Kelly Brook is the only allowable form of curvy and other news

May 27th, 2010 // 62 Comments

- Carrie Underwood’s legs still aren’t doing it for me. [Lainey Gossip]

- Mariah Carey quits a movie and everyone’s first thought is she’s pregnant not batshit crazy? How does that even happen? [Dlisted]

- Dane Cook gets Kanye’d on American Idol. [Popeater]

- Ashton Kutcher’s Killers won’t be shown to critics until opening day so no one can say it sucks until after they bought a ticket. [Huffington Post]

- Victoria Justice is, indeed, a fine young woman. [HollywoodTuna]

- Sienna Miller panty flash FAIL. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Megan Fox’s Jonah Hex posters are old-timey whoretastic. [Popoholic]

- Gary Coleman’s in the hospital again. Is it a brain hemorrhage? Because those things are hot right now. [StarPulse]

- Matt Lauer might have banged a tranny. [Celebslam]

- Madonna incorporates her love of getting banged into selling eyewear. Why not? [Just Jared]

- Jake Gyllenhaal is goddamn everywhere. [PopSugar]

- Justin Bieber will fucking cut you. [The Blemish]

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  3. Rhialto

    Excellent,excellent my friends.Her husband must be proud of her.

  4. Darth

    Does she carry her own handbag?!

  5. Nero

    When we don’t feel her body.How do we know for sure she’s a real girl!?

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    55
    If this was a boy then it would be Prince.

  7. Gando

    #56
    He wishes.

  8. Kelly Brook is all that and a box of crackers mate.I remember a few years ago when the Kelly Brook Topless Beach photos were out there. I mean wow this gal is something else indeed and like fine wine she only improves with age. If you didn’t see the Kelly Brook Topless Beach Photos look them up with Google. They are worth a look.

  9. love's Kelly's butt

    I wouldn’t call Kelly Brook curvy by any means (since generally, by “curvy” we mean voluptuous or zaftig). The deal is that she is somewhat “hippy”. She’s got wide hips when compared to the size of her waist and upper torso. Not fat hips, just wide. Which is, in my opinion, TOTALLY awesome: she is sexy as fuggin hell.

    But as proof, here’s a picture showing the sitch (wide hips, narrow waist/torso):

    http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_F4yinVt5IS8/SLCLjA64xgI/AAAAAAAAFME/JkoJ5gHmXwI/s1600/Kelly+Brook0.jpg

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  12. nice body, Kelly Brook

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