Thanks to the perfect storm of absolutely zero news happening and me trying to get out of town for a wedding, I’m slapping you guys in the face with topless awesome this morning. Here’s Kelly Brook in the July 2010 issue of Loaded, and this is practically art because she’s British. I almost want to take these to Michael’s and have them framed, but what do those Philistines know of class and refinement? Nothing, that’s what. Now where are those doilies I masturbate into? Could’ve sworn I left them on the credenza…
UPDATE: Thanks for the traffic, Captain Understands the Internet.
Photos: Loaded
Firrssst
if you look at a girl this hot and your first thought is “firsssst”, then you are excruciatingly, irretrievably gay.
Do us all a favor and be “firssst” to shoot yourself before one of us do.
Damn them sum big as nipples. Like cocktail wieners.
Gorgeous. Lovely tits :)
What #2 said.
Also, FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAPPITY FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAPPITY FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAPPITY FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP…
She’s a healthy lass…I would like to lick her bung hole.
perfect tits! perfect body! perfect!
THANK YOU FISH!!!!!!!!!! I just ejaculated!!!!!
I’ve never heard of Loaded magazine … but I just got a lifetime subscription …
so lickable. mmmmmmmmmmmmm :)
Great rack!!! Wish more women had nice big REAL tits than bags filled with silicon.
must go to gym now, wowwww her stomach
These pictures just reminded me that I like boobs…A LOT! Must find lubrication immediately.
She’s cute, but natural tits are a turn-off.
Gross. She needs a lift and some implants to be hot.
I don’t see how these are July 2010 images as I’ve seen these before July 2009.
Weren’t these the photos from Arena last year? Whicher, I dont care, she’s got a great body and I’m more than happy to see em again!
“Hey Haley Williams, look at some real boobs” Kelly Brook
@14
hahah natural tits are a turn off? You’ve obviously never felt fake ones…
lol go back to your porn man…
wow. that body pretty much qualifies as perfect.
@14: Dumbest comment ever.
Perfect.
This is what I was fighting for when I was in the Army!
God bless the USA and our Brit friends!
Now SHE is hot! Her body is actually perfect and natural, and her face is beautiful too.
#14 is an idiot.
They made fake boobs in the first place because women wanted to look like this. I’m a girly-girl who likes girls and I HATE fake boobs. They can never beat a perfect set of real ones. (Hell, I’ll even take smaller natural ones to big fake ones any day!)
I’m officially a Kelly fan!
Ya, these are deff older than july 2010, but no matter, Kelly Brook is the epitome of hot natural. SO GORGEOUS!
I loooooove the fact that she’s part of the Real Titty Committee :) Yay Kelly!!!
Fire up the motorboat.
The things that I would do to her and those titties.
Very hot!
“I rarely watch what I eat, or go to the gym. It’s sex that keeps me fit” (Photo 4). You gotta love these laddie mags. They’re not just about the pictures.
“I rarely watch what I eat, or go to the gym. It’s sex that keeps me fit” (Photo 4). You gotta love these laddie mags. They’re not just about the pictures.
Thanks, Fish, for two Kelly Brook postings in one day. Now if you could just drop the Lindsay Lohan fixation, we’d be good.
Good lord, she’s attractive.
But I love how all of her standing up photos make sure she has her arms lifted above her head, so her tits don’t look saggy. Nice touch, because them boobies look good..
She sounds like a right cock whore. I would jizz all over her slut face.
I have to agree that natural titties sag way too much. Why should a woman of means (fuck the poor whore) settle for looking like a cow when they can grow into the new century and be enhanced?
Now this is a “woman with curves.” See, ladies, it doesn’t include a pot belly, lumpy fat, and acres of cellulite.
Great body, BUT… big nipples freak me out!
she’s fucking hot. i really cant believe people are saying that fake tits are better. you watch way too much porn.
slut
Wow…happy Friday everyone!
I still don’t know what she’s famous for…..maybe just the boobies & being willing to show them?
Anyway, this is a MUCh better UK import that slags like Jordan.
Ok, so we have Elizabeth Hurley, Kate Beckinsale, Kelly Brook. Three hot, hot, hot British brunettes – just enough for me to count with one hand. The Brits are definitely doing it right across the pond!
What a great way to start the weekend!
Thank you Superficial!!
My favorite brit of all time
All hail Kelly and her wonder jugs!
And god bless a girl who flat out loves getting plowed
Smokin’ Fuckin’ Hot.
I agree. Ixnay the Lindsay and Kendra shit and post more of THIS.
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Best Friday EVER! Thanks!
I want to hurt those tits.
These pics have been recycled cuz I’ve seen them before. Either way Kelly is always quality. Tek approves.
“Its Sex that keeps me in shape” All you ladies that aren’t giving it up, pay attention!!!!
Dog Gamn, those tits are awesome.
Saggy talentless manface.
Kelly Brook has a:
HAIRY ASS MUTHER FUCKING PUSSY!
Still want her?
#47: yes tonto, I do.
She’s a natural woman, top and bottom half. There is absolutely nothing wrong with that. Guys who are afraid of some bush are total and utter homos.
Uh….They’re not that nice actually. :( Another dream shattered.
“I rarely watch what I eat, or go the the gym. It’s sex that keeps me fit.”
I like her and think she’s gorgeous, but that statement is really annoying. She is so obviously trying to sound sexy and cool there. I’ve seen her in a video talking about her gym routine and diet, but now she has to pretend to be a perfect sex kitten. Whatever.