28, 2010 at 12:03 pm
wow. that body pretty much qualifies as perfect.
@14: Dumbest comment ever.
True | May 28, 2010 at 12:03 pm
Perfect.
Mr. Nice Guy | May 28, 2010 at 12:06 pm
This is what I was fighting for when I was in the Army!
God bless the USA and our Brit friends!
SO RIGHT | May 28, 2010 at 12:09 pm
Now SHE is hot! Her body is actually perfect and natural, and her face is beautiful too.
Fakeboobssuck | May 28, 2010 at 12:10 pm
#14 is an idiot.
They made fake boobs in the first place because women wanted to look like this. I’m a girly-girl who likes girls and I HATE fake boobs. They can never beat a perfect set of real ones. (Hell, I’ll even take smaller natural ones to big fake ones any day!)
I’m officially a Kelly fan!
Joozeppy | May 28, 2010 at 12:15 pm
Ya, these are deff older than july 2010, but no matter, Kelly Brook is the epitome of hot natural. SO GORGEOUS!
HOOTERS! | May 28, 2010 at 12:20 pm
I loooooove the fact that she’s part of the Real Titty Committee :) Yay Kelly!!!
Champ | May 28, 2010 at 12:24 pm
Fire up the motorboat.
Ripper Owens | May 28, 2010 at 12:33 pm
The things that I would do to her and those titties.
Very hot!
bonhomey | May 28, 2010 at 12:34 pm
“I rarely watch what I eat, or go to the gym. It’s sex that keeps me fit” (Photo 4). You gotta love these laddie mags. They’re not just about the pictures.
bonhomey | May 28, 2010 at 12:36 pm
“I rarely watch what I eat, or go to the gym. It’s sex that keeps me fit” (Photo 4). You gotta love these laddie mags. They’re not just about the pictures.
Thanks, Fish, for two Kelly Brook postings in one day. Now if you could just drop the Lindsay Lohan fixation, we’d be good.
L E UT | May 28, 2010 at 12:36 pm
Good lord, she’s attractive.
But I love how all of her standing up photos make sure she has her arms lifted above her head, so her tits don’t look saggy. Nice touch, because them boobies look good..
Mike Nike | May 28, 2010 at 12:38 pm
She sounds like a right cock whore. I would jizz all over her slut face.
Fake is the Real Deal | May 28, 2010 at 12:40 pm
I have to agree that natural titties sag way too much. Why should a woman of means (fuck the poor whore) settle for looking like a cow when they can grow into the new century and be enhanced?
Rick | May 28, 2010 at 12:41 pm
Now this is a “woman with curves.” See, ladies, it doesn’t include a pot belly, lumpy fat, and acres of cellulite.
Some Girl | May 28, 2010 at 12:42 pm
Great body, BUT… big nipples freak me out!
Jen | May 28, 2010 at 12:43 pm
she’s fucking hot. i really cant believe people are saying that fake tits are better. you watch way too much porn.
slut-lover | May 28, 2010 at 12:46 pm
slut
FrankNfrtr | May 28, 2010 at 12:51 pm
Wow…happy Friday everyone!
I still don’t know what she’s famous for…..maybe just the boobies & being willing to show them?
Anyway, this is a MUCh better UK import that slags like Jordan.
Brunette lover | May 28, 2010 at 1:03 pm
Ok, so we have Elizabeth Hurley, Kate Beckinsale, Kelly Brook. Three hot, hot, hot British brunettes – just enough for me to count with one hand. The Brits are definitely doing it right across the pond!
cg | May 28, 2010 at 1:07 pm
What a great way to start the weekend!
Thank you Superficial!!
My favorite brit of all time
All hail Kelly and her wonder jugs!
And god bless a girl who flat out loves getting plowed
havoc | May 28, 2010 at 1:32 pm
Smokin’ Fuckin’ Hot.
I agree. Ixnay the Lindsay and Kendra shit and post more of THIS.
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No Problem | May 28, 2010 at 1:33 pm
Best Friday EVER! Thanks!
Gweb | May 28, 2010 at 1:43 pm
I want to hurt those tits.
Tek | May 28, 2010 at 1:51 pm
These pics have been recycled cuz I’ve seen them before. Either way Kelly is always quality. Tek approves.
Tad Bit Tipsy | May 28, 2010 at 2:30 pm
“Its Sex that keeps me in shape” All you ladies that aren’t giving it up, pay attention!!!!
bob | May 28, 2010 at 2:38 pm
Dog Gamn, those tits are awesome.
Brittany Murphy | May 28, 2010 at 3:05 pm
Saggy talentless manface.
tonto | May 28, 2010 at 3:11 pm
Kelly Brook has a:
HAIRY ASS MUTHER FUCKING PUSSY!
Still want her?
Tom | May 28, 2010 at 3:20 pm
#47: yes tonto, I do.
She’s a natural woman, top and bottom half. There is absolutely nothing wrong with that. Guys who are afraid of some bush are total and utter homos.
Pahlavi | May 28, 2010 at 4:43 pm
Uh….They’re not that nice actually. :( Another dream shattered.
gen | May 28, 2010 at 5:03 pm
“I rarely watch what I eat, or go the the gym. It’s sex that keeps me fit.”
I like her and think she’s gorgeous, but that statement is really annoying. She is so obviously trying to sound sexy and cool there. I’ve seen her in a video talking about her gym routine and diet, but now she has to pretend to be a perfect sex kitten. Whatever.